You’re alright? I think I'm alright. -I mean, it's imminent now.
-Yeah. Could literally pop
at any moment and I'm going to be a dad and you're going to be
a grandfather again. What advice would you give me
for the actual birth? Because that's something that
I'm quite apprehensive about. I think the best advice
I could give you is don’t whatever you do, get down at the business end of things. What goes on down there is
really nothing to do with you. I mean, your mother had a terrible... I don’t want to hear about that. What? I don't want to hear about the business end of things when my mother was
giving birth to me. That is not imagery that
I will ever need in my head. It was a major event
getting you out. Well it was like when
you go on stage. Instead of just sort of coming
out and saying, ‘Hello, world’. You came out like... Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jack Whitehall! That's how I came
out of my mother's vagina. Like I walk out onto the stage. There was an announcer,
was there? Dry ice. Pyrotechnics. You were big when you came out,
I can tell you. This huge head came through and your mother
never recovered from it. I mean, it took her weeks
before she could even walk. And now, I mean, don't tell her
that I've told you this. If you look at her very
carefully when she's walking, still slightly lopsided. She's developed
what I call a waddle. I mean, not in a big way, but just a little waddle, yeah.