okay uh for 10 years I refused to go into any branch of McDonald's after a girl dumped me in one what you mean this girl took you there and left you there so you okay so you phoned ahead made the reservation a darbly sorry Mr Manford you're very busy tonight [Music] how old were you um I was 16 she was 50 oh wello so actually illegal you were on a date with her or yeah I think we've been to the cinema and then afterwards we've gone to the McDonald's so when you were at the cinema had you perhaps committed something of an indiscretion at the cinema which prompted her then to end the relationship at the fast food rest um I chosen jamanji um canar did she eat eat her meal before she finished with you um I ate them both I think crying a finally uh can I ask you Jason what prompted you to make a return to McDonald's in the end I think I was um needed a Wei like everyone else but it was 10 years a whole 10 years you didn't enter that restaurant two three years ago wow I went back finally went back in I looked that clown in the eye and I W right there she was still there she was still I don't know what do we think Jack I I think he's telling the truth I think he's dumping material he wouldn't dare do on stage you say true I'll go for TR you want to the true true they're saying true Jason Manford are you telling the truth it is the truth what a what a roller coaster of a life you've Le yes it's true Jason you've never been able to get over that girl dumping you all those years ago but I can tell you now that she's here tonight she's not um no no no it was a physical joke [Applause]