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your grand papy's Universal Studios American Pie Reaction bumper oh yeah maybe she's working
out oh yeah oh that was that is a you're so bad oh yeah that's right
baby that's Jason it is man would you shut up hey live your best tube life sweet
dreams yeah yeah sweet dreams good night Mom oh my God that's crazy no no not even yeah
come on deposit nothing wrong with there's this nature show that I'm trying to watch
and the birds are all scrambling H oh yeah I cringe for you no like a pony remot no and
flicking the remote phallic object oh no I I think he's tried to it's a family affair this
is just a bad reception honey spank my hairy ass spank my hair you know what here just give
me this please oh that's got to be an unrated cut insert God Bless America yeah I definitely
was not allowed to watch this 1999 oh no oh no oh Shannon Elizabeth that's right she was
huge back Willows in this Alison hanakan hey did you see the Little Mermaid on TV the other night
Ariel man so hot she's a mermaid do she's pretty hot ter reads in this nice why all that happens at
stiffler's parties is a bunch of people get drunk and do it oh it's the Stiffler movie okay it's a
big thick envelope Vicki you got in if you think sir just open it uhoh oh I in this guy she looks
so young in this yeah uh we're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list for the past
couple of months we've decided that you are now rejected ah he's messing with you you got
in yes I love you God is this like the first thing she was in I wouldn't be surprised yeah
she looks she looks like a child it's a long road to shark NATO boy hey you think I should
wear the shirt to stiff was party you've worn that shirt for like 3 days in a row man guys
she said it yeah you got to dress up man she said she loves me holy [ __ ] dude the H we're
to get married the L word Cornell's not that far from UFM yeah it's only like 7 hours oh and you
get to drive across Canada no yeah from Orange's new black what the hell Russian doll baby yo she
been acting that long that's crazy you do today in band instead of playing our instruments regularly
we should play them backwards that'll be so funny oh this is pretty funny but you're talking about
a post High School long distance relationship and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet can those
two see each [Music] other yeah they have Locker Vision we're going to have when he's ready and
I'm ready it's got to be completely perfect I want the right time the right moment the right
place right amount of candles it's not a space shuttle launch it's I mean it's kind of like a
space shuttle launch you got the Latin homework oh my man I took Latin May e it means
my dog ate it it's Latin it's a joke I got you don't worry I need to learn
L I was like slow that down repeat that please and then I can decline it
when I'm drinking it's mcino it's not coffee what you should be drinking is a dunkaccino
I got an idea about something new oh how about you guys actually locate your remove the shrink wrap
and use them it's going to happen she's a college chick that's all they do I'll see you guys tonight
I'll look for you in the no section God Sean Williams Scott too I haven't seen him in a minute
yeah right same you know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick well she might be there tonight now
do you think she would prefer laidback Jim or cool hip gy cool hip hiy they shaved his little
Widows Peak you see it you see the the the growth bag correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one
with the girlfriend and you're still stranded on third base at least I know what Third Base
feels like okay you're still just a bat boy oh bad boy bad boy bad boy what exactly feel like
you want to take this one isn't it perfect Burbank like warm apple pie oh uhoh oh I think I've
heard this referenc line yeah McDonald's are homemade definitely McDonald's the right
shape for it it's a pocket pie oh my God I forgot the sound track on this is
going to be crazy too like a time capsule glad you could make itos
Dias perfect Czechoslovakian Vicki Jessica great to see you glad you can make it he's got such an interesting presence
about him this is what high school parties were like I never went to any me neither
I wasn't one of the cool kids confidence is high repeat confidence is high oh this guy
he looks so familiar you have something going tonight Sherman you see that Central chick
Bernette seems she's taking a l definitely definitely has it's time she experienced the
sherminator oh no I'm a sophisticated robot sent back through time to change the future
to Vivid Video were they top AP in the '90s you're going to do great there is n it and
she just looked at me she she wants you man she wants you dude you're going to get married
I should just I should just go talk to her God Jason bigs he's like Proto Michael Sarah I guess
I was thinking he was like the dude from Jessie Eisenberg How I Met Your Mother Josh rner sure or
do you mean Jason Sigel combination of the two oh shoot sorry I've I've whacked a coffee table like that so many times likewise felt that
in my shins oh sh elizabth get your girl oh no this painful I hate this I hate this
this so awkward oh just walk away just leave ohy oh poor guy it's like cringe solo it's see
you later see you later uh it's 10:33 time of death oh my goodness time of social death we're
here for the party wow she's a child weird weird try the house down the street I like his shirt
and their timing of head whip what's your major postmodern feminist thought yeah same something
about the Springtime it's just cool you know like the smell of fresh rain or something it's
Petra cor it's your vocab word of the day hey there oh Jesus smooth my friends call me Nova
in C Nova no too much that's pathetic turn it turn it down brother yeah dude well you've got
to tone it down you don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point and spout off cheeseball
lines to be romantic it's not the 50s or the'80s relationships are reciprocal come on casova I'll
take you back to your front fumble it's okay he's going to learn some meaningful lessons grow as
a person how you've always pictured it isn't it yeah this is what I always oh yeah smell
like a Yeti oh a yey smells like Bigfoot just relax that reminds me of scary movie totally yeah
yeah yeah which I'm sure was like referencing this yeah I was I was getting Vibes of like movie and
um scream funny enough it's that late ' 90s early 2000s Vibe let me know okay oh my God sugaray
is on they went from SCA it's like Boss Tones or something to sugaray this is a deep cut
sugaray wow I got a 720 on my SAT verbal [ __ ] man copious there a similitude dude that
is some vernacular on you now oh no what the what are we whoa what are we what did I think he yes
let's go with yours let's go with yours yours is friends you are such a jerk wow man it doesn't I
I understand what you're saying it doesn't look different though that's why that's why I thought
that God I can't believe how many cool people are at this party sure the people can like how many
cool people are at this party don't drink that oh wait I left my beer downstairs no oh no you're
right you're right you're right oh god oh this is the worst I hate this I hate this I hate this
and during an underrated guitar solo in the song and everything with the DJ scratch SC is also like
the that's a good hot potato you put it on the bed don't oh my oh my no oh what are you doing stop it
stop it if we hook up tonight tomorrow will just be some girl you go telling all your friends about
no way oh God the no please nobody do anything to that cup I wouldn't go telling stories or anything
about you I promise oh man relax take it slow and let the good times roll let the good oh okay roll
not man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that is a that is a beer float no no put it down put it down put it
down [Music] oh you're going to throw you're going to throw upo she puking her yep yep yep yep yep
yep yep poor girl poor girl regurgitation regur it's good man no wonder you got a high score
in your sat you tell me You' never even had one manual I've never tried it you never double
clicked your mouse let Natasha Leon show you you guys should get together I'm for it how's the
