Chicken gizzard [Music] puddles in the morning puddles in the evening puddles in the afternoon well I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl the puddles podcast is starting real soon Oho boy you always I love how you always start off the podcast like that cuz I think you have something to tell me yeah and it's never anything that exciting cuz we're boring people I mean you know what it is about a routine is I get in this routine because I have something we have our wedding coming up in a month and a half and I'm envisioning photos being taken from the side of my face and all I see is my little not little my chicken gizzard that you get the older you get the more your skin just fights to get to the ground from your chin and it just drops and I just that's all I hear in my head and I just know there's going to be some photos taken where I'm going to be like really sad and I know that's sad to even worry about stuff like that but it does motivate me so now I'm in this routine that's so boring and once I get into a routine I feel like I'm just dying slowly because I'm just like we're fast because I'm just like oh I got to do this then I eat my prote then I have my creatine then I lift next day then I do this and and it's just like a repetitive thing and my ADD kicks in where I'm like I this doesn't feel normal I don't know how people do it and uh yeah so all I'm thinking about is my gizzard now well I feel like that's something the gizzard is something that happens in your 40s thanks no I'm serious so in your 20s to like late 20s 30s I I think it's it's like the forehead forehead wrinkles and then I I think in your 30s late 40s you start to get the the eyes and also the nasal laal folds and then the labial folds on your you get a [ __ ] face do I have a [ __ ] face wait this is so funny speaking of that um when I worked at the medical spa we had a girl up front who she's like a little bit newer and was still getting used to the terms that we use right for people's faces and I think somebody called being like I'm I'm really concerned about my nasal laal folds like that area and she didn't she didn't understand really what she was saying and she made an appointment for her and wrote like in the appointment notes notes like doesn't like her labia FS God’s intentions which I was like I hear you sister I hear you loud and clear solidarity so funny when they're like due to surgery they fix her [ __ ] and she never says she just like I guess God I guess that's God that's what God intended that's what God intended for me to have what about my nose what she's like actually I don't even care about my nose anymore now my pussy's fine yeah so funny yeah but what is it about wait sorry what were you going to say no I just love the idea so did someone catch it before the lady came back in well they could the patients could never read like their appointment notes but yeah like because we would review the appointments the day before and someone just you can see like there's like a little comment symbol on the appointment if there's a comment so we read we did you guys do that there maybe no nothing no nothing to do with the vagina there's a fly on your foot it's okay let be there at this point the Flies are part of it's like no ew don't say that there's one fly in here mango hasn't been able to catch okay we don't have flies just I'm piggy I'm lorded of Flies Piggy is uh do you remember did you ever see that movie no I read the book oh man piggy got really uh destroyed in that movie and then he was holding the The Conch and he was talking and they threw a rock on his head yeah they killed him right yeah they killed him and that's what people are going to do to me at my wedding if I have a fat gizzard on my neck they're gonna shoot me so the guy because guys like when they wear suits and they button up their collar their gizzard does kind of like blubber over a little bit Yeah the difference between my face like this and then like this it just the contrast is wild so if you catch me dancing and I'm not sticking my [ __ ] out and you catch me dancing like this it's going to look like my neck is eating my own head one time I that's okay I was watching a photo get taken of you and your two brothers all three of you together and at the same time in unison they all went jut out their in their heads so that Lear from our mom yeah it cracked me up cracked me up our mom every time she'd look in the mirror she would do the the Zoolander yeah she'd point out and she'd suck in her yeah everybody has a mirror face yeah so I'm sure that's where we get it from I always raise my eyebrows I've never seen my dad like worry about stuff like that what is your dad worry about do you think stocks like I don't know if he's worried about anything no he does I mean he he he just plays the market a lot he just that's what he does like he just day trades he has like 18 screens you walk into his place it looks like it's like the NASDAQ in 1980 he walks in he has eight screens I don't even know he has different candles that he follows for the trading and like he like spends all this money and time going going to different um like events I don't even know what they're called but like to learn how to trade and he gets these like random guys they almost feel like snake salesman he's like oh yeah Jeffrey uh you know Lazer it's it's he knows how to uh day trade and how you know you got to follow the the candles and when the candle gets this