VMA's 2024 Was Kinda Boring...Let's Talk!

W out the VMA 2024 has concluded and we got some things to talk about did it feel just a little okay all right was it just me or did this VMA kind of came and went some awards were bought darling M some are saying this year's host did better than last year's host oh let's watch the performances together and see if we got the same opinions girl well let's have a conversation about it because this is woow all right I know you're on your lunch break probably so I won't keep you here long well I say that all the time but you know the phone calls be going over girl so if you on your lunch break please go in the bathroom real quick go in the store I'm just kidding I'm just kidding go back to work okay so we're going to watch glorilla we're going to watch Sabrina we're going to watch chaperon we're going to watch Katie Megan Camila cab and glorilla we put camil cab on the list okay now you know the deal you know how this goes down you know this about to be copyrighted down okay so if you want to call me on the tiest patreon and watch this in full with no cutting I understand go ahead and call me over there girl I'll pick up the phone I promise you okay and come be a part of the tiest patreon family we would love to have you the first link in the description below all right let's get into the gig let's open up with Lisa I'm actually excited this is my girl la la Lisa la Lisa love me La Lisa love girl what now this is my girl la la Lisa's VMA debut solo okay so this is a big deal give it up for my girl Lisa new woman oh I love that I'm a new woman new woman love that one all right here we go oh I feel like this sound is not loud enough but you know what hold on everybody calm down I think it's because the I know girl usually I like to keep you you know but I think it's because the the sound from the the the award show isn't that loud all right I'm about to share my screen again girl I just don't no know the sound about to be interesting uh oh come on now you got it you got this right off the rip my girl seems a little nervous my girl just seems a little nervous it seems like she's like a little timid or something is like counting the steps all right all right five six seven8 but she got this come on Lisa come on give him that Lisa's flare that we know girl I but I understand this is I mean when you've been in a girl group that's the thing about being a girl group you know you know most of us have not been in girl groups or maybe musical groups in general I will even say this for me because I come from like show choir right I you know did theater show choir when I started to doing my own music it took me a minute to get to know me as a performer of my own voice my own agilities my own runs and like what's my pop out situations and finding yourself individually as an artist it's not easy but also when the peak of your artist development has been in a group for a long time and it ain't that easy to try to find whatever works for you and what is your gigiana you know what I mean all right yes ma'am feel it you better feel it [ __ ] you better walk hey yeah come on boys am I tripping a little bit but does it not seem like Miss La Lisa ly L got just some like little awkward moments in between just like there's just like some quiet awkwardness in between each set or between like the trans there's something off about this performance and I don't know how to put my finger on it it's not a bad performance though right right it's not bad but something's not you know what I'm saying cuz I know my girl La Lisa love me L Lisa love me like I know my girl and I know she gets down but for some reason something seems like she's holding herself back or like I don't know I feel like she's in her head in this performance and like I said I do empathize with her a little bit because I know how hard it is when you come from a girl group and you are still much in a girl group because I think black pink is very much still alive they just doing solo things at the moment but you know I don't know just something seems a little off seems like it's not the same l l song the lighting is sickening oh my baby me I'm sorry smisha he was in the High music video if you did not know he's right here in this front I don't know if I'm I don't know if we do green screen but he's here in the front right you know there I love this Hi friend I love when I okay that's my least Le yes Lisa I knew it that's MTV MTV love to make the end card loud as hell all right Miss Lis Lee you know I'm I'm happy we opened up with Lisa because it's a cute performance but it ain't the best performance you know I just feel like it was good cohesively right but just Lisa by herself it just seemed like my girl was a little more timid or a little bit more like in her head which like I said I empathize with I can only understand I can only imagine you know performing in front of millions of people at home and this is a live performance and I don't know it just seemed like something was bothering her a little bit what do you guys think I just know how my girl Lisa gets down if you don't know Lisa like that girl she's from the iconic group black pink if you don't know black pink girl what are you doing here say that what hello hey friend let me put you on go Google open up another tab real quick pause me watch a black pink video or two watch some live performances about my girl la la Lisa and then come back here and you'll see what I'm talking about you know what I mean Lisa