[Laughter] P pale ale oh Jennifer coolage oh I took some mil the hell is that oh joh CH oh shoot
Mom I'd like to oh wow did that come from this movie they must have done I remember everybody
sharing that phrase around this time and until the test of time I got company the sherminator
killing it she's hot I can see that if Sherman yes before I do I'm going to be really pissed
well hey man traveling time got you get yourself a stress ball it's a coming she there what are
you doing to her dude uh oh yeah okay yeah she got to come in here at some point I'm not
for this [ __ ] I got to get late already that's nice really really nice Vicky wait not
for you yeah not for you dang I am the yeti I am the yeti where were you last night huh well
I was going for a fashionably laid entrance and I was too late so I've been there brother story
of half of my life I'll never forget this either what my bad this is a goblin just a little gobbly
ghouly guy imp grin fellas say goodbye to Chuck Sherman and the boy I am now man I'm exhausted
I don't get it I mean how the hell did you do that I'm exhausted never heard someone say that
was such confidence it was just my time best of luck to you boys you know what bed based it
was your time good on you Sherman good on you man we should be happy for Sherman yeah agree
no we shouldn't be the vibe of this guy feels so familiar I can't put my finger on it you know
we're all going to go to college as virgins you realize this right and they ask you that on
the applications it's true here's the deal we all get laid before we graduate we'll be there to
keep each other on track separately we are flawed and vulnerable but together we are the masters of
our sexual Destiny their tiger style FY strong but our Dragon style will defeat it yes masters from
east and west must unite fight and find out who is number one it's foreshadowing his appearance in
the Chun Lee movie is he in that he is very much that from what I have heard oh wow I love
this job no longer will our remain flaccid and unused yeah yep Oh Captain My Captain
and by God we will not stand by and watch History condemn us into celibacy amen I like
that yes amen the music it's so great we will get USA go USA no prostitutes busted
no prostitutes really prom is our last chance but you got to think about it this way I
mean all the parties afterwards the chicks are going to want to do it that gives us exactly 3
weeks to the day we're going to do this we're going to do this oh my God mirror to see a
little bit clearer the rotness and evil in me this is an underrated song this is a great
song flag pul s of Harvey Danger shouts out classic of the 9s tell them they got some
good other songs too I need to broaden my musical Horizon no one ever does I'm not sick
but I'm not well oh no oh no God that's like early webcam Tech too what the lag must be like
SP all day trying to connect stupid pixels it's symbolism on the TV as the flowers bloom
so does his intellect and his tenderness yes ah layers his emotional lexicon it's like a
like a emotional lasagna you have zero replies oh man don't worry give it 10 or 15 years don't
worry you'll get her back soon enough you think so sure she likes you I like her too do you
love her holding his arm like that you can't really ask me that well if you want to get her
in the sack I mean just tell her you love her that's how I was duped damn I I I don't want
to dup her r p Just Jessica all right a you're good wing girl you have to give her what she's
never had what's that let me give you a hint oh Kev yes yes ma'am you mean in you got it
stud I've heard of that got it stud I'm I'm pretty sure that I've given her
up no you haven't there was one time no no I've heard all about each time
it's up to you big L or the Big O O to the W you got to see this young girl's
heart oh no oh poor John CH poor Chris Klein come on man he could easily meet a girl
here what the are you doing here this place is an untapped resource these vocal Jazz girls
are hot why hell is he joining Jazz choir so late maybe he's preparing for another Senior
Year you guys you don't even know him oh her oh what is her name [ __ ] she's in stuff you're
expecting to score with some goody goody choir girl pris these chicks don't know me hey I mean
I can work this sensitive angle here fellas all that you got to do is just ask them questions and
listen to what they have to say and [ __ ] bada bing bada boom sounds like a lot of work he's so
emphatic in every lightting the wow come in come in oh Jim you're here I bought some magazines
do you want to just flip to the center section this is the female form perfect 10 and they have
focused on the breast which are used primarily to feed young infants facts facts what a
great father facts truly this is Hustler now they have decided to focus more on the
uh pubic region she and Levy is a treasur how formal it is she's kind of looking
right into your eyes saying Hey Big Boy oh God killing it this is painful oh my God
not with but again oh no well you see the detail that uh J big is so good so awkward oh try
not to laugh right now do you know what a is oh MYRY I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm I shouldn't have uh got hot there yes these books here for you
to peruse at your leisure oh no yep yep [Music] oh safer than a tube shck yes sir
he totally saw that was good they were so well cast for each other oh no Dad Dad no oh
Jesus Christ it's funny I've grown up with so many Eugene Levy movies and and never this one I
feel like this is like the quintessential one for so many people that's so funny whatever you hear
about me you agree and tell all the boys the same thing okay this guy's delivery he's got this like
hazy detective guy thing like James Dean thing I can see that he little Jame James James Deanie uh
that's Paul Finch right yeah well you've seen him in the locker room right oh my friends they want
to know is true what you know that he's equipped I have no idea fin hours with his bathing suit on
I mean um as a matter of fact it is true the guy is huge but on the record does he have a DAT
for the prom yet no definitely not there you go ow Wing good Wing man you can give me some
advice brother to brother I thought you might know a trick or something to make her whoa Casey
affs in this little Casey what the hell is that all that you're interested in trying to get
your girl into bed no nice to know that she enjoys things as much as I do now you qualify
what this music they're playing qualify for what my man you've just inherited the Bible oh
oh it originally started as manual spoke that some guys brought back from Amsterdam you have
to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year good luck good luck so mystical
a beam of light shoots [Music] out so magic [Music] magic sketch what was that sorry no
it was good I felt it in my soul yeah I put some stank on it she liked that
came from the heart well keep it coming the steak competition's a couple
of weeks away so keep on it yes ma'am oh she like you it's working man and then
you'll get to stop doing all of this and just have not bad Chris thanks uh so you've got the
sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on there doing it my way I feel like I've discovered this whole
new Side of Me music is so expressive okay are you supposed to be out like trying to decapitate
someone with your lacrosse tick or something oh sure I want to see that version of Lacrosse
it's not all that I am you know of course I I didn't I mean it really bothers me when people
try to Pigeon hold me like that oh you know just what to say you think I don't get that people
say oh look there's this goody two shoes quiet girl pris oh words out of your mouth so like
what else do you do well the same things you do la cros why would do you think I do I just
realized that I don't know anything about you I was interested well what do you want to know
you know stuff what's your sign it was your sign this movie is called American Pie
it is a they not the base no not the base that's not from McDonald's no [Music] no warm American Pie just like how warm is it
though how long has been sitting on the God just the way the top crust moves
a little bit [Music] oh you know what he's talking just want Foxy Brown to like burst
through the wall right now holy pinoli oh no oh my God no what the it's not what it looks like it's see this is the unrated cut cuz cuz the the