high and I'm like okay well that seems fun like how about a conversation he's like nah let's not get crazy come on dude and I'm trying to follow candles here I mean it's so funny I mean it's just uh yeah so I mean I think that's a nice distraction from anything that's real right but I do think as he's gotten older that's changed a lot it's less about the candles and more about his sons a yeah it's pretty nice Yeah we're definitely closer now than we've ever been which is pretty awesome even in later in life you're like sometimes you're like you don't value it as much cuz it's later and you're like oh well kind of makes sense you know mhm but I think it's just as valuable um where his Candles now where his little trading candles so cute oh my God I'm his I'm his trading screen now you just see like the more we talk one screen goes away soon he just has a little this is this sounds like a Pixar movie like a short film for a day tra Pixar movie a day trader doctor he just gets rid of screens so he can talk to his sons because he can't even see them cuz you walk in the screen is above his head so he slowly you just see the top of his you know bald head and then yeah anyhow um I wrote a whole bit recently about my receding hairline oh my gosh you've been thinking about this a lot yeah ever since Leo we didn't talk we talked about on the patreon she really affect did you well it's good because I got a great comedy bit out of it I've been writing a lot more lately which is fun but um he's talking about or I was saying how receding hairline bald guys hate when guys with receding hairlines complain and it's like a guy with a micro penis hearing a guy complain that he only has a 6inch penis and uh uh so what happened was if you heard on the patreon uh we were with family in mayorca and my nephew Leo the seven-year-old who you know kids are so Dumb wig honest and mean he C my he looked at me and he goes Uncle Andrew has a dumb wig or wears a dumb wig and it was the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life in front of everybody too in front of everyone he roasted you so hard then he grabbed my hair to see if my dumb wig would come off and pulled it and those front hairs are very very precious you pull one it it's like when you pluck an eyebrow hair like just one and it throws off the the whole shape yeah it's huge it's like a it's like um dude they're hanging on for dear life it's like when a glacier starts to fall and then the whole Glacier T yeah and then we all die yeah that's my that's me with my hairline my hairline is a glacier that's yeah but your here's the thing about your hair here we go when you're in your 40s you start to get [ __ ] face no your hair where you have it is full true like aside from like right you're on the Sideburn area I got bit there oh okay on both sides yeah no oh yeah it was twins um a dual attack no yeah so wait so so it's just you're just it's going back yeah but you're not losing not this part it's an interesting pattern yeah that you're losing it it's no I think power alleys I think the older you get it makes you look distinguished okay and power whoever added power to that is a marketing genius because he's like no the no I'm not baling these are Power hours that's such a [ __ ] nah these are strong edges man are you going to be the guy who holds on to his hair as long as you can or when it's like gone on top and then you still have this eyes what are you going to do I don't know my eyebrows are going to be popping I'm GNA buy a lot of cool hats oh my God I can't wait to see I know maybe I have money I'll go to Turkey and I'll [ __ ] oh my god get a [ __ ] ham put on my head I don't know maybe I'll get some yeah maybe I'll get some hair implants people don't even care anymore it's like once you get the implants but I think if you go completely bald and then you go to implants it's like it's too much yeah it's like yeah it's like some of these people on OIC they were like 500 lb and now they're like 140 and it's like maybe some in the middle there we prefer you curvier yeah um uh yeah so I yeah I think you go either Larry David or you go like my dad where you shave it short I don't know what you I don't know uh I think you almost have to wait and see what you look like you know what I mean like you have to start off with Larry David play around with it and then if you're like I look like a [ __ ] weirdo I'm going to then you shave it it's a strong move but he has like a pin head and it fits the longer hair that's true you kind of have a wider head I'd have to go fully shaped I just have to get in really good shape I think you would look good with no hair I used to but but you haven't done it in so long so you can't really no I did know for sure I did it not that long ago like not too like probably few years before we met and it just showed that my receding hairline is actually worse and that my thick hair actually covers it better so that's probably why Leo hurt me so much with the dumb wig he saw underneath what's real [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] him up he's not even that big wait you were talking about your bit huh yeah that's pretty much it I don't want to finish the whole bit but yeah he's seven years old he's like in the lowest like percentile he's I would [ __ ] him up he's in the lowest percenti I would [ __ ] up Leo don't be [ __ ] rude he's seven yeah well he [ __ ] pulled on my dumb wig dude dude this kid can play the piano better