USC vs LSU in Las Vegas!

Well, well, the LSU Tigers. Yeah. Welcome to Vegas. You don't live here. You don't welcome me to Vegas. I welcome- You know what I hope you left your electric car and yoga mat in California. Haha. Good one. Yeah. I brought the yoga mat. This is SEC football. This ain't the Pac-12 or Pac-4 or however many you got. We've got a new conference. We're about to own the Big Ten. Whatever. You don't own your own city. You lost to UCLA last year. They couldn't beat an on-campus protest. It's a new year and your school should have said no to this game. It's gonna get ugly. We're getting $5 million to play in this game. That's nothing. I paid that in California state taxes last year. Oh, yes, last year when our quarterback won the Heisman trophy. Our quarterback won it the year before, but we're talking about this year, and now we have Miller Moss. Millermoss? I don't know him. What's his first name? Miller. It's- his last name's Moss. It's Mill- Oh ok. Well, does he paint his fingernails, too? Here it comes. Yeah. Who's your quarterback? Don't answer. I don't care. Our quarterback's name is Garrett Nuss- (snoring) Hey. Oh, sorry. I fell asleep. I thought I played for your defense. Oh, that's- Our defense was pretty bad. Yours was bad, too. Yours was real bad. Why does your shirt say Geaux Tigers? It's Go Tigers. We just spell it cool because of our French Cajun influence. Don't get all sophisticated on me now. We're French Cajun. You guys are southern rednecks like the rest of the SEC. That is only partially true. Ok? And we have way better traditions than you anyways. Dude, we're the Trojans. What's better than a Trojan? Abstinence. Oh, real mature. You've never even studied the Trojans and the Greeks. I know the story. I watched that Brad Pitt movie on the flight here. You should have stayed home. Saved the money to pay for your new trailer. I don't need a new one. I was made for the Vegas life anyway. Yeah, we'll see about that. You know what they say, what happens in Vegas- is you getting your $$$ kicked by LSU. That's what happens. No, that's not-

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