And Finally... - The Marion Stokes VHS Archive - DukeFest 2024

and finally today the loch nest monster is still running silent and deep despite the best efforts of science to bring her to light the biggest scientific search for Scotland's biggest tourist attraction ended yesterday with the score myth one science zero sonar showed something in the murky Lake but whether it was Monster or man man-made absolutely no one could tell and Nessie certainly was not talking just think what would happened to the tourist industry there science the myth lives and the tourist business is good when everybody know knows that the Grinch Stole Christmas but what bill and Mary Monday want to know is who stole their Easter the Mondays run a candy store in San Jose California and somebody stole a 3ot high 40 lb chocolate bunny rabbit from the window now if you see someone with chocolaty smears called the Mondays there's a 5B bag of jelly beans reward you can bet that President Reagan is out there looking right now in Arizona a city mayor is accused of taking Hardball politics up to a new level Rex bird of quartsite is is facing charges he hired a Hitman to kill a political rival authorities say the 70-year-old had conspired to have a former mayor killed for $110,000 authorities say an informant tipped them off to the plot they staged a murder scene to make the mayor bird think the hit been actually carried out well what we say to that I don't what okay on to the NCAA I guess you're taking a hit man yeah hey who said you can't take it with you when you go one woman certainly has Aurora Shooks final wish was to be buried with her red 1976 Cadillac convertible M shook is a native of Cuba she died of cancer she was 62 years old a construction company dug the grave it was 27 by 12 ft and it accommodated her wishes to the tea the casket was then placed across the back of the car the top was down and Arizona pilot on his first ever solo flight made a little mistake he dialed in the radio code for a hijacking NORAD scrambled two f-16s to intercept the single engine Cessna near Phoenix the Air National Guard Fighters as sorted the plane to the ground the feds are deciding whether to discipline the pilot it was just a mistake well in America the Hungary have their choice of fast food houses and now the phenomena has spread to China believe it or not and people there are lining up not for egg rolls but for hamburgers and rolls and for hot dogs and rolls they're not holding the pickle or the lettuce either they're going all out and it appears that they actually like this stuff the only problem is the trouble with the forks and the knives they're not used to that but give them some time and they'll do it like the Americans they'll just pick it up with their hands by the time President Reagan gets to China it's likely even the Chinese will be asking him where's the beef well still looking for a New Year's resolution well then you better want to consider giving up some of 2010's most overused buzzwords and phrases Michigan's Lake Superior State University is out with its annual list of banished terms there are some funny ones on here but stopping uh starting on the list topping the list is the word viral runner-ups include epic and fail which are often used together Google and Facebook when used as verbs and the Sarah Palin inspired refu refudiate and Mama Grizzlies the school chooses words that are overused misused and cliched well break dancing in St Paul Minnesota how about some whistling Lauren ball once said just put your lips together and blow while whistlers from Across the Nation puckered up at a contest in Oakland California over the weekend and they weren't just Whistling Dixie let me tell you [Music] how about an opera style we'll be right back