yanic sinner huh the guy's like the human version of Italy's favorite dish Pastor Al Dente he's got the stiffness down but when it comes to flavor it's a little undercooked you'd think with all that energy he brings on court he's powered by espresso but lately it seems like he's stirring something stronger in that cup doping allegations man if that's true then whatever he's taking clearly has the same Effectiveness as his personality completely undetectable maybe it's time for him to switch to something that actually boosts his Charisma or at least his serve after all the only thing falling faster than his opponents is his PR team's faith in him but hey at least now we know why you always look so focused nothing like trying to concentrate when you've got to dodge needles and questions at the same time