Picking the League of Legends Boy Band | Jenn Picks | League of Legends

so the rules are simple you are going to effectively guess who Riot's going to put in the boy band the male version of KDA because we know what's going to happen we know what's going to happen eventually right so what are you going to do I'm gonna give you five Champions okay in the definitely in that's the max number of Champions you can have in there you can move them in you can move them out when you come across more but indefinitely in Max 5 that is your like right because it's a band I can't have like 10. I mean unless it's a K-pop band shut the [ __ ] oh my God okay funny weird eight trucks maybe in some sort of weird like deformed demon band like maybe auction definitely bro like he's already in Bollywood look at him like he fits he fits he has the image no [ __ ] shot he looks like he belongs in Among Us filios likely highly likely you know he's a guy he's not totally ugly so you know and he has a hot dead sister so like that's some like little yeah of course yeah of course yeah Azure highly doubt like he has no marketable Liberty like look at him bro he's like an ugly bird like he has to like maybe he's hot under the mask maybe that could be his thing serious oh like what does he look like but now he's too ugly brand no shots he'd be around but he's hot but he's hot I would get it like but he's hot he would be a risk in every sense of the word like he would literally like set the state on fire okay so he also he was pyrotechnics prom maybe if it was like an old band you know I'm playing like a 90 fan or like I don't know like if this if NSYNC came back 20 years later I don't know maybe I don't think Lee would go for that in my honest opinion but Maybe Corky no [ __ ] shot like my guy has a mustache growing out of his nose like he looks like an absolute Menace like look at him Darius highly likely but like I feel like he'd only fit in a group that they're all buff and masculine like you know what I mean like but he can't be like the buff one no because he wouldn't fit in unless they're all like noxian buff guys like unless he was like the main and then he had just no I feel like Darius would only work so Darius is a soloist he's a queen he doesn't he doesn't need men Draven [Music] you know Jerry's really difficult because like he has the star quality but he also might like murder everyone in his in his team because like or not his teamwork in his group just so he could be like the the only the only person you know getting all the attention he wants to be the Justin Timberlake yeah yeah so I'm not too sure that they will put him in a band I'll be honest um put him up maybe two just because like you know he is kind of hot and like a weird weird way but like then he's also like purple and got his tongue flying around so like what would he really bring to the table you know what would he what would he really bring I think he could be like a bad question I think he's buff he's hot and he has his time I said slightly hot don't put words this is a very careful okay delicate situation yes it's Echo highly likely because she's already in a [ __ ] band he's in true damage but say he wasn't he would be a very highly likely candidate I mean they put a collie in true damage and she's already part of KDA and it's the same universe so well because I call these [ __ ] big like shut the [ __ ] up anyways naturally [Music] I'm just kidding I [ __ ] hate a colleague anyways Ezreal I'ma put for now at least I'm not too certain about I don't think he's gonna stay here but I mean maybe and plus he's like a pretty boy quote unquote I think he's ugly as [ __ ] but I think that's what they're trying to go for so I was just leaving there for now let's just never know galio no highly doubt I'll put highly doubt just because I feel like he's more of The Bodyguard aesthetic oh I could see that right like not he's not gonna [ __ ] he's not gonna be popping and locking in the [ __ ] anyways Gangplank uh no [ __ ] shot way past like three decades past his time again Garen Garen I put I'll put highly likely just because like he's kind of like he's just kind of mid yeah I'll put and maybe maybe he's just kind of there like you know he's like the brown eyed blue or brown eyed blue-eyed brown haired boy you know what I mean pretty buff yeah whatever kind of mid though I don't know oh he don't really got that pop star quality unlike gragas he most definitely will be integrated into this [ __ ] boy band dude like have you seen the football on it anyways anyway for me fupa is like the fat like your fat belly not whatever you guys not the fat whatever you guys assume we're not assumed but they're fine at us but Greg is for sure bro like Graves I'll put highly likely I feel like I feel like he would have definitely been an NSYNC now hold on wait a minute there's no shot Graves and Gangplank aren't like the same age yeah but Gangplank looks 30 years older okay okay his ears on the sea haven't been kind to him got him he looks like there's a barnacle about a girl out of his left cheek bro like iron oh my [ __ ] God I love I love hybrid but there is no shot there is no shot he is going to get put you know I'll put highly doubt because I just love Iron and I would love I would love to see him pop off in some booty shorts [ __ ] uh Jarvan [Music] I might just put Maybe Maybe that if honestly if like this was a boy band I wanted Ivan would definitely be it but you said like what Riot would put in there whatever the [ __ ] so unfortunately I was gonna have to stay here but yeah jarvin German's kind of mid again kind of like Garen you're just kind of mid German is kind of hotter he's definitely hotter but that helmet though is just not so you don't think he has a better chance than aatrox well you know what okay you said this matters right so okay okay so yeah I'll put I'll put him he definitely aatrox I'll put him after Mundo and I'll do like this there you go that's that's a better representation a little bit but this is fine yeah this is oh my gosh Jax highly doubt I don't know it's just a it's just a five-eyed thing or six I