than we ever could like he's already he's already a genius stop sticking up for this [ __ ] he started it he started it he's seven he started it well Leo's my favorite so seven-year-old [ __ ] talk [ __ ] to you in front of everyone and all you want to do is talk about how small he is and that you can [ __ ] him up and maybe you beat him up a little bit Yeah but here's the thing you do that to him you're going to traumatize him and [ __ ] you traumatized me I'm not going to be able to [ __ ] I don't sleep sometimes at night on my dumb wig there's no way that that of all the bad that have ever happened to you is something that's traumatized it honestly might hurt more than me burning down my house getting stabbed falling in the glacier well you're incredibly insecure then then you need to work on that yeah I agree but he attacked me I'm going to [ __ ] him up yeah no so yeah you can't so I just told him I remember I go your dad's bald and your your grandparents are your grandpas are both bald even the grandpa on your dad's side or your mom's side so you're definitely be bald yeah you should say you better hope you get my hair dude his hair is thin already it is yeah he's starting bad dude I've seen this before he's gonna he has hair like um I mean I've only seen photos but like Dan right Dan had the same hair well he's like Dan's little like a little clone of Dan so he's going to be bald in his 20s sure he'll be a thousand million maybe 300 million times more successful than me but he'll be bald he'll be bald when I go bald yeah right me and Leo will be bald on the same day I'm going to talk so much [ __ ] oh my God I'm going to be like oh and then he's like well I'm going to Turkey he's like I'm going to Turkey I'm like you're 13 he's like I'm going turkey I wonder how the youngest hair transplant some 14-year-old's like now it's going back I can't I'm GNA get ahead of it what's funny is if you get it too early then you go bald around the hair that you get but here's the thing like he's going to be it's kind of like when you're bald all your life it's just no one's like oh he's bald it's just you know it's just your look yeah and I think the it's less and less of a it is a women are very mean about bald heads though are they I feel like they are I don't know I think that oh he's bald I hear that all the time I've never really like been you're talking [ __ ] you're [ __ ] bald I've heard that many times yeah dang bald bald does push you I think in other ways like you got to be more successful you got to be in shape whatever to or you just lean into the bald and you completely fall apart but I do think it it's a motivator maybe I'm not bald enough yeah I was going to say maybe we should shave your head let's get you a spray that makes you bald yeah but Leo if you're listening dude you're going dude it's when you're 12 when I don't know what the age is that you can box a teenager s I think the age of consent depending on the state is 16 or 17 all right so when Leo turns 16 I'm going to buy two sets of boxing gloves and I'm going to go remember and he's going to go oh my god you dumb wigs even dumber now and I'm G to go what [ __ ] I go get in the ring yeah you can't make fun of them so I just tried to be honest and mean but apparently people were like man I really messed with you I was like God you got me good I'm still talking about it it's hilarious though he's so funny missed a nephews already I miss my nephew so much I literally cried last night a yeah you you're a mess these days I look over you're crying probably 80% of the [Laughter] day okay that's not true it's not I'm Not Crying In Like A depressed way I'm crying in like there's a lot of emotional things happening in my life way yeah you know so it just makes you more um emotional damn that's deep yeah that's deep yeah I get it um yeah I mean any second you're watching Tik Tok you're either laughing I don't even know if you're laughing or crying but um yeah just Sam and Sarah I have a niece now finally no more uh nephews did we talk about that I think we talked about that last week oh [ __ ] sorry well we got a a new niece four days later it's a new niece miracle um yeah I don't know have you ever been around like a newborn baby for an extended period of time extended I wouldn't say extended like you've never like cared for a newborn baby oh I milked one back to life I found on the side of the road one time I forget yeah that was a weird drive through Arizona I let it milk me just sucked on my fat nipples your utters yeah and I dropped it off a Nana I've never heard from him since but you know I'm sure he's fine no I've never I've never done that and it's kind of scary to be honest I mean knowing that you want a baby I think yeah soon I think you're gonna Bry goes can we start trying on the wedding night and I'm just like no I didn't say trying I said let's start let's stop not not not let's stop preventing yeah that's different than trying cuz trying you're like tracking your cycle and you're having sex on ovulating days and it's just like let the wind take us where it wants us to go just want my dig to be a sailboat and just come and no the sails you'll your Dig's the sails of the sailboat yeah I mean look it's um it is yeah strange experience for somebody to be like can you come in me not before you're about to come yeah also it's like maybe this is a weird way for you getting me to last longer in bed you're like no just go in me and we could