MadTV - Sleeping with Brian Bosworth

oh goodness that was amazing no one has ever made me feel like that before me too oh I'm sorry about the headboard oh it's all right got a little carried away oh and how good oh my God oh my God oh my God my husb been home you kid right no no I'm not I'm not huh you didn't say anything about being married uh it's my mind uh okay you just stay there please please don't make a sound and um I'm going to handle this as best I can okay okay honey surprise hey sweetie what are you doing home you okay oh yeah I'm great I'm great are you doing in your robe in the middle of the day uh you know I didn't feel so good yeah so what are you doing home so darn early huh well I had a meeting on this side of town so I thought I'd stop by and have a little lunch if that's all right with you that's fine who's Jack is that I'm sorry what who's jacket is that Jack huh uh I I I don't know uh yours no it's not my jacket whose freaking jacket is that uh that I don't that's odd isn't it I don't know um oh you f Merry Christmas you like it you're cheating on me I knew it I freaking knew it all right swee sweet calm down this is not what it looks like at oh oh really really Lauren tell me then what does it look like huh what does it look like hi like that there's been a big mistake here I didn't know she was married and I certainly don't mean you any disrespect in your own house boy Lauren I love you how could you do this to me huh how could you do this to me hey you shut up I'll be with you hey wait a minute you're Brian Bosworth yeah but I still you got that I didn't know she was married wa wait wa let me get this straight hold on you're telling me that you Brian Bosworth came into my house and had sex with my wife yeah yes yes oh my God this is incredible you've been my hero since College I went to Oklahoma too man really yes I even had the boss cut get out of here no sooner oh I've always wanted to meet you now not only do I meet you but you did my wife sure did oh man honey you are the best I'll second that oh Hey listen did you guys use a condom yes oh honey we could have had a linebacker Bradley you're not even mad are you kidding me I've never been this close to an NFL lineman before well you know something briad I think if I were you I'd be a little upset you still look like you're in amazing shape look at the arms on this guy he's rocked right honey yeah is yeah he is let me ask you something uh what brought you out of football was it you wanted to get into like the Hollywood thing the movies what was it you know funny you should ask everybody asked that question it's real quite simple uh you see my shoulders they kind of went South uh so I couldn't throw the in you know I'm Gonna Leave You two alone oh no no wait listen listen listen the guys at the office will never believe this happened I just want to get a little of this on video you guys don't mind doing it again do [Applause] you I mean I don't know boss I'm I'm up for it if if you're up for it yeah okay all right I'm just going to get the video camera put it somewhere I'm put some hey don't you guys starting there without me oh I got it I got it man