Intro [Music] thank you very much for doing that something tells me a whole lot Suicide Squad people are about to die hey guys sorry I'm late had to go number two good to know than oh so sorry can I help you why yes yes you can I'm here to report a terrible crime and what terrible crime is that this [Music] one wee carry it [Music] for carry it for who for what this is so frustrating he just told me I have to carry this Javelin for a reason but he didn't say why oh God stop you're going to do that thing where you open up a weird ass case of torture devices while inexplicably detailing your master plan and how I don't fit into it I'm building a better seriously you don't have to really you're building a criminal Empire because daddy kicked you out of Janice's Corp and you think this is big [ __ ] you but in actuality it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect I get it you're really not as complicated as you think I have the best Birds of Prey [Music] idea took my last breath like from my lips i' Li for you I like it too my knees are bruised from kneeling to you I've had enough but you [Music] to this is where it all began pudding you [Music] [ __ ] I'm crying to my Fe but BBE if I had to choose the J on you it was the closure I needed a fresh start a chance to be my own woman to but that wasn't the only Legend of Tarzan D I grew up running on all fours it changed the bone structure do you swing on things inside like when you go upstairs oh I never take the stairs I usually take the Focus [Music] curtains oh my God who whoa whoa whoa who just let him go give me one reason why I shouldn't do it I'm drawing a blank what I think you should shoot me you'd really be doing me a favor cancer tumor signs of a peach he's on to us you guys so just give us the money or what or he's going to shoot you in the neck you want to shoot a guy with cancer Grandma mulski had cancer he doesn't have cancer you idiot guys really Bon this thing first of all you got to wait till she gets my pants off and then you got to give me a chance to run that's how you get the money and you never drop the con you never break die with the lie and why'd you come up here if you're so smart professional curiosity and I like boobs you know I figured it was a Babylon win-win the point is dark darling I believe movies are every bit as profound and with sink sound which who knows could be What discovery of perspective was for painting I think what we have here in Hollywood is high art it's party time Sparkle cop Jack Conrad you are even more [ __ ] in person thank you this is Estelle his fiance Beyonce hey I'm not actually going to [ __ ] him I beat the whole USC football team at a game of crap so we wrapped and so now they have to be my slave so mind Jack can you say hi to my dad please he wanted to meet you he's also my manager it's a good thing we met Jack I got a business proposition just for you I'm Nelly themed Diner I'm going to call it the wildchild grill I'm going to serve sandwiches shaped like her Amsterdam face where is my eye Harold right here this I never expected two decorated soldiers to get knocked out in my own home no just one sir well that's right Mr Woodman you were too fast for Cara I was they started talking to Valerie and she's not well and pleased darling girl stop crying it's only natural for her to cry maybe she just found out her friend is dead we couldn't keep it from her for forever I'm not so ill that I can't talk to people you leave me here with this invalid when you know very well that I think she should be hospitalized it's for her own good ever say that to me again I can't handle I'll put you in a hospital I'll send you to a wi child ladies stop I'm sorry I'm sorry I had to raise my Barbie voice hi Barbie hi Ken hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Ken hi Ken hi Ken hi Ken hi can I got us both ice cream cool hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Ken hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie oh hi Alan there are no multiples of Alan he's just Alan yeah I'm confused about I.C.U. that Donna I need you to look at me the doctors need your permission there's not a lot of time for the organ [Applause] donation what if I don't want to give my permission I know this is a really difficult time to deal with this but you have to remember is what Ringo would have wanted he's helping even now no no he proom he promised me he would be home for special night he went went to all this trouble God he promised me toad he didn't make it [Music] The Suicide Squad a Hey [Music] guys you're going somewhere very bad and complete the mission you get time off your prison sentence fail the mission you die she seems nice what a ride I'm boor play with me stay evil doll face seriously the hell is wrong with you people we're bad guys it's what we do I work on my designs I have an entire The Wolf of Wall Street line of lingerie you know cam P panties she designs women's panties too oh my God [Music] come on Jordan think of a way to get up to her apartment you want to come up for some tea or something tea yeah like hot tea yeah yeah that sounds nice tea [ __ ] yeah I wanted to come up for tea doing or rose hips some some ni like that sure this is Rocky this oh who's this say hi Rocky hi sweet okay well um why don't you let a fire or something and I'll be right out yeah fire yeah sure like you're painting here it's uh element God help me how do I [ __ ] this girl [Music] Subsribe [Music]