Oh, this is great. This is just what the doctor ordered. Sorry, ma'am. Delia Deetz, welcome home. Charles. It's okay. There's no damage. Look.
See? It's okay. Good, sturdy country
craftsmanship. And look at that
kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook
a decent meal. Come on, have a look. A little gasoline. Blowtorch. No problem. Excuse me. There you go. We are gonna have to rip out all
that plumbing. But other than that,
it's perfect. Just perfect. What do you think,
honey? Delia hates it. I could live here. Careful. That's my sculpture. And I don't mean mine as in I bought
it. I mean, I made it. It's my sculpture. Put it on the table. Ten minutes. I'm already
perfectly at ease. It's perfect. Oh! Help! It's Otho. Otho, why don't you just come in the front?
- Oh. Bad luck. Otho, you left the city
for me. I am so happy. Of course you are. Delia. You're right. Let's get one thing
straight. You're right. We're here to enjoy the country setting, not to trash the place. You're right. Charles, you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos so you can afford
what I'm going to have to do to this place. Otho, I'm here to relax
and clip coupons, and d*** it, I mean to do it. Then go do it quietly, dear and let Ortho and I think. Is the rest of the house
as bad as this? Is this a punishment or
something? What are we gonna do? We're not completely
helpless, Barbara. I've been reading that
book. And there's a word for people in our
situation. Ghosts. Delia, let's get this
show on the road. We're dealing with
negative entertainment potential here. I mean,
there's absolutely no organic flow through. I noticed that, too. It's
like a giant ant farm. What? Thought I saw
something. You read my mind? I did? So few clients are
able to read my mind. They're just not open to
the experience. Mm. Oh, my God. We just have to pray the other closets are bigger than this one. Ooh, look. Ozzie and Harriet. Ooh. What happened to
these people? They died. Oh, look. An indoor outhouse. Otho. Viridian. Viridian? Now, why do I
know that name? Blue-green. Hydrated chromic oxide. Remember, I'm schooled
in chemistry. I was a hair analyst. Briefly. Yuck. Deliver me from L.L.Bean. I know what you two are
up to, and you're not gonna get away with it. Oh, honey, this is not
working out at all. Charles, I will not stop
living and breathing art just because you need to
relax. Ha! I'm here with you. I will live with you in
this hell hole. But I must express myself. If you don't let me gut
out this house and make it my own, I will go insane. And I will take you with me. Yeah, well, you know,
maybe the house could use a little remodeling. Uh, but why don't you
just leave this room alone. Okay? Okay. I'm gonna get her.