right welcome ladies and gents uh rings of pass season 2 episode two so boring I'm out I'm done I don't care I'm done I think I I genuinely think I'm done I genuinely think I cannot be bothered to watch anymore because it was so godamn boring another hourong episode and bugger all happened bugger all happened yeah it's uh it's constant teasing of things and no payoff they did this the entirety of season 1 and now it seems like they're doing it again for season 2 literally nothing happened oh good God I will review it so I can at least get something from my time that's right ladies and gents I'm reviewing it simply to earn some money from the review that's if YouTube doesn't demonetize this video so if they do support me on patreon so I at least earn something from wasting an hour of my life watching this dog [ __ ] patreon link is down below so what happened well we we spent more time we spent time with the dwarves what happened well a cave-in happens uh all the lights go out which means oh no they won't be able to grow any crops sure fine but we've been they've been teasing the bow Rog from season 1 onwards like get to it get to it this whole thing with the dwarfs in this episode was about uh Duran and his dad having that big Fallout in uh you know season 1 just just apologizing just get to it like I don't I don't give a [ __ ] about this weird interpersonal relationship like I'm not interested and and I don't think anyone else is interested watching this just hurry up apologize move the story forward so we can get somewhere it oh God it was so boring so a big cave-in happens daa is like oh no brace yourself well Juran and daa are walking down and they're like daa's like oh I can feel something she doesn't say anything but she drops to the floor puts her hands on the floor and she goes brace yourself and then she shouts at everyone I said brace yourself it's like well you did but you didn't say it loud enough at the start did you [ __ ] anyway so big caveen happens um she's summoned to the king of kazad and uh from there the rock singers Stone singers try to sing to the Rocks they cause another cave in all right and then they go and blame the king for being deaf to the stone or some crap like that I don't know I actually don't care and then they send the dwarfs out to go and dig for sunlight surely they could just go right back to where the cave- in happened and just dig there or roughly around there I'm not I'm not quite understanding it and quite frankly I don't care because it's boring but basically it's like you need to go and apologize to your dad why should I be the one that apologizes and then the dad's exactly the same why should I be the one that apologizes like no no one cares this is boring okay no no one actually gives a [ __ ] just get on with the story Galadriel uh at the start of this episode is like to hiking Elfman I alone can slay saon oh can you can you cuz I distinctly remember it wasn't a woman or an elf that chopped off sauron's hand so where's this bollocks of you being the only one I alone should face Sauron I alone can slay him is the dialogue Amazon just shoving in thatu strong Wham and crap wholly unnecessary and Hiking Elfman is like no you can't face him uh not alone and she's like what if I'm not alone and to El Rand who's being a petulant little child cuz they're like well if my if my friendship meant anything you just leave me alone and guadal is like well you promised me you do this it's like okay stal it's just two stalemates of nonsense between the dwarfs and now the elves like I don't care about this get on with it all right just get on with it anyway Kell brimo how brand makes his way to Kell brimo and reveals himself to be anatar the fair the wise again no one cares really Jank ass reveal as well he's like in Flames but he's not in flames and there's like we weird Heaven reveals behind him but it's not really it's probably just some weird like a vision that kellmore seeing anyway he's like yeah you must make a bunch of rings and you can be the Lord of the Rings ah oh God it's so boring and that is basically it that's the episode how brand going to Kell brimo andon not being let in waiting around being let in eventually and then convincing Kell bmbo that he needs to make some more rings and then coming out of some fire with some gold hair and ear going am manitar am manitar [ __ ] like who who cares who cares about this goodness me and then the rest of the episode was again dwar WS just not wanting to apologize to one another oh sorry silly me there was some other stuff The Stranger Gandalf not Gandalf who the hell is he who cares and the hobbits that aren't Hobbits but are halfs which are basically Hobbits uh they're being chased down and there's another wizard e that's chasing him down for whatever reason who knows who even knows who this wizard is it's this big Evil wizard that's dealing in blood magic uh Cuts up some woman's hands and is like summoning some butterflies who miraculously then form into uh That Eminem looking mofo from the first season yeah she's back or they who cares and he's like well you need to find the eastar need to find him like and then some weird like sand people with stupid masks that look like they're a reject rock band were're like well we found them and we're going to get him and he's like how can you you Mortals and they're like well we'll just kill the half it otherwise and he's like Wise It's not the interaction it might as well have been it would have been more entertaining uh and then he stranger and the half get caught by these weird rejects uh so the stranger's like Gandalf not Gandalf whatever his name is it's like you know what I'm going to make a tornado that's right it's Twisters it's twisting baby uh and then that gets all the evil men they get sucked up into the sky but oh no who else gets sucked up in the sky the halfs who cares I hope they land and break their necks stupid grubby little [ __ ] and that's the episode who cares I honestly think I'm done now it was so unbelievably boring boring nothing happened it was just dull dull as toast and I like I do like toast it was as dull as a granny trying to teach you to crochet there you go anyway don't watch it I don't know if I'm going to watch the third episode it was terrible let me know your thoughts down below again help me by earning some money from this by giving the video a like and a share and maybe becoming a patron cheers bye now he [Music] [Applause]