still I've seen from this sequence is different oh the cut apparently Tado are you sure you can
handle this this mystical music what do they play lacrosse had anyway my I don't think my high
school had a lacrosse team my my high school had it it's probably like a more like a ooh like
hyy private schoolie kind of sport oh okay I went to public school I'm like it's probably the
kind of sport you have when your school has like 10 sports I can see that instead of
just like the the couple seasonal Basics what are you doing here just enjoying my first
exhilarating lacrosse experience hey thanks um Chris oh you can call me Alice if you want do I
have to you call me me I'll Striker what's your middle name ah forget it I don't know if you
can but since I'm not going with anybody I I thought that maybe those guys sucked ass
no what the hell are you doing here well uh I was asking Chris to prom hey a yeah that
that would be great a just don't expect o to pay for the limo what are you doing how
do you got to be so insensitive all the time whatever look don't forget my Cottage
after prom on Lake Michigan he actually look kind of hurt by that I think this is going to
be really really good yeah me too oh I hope I hope he's actually growing for real they
are they do have cute chemistry I feel like it's going to start as an act and it's become
going to become real it's almost Shakespearean in that way what you do you little horn dog
huh huh oh no she hears you oh no no no oh no he's shaking his head though yeah no beat him
beat him in front of her to show your love I'm I'm a total idiot I mean a fool a buffoon I think
shitthead really says it you know what you're right good ad good adjectives good thesaurus good
synonyms expensive and I want to make it up to you how over wow what a needle drop for this don't
stop just a is this hole are they is this hole that they're playing right now or or is it garbage
cuz if it's whole someone was having fun with this topical holy [ __ ] oh you know there's no lock
on your door and I feel like this kind of thing in the '90s would be more taboo was this in the
rated cut people oh no the ADR humming oh no Jesus that's great well done well done Jim I want
to talk about bation oh I just want you to know that it's a perfectly normal thing I used
to call it the stroking the salami oh did is that what you call it I never did it with Goods
but you know your uncle he the one I snake five six times of day wowe Jesus it's like banging a
tennis ball against a brick wall it can be fine but it's not a game it's just a P A Pas time
do you want a partner to return the ball do you want a partner yeah yeah I want a partner
you do want a partner I I want a partner partner course he's he's quite believable
Jason bigs is this like high school dweeb oh yeah like I feel like their attempts to make
him happen didn't fully pan out but he's like perfectly suited to this and he's endearing
yeah it's very authentic I agree so does your tongue cramp up n you get kind of dizzy
though she's probably going to want to do it soon what's your story band girl still question
after the she barely in this H yeah still question for the Holy Grail how does a guy like that get
the sudden reputation what reputation observe do you know who Paul Finch is he's the guy with the
tattoo right oh she's familiar the eagle and the blazing fire and all that stuff what if you guys
see him later will you tell him Courtney says hi she look kind of like Liv Tyler but I know it's
not Liv Tyler I can see it just with um brown eyes supposed to I don't know how doing Tyler has
is he spreading his own myth around James not up or shut up you're very good in the world history
class yes what's that accent yes I am perhaps you could help me with my studies some ADR there how
about tomorrow I have ballet practice perhaps um I could come by your house afterwards I could
change cloth at your place oh yeah let's let's do that I suppose that would be okay sure oh
my goodness oh my goodness Chris Klein looks like the most like he should be in college out
of all of them oh 100% he's like a grown ass man I like watching him but he does look the oldest
even though he is like boyish by the way though about prom that was a bad idea I'm sorry I invited
you whoa wait I don't understand I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies Heather I
wasn't making fun of you give me a break you're so and you should have St stepped up and stood up
for her there's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house and you're not going
to do anything about that what am I going to do huh broadcas her over the Internet oh
oh God no Jesus no man if you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your
house how the hell are you ever going to sleep with one yeah if you can't violate someone's
privacy and revenge them on the internet all you got to do is set up some sort of private
link or whatever on the net and tell me the address you can send me the address too no the
froto dark web over here needed the shelter of there were the music is relevant thicken up
that solo yeah I know my timing's off I think it'll work better as a duet with a ten apart
I'll do it let's go why are you doing this cuz I want to well you can't fake this you better
practice yeah got to earn it man oh God no no no 0% don't listen to your dumbass friend
there's a uh a young lady here to see you oh my I think she was that chick was in um Scary
Movie too I think yeah right scary movie two or three maybe she's on three I don't remember
it's been a while there are five yes you need to change right do you mind no what is this
accent she's doing go ahead and and get on get changed I'll go downstairs and I feel like I
missed they they said where she's from they said she's from like Czechoslovakia oh okay so it's
just like a an Eastern European accent of some variety Jimmy honey oh Jesus Christ oh no this poor poor lady on the sidewalk
a here she is oh no I miss oh god oh no oh no this is too oh you see oh there there that goes oh jeez
oh thank you God for this wonderful wonderful day there that goes oh the internet has enabled some
true abor Behavior this is like the coolest thing I've ever seen so many people must have like
immediately come of age during this movie this was definitely one of sti's best ideas ever yes
and because it was the 9s it's good they did this and I agree and support it wholeheartedly this is
before we knew that this was maybe a questionable activity oh no she's going through his stuff
oh man oh man oh no no no I do love that she's like I'm going to change she just chilling in his
room chilling hanging out God what's your story Shannon Elizabeth What attracted you to this role
she's going downstairs Oh I thought they meant she was actually going to just walk downstairs
like that just in this guy's house she doesn't no is she just mad what was this like in the
R-rated cut gang if you ever had a chance with Nadia this is it what am I supposed to do Kev
Jesus go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand get out of here get out of here
go I'm going I'm going I'm going go go go go go oh my God they just watch this like little 240p
160p video this this all looks like local stuff this all looks like Burbank tuuk Lake looks like
J addressed the email wrong Christ it went out to every mailbox in the East High directory Jes
chist no wow oh no who poor girl oh Jes no because it was the 9s it's good they did this a it's okay
and I support it this is not going to go wrong at all all of this is what you need to are they
like a band those dudes say like a band came looks like you could use an extra hand shame on
you is happening not all right that's interesting reaction you have seen me now it's my turn to
see you yes her accent just went away strip oh slowly you mean like strip strip balance the
scales my guy come on Jim people are viewing get to business oh no oh cuz you can't hear it perfect
this sexy music Move yeah yeah man Drop It Like It's Hot do the shehulk twerk let's go you are
making the stallion go Tri boy I love the monkey that was okay that was blink I think cuz cuz
Tom dong was right over that one guy's shoulder oh come back to them I need toam their face the
magazine not even watching him so distracted by the guy in the front oh no yeah marov is a Travis