have a b last long enough sometimes I'm like can you please like I'm GNA I'm tired my hips are yeah you hear that that's never been really a problem you hear how old and dead my dick is no at some point it stops being a flexx you know yeah like it's just like I think you have Ed no not you I no my dick's not soft Dick glow up anymore it just doesn't yeah yeah you you've had a dick glow up for sure it's unbelievable yeah later in life right like it's never too late I feel like you've really learned a lot in your last couple years like you can become close with your dad in your 40s and you can have like harder a harder piness in your 40s it's so weird yeah it's beautiful see this is the power of a routine yeah and those don't connect my harder penis is not why my dad has gotten rid of one of his screens yeah um yeah no I think uh I think I don't travel as much anymore so my and I stay at home my life is way more structured and I think when you have a structured life and you get your water intake and you work out your dick is going to get harder no matter how old you get you get yeah so the more bald you get but if you get to a routine your dick be hard which is a very good lesson to learn I think out there yeah um anyhow yeah so yeah you you're having baby fever I feel like anytime you hang out with your nephew or or my nephews it starts to hit huh H your nephews are adorable but I think it makes me realize I don't want three kids yeah three is tough I'm like I I like them individually I think they're sweet but it's a lot when they're three little brothers like all under 10 together it's like crazy what would be your ideal one or two two so one less yeah but it's like we got to spread him out too how many years couple I only got so long where this come that's what I'm saying so when I'm like let's start on wedding night you're like I mean what did you say last night what' you say you said uh we'll talk about it and I go you have six weeks this is what will happen so yesterday is a nice Sunday it's very relaxing dude he says I ruin his day like it's not does yeah that's so rude that's no what's rude is you ruined me that that's what's rude how am I ruining your day because I am literally watching football oh my God I'm enjoying my Sunday I'm [ __ ] just living life not overthinking anything just going through staying in the in the moment being in the FL of just constant just chill and then you look over at me you go do you want to have a baby no I did not say that you make me sound so first of all so creepy that is so what did you say you make it sound like you're living with a de like a dementor di like a [ __ ] haunted doll so what did you do I don't know I'm sure I no how do you remember saying I'm do you think you go yo dude hey I think I started off by saying like basically no no this is what she does she goes babe um I have a question uh is that what you say I always do say I have a question I have a question which and then I go don't get mad cuz I already know it's goingon to but come on and then no it's cute and I'm glad that you're thinking like this and I do want to potentially have a baby with you I just potentially I do maybe potentially want to have a baby with you no I do want to have a baby he okay this is this is the answers I get and then I say okay I know when I say baby and like let's stop preventing in six weeks it sounds like let's have a baby tomorrow but on average it takes a couple one year to to conceive also even even if I to conceive a b like for me to get pregnant that's but even if that did happen say I get pregnant a month later we still have nine months you know yeah like so so I'll say like when do you want to have not like when do you want to like when do you want to have a baby do you want to have a baby by this time next year no that's kind of a lot okay so maybe like next spring okay well then in a few months then we start that's like literally how it is yeah I'm thinking if but Andrew said wants what you want to be married for a year and then we start trying yeah so that's a baby in two years yeah okay see no actually that would be a baby we're missing each other by like a year that'd be a baby in two three years by your math of no if we start trying in a year oh yeah see this is what I'm saying like three years is that's a lot a long we've already been together for three years that's six years together once I let the [ __ ] boys swim are you kidding me I mean not on wood have you ever had a baby huh Sleeping with a knife under your pillow have you ever gotten a girl pregnant this girl claimed I got her pregnant what do you mean what what happened um I think she just wanted me to stay with her and so she said that she had a um eptopic eptopic eptopic pregnancy it's like a fallopian tube pregnancy those are deadly yeah wait who was this this is some some girl last week no no no this is like did she go to the hospital I don't know any of the details also her ex-boyfriend was like calling me threatening to murder me how long ago was this I thought it was her ex-boyfriend but it was actually a buddy playing a prank and then I slept with a knife under my bed for a while okay but how many years ago was this this was years ago this was probably I'm dead this girl's like hey I'm like in the hospital I might die cuz you got me pregnant in the wrong way and he's like I don't know any details I didn't he's like actually your health is none of my business I was just like can you