think I'm not gonna lie it's a really big turn off like does he actually have six eyes anyways Jace highly highly likely okay hello highly likely just look at that honestly if this picture was the one from Arcane I'd put him at first but unfortunately it is not he's not from her it's not the Arcane one but I'll just put highly likely like look at him bro it looks like you already break your heart he's gorgeous yeah you're right gin [Music] he could be like the mystery boy I say also highly likely yeah but I'm like in the middle like yeah like yeah just because like his mask like has a lot of like defining features you know and Chick-fil-A yeah this no shot he's a homicidal freak yeah you literally just put gin and highly likely yeah okay okay I forgot the Ted Bundy rule got it okay of course I I rather didn't kill me with a four shot than karthus kill himself and then eat me with his come [ __ ] I don't know what it's what the hell oh I'll put him in maybe just cause like the tentacles you know might do a little something for the woman you know might add a little bit of likability you know so I'll I'll give him a chance you know he has potential is awesome yeah Kane Kane honestly I don't want I'll just put him here for now Kane is already like let's just say one of his skins looks really good I honestly don't even [ __ ] remember the name but makes me feel some type of way so definitely highly likely he's very he's very pretty very pretty man Clyde oh my [ __ ] god why is he in here get out get out he is so ugly I see a menace and honest oh you know I'll put it I'll put it up here wow just cause his his what's it called his little pet scarle scarl that's the likable part about it that's the only redeeming quality Scarlet is very cute you know my brain that's what gave him some points back not gonna lie just scarled Lee Sin Lee sin I say Lee sin's like up here you know he gives that old J-pop Vibe oh wait I have no idea what nationality Lisa is actually I mean but he lives Asian man yeah that's that's the general aesthetic of Ionia he's right right like that's the thing right so assuming he's like an old Agent Man he gives like old J-pop Vibes which I love you know and they made him young like in a billion skins Lucian foreign [Music] [Music] for [Music] EA like bro like he's just like he's just like echo's brother like you know I mean take out the rappers in there okay that's a little bit racially motivated but that's just what they do that's what they do who is that what is it Riot that's what they do they they're a little sus well so sometimes with that anyway Smalls are hard same [ __ ] with Jax honestly I hate him also hurt nobody plays Mozart and whoever does play monsterheart still can't press R correctly on him so I'm just gonna leave him here honestly you know morning Kaiser I'll put him in like a maybe like I don't know I just don't think he'll look very good under that mask I'll be honest they've given faces like malzahar his debonairs can give him a face and it wasn't that good okay fair fair nasus highly doubtful highly doubtful uh he's just a big dog you know we already had Clifford we don't need we don't need anything Nunu uh Olaf all right Olaf ew and maybe if you got a trim because honestly I don't see a lot of people liking the whole I haven't shaved in three years plus uh so I'd have to put him I'd have to put him like after golly I feel like highly doubtful highly doubtful Beyond Pantheon honestly okay [Music] he might he might he got a he got an Italian skin so he 'll eat the bread skin swing my he might honestly get put into the band there you go Pike Pike is not going anywhere like he's only gonna get edgy skins like there's no way they're gonna put Pike in a tuxedo I feel like they would do it they'll they'll get right will make any excuse to give a bike a skin yeah but Pike can't wear long Underpants like it's just not built right wait what does Pike wear honestly does Pike even have [ __ ] feet he's always swishing and [ __ ] yeah he's like barefoot yeah let's see that hurt his poor fee if he was just dancing all the time no okay you have to be thoughtful rakan very likely even though I think he kind of ugly honestly but like he's got that he's got the cringe Factor too he's definitely the cringe charismatic thinks a lot a lot of people like him way more than they actually do that's survive with rakong is Renekton honestly he could go right next to his brother you know I would just hate to separate them so I'm just gonna leave them together Rengar oh this is is very complicated because we're talking about two very diverse groups of people the furries and the normies now now they might they Trust might they might they might not honestly I wouldn't be against it I'm not afraid of myself actually I kind of hate record [Music] I'm sorry Rengar I'm schizophrenic shut up I'm just gonna put it down here just because I think the champion is disgusting and and honestly if they give him a skin they're probably gonna give him a buff and that's a problem Rumble all right he could go right next to his little umu your little brother as well uh he is definitely not getting a skin rise he can also go right next to his other blue friend blue looking friend the nutritional shot just no shot but here's my thing I think that if they were gonna do it with ryze they'd make it legendary because this combo makes him look like he's dancing oh man he just Dougies on you right I don't know all right set oh I would I would like yeah I'm not a fan of set personally but theoretically if I was I would like to see it as well as Shen bro [Music] honestly this is my dream right here these three yeah that makes sense but well this is for now though you know we don't know who else is coming into the mix right right you know singed all right you know what maybe you know he might have a little chance you know he's he's got he's cute it's cute you know that in what way the ears he's a little elf thinking okay yeah yeah Scion foreign isn't he a pentakill no could have convinced me I'll put him I'll put him next to I'll put him next to a Focus oh Mundo you know they're kind of I feel