Barker on the left damn they look so different as youngans uh oh uh oh all right let's go who's in
the front damn BL watching if just dancing she's reading it for the Articles oh yes yes for the
editorial section go man so nice I wonder how they prepared for this scene together they must
have had to get comfortable to some [Music] degree yes my man make it work that's right yeah yes and
the pants floss it freak probably still thinks the shirts on it your life as an exhibitionist is
officially begun dude you guys have like a full Dom sub relationship waiting to happen right
now mhm come to me come on man you're a star in the making NAU a vision it's got a hell of a
lot better oh Lord wow wow is he going to I think he's going to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's
not going to make it he's not going to make it no buddy buddy oh guy oh God buddy poor fell you
can't let Blink 182 and their monkey down what happened what did he do he blew it I'll be going
now no I do like your dirty magazines you do okay well um what is this character oh he's pulling
out the he's desperate he's desperate AR me very very much is that his shirt I think but not as not
as arousing as you oh Dam a Jim you old softy at least right now is the expression oh Mrs Robinson
no Mrs Robinson holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the monkey again no my dude no again not
again what a loser sherminator oh that was an odyssey oh man which I fully support
by the way because it was the 9s of course of course everybody knows [Applause] yeah
oh buddy and the girl too yeah deep he cares for real deeply touch that emotion
touch it in the reservoirs he's going to win the championship on his own you think you
still got a chance with Nadia absolutely no she's already on a plane back home a maybe I'm
just not good with girls period every extra in this movie looks like somebody who went on to
be an actor or like a full-on actor extras are actors too you know what I mean big respect
to the extras and one time at band camp we weren't supposed to have pillow fight but we had
a pillow fight and it was so much fun spin-off potential yeah right and the conductor didn't
know what we were doing and it was so funny sounds pretty funny you're pissed about something
huh you know what I do when I'm angry I just play some boach on my flute I learned to do that at
B Camp one time at B Camp the amount of times I've heard people say that heard that reference
yeah do you want to be my date for the prom you seriously want to go with me I Le how to dance at
band camp yeah you're the only person who didn't witness my cool we're going to have such a good
time it'll be like this one time at bank oh no this only one person did not witness his arch
humiliation you here Stiffler told me talk to Stiffler and you survived we're going to have
to work on that song Hey okay glad you came by the Pepsi product placement I'm a Pepsi girl in
a Pepsi World dad's the manager really tell them his Subs are great hey tell them there a sub
above wellow you've got it pretty figured out then huh I mean business is okay and Lacrosse is
awesome but it is awesome what am I going to be a professional lacrosse player and I really have no
idea go to the Olympics I thought I was the only one put this clump of olives on top so everybody
loves olives what are you talking about I'm sorry but I can't go to the prom with you Michigan
me I know it's a long shot but I figure Paul Finch might ask me what was that all about oh
he's still embarrassed because Finch kicked his ass who told you that well then how did all
this get started Finch comes up to me and says Jessica I need your help with this so I said all
right pay me 200 bucks and I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed so he did and
I did you own the school that's right she's the best character I mean naturally I embellished
a little bit hey did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman I I didn't hear that
one that one was my favorite I'm telling you if you try the MSU this Saturday I'll kick your
ass a our last game is this Saturday oh [ __ ] oh no they've got him in some like lip gloss
right now too it's really important it's our last game well Central almost beat us last time so
this time I really want to kick their ass I just realized he reminds me a little bit of K Reeves
sure yeah which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by so you can't sing at competition wow
Heather I'm sorry I totally blew it it's okay you should do what makes you happy dang all right
listen thanks for understanding no she not oh her eyes no I saw that eyes too she pissed she
pissed she's saying whole other stuff with her face she pissed and she said maybe he can play
the game and then like run to the competition and singing right at the nick of time what did you
do to him nothing I'm the one whose ass he kicked I'll tell you one thing though I
don't think he's going to have a problem [ __ ] in school anymore
oh no slipped a little something into his mochaccino no no no no no no no
no but but this is a quintessential '90s gag no he's not going to make it no no no no no no
the women's of course it's the women's no oh God no on those never work anyway oh no man I hate to say it just put the
ass in the seat just hover it man just just hover oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ be fun you know it's just going to be
some crappy band and stupid decorations okay you're just saying that because
prom's a week away and you don't have a [Music] date drop the bomb it's like a fer real poop gag I wonder how
long they had him in the stall just doing like no one knows it was him maybe it's time we start
to express ourselves yeah you want to do it yeah oh they're going to they're going to do it they're
going to do it oh my God I love you that's not what I was thinking it's always about hey it's
not always about yeah look I I I just thought it was about this time when I say it I want it to be
more than words you know I I want it to be perfect say it with my whole chest exactly okay Albert
you ready no problemo uhoh I close my eyes at night uh come on Heather work with me here
I don't like your energy man oh oh my God just he just duk that guy in the head
look like it focus on the music think Melody let the music be my guide yeah that
would be a start yeah that would be a start she's in so many movies what is her
name we might even read it during the credits ah all right all right good
hustle guys good Hustle but you can still lose you all saw what happened to Oz
out there oh Jesus you don't score until you score till you score that's right baby
that's fair for you seniors this marks the culmination of the past four years domination
who is this guy on the right do you guys want to look back on your days at East I don't
know I haven't seen him use the time you had go to her good attitude ostriker good
luck fellas good luck I didn't tell you to leave the game Sorry coach you got
some place more important to be ostri yeah this facial expression there's
a song in your heart now boy right that Melody all the way to your love R that's a
game I'm not playing you're missing the game for us missing the game for you missing the game
for you oh you do it you that were going to say that it's crazy does this mean I'm not going
to get to do the duet Albert you suck wow shots fired in my life yeah everything I
did was just a board just everywhere I seems maybe he took that other guy's
clothes yeah he just pulled him into a into the wings there was a cloud and then
he came out Looney T anes came out fully [Music] dressed wow [Applause] moving it's like I know he really
cares about me you know even if he can't say it he does and yeah he always talks about but
that's okay cuz he's a guy right and that's just what they do he's got to he's a guy does it
hurt what you know yeah I mean the first time you do it you know it hurts but then you you do it
again and again and again and again and again I say I don't do it and then I go off to college
and I might end up doing it with some random guy who totally turns out to be a jerk this is true F
canundrum and I'll wish I would have done it with Kevin so go do it with Kevin Aro look at you
you're ready for you're right you're priming ready now it's going to be right and it's going to