lose my number this is what bab that's what I said I go you that's devastating you lost a baby I go you lost 10 you've already lost 10 digits can you lose nine more you're so dumb no I was nice about it I wasn't a [ __ ] jerk but like also she was kind of crazy I was trying to think what you meant by digits yeah that was a good joke actually 20 digits huh 20 is how many digits are in a phone number oh no I was thinking about hands and Toes or fingers and toes you already lost 10 digits oh I was thinking 10 fingers now you could lose nine numbers that's hilarious it's not bad that's hilarious it would be either Seven you like cuz it but 10 with an area code but like lose seven digits is what people used to say oh yeah all right all right okay so um two three yeah no but that's okay yeah you're right 10 and 10 it should have been damn it well you get the joke anyhow point being is no it was it was a lot but at the time so I had this dude who I was kind of friendly with and then he started threatening my life and then like as a joke as a prank and randomly her ex-boyfriend wanted to fight and kill me so I thought it was him so I was literally sleeping with a knife underneath my bed ready to fight her ex-boyfriend but later I found out it was just a prank that this [ __ ] dude was playing on me wow so while all this is going on we're like breaking up and I think we were broken up at the time and then she's like by the way uh I but I also thought that she was still sleeping with this other guy wow this whole thing and I was just like this is above my P grade and then she said she had an eptopic pregnancy but I believe her maybe I don't know yeah I mean now she's you know she has kids now oh it's that girl no no different girl Oh I thought you only dated two girls one of them so the first one second one the second one no there's one in between but it wasn't the as it comes out he you're too too traumatized by pregnancy you didn't want to talk loud no I wasn't even yeah probably no I wasn't it was if it was more of like a healthier situation yeah but I'm sleeping with a knife under my bed I'm just like okay this is doesn't seem like the most healthy way to bring a baby into the world you know true well anyways so by my math that is you know what I mean there's like a lot to think about but yeah no I mean look if I'm going to have a baby it's going to be with you really yeah I promise thanks thanks thanks thanks yeah I think I yeah I think it'll be great I just you know everything else is just add a whack a little bit so it's like things can get in control in other parts then a baby is just like a no-brainer yeah you know what I mean you're more R you're more rational than I am cuz just like let's just do it we'll figure it out let's do it we'll give them the cat food we'll just that's the hard part is like yeah I mean people you know we forgot that this cat is going to cost us [ __ ] $50,000 like okay 50,000 was a lot but like this cat right here was $120 $180 investment up top where it's adopted 150 and now if we had to do all the math that we've spent on this cat we're looking at maybe $112,000 TW you're crazy we there's no there's no way we've spent $12,000 on Mango no not we I also buy Mango's food and take care of him don't even come for me actually I'm the one who buys Mango's food remember you buy our food I buy Mango's food I feed him okay point being is it's not far off if you consider a food and then his vet stays which the Vets are [ __ ] the devil and we talked about it last episode by the way Mango's not peeing blood anymore Mango's fine he's a perfect angel we got him new um litter litter so now he don't hear him [ __ ] 50 times in the night but anyhow all right we'll be back okay bye oh and um listen go to our patreon uh patreon with Andrew and prena uh yeah please support the podcast so we can keep doing it and we appreciate people have already signed up please go and sign up thanks all right welcome back to the Pod Snews let's get into some snooze real quick kit yeah yeah snooze okay SEL Selena Gomez recently made a surprise visit to a high school gym in Colorado to gree students her appearance was inspired by a poster she saw that read Selena Gomez please sing the national anthem at one of our home games and included the schedule for the volleyball matches that weekend if you were in high school what celebrity would you choose to sing the national anthem at your home game first of all I think it's it's so funny when like that it's like this isn't a make aish Selena Gomez first of all people act like it's like she's like doing a make a wish why what do you mean it's like the least she can do well go there well she knows it'll get publicity right it's positive yeah oh my God Selena's just like us coming to a high school and singing a song I'm sure or some of that it just also shows how bored she is MHM yeah I know cuz she's like what has she been up to but some time like these signs that people make and they go into um they go to baseball games and stuff it's like you know sign my back I you know I love I had your first card when I was four you never think it's going to work but it seems to work a lot when you make a sign like a random sign like a cardboard sign or whatever like these people just made this sign and it works you just have to put it out wa where did she see this poster or this it was like on a telephone poll or bus stop or something oh and it was like a bright orange poster like School