breaking news Leonardo DiCaprio has been spotted in can with model Victoria chetti yes the guy who dated basically everyone who's ever stepped foot on a Runway this time it's can not so much the DiCaprio Titanic but more like the loveboat I mean what's next Titanic 2 lost in can Leo sure loves the deep sea maybe he's looking for a girlfriend who can also swim model and do it without smudging her makeup let's hope he packed more life vests this time talk about playing the field Leo's more dedicated to models than the runways at Paris fashion week does anyone else think he's secretly competing in an invisible League of dating supermodels or is it just me just imagine Leo sliding into her DMS with hey do you like Titanic or are you more of a Wolf of Wall Street gal question does being with Leo automatically qualify you to be strand on a deserted island or stuck in space with Matt Damon raise your hand if you think Leo on a movie set is just a long audition for his next girlfriend can is Leo's Wonderland only everyone else's tea party is just his Afterparty it's like pass the snacks here's another chapter in Leo's love life you have to admire Leo if he's not grabbing an Oscar he's snagging the latest in h Couture models it's like he has his own teleporter he just hops from award shows to Fashion weeks and now can like it's his own backyard so dear audience how many more models will it take for Leo to finally settle down or is the question really will Leo ever settle down let's hear your most sarcastic predictions like And subscribe please