be just perfect Oh no you're like Little Caesars I want now yes now right here right now oh PR oh
oh Finch oh she's special all right well I'm sure sure she is special if you picked her out of the
whole bunch oh buddy Jim I I'm just going to say one thing before you leave tonight let's go I
want you to be very very careful putting on the corage if you catch my drift here okay Dad promise
me I promise a you're the best Wing man of all dad you just want to let's just practice on
a wrist really quickly he oh Jesus Christ put the corsage on this [Laughter] banana [Music] sand all right status check so where do you guys
stand Finch we know where you are but can't really use that as an excuse Jim my date's a flute toing
bandor does that answer your question wow is this vocal Jazz [ __ ] going to pay off or what Kevin
what's with the attitude hey I mean I think you guys should be a little bit more enthusiastic this
is the night we've been waiting for we're in this together you guys can't back out Kev you don't
need us to get late are you afraid or something no uhhuh come on I mean we made a pack you can't
break that you guys are just going to have to have to what some funny continuity in some of these
Cuts I am so sick and tired of all this [ __ ] pressure I mean I I've never even and already I
can't stand it and I'm not going to stand around here busting my over something that quite frankly
isn't that thing damn important wow now I'm going to go hang out with that geek over there cuz at
least she has something else to talk about besides Bast better hope Stiffler didn't hear you but want
to dance oh there we there we go how come you have no date I like to keep my options open yeah I got
something for you oh consider it a consolation press hey on it Jessica this is great felt sort
of guilty about taking your money you spent $200 on this no I I spent 50 on the flask 150 on the
earrings absolutely let me just clarify that you have no chance of scoring with me Finch oh yeah
of course not you me at that party a while back right yeah we were up all night together we had
one of those amazingly deep conversations deep conversation huh is that what you call it what
else would I call it oh dang he capping sorry to interrupt I just thought you all should know
this Chuck Sherman is a liar oh I never had wow never with anyone I know this because he told me
once he tried to grap fruit but that's all that when he gets nervous he sometimes wets his can
why is she doing this damn no no buddy come on man the bus to stiffler's going to be here soon
I'm not going what why not things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to it's hard to make
it perfect I mean I don't even know what I'm doing I'm acting like I got everything together tonight
I know that Vicki's going to ask me if I love her and I don't know what I'm going to say I mean I'm
on the brink I don't know maybe you're right I am just scared you realize you're almost at the
end of high school man tonight is the night we we are finally going to a post prom party on the
lake I mean we have been waiting for this for 4 years why else have we been friends with Stiffler
all this time right we were friends with Stiffler Sherman didn't even get laid he didn't no himself
we'll tell you on the bus I'm going to go inside and grab my bag we haven't even seen you dance
with the girl we've now had some of every bodily fluid in this movie is this true except like
a crazy snot gag I guess there's still time there is still time oh I've got stories believe
me they're just uh they're just a little bit more risque than Tales of fan Camp oh are they
gross or something like guy stuff tell me tell me you want a story here's a story Stiffler
finds this beer right oh let's revisit that I would love oh Jesus you guys are going to
aren't you out oh come on get out oh man how are you just there I was about to say I would
love if this turned into like a slasher movie this just became a Jason movie that's so funny the
kid popped out of the closet it's going to sound really bad but uh I want you to know see uh See
I'm a virgin and uh well me Kevin Jim and Finch we we all made this packed that we would lose our
virginity before high school was over and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it
this isn't the best way to proposition me no that that's that's not what I mean what I mean
is uh yeah yeah yeah yeah see coach he was he was giving us this speech about not slacking off
when you see the opportunity to score this isn't any better Chris what I really realized is that
with you it's it's not like I'm running towards a goal looking for the best way to score this may
a little corny but I feel like I've already won a you know what to say and uh I care about you a
lot Oz I know you called me Oz what your friends call you I mean I I feel like I'm one of your
friends now and your girlfriend a all five Ines I could go for a game oh oh are you God they
held her this whole movie wow wow St for's mom uh no no not lost just uh you know taking the
tour yeah thank you for letting us have this wonderful party as if there was an alternative
in the matter oh she's not even doing the full like the fully formed coage meme voice
so where's your little date tonight oh no date it was bathroom incident the ultimate
get back God she's like full on fem fatal mode and he's dressed like Humphrey Bogart right
now right I got some Scot single M aged 18 years the way I like it the way I like it Oh Me Oh yes do you want to hear a nasty story of mine
it's sort of ual oh is it sure this one time at bang camp we were playing this game I don't
know if you know it but it's called spin the bottle oh boy okay I had to kiss this guy named
Mark wander on the lips on the lips oh no how do you want to do it I don't know how do you the
missionary position classic I want to hear you say it okay say it Victoria I love you look at me
when you say it I love you eyes oh he's [Laughter] looking it is like Shakespeare
everyone's getting together at the end classic beautiful Nice Shot I love
it oh oh a Little Dutch angle for the romance okay oh yeah that's an interesting Nuance
I would not have expected that them to kind of observe yeah I mean they did talk about it ear
it's motivated yeah yeah I I kind of like that they went to that POV for a sec oh my God you guys
got the balcony how Dam as long as it's not like freezing this is super romantic so the uh the
end of the story is you had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds it was such a d and everyone laughed
at me but I didn't care because it was so funny that's good you belong in comedy I stuck a flute
in my what what what you don't think I know how to get myself off how that's half a band camp is
yep so are we going to soon cuz I'm getting kind of I have two rubers wear them both it'll
desensitize you I don't want you so damn early this time no you on the stream what makes you
think that I would really come on I saw you on the that why do you think I accepted this date
you're a sure thing wow wow D she knows what she wants whoow I said this is get over here
Willow and Xander boy so uh would you object if I said that you were quite striking oh my man
Bene are you trying to seduce me oh yes ma'am I am yes ma'am I am Sam I am Mrs Robinson let's go
yeah the table let's go you're dead you're dead he looks like a young Joe flarity and she they
made her like hottest form for this movie oh yeah [Music] peek a nuin he getting T little
tender boy tender frony I had no idea you'd be this good neither did I oh
stiffler's mom who stiffler's mom wow got it going on wow oh hell
yeah what's my name say my name [ __ ] God [Music] damn this is like
the Dre oh my God to sit on a dock just together under a blanket I mean I I just
can't believe we had a senior Brum I know it went by so fast happen Kevin up with the
next year with you going to an arbor and me going to itha uhoh it's not going to work yeah
no long D don't say that I mean we can make it work it'll be perfect no Kevin ouch that's
what I've been realizing is that nothing's perfect and you can't plan everything yep
well I guess he will be pretty far away and we'll be on our own meeting new people scary
last night though I wasn't lying oh I know I was oh she gone she gone wow