literally poster and it was just like someone handw wrote on it with the coach's email so someone took a photo of this and sent it to her I she saw it when she was in is it her hometown no she was somewhere for some sort of Festival oh my God anyhow who would I want to do when I was in high school probably either Dave Matthews or wait Dave Matthew singing the National Anthem what would you and me in United States forever you would change the lyrics [Laughter] America you think he would take Liberty and just [ __ ] I just can't imagine him actually singing the the actual National oh say can you see early like yeah I don't think he would uh change the lyrics or Sublime I think I would really like in high school or 311 when I was in high school I really liked Fergie I she sang it did you see it yeah it wasn't bad yeah people were laughing at her you watch a play or yeah um I really liked Fergie in high school I also really liked John Mayer high school and cold I liked Cold Play in high school which is so lame of me um so KISS in Cadillac, MI depressing and I think it's nice B who else yeah they were all yellow oh say can you say they were really big for like that time you know what I mean before music I don't know it just wasn't as accessible Cold Play was huge um and how many kids were in your high scho School wasn't it like it was small I think my graduating class was like 12 and it was public school it was your biggest public school was 120 kids yeah I mean I grew up in a town of like 10,000 people that would be cold blade came to Cadillac wait so kiss came to Cadillac what yeah when my mom was in high school they came for their for homecoming they played at their homecoming homecoming game yeah so they Selena Gomez was home wait what it was like yeah mhm why how they made a sign like what happened let me just Google kiss Cadillac high school and see what comes up yeah that's kind of wild because kiss was the biggest band on Earth yeah wonder if this is when they were like falling apart we could call my mom and ask her that's true um the history kiss Cadillac monument and walking tour in October of 1975 um the Cadillac High School Vikings football team finished undefeated with a perfect 90 record so they had a perfect season score probably Spirits were soaring as Spirits were soaring as the 1974 season began but the Vikings lost the first two games of the Season we coaches knew that the team was talented but we also knew that the pressure of living up to the accomplishments of the previous year were causing the team to play below their abilities we were looking for something to lighten the atmosphere and playing rock and roll in the locker room before practices and games was was suggested as the resident rock and roll expert head coach Dave Bryan gave me the task of picking the music I chose a new and outrageous band KISS they were wild bold and Loud plus their name invoked an old football Credo keep it simple stupid it was a match that was meant to be the 1974 team won its final seven g games with kiss as an inspiration the band heard about what we were doing and instantly adopted the Vikings as their team then in October of 1975 the unbelievable happened kiss came to Cadillac high school and played a homecoming concert in the high school gym it's an an event that has become a Cornerstone of history and a legendary event in rock and roll the story has preserved throughout the years for more um um um yeah so yeah look here's a photo damn I wonder if they got him like so early on yeah well it said like a new is that funny like the shows like kiss this was their Open Mic this is like me doing a bar show for two drink tickets so it was the it's called it was called the end of the road tour that they stopped um yeah are you [ __ ] ready Cadillac my mom always like talks or used to talk about it yeah that's the biggest thing that ever happened to Cadillac Trump went to Cadillac I'm did a rally guess did you guys have any celebrities that went to your high school m doesn't have to be at the same time as you well Tom sigur went to mine um Lake Bell went to she's an actress she went to our school for like two years very goth she was a pretty big actress for like she was in uh some of the um what's what's her name the blonde uh who was huge Cameron Diaz in her movies um I guess sigura would be the biggest so um mine is Paul McMullen he was an Olympian he actually passed away a few years ago he he was in his 40s and died from like some accident and has a family was really sad but he was an Olympian um Jackie Swanson an actress for 1963 oh yeah guy vanderjack us congressman and Bert zagger former American football player in the National Football League that's it but he died in '92 he died yeah so no the answer is no what did you just type in notable alumni Cadillac High School celebrity alumni I have Bill Mah and Tom Papa nice oh yeah they went to your high school yeah have you ever reached out to them no but I probably should yeah Tom Papa I think would let's see notable alumni an assistant oh Prince Fielder went to our uh High School professional baseball player he was yeah he was son of cesil Fielder he only went till like eth grade but it's kind of crazy when you see dude this kid was like his dad was like the one of the biggest home run leaders ever and he also lost all their money and like they don't even talk anymore but Prince Fielder when you see someone that's like you think you're athletic and then you