the same way about them well I hate cyan way more soon [Music] clean no shots that was personal that was that was personal I did Swain actually this is the law book no shot [ __ ] the Lobo all right Silas Oh see now we're getting into the juicy juicy bits Silas is very highly likely honestly like he's right next to it he's right next to Kane like they're they're right there Talon again they're just honestly these three Champions I don't see the difference like I hate them I hate them all every time I see them I want to audit for and like they have the same color scheme going on absolutely bio tarek he's up there you know he's he's definitely a viable viable option for a boy band you know he could I'm sure he could rip some notes [Music] you know it's just a yordo like list oh I'd love to see a your old boy band that'd be real cute that would be disgusting like Alvin and the Chipmunks if you're on the cringe monks anyways Tryndamere all right Tryndamere I feel like you know I think I think Jordan tournament give me the same way I I think Trina you know Trinity is kind of like a psychopath so I feel like people will be more into that so like maybe you know maybe twisted Fates uh honestly kind of highly likely but like the least highly likely you know what I mean [Music] wait what did you call him there's there's no way that's actually what you call it this is this is beauty here oh what do you mean uh continue I'm sorry I don't want to dwell on this all right you dear oh my God he's [ __ ] nutting what the [ __ ] anyways I don't piss someone off I'm just put him in honestly put her no shot he's just not it's just not the vibe it's just not the vibe it's not the vibe neither is or God ergot is not the vibe honest to God he already got a star Guardian skin that was like his climax in life there's nothing else you can't top that so there would be no use giving him a boy band skin Varys again highly a highly likely benefactor here you know and he's like he's two in one and he's gay bro like you know how many people be into that just for that one Diego hmm I don't know because the thing is like people like obsessing over single men Diego lost his wife so technically he's single but his heart's broken so I'll put him I'll put him in the least highly likely but still likely you know Victor Victor [Music] I don't know Victor's kind of weird I put him in M Maybe I'll put him the first maybe good you know that's not positive about him he might get a nursing hopefully I'm praying so Vladimir oh Vladimir I'll put him up here he's a vampire he's ugly but they can make him pretty they'd have to fix a lot of [ __ ] with him like but he's a vampire I wouldn't buy it unless it was legendary I really wouldn't I couldn't do it well his animations are so ass now you gave Ryan an idea good job good guess visually reworked I'll put him down here just because maybe I don't know he's Donkey Kong type of thing like I don't know [Music] I think he would I think he would go next to Lisa you know really I feel like I feel like Lee's in just a slightly older version or like this older original or like the vibe that shinsha is giving you know what I mean shinzao is the kind of champion that I literally forget is in the game until I see them again for yaso honestly like if he gets another [ __ ] skin in the next six months I'm gonna [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] I'm going he's in true damage already [ __ ] you no more [ __ ] you too honest to God like if they get another [ __ ] foreign it's a problem it's honestly a problem these two are an issue skill issue they have no skill and they're an issue it makes no sense naturally yes Yorick uh put it next to you you're honestly no [ __ ] shot he's a homeless man with like babies what the [ __ ] like what sac I'll put it next to the furries just cause like you know there's a there's a sense of like Synergy okay because there's like a market yeah there's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah kind of sauce said said I'll put him next to his uh Four Musketeers you know they're the same [ __ ] champion absolutely vile and see okay just a menace should be deleted honestly he's worse than the Lapu that says a lot damn all right but now I need to think is this my boy band this is my boy band we have the hottest member of the group well main vocalist and main dancer and like just most only fans subscribed we have like the older brother type you know does nothing just kind of like chills in the back dance is like [ __ ] doesn't doesn't even sing or speak but like you know like there's some like ability to do that uh set just [ __ ] just takes her shirt off that's all he does tell me the hot one yeah absolutely yeah action honestly I'm not gonna lie auction you're kind of Getting overshadowed By the other three so honestly he might he might get moved down honestly I actually might get me down he just doesn't fit the vibe of these three you know Ezreal he's like the younger one like you know the naive one haha like he had just joined a boy band guys is either surfing yeah Easter surfing essentially except they didn't [ __ ] kill skarner speaking of skarner rip him he's not even in here I'm sorry she cheated on him he didn't even give the yordles a chance I don't think he had I didn't think he had one no definitely not but it would have been nice to put him at the bottom okay I'm sorry yeah so who will be our fifth member who do you think we're missing we're missing a certain murderous aspect to this whole group you know I mean they're all kind of like chilling you know we need us like a pure psychopath honestly I think Kane is fitting the vibe I think Kane's fitting the vibe okay yeah I think I think this is my boyfriend that's interesting I literally like I'm not gonna I don't think anyone watching would have guessed Dragon sort of made it in but I like it I like the good looking body inclusivity yeah I almost out there anyways I just want to see these three shirtless so anyways yeah that's fine I love it I love it yeah very nice I'm getting paid for this right and that's all the time we have all right [Music] [Music]