no she's gone dioni yeah you got the Walk of Shame my dude I was used I was used mom yes [ __ ] break oh hey Stiffler [Applause] yeah that was awesome threee blind so you almost
made it huh Oz I'll just say that we had a great night together you hang in there buddy no you'll
get there you'll get there I think we're falling in love he's the most sincere of them all it's
great man that's awesome oh you too it's true I mean after this everything's going to
be different after getting late After High School Here's To The Next Step you silly Billy
to the next step to the next step American Pie the next step American Pie dog ears oh they
keep it in touch okay all right all right she's cool with the fact that they record it all
right there oh yeah she wants some more of that chines and the sexiest song to do a strip to oh yeah this trick toy films but if
I did they have a samurai oh no oh my God this is one of the official
songs of getting it over your head at karaoke oh y my man he danced
in front of a webcam and timer that little jerk so good wow oh man I wonder if
the bare naked ladies got paid twice for that I hope they did I hope they got paid Thrice I hope I
hope they got paid triple the salary for each lady oh wow guys we wash American Pie we did it we' we
we've come of age today we've hit a milestone we did it we graduated oh my God I can't believe
it we're going mil guys is simply credited as one of two mil guys at garage bad Mark Hoppus
Tom dong and Scott oh Scott rainer's in there yeah did they credit Travis Travis in there
travos he have any Lions though that's true maybe just visual C way to do the drummer dirty
movie boo you're a great movie though well G guys American Pie Review give us a lip give us oh yeah you do the thing
give us a listen on the Apple or Spotify if you're listen on Apple or Spotify hello what's
up my name is Aaron this is John we just watch American Pie yes was such a fun movie consumed
a whole American Pie n n n yes you did it was delicious this film has left me with a nipple
chill and you're a daddy I'm a daddy you're the last daddy that's right he's like these available
at reation shop.com uh this yeah this was you know one of those movies that looms large certainly I
remember vividly when this came out and this was definitely like one of those quintessential movies
in my life at least I feel like a lot of people maybe experience I feel like you can have one of
two experiences either your parents let you watch whatever or you're going to have my experience
where this is like the movie everyone around you somehow is seen and you're like there's no way my
folks are going to let me watch that knowingly so would have to catch this at someone's house and
that just never really happened so yeah that was also my experience too okay so I just grew up
all around these plus this was I think I was like what five when this came out four or five so
sure yeah this would have been on the VOD or like or VHS at some point but yeah just never saw it
I've heard a couple of these references but I'm happy to finally see them and laugh with them
in context you know it's funny you know he's going to you know he's going to make love to
the pie and and watching the unrated version actually I've always seen the still frame of of
him like with his back turned us at the counter like so I think this was a different shot of that
cuz that's something uh you know Stiffler is just like a character who looms the whole this one time
at band camp just setup is a thing but yeah like this is one of those movies that loomed in terms
of like oh you know it's uh it's obviously a sex comedy and I think from the outside and especially
growing up at the time and at the age we were at you know it's sort of like oh you know like
this is like super runchy super adult and and funny enough watching this now it's like it
certainly is runchy it certainly is a sex comedy it's a a little bit more of a high school romance
Ensemble than I had initially expected like it's still very much committed to being a sex comedy
obviously uh but you know I thought at least the efforts to have I don't think every storyline
necessarily felt proportionally Incorporated the story there were times where it would weave
in and out and I'd forget about certain characters for a while and then characters would come back or
whatever um but it it at least like committed to having every like major couple or something
have some type of Arc or Journey that I was endeared to and I think the actors certainly
while they're all kind of different scales of the like who's believably in high school uh
you know I still thought there was some good chemistry and everyone was fun to watch and they
had like a good array of like kinds of character you'd meet in high school you know like Jason
bigs feels very much like you know and again like they've tried to make a lot of I feel like
he tried to kind of occupy a lane where he was always playing this sort of character this sort
of like nebbishy unconfident guy who uh you know gets pushed around or whatever or gets put into
uncomfortable situations and can never stand up for himself uh and you know that I guess you know
he's had a a fine career certainly I don't get the sense that his star rose quite as high as maybe
like one would have hoped but like this is a thing where he's like kind of perfectly sued in oh my
God there's there's uh is that a spoiler I don't know I don't know what you're looking at American
Pie reunion oh amican p 2 oh I mean there are so many movies like I won't adults I there are like
so what's over there is that Van Wilder Wilder I've never seen that one have you uh not in full I
don't think I I there's at least one sequence I do know of from that movie I know nothing uh but
but yeah I don't think I've ever fully watched and then that was you know slightly after this I
want to say but also from a time where like the these yeah were not the kind of comedies I was
raised on so I would have had to have been yeah like adjacent to other people watching something
like this okay um but yeah like and there are a lot of actually High School romance Coming
of Age movies like I haven't seen 10 Things I Hate About You oh I love that one but I feel
like this is sort of of a similar era to that but obviously way more on the sex comedy side
than the romantic comedy side right right um but yeah like I I walked away minus and and you
know I'm not going to get mad like I understand it's a comedy and it's a fantasy and whatever else
like minus the one like kind of criminal sequence you know this was a little bit yeah it wasn't
only like runchy gross out stuff like there is certainly that it's certainly in the tradition of
you know the revenges of the Nerds and the animal houses that have come before it never seen those
uh I've seen Animal House I don't I think I've seen I'm not sure about Revenge of the Nerds I
know a couple jokes that come from that Animal House is the one I know the best but uh but yeah
this at least had a little bit more of like a heart to it than I had initially expected which
is a nice thing yeah yeah I I agree with that I felt like it did have a lot of heart and I was not
something I was expecting I just know that it was very runchy and very uh risque how it presented
its comedy but I this movie surprisingly had a lot of heart and a lot of characters that I would like
yeah I'm I'm not surprised that this developed a franchise cuz like some Big's character is very
endearing you know Stiffler was this thing that just hopped around the movie but you know all of
them were I think very well cast for the roles that they played in the movie I actually expected
more of Stiffler I expected him to have his own plotline actually instead of just popping up and
being a dick yeah he's such a dick I thought that Jennifer cool would being the movie a lot more
cuz I just know that she is I just know through culture osmosis that she's stiffler's mom but
and at this point in time I mean I'm sure she had recognizability but not as much as now so like the
pan to the photograph could have if if watching this at the time I can imagine that almost being
just like oh a sight gag you might never think of like oh because we know her now we're like we
got to see her at some point you know whereas if maybe if you didn't know back then you might not
expect that and then it would be a surprise but yeah I was like I thought she be in the movie and
