I told everybody that I don't exist on September 9th I had one task and one task only and that was to pretend that I was at Apple Park but the Apple event is my favorite holiday cheers to another Apple [Music] event you guys already know the drill it's September 9th the Apple event and this is the day I love to be a little delusional sprinkle a little delusion all around me and pretend like they're talking to me specifically and then whispering in my ear that there's never going to be a pink Pro Max it's officially that time to see if all the rumors and the hot gossip was right or wrong I have my MacBook all of my Apple products are sat ready I have 3 minutes it's 11:57 but here's the three phone case options and of course we're going for the pink oh it's 12 it's 12 it's 12 it's 12 I'm so nervous I'm so excited too it's 12 imagine if I was at Apple Park dancing like a Little Sim you know great copyright music well well well fit isn't our favor man good morning good morning welcome to Apple Park hey today we're going to talk about Apple watch airpods [Music] and oh y'all see that that's Venom they're calling it series 10 and not series X Watch series 10 the jet black one is beautiful it would match my MacBook and the rose gold does that mean that the rose gold iPhone is a thing it has to be it has it has to be there's a new Ultra Apple watch too you won't catch me in the mountains hiking or you know doing anything in the water so I like to watch this from afar you know it's not for me but it's for someone hi welcome to my notes app I pulled out the Hannah Montana microphone to feel more important new things about the Apple watch it's a little tiny bit thinner and the display is bigger but I'm still going to stick beside my pink one even though the gold is gorgeous I'm going to have some kind of self-control it tells you if you have sleep apnea and you're sleeping patterns but I never sleep with my watch and now you can go even crazier swimming and snorkeling heck yeah I don't swim now let's talk about airpods all right airpods provide an incredible we have significant updates across the entire line shut up y'all there's going to be a new airpods Max there's going to be a new airpods Max after how many years watch watch mhm I know this is really bad but my attention span is so bad that I want to put this in two times speed even though I can't cuz I watch my YouTube videos in two times speed and I want this to be faster there's airpods Max which people around the world absolutely love yeah me too featuring the highest sound an amazing active noise cancellation we're excited to introduce beautiful new colors in midnight blue purple orange and Starlite along with USBC making airpods Max even more convenient that purple is beautiful y'all that Starlight is gorgeous oh updated airpods Max wow why is it that the pink ones are the only ones that have like two colors to them every single time they come out with a pink it has to come with red they come out with a purple it's all purple why is the pink to toned I'm not going to lie part of me wants to upgrade these the thing that really got me is that it stops playing when you start talking you could go like this and like this with Siri and you can also do hearing tests with the airpods pro airpods Max basically the only two things that have changed is that there's new colors and a new charging port so I guess there's nothing to improve in them they're perfect they're gorgeous someone please stop me before I buy the purple ones who said that who it's iPhone time it's iPhone time it's iPhone time hold on to make a profound impact on all of our Lives pink Pro Max pink Pro Max PR pink pink pink pink R [Music] Max the capture button I can't even speak the capture button was real everybody was talking about about it and it's real that blue is intense I like it I like it a loten to tell you more I like that name I like that name Cayenne that's nice that Pink is pretty it's like a hot pink I love it they went back to the iPhone 10 camera layout and I don't know how to feel about that they're getting the action button which by the way I don't really use my action button as much as I thought I would sorry I I just silence my phone usually with it her fit is cute I like it I like that I feel like if I went to the Apple event I would want like a cute little blazer moment like that just thinking about my future outfits you know look at how clean that place looks I feel like I could smell what it smells like in there and I like that gosh I'm so excited for the iPhone 16 Pro Max please tell me what color it's in I'm dying here I'm so excited like please I kind of feel like I would want to be him he got like the most fun location look at how pretty that looks the pink is just so beautiful [Music] I really wonder if this is copyright music because dang it's getting me pumped and now back to Tim Tim Tim is amazing it's been designed to take full advantage of Apple intelligence it's more powerful and useful than ever next let's talk about our Pro Models guys I'm so nervous I don't know what color that is sorry the music was over stimulating me I need that phone it's like a rose gold it's rose gold it's Rose it's not desert titanium it's not bronze that's rose gold oh my God I I messed with it so heavily so heavily give it to me like put it in my hands please Pro and 6.9 in an iPhone 16 Pro Max 6.9 heck yeah I need all of the I need all that surface area heck yes it has a warmer Hue on the band that's elegantly contrasted with the softer color on the back glass desert titanium I can't wait to make eye contact with that freaking phone I can't wait desert titanium so glad it's not brown 20% improv iPhone 16 Pro Max has the best iPhone battery life ever it better cuz my iPhone 15 is suffering it has been suffering I heard all I needed to hear Let me just cover my phone's ears while I'm at it or the speakers sorry I'm getting desert titanium I feel like it has to be be done I'm always going to have a love for the white iPhone okay this is the best iPhone to get if you're going to get any iPhone in my opinion the white one just does it okay it matches everything it goes with everything it's just so pretty in pictures it's pretty in mirrors I love it I'm never going to bash this phone because it's the best one and honestly I feel like I'm going to always go back to a white iPhone it's just in my nature it's in my nature now say hi to the iPhone 16 everybody say hi say hi let's go down the list of sparkles capture button new button you can zoom in zoom out capture you know we've got the a18 chip I don't know what that means did you expect anything different I just know it's going to be a more powerful phone and I'm behind that you know let's get crazy let's get wild so you get audio mix and this just makes audio quality 10 times better you can edit it and all that kind of stuff and listen I am a sucker for ASMR and lately I've been a sucker for microphones this is up my alley okay I am in an Alleyway and it's coming up B and then a new Ultra wide camera which I'm never going to complain about a new camera sign me up every single time iPhone Pro I usually get this one because I like to feel more important than I am we got the capture button too 4K video I'm going to be that person I love everything audio I do I listen to my voice a little too much so if it's better quality yes please big phone it's going to be a big phone 6.9 I'm going to start preparing my hand for this you know pray for my pinkies I'm getting that desert titanium it's happening I pre-ordered the pre-order okay I did it so we're pre pre-ordered I'm ready for the iPhone energy I honestly thank you guys so much for just being delusional with me and pretending like we're in apple park right now like thanks and I'm going to keep on being delusional until I go to one of these events okay I will be at the Apple event where the pink Pro Max is announced okay I'm I'm putting it into the universe now okay even if it never happened I'm putting my big imagination into it okay the big imagination is happening right now the delusion is setting in so a 10 out of 10 to the iPhone 16 Pro Max in this gold color I'm not going to call it desert I'm not going to lie it's going to be a hard phone to get but I want it I hope you guys enjoyed the Apple event I hope that we're all just so excited together let me know what you're excited for in the comments down below I would love to hear your thoughts because I love hearing thoughts from Big brained people and we're all big brained here okay so if you guys like this video please give it a thumbs up and subscribe the button is down below and if you want to see me on any other social medias don't you hate it when a loud car is passing by anyways and I'll see you guys for the next video I do bye and if I miss anything I I don't think you came here for the techie part of Apple let's be serious right here right now 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