see this kid who and he was chubby he was like 510 but he was just like and then you see him play basketball like he moved in a way where you're like Oh I thought I had a chance right and he was hitting home runs in seventh grade like 400 feet like it was insane that's crazy and then uh punum Patel she's an actress I should be on this [ __ ] I'm just as I have more followers on Instagram than her well it's a Wikipedia [ __ ] edit it Go edit it I cannot put my own name in notable alumni but somebody else can if you're listening go to St Edward's notable alumni and put in Andrew Colin dog walker oh my God hilarious that's hysterical yeah um but we were really small high school and also the kids are like they're like too rich to want to be celebrities they're like why would I they they don't need it yeah I already have the money it's like I'm not they they have the kind of money where it's like no don't don't no need to uh let anyone else or like know who you are you know they'll have like a private Instagram account with like 30 followers and 29 of them are other billionaires yeah that's kind of we had a high school where like every kid had a BMW and [ __ ] like that and I thought I was poor because I like I had an Explorer but it was like new and it's like that's so funny because I thought I had a good cuz I drove a [ __ ] Trailblazer yeah yeah yeah yeah look at us two sides of the track my best friend I mean that was a nice car back like at that time like I was like I got this big old car if you have a car in high school you have a good car yeah exactly yeah not at this High School SCH was literally like out of Clueless yeah same with mine and then you have like my best friend whose Dad ran an air conditioning company who had money but like we drove around in like a brown Camry and like it was kind of we'd listen to rap on the CD player that would play in the car where you hook it up and we would listen to like uh Tupac and there four white kids and a camera but because the car was so shitty we were like man we're [ __ ] hard yeah in your in your school uniforms yeah with our but we' take our tie like a little down yeah we'd loosen our tie dude it was so funny watching four white kids just being like Dear Mama like it's just so thinking back uh oh [ __ ] America's most [ __ ] wanted and then it's just like four [ __ ] kids and [Laughter] TI oh [ __ ] H I bet you Tupac would love that or would have loved that you Tupac jup jeac jup uh uh yeah God that was so funny just cruising around getting Taco Bell High dude I used to get Taco Bell High well if you got it sober that would be concerning I love Taco Bell what are you talking about BR sometimes brena's so funny sometimes she's like we're just meant to be together and it'll be the most like thing ever she'll be like I also got tle Bill High We Are member we are soulmates dude we are [ __ ] oh my God only us no but it is cute it's it's so cute my my best my uh childhood best friend Trenton and I would get high and go like on our lunch break at school we' like get a little high and go sit in the Taco Bell parking lot and just eat tacos dude I could never do that cuz then I'd come back to school high and I would [ __ ] freak the [ __ ] out really I was really comfortable with being high at school my senior year you were like more chill and like in high school yeah because I didn't have anything to worry about like now I like think about things a lot I know I wasn't really worried about anything back then I can't see you in high school being like hey Andrew when we get married can you coming me it's like dude we're just trying to eat some quesadillas bro that's me at a 44y old man like just chill and just eat some quesadillas dude I was like a Black Widow in high school yeah I just like make them feel like [ __ ] about themselves I was really mean actually to protect Respect the pouch yourself probably yeah yeah all right what's the next story all right next there have been rumors lately that Capri Sun famous for its 6 o juice pouches is moving to a 12 O bottles aimed at adults Capri Sun addressed the speculation on Instagram saying don't believe everything you read online we never disrespect the pouch and it's here to stay they also confirmed that while 12 oz bottles are in the works they won't be available this year and they will be sold alongside the classic pouches not as a replacement okay here's my gripe with this is why go from a 6 inch pouch to a your whole thing is the pouch and when you put the straw in E whether it's on the bottom side that feels pretty cool some people put it in completely on the bottom so you don't have to hit the little circle you just throw it into the god wasn't it so annoying when you pushed it through the back part when you oh my God yes when you want to D an oh and then it would come through oh or you break the straw and then you have to suck on it like oh my God you have to suck it out that made me so mad no this is my gripe this has been my gripe with Capri Sun for years because I would get Lunchables a lot and they come in Lunchables and you're really thirsty because you're eating fake food you're eating salt my was the baloney and American you were going to say that it was so good I want it right now what what is it with the it's so good cuz it's so processed it's literally so good and then the little fake pizzas the Mexican pizzas no no no just the the American yeah the American pizzas my buddy used to have a joke