hi my fellow Americans I'm JY Kimmel I'm a host of the show thank you for joining us after the debate All Eyes from SE to shining sea were on the City of Brotherly Love tonight for the debate of the decade vice president KLA Harris versus former president Donald Trump it was like watching the Lorax debate the Grinch tonight usually when Donald Trump gets a spanking like this from a woman it's with a Forbes Magazine what a what a kamalo was pushing his buttons like a 12-year-old playing fortnite it was oh this was a much better debate than the last debate uh this is like the Lion King when Simba came back to avenge Mufasa Trump's advisers before the debate they urged him to be happy Trump instead of mean bully Trump and to please focus on the issues of course he didn't listen to any of that at all but who are we kidding this election isn't about the issues I mean Dick Cheney isn't voting for KLA Harris because he agrees with her on the issues he's voting for her because there's a rhinoceros charging and she has the tranquilizer gun