they would be building that up or something right yeah which makes for actually a fun surprise the
way they did it here cuz I'd forgotten by that point yeah it did make for I think I thought
it made for a fun surprise yeah definitely and just the whole rumor about around him uh Finch
going around like the whole running joke of that I thought it was all whatever rumor you hear
just say yes it's true yeah yeah just go with it and um what's the actress's name Jessica who
played her what's her name Russian doll Orange's oh oh Natasha Leon yeah yeah she was fun too I
really like her idea she was in this and yeah she was like the the absolutely like that character
who somehow like flitting between all parties sort of in the middle of the margins who like seems
to do fine and seems to have just like a bit more experience and like World weariness than anybody
else around I loved her so much I wonder if she was such a good wing wing woman I wonder if she
was out at this that point cuz yeah she was the only one that didn't have a love interest in the
movie yeah and I mean you know I I I thought she was I thought she was great I loved her character
and also the whole running joke with uh Sherman and that was funny towards the beginning guy poor
sure poor fella yeah pissed himself at the prom pissy prom pissy get the alliteration got to get
that alliteration but yeah I think it's you know in an age where comedy is so subjective I think
comedy's always subjective but the fact that this is like a 20y old subjective until 1960
oh yeah up until that point you just knew was everybody just agreed universally that things
were funny but I thought that this movie was one that still holds up and for the most part you know
outside of some questionable scen as John said but Min is the webcam the webcam which again I fully
support though because it was the 9s and that was okay like smoking was good for you in the 30s true
broadcasting people without their consent was good for you in the90s just made cigarettes better back
then than webcam content I guess abely yeah but I think that all of them were great and I think that
yeah I like the fact that it had a lot of heart and the music was also really great I think the
music really set a tone for this movie that's what you got like a lot of nostalgic songs for sure I
know there were probably a lot more relevant in your childhood I listen to kind of different stuff
I was a little sheltered as a little boy but I I recognize some of the the tunes and I like the
the vibe that it brought to the movie well yeah and I mean that's that's like a a staple Trope
of this kind of movie is that you need to have I feel like any good high school comedy worth it
salt has to have you know like a the soundtrack of the summer that everyone's like going out and
buying and it has the who's who of bands and and yeah I mean that makes it fun for me because too
this was music that would have been around during the stretch of time when I was growing up so you
know yeah I'm having these like acid flashbacks what is her name Mina suari that's who that is of
course okay she is uh uh Heather what is she in um she's been in a whole bunch of things oh she's
an American Beauty duh she's an American Beauty which I've never seen either um she's in prey
wow different prey different prey pre 3.8 prey yeah she's been she's I mean obviously Her IMDb
has been pulled up she's Psych the movie She's Got A oh that's right that's right oh she's so
good in that huh dude psych okay yeah she's in an episode as well that's right um but yeah like
and two it's like a who's who of who was coming at the time cuz you know Thomas Ian Nicholas like
that's a name I remember hearing a bunch back in the day and like Eugene Levy was iconic coming
off of this and I did like that like I thought that was very endearing for how awkward it was
like this didn't necessarily transcend like I feel like a super bad kind of transcends a little
bit into like yeah this is hyper runchy and yeah it's like high school sex comedy again and it's
doing a lot of those riffs and tropes but like it goes to a place that like punches you in the
fields a bit more comprehensively than something like this but uh but I got the sense and I've not
I don't think I've seen like road trip or Euro trip or or Beerfest or any of those movies which
is the Scotty Doesn't Know One like I I'm not sure if I've really fully seen any of those but this
one at least this one set the stage for all those movies a lot of those yeah and and maybe we might
watch them someday and come to find that those are a little bit more thoughtful at least than you
would expect but I kind of don't expect that but you know again that was something that was kind
of no I think this movie had granted didn't go as like deep with it like it's like super bad did
because I watched that one recently but I think that I really like the friendship between all of
them even though they were all on their individual Journeys the fact that they I like that this was
all about them having sex but each of them had a different relationship with their objective of
sex like one of them found genuine love one of them was on the cusp of a breakup the other one
was was losing it but was with the girl he didn't really care for and then he got used so to speak
and then and then one of them just like didn't do anything or the other one lied so like yeah I like
the different spectrum of of sexual experiences and even the way the ones that did end up having
sex scenes because the whole movie is about the idea of sex but when we do see characters that
actually have sex it is very sincere and it's very authentic and I I appreciated that in this
in this runchy comedy cuz I gen generally did not expect to see that in something that was like a
sex comedy yeah and and and two like it does have a bit more of an observed kind of quality when
it comes to like yeah you know when you're that age you know maybe it's not quite as cartoonish as
this but yeah it is like on your mind and there is like a lot of just pressure around and people
are yeah inflating experiences or maybe even making them up wholesale and there's you know
the whole system of uh just being in the Social Web of high school felt pretty authentic here and
yeah like in that scene between uh terara Reed and and thomasy and Nicholas I thought the the idea
that they would you know close up on her face and and do that whole like hey go slow like it does
kind of hurt like that's a detail I thought was like nicely observed for a movie that bothered
to go out of its way to do something like the webcam scene or something like that so you know
like uh yeah little things like that I thought were nice and yeah yeah I agree like I instead
of having every character be sort of the same POV or same eyelin same kind of guy you know
yeah you get the one guy who is actually kind of maturing and getting in touch with his sensitive
side and his more creative side and then you know you've got the the different webs of lies that
get told and the misunderstandings and there was nothing in here that was too much like uh
we could have avoided all of this if you know like the misunderstandings or little things felt
mostly well in uh well drawn or anything like when he's when she observes him as Sean Williams Scott
like you know being a doof on the lacrosse field and he's like kind of laughing along you know he's
uncomfortable but he's not really intervening or or standing up for her like that's another moment
where I'm like oh yeah that's kind of a character beat you know this made yeah this made me want to
dive into the the high school runchy comedy genre L more what's that it's that one um what's
the one with Chris Evans is that Not Another Teen Movie Not Another Teen Movie which I yeah
I've definitely not seen oh yeah I don't want to watch that one I know he's in it and something
about like whip cream that's all I know though okay sure well and the whipped cream gag I think
comes from a different movie oh you football movie or something like that they recommend us more teen
more teen high school comedies and stuff like that let us know if you want us to watch Van Wilder cuz
I that's a Ryan Reynolds movie I've never seen and that was like what give him his claim to fame as
