The Board Brought To You By FanDuel - College Football Week 1 - Part 2 | Cash the Ticket

we kickoff at 3:30 as we make our way through the opening weekend the first game Mike it's the board presented by FanDuel make every moment more we begin with your guy Google him Kirk cetti in the Indiana whoers laying 21 and a half against FIU all in why is this game on the sheet okay well a fi FIU is morbid B Indiana was one of my favorite totals of the year I'm going over on them C cetti might be an unho douchebag but he's damn good he wins now he has brought over essentially the entire James Madison defense why is that important JMU is a top 10 defense seemingly every year Indiana will have way more competency especially in the front seven offensively Indiana's got weapons they bring over the maple leaf missile your guy roor from Ohio and I just it's as much a play against FAU as anything else I also love it you're getting a great at differential home team 38% of tickets 70% of the money it's a new coach new attitude it's pretty simple I win Google me Kurt cetti the fact that he said it at a press conference I think they put a number up I don't care what the number is I think they're going to drop an absolute bomb on FAU FIU excuse me The Rock will be rocking fiu's the one that um that Pitbull sponsors now right do yes okay correct that's how I remember that's the other thing I would never go on the road and do this in Florida no no no no no no this is this is Bloomington this is signet's opening Salvo I think they announce themselves I'm taking Indiana I'm laying the points I love that you're back in your hooers I love Sig week one I love Sig out of the gate out of the box Mike's in Google me I win I I just dude but hold on the way I've set this up they have the quarterback they have the weapons they get a defensive upgrade you're playing an FIU team their quarterback absolutely stinks know I mean come on I I I understand it I'm with you you like this I'm not playing it but I'm with you oh man I'm being a supportive friend I'm nodding I'm agreeing I'm understanding I'm with you I'm not going to play everything you play you're not and I'm not expecting you to play everything I play no I just was hopeful that we would unite and rally up for a Max quarterback this well okay this is here for you that's why we started here I'm taking Indiana for you I love Indiana on the season and I do think Signet will have a buttoned up operation to start the year and they are taking on a team that can't get out of the wrong way will you play a game for me in the 330 window what is that Northwestern and Miami 330 kick Miami of Ohio oh no no that's right northwestern's laying three and a half Miami catching those three in the hook I like the RedHawks you want to talk about loving the Mac Mike don't walk the don't walk the walk if you're not don't talk the talk if you're not going to walk the walk back the Red Hawks with me three and a half points in the game why why 16 years in a row a Mac team has upset a big 10 team last year was the exception we get back on the wagon this is the spot Miami's loaded on defense reigning ma Champs Gabbert's healthy for week one that's all we're betting is week one Fair Northwestern super fumble lucky a year ago they lost one fumble they won eight games they're not that good regressions coming the better team is in the red better team is Miami the public likes the brand in Northwestern I'll take the better football team in the points give me the Red Hawks on the road I wish you all the luck in the world I didn't spend 30 seconds on that game in PR okay and I'm sorry I'm not this is part of guardrail Mike we not going in the gutter with you the bumpers are up bumper bowling he's laying 21 and a half with Indiana week one hello and he's going to talk to me about the gutter wait a sec hold on hold on you really hate my Signet play no I I I understand it it's one of the only big spreads I'm playing all weekend I know just lectur me about the gutter Miami Ohio you're Indiana FIU on the opening week of of college football I got I know about Miami Ohio right now as Chuck Martin is still crying about his kicker going to Alabama you stole him yeah no it's called the transfer portal dick fine can we meet in the middle the other 3:30 game on our slate Miami and Florida at the swamp that's not the gutter the U you and me it's the U we're in I'm terrified I'm probably going to lose this game but um okay I'm taking Miami because they will win the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball yep their o line should dominate a Florida D line that really looks substandard their dline should dominate a Florida o line that has a ton of question marks so right off the start I control the line scrimmage yep Miami is loaded for bear this is their season I understand the jokes about Crystal here's my fear I am trusting cam Ward on the road as a short favorite cam Ward will make you rip your hair out he either looks you know what he is he's a rich man Donovan Smith former QB at Texas Tech now Houston either looks like Warren Moon or total garbage mhm I get very scared do you know how many career fumbles camard has I bet it's a lot 49 you made that up that's not real 49 crumbles uh cam Ward will make one of the most beautiful throws you've ever seen and then wait did he just throw into quadruple coverage and the mascot just intercepted him yes look this is a Damen Martinez football game we are going into hostile Waters here Damen Martinez V Line Miami should be able to pound The Rock slow this game down keep the football spoon feed cam Ward opportunities to make responsible throws especially off play action now my fear is going to be the following all of that could be true the one week link for Miami I got to see this secondary perform ding ding ding and Graham Merz all jokes aside he can complete a high percentage of short and move it up and down the field I think Billy Napier is a dead manand walking I do think his firing begins here we are going to lose this game but I'm betting my well then hold on let me present to you an alternate way can you take a peek at the total for me sure Jim because I'm interested in the over here both secondaries are question marks both teams have a veteran quarterback any chance that this thing turns a little bit of a shootout I think 54 and a half was the number I saw I'm getting you there and if it's 54 and a half we're just under a ke four and a half no no this is Scream It's screaming to the under really yeah so maybe it's the Martinez game you're talking yeah I I I think for for Miami purposes you don't want to shoot out you you want you want to control this thing win the line of scrimmage the way to get to Graham merch you got to pressure him you got to get him off platform I think Miami has what it takes up front to get this thing done and look Miami has two NFL defensive ends plus Sime and Barrow in the middle I I'm going to bank we have we have so much invested into Miami and it either Starts Here the loser of this game goes immediately to Lai that's what's on the line at 3:30 in the swamp I have a weird gambling thing when I looked at this what's that I would feel better if it was three and a half or 4 and a half me too it's so weird because you what do you mean you'd be throwing more points out there but to me it would say Vegas is confident Miami is going to roll two and a half Vegas is not super confident I'm not super confident so then why why do we play it why don't we leave this one off because I'm a man of conviction and I believe in the youu and I'm playing him how about this let me how about this nobody play this you're not allowed to bet this out there in listener land Jim you're not allowed I'm gonna take this I'll take the slings and arrows let me lose my money with Miami I'm betting him one time and then I'll curse it next week but I'm betting him okay I think Florida stinks stinks and I swear if chrisal ball up clock management I am going to go absolutely bananas but people think of the content none of us will be losing any money out it'll just be Mike he did hire a clock management specialist seriously he he needed one you think I'll Take Miami lat it two and a half