about it he's like you mean this ketchup on a cracker yeah so good he's like this wet meat disc he goes lunch he goes they don't even call it lunch it's lunchable which is a good point it's true it's a good way but yeah so my gripe to finally getting is only 6 ounces is just was never enough I want the pouch but give me 10 oun pouch yeah it's that simple I like the fact the straw is small brilliant I don't want to see what color it is yeah that's true you don't want to see what's inside a McDonald's hamburger the whole the best part about McDonald's hamburger is it so tightly that you don't see the meat you don't want to see the meat yeah you don't want to see how the sausag is made I mean Capri Sun look they're probably trying you know the drink game you know with like vitamin water and [ __ ] like what are they going to put vitamins in it now Capri the whole point of capricon is it's we know it's bad for you but it makes you happy stop trying I can't imagine a Capri Sun putting it unless maybe it comes with you know what they should do is they give you a cap but you can put a straw through the through the cap of the plastic thing Capri Sun's one of those drinks that you're more thirsty after drinking it that's true too or you run out the problem with the Lunchable is you would run out of Capri Sun before you got done with the last three crackers with balone and cheese and so now you're [ __ ] thirsty but now you're eating more now you yeah it say then you want oh dude I I did this a couple times I'd open up another lunchable just just for the Capri on and you didn't you and you stained from eating the baloney no I atat those yeah I [ __ ] knew it you just were like okay now I have to make the Capri s last for longer so you just you just admitted that you would eat two Lunchables that was lunch that was a full lunch yeah lunch of all turkey wasn't bad either there were some slices of turkey though where you would look at this is literally a toy dude I still would rather eat that though than the [ __ ] my mom used to pack bolog with like the black pepper seeds in it oh that's a very Michigan thing I had to pick it out I would pick them out this is how I should have don't had OCD from from this open up my sandwich every day and individually pick out each I did that too yeah the pepper corn so gross disgusting so gross it was a Michigan thing that my buddy's dad would do it too he make these sandwiches and they'd have pepper like peig but those like still now like I hate when like there's like caper and I I don't want like little yeah I don't trust anyone that loves Capers yeah it's weird it's a it's a weird it's like someone that loves anchovies it's like you belong in the same [ __ ] insane asylum any yeah what's next that was a good one M thank you trying to get outside the box um this one outside the pouch sorry Adam Sandler um I wrote shaved oh shared sorry I couldn't read my own handwriting Adam Sandler shared on the new heights podcast that he originally wrote a part Travis Gilmore for the Kansas City chief star to be happy Gore son in the highly anticipated happy Gore 2 that will start filming in a few weeks Kelsey will appear in the Netflix film but not as the son of one of Sandler's most famous characters if you could be in any Adam Sandler movie who would you want to play like a future one or like whatever a sequel of something and now you're part wait say that again if what they're making a sequel of an Adam Sandler movie would you like to play what Adam Sandler movie any you pick one Travis Kelce first of all is six with five like it's just insane I actually have a buddy that was up for that world too and it's like the he looks exactly the opposite of Travis he would have been perfect for it I can't believe he didn't get it actually you kind of see how the sausages made here in LA and you're like whatever like he heard so many positive things from literally like everybody where it was like oh all right so when are you going to pack your bags to go shoot like literally like 99% of you thinking that he's going to get it other than being Travis Kelce and you're going to get anything because you're one of the biggest celebrities on earth now but he's also like a pretty big celebrity himself like I don't know it's just wild it's [ __ ] crazy how La is but um I mean that would be pretty sick to be in uh Happy Gilmore I can't I'm trying to I mean Billy Madison would be dope if I got to be one of his friends who like threw the pickle on the wall like I could be the character of like one of his degenerate friends like nor McDonald like something like that would be [ __ ] sick what do you think I only know I only know um I guess I know that one that movie kind of in uh Eight Crazy Nights and and uh Big Daddy yeah big daddy maybe I would be in big daddy probably the I don't know yeah one of those women you could be the girlfriend of like his son am I the old girlfriend or the new girlfriend like the [ __ ] girlfriend or the nice girlfriend uh you'd be the new girlfriend thanks yeah yeah I like big daddy the 40 packets of ketchup I used mango I used to watch that movie like kind of a lot yeah when it first came out no Eight Crazy Nights no need for a unibrow you go to sleep in dukesberry you wake up in pukes Berry you would be great in that movie oh yeah what if they made like a like a human version of that movie oh that' be great yeah I don't know anyhow 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