like a movie star so absolutely yeah let us know that and it's funny it makes me wonder too Crystal
the monkey I just had to check is the same monkey from the Night at the Museum hang hangover we just
watched The Night at the Museum movies I was like I know this monkey how old is this monkey monkey
monkey is out here still making stuff in 2024 dang monkey Crystal the monkey is no small bananas
in just five of her movies she holds box office gross of more than 2.5 billion damn dude Crystal
the monkey hell yeah hanging out with Blink 182 oh my goodness gracious okay so Travis Barker
was uncredited in the uh in that scene and so was Casey Affleck uncredited as uh the one guy's
brother that's awesome uh and yes Chris kleene is in Street Fighter the Legend of Chun Ley and
I've heard he is quite something to behold in that movie oh Lord aliceon Hanigan yeah uh
probably around the time Buffy was doing its thing Shannon Elizabeth I remember her being
like one of those you know pinup or or one of those actresses but who everybody who had
a poster of on their wall wait can you click her real quick what scary movie was she in it's
bothering me yeah and it's funny too I wonder if there's any connection because uh uh Eugene Levy
and uh J Movie 3 yeah she the inflatable boobies scar she's remember that oh my bad she's in all
of them I think I guess yeah she's in at least a few of them there's two of them yeah no girl
is somebody is a different yeah I think it is uh because I think I've seen that girl on
something else scary movie American Pie too oh she's in the 13 ghost remake I haven't seen
that uh and uh oh goodness Love Actually that's right she's at the end with Liam n spoilers for
Love Actually yeah she was uh in a ton of stuff I feel like they ADR half her dialogue um it's
interesting though that that uh Eugene Levy and uh uh uh you know Jennifer kage should be
both in the movie because they're you know players from the Christopher Guest like you know
Best in Show uh for your consideration waiting for guffman like all those movies like they're in
that troop so I wonder if there was any kind of like if they just incidentally were both cast you
know from that kind of pool into this or if there was some connection there um apparently this has
two directors and one of them is uncredited but uh but yeah any other uh thoughts on the film
uh no I liked it let us know if you guys want us to watch more American Pie John do you have any
final thoughts uh let's see when submitting let's read a little bit of trivia here little trivia
when submitting her his script to the studios screenwriter Adam Herz titled it Untitled teenage
sex comedy that can be made for under $10 million which studio readers will likely hate but I think
you will love it was later changed to East Grand Rapids High then East Great Falls High then Great
Falls and finally American Pie which like what a what a trajectory of titles it reminds me of
watching Silicon Valley and that they have this whole debate about how to name apps and they're
like you got to kind of find it like a nonsense word or some kind of like adjacent thing that
isn't exactly what the thing is and so like you know the American the warm American apple pie
or whatever is obviously a crucial element of the motif of the movie but like the choice to zero in
on that and be like that's the title is like one of those inspired choices where I'm like yeah the
Don McLean song people will have the association but also just like whichever whoever decision that
was whoever note got taken to heart on that good on you was that song come out before this movie
day oh sure yeah yeah yeah most I would I don't know uh you can why don't you Google that and I'll
read this next my phone's over there oh here you go hold on wow you just trust me with your phone
Alison Hanigan went to her call back audition really having to pee she ran to the bathroom and
her name was called right after she got out she went in without having calmed down so she read
the part really quirky and with an over amount of energy she credits that to her getting the part
that's what's up uh the film was originally rated nc7 by the npaa and it took three resubmissions
to maintain uh to obtain the R rating a few scenes that had to be edited or trimmed to achieve the
rating the main reason for the npa's nc7 decision was that uh the infamous pis scene in the original
cut Jim did only four thrusts on the pastry or no no no in the original cut he did four thrusts
on the pastry which was too many for an R the filmmakers in the NPA wound up settling on two
thrusts that's the thing is you watch enough slasher movie like director commentaries and half
the time they're like oh yeah this stabbing scene we had like 40 stabs and then we had to cut it
down to like three stabs oh wow yeah like that's and I I believe that thrusts would would certainly
follow a similar thing also this song came out in 1971 there you go that sounds about right that's
some 70s ass music right there some 70s ass music for you dirtier dialogue during The Scrambled
porno after Stiffler swigs the beer Kevin asks him the pale Al line which was originally house
the man chowder wow boy uh when Nadia is seen using Jim's magazine the filmmakers had to cut the
sight of her placing her okay of her uh getting to into that activity I'll say by to couple frames uh
when Kevin is looking through the Bible he finds in the library the shots of the pages had to be
edited to include less runchy illustrations and uh the scene yeah I was wondering about that the
scene where Kevin and Vicky are uh expressing uh oral affections uh a little too long uh yeah
I can see that yeah um the opening scene uh arousal was created by a cooked sausage from the
morning's breakfast it was stuck on a pencil and wrapped in aluminum foil was still warm when it
was placed between Jason Pig's legs pigs was given the choice between a medium and a large to which
he chose the lad he also ate the sausage right after filming the scene great the sock Sage the
LI say my name [ __ ] from the scene between Jason and Michelle was ad lied on the spot by Alice and
Hanigan the director producer found it so amusing that it was kept in the Final Cut yes well done
love that well this must I'm sure there are many more Tales but uh at the risk of getting this
video completely uh demonetized we'll leave it there but yeah uh oh there's one though yeah uh
eug Eugene Levy was told he could improvise much of the dialogue for his character including the
part when he's flipping through the magazines with Jim forcing a noticeably muffled laugh from
Jason bigs with one particular line which yeah I feel like I I caught that oh man Jesus okay
you guys thanks so much for watching American Pie let us know what your favorite American Pie
movie is and we'll see you guys should we check out all 20 American Pies let's check out all 20
of them evolve into what we thought it would be all along to just like completely surface level
runch I would love that I would love that so much and I hope you guys would love that too thank you
so much for watching and have a great rest of your day snda if I was to draw an inappropriate
drawing in the style or likeness of one of Patron of the Day SHOUT OUT! our patrons you're the lucky Patron absolutely
absolutely that I mean could be its own Cottage business this is an idea I present to you free of
charge all right this is an uncut uncircumcised idea circumcision you could be a a a a a phallic
artist of sorts you could do like caricatures the same way people do on like you know Beach
boardwalks and at theme parks but instead of just drawing people as the cartoon version
of themselves you draw people as a member of society um and so you know think of it cuz who
wouldn't want some kind of obscene but endearing that's a a hard Market to Target but I think it's
a valid one you know endearingly obscene is kind of is the perfect way to describe this movie
and I feel like that would be probably you know well in line with your spiritual and uh you know
intellectual inclinations so stay pervy uh you sio and uh thanks for being here we love you and
you're welcome to come and fondle us anytime it's really important I'm in the shout out platonically
it is really important here how do you feel yeah I feel great I feel great for swind this you we've
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