Wendy's New Krabby Patty: What’s Inside?

since we're on this fast food talk I do want to give my first shout out to Wendy's cuz they will be dropping a certified Krabby Patty here soon what is a Krabby Patty what the is a crabby patty you y'all think you you're going to get the ingredients if that little tick thing didn't get the ingredients for ingred you know who's going to have it that dude Jordan that has all the secret recipes he's now going to have one in that little brown book about the crabby patty I'm down to here my question my question is like is it beef is it like is it the cow is it Manatee what fish what animal is a Krabby Patty is it eill I feel like a Krabby Patty is a burger but it's got like it's got lettuce cheese it's basically a goddamn junior bacon that's what I feel like what going to take the bacon out of it and it's going to be a crabby patty so it's a cow they got a cow in the ocean and killed it and slaughtered it and made burgers it's a cow I mean would you eat a crab patty hell yeah hell yeah you mean hell yeah had a crab cake in your life crab cakes bro