really gets down so I'm I'm quite interested to know why you know she wasn't getting down with this sick beat I'm sorry I I know I know I know please excuse me I want my Sabrina I want oh it's like that I'm your dream come true when it's on a platter for you all right give it up for my girl Sabrina Carpenter performing please please please taste and espresso here we go oh period [ __ ] also shout out to my baby Brett they did The Styling and creative direction for this uhoh you know what you know what okay here's the thing about please please please live okay let's talk about it let's talk about it can we talk about it real quick you know cuz it's not an easy song to sing and Sabrina be struggling sometimes now hold on hold on okay now Sabrina Carpenter is a hom girl in this household and no Sabrina Carpenter slander will be tolerated on this channel do you understand me now however Karma please please please live is any singer I don't care what singer I don't know if I don't care if if you're really really good at cuz Sabrina is a singer okay Sabrina sings their throat works really well okay and I'm pretty sure in multiple ways and then my makeup so nice that note woo yikes if you're not warmed up girl she will take you out girl so you know I understand baby I understand if it's just a little off a little shaky it's not your fault it's that song is just not easy to sing it's really just not head up with the all the as dos doing that Fab Fab absolutely Fab now wait wait wait I think I got a little carried away and upon further investigation of this footage I have to say I think I was blinded by fandom and amazement and standom because I really love this girl but as I watched this performance back and looking at the other performance we're going to talk about you know further in this in this call I have to say this performance was a little tired you know she looked glamored is O The Flossy flossy but I do feel like it was a little lackluster I'm kind of Yearning For more so even though she is Fab she looks Fab I've seen Sabrina perform better than this and I just had to intervene really quickly because I'm watching this back and I don't think it's fair to some other people on this call that I said like oh you know I wish I had more and I'm watching this and I'm like gagging but it's because I really love Sabrina so so to be all fair love you girl this performance is it's it's a little tired all right back to the call absolutely Fab love every piece of that that was a Bop that was a Bop that was cute that was old Hollywood for some some reason that gave me like a reference to Diamonds is a Girl's Best Friend by Mel Monroe or Madonna maybe Am I Wrong am I right something that was that not the clear reference maybe that's the reason why she wore the Bob Macky can we start the fact that she wore a vintage Bob Mackey can we highlight that is that cuz like do you know how iconic that is girl period like I said love being a white woman period as you should all right next let's go into Megan the stallions boa his and both a [ __ ] oh really you performed that are you trying to push that as the next single I mean okay I don't know I want to see how it is performed maybe I'll love it when it's performed but both Ain is wasn't really my favorite off the album if I had to be honest okay could have turned his mic on oh oh oh Tyler said hello y' feel me I am dancing to this I didn't mean to get caught dancing to this because like not Tyler said [ __ ] that Nikki feature needs to happen Okay okay listen she said girl this is cute but uhuh don't give me don't give me on camera camera doing this girl everybody calm down okay I got to make sure make sure girl Nikki knows how I live for her but I do live for Mega too but like everybody calm down no I'm just kidding I don't know why Tyler did that Tyler is also funny she's also a key Tyler is also people don't understand Tyler is actually hilarious so I think that's why I think she did that to be funny just I don't think it's I don't think you should read too much into it I'm sorry let me come on V cuz what I just what did I just say I just said girl my baby Megan was up there dancing she danced from the time her her number started to almost to the end of the performance she has danced through all three four main stages Mike is on okay on the Cadence breath control is crazy and she's still doing Coro when the camera's not even on her by the way camera not even own her at all still doing Coro full out and amping up her featured guest you could hear baby come on now we getting this we almost through we almost done we're in the last stretch of the performance W come on y'all let me hear that one more time Megan she said come on girl Megan said come on y'all [ __ ] I love good job Megan good job babes that was a good that was cute I did want I did expect more though I have to be honest with you you're the host of the show I don't know if the bmas didn't give her like a big budget to perform but like I have to be honest I did expect her to have like a lot more I did expect her to almost have as much as like Katy Perry would have like I don't know what Katy Perry's performance looks like but I'm going to assume ktie Katy Perry's cuz she's getting honored as getting the Vanguard award she's going to have a a nice big budget I'm not saying megga should have the same budget as Katy Perry because that wouldn't be fair that doesn't sound right you know for politics reasons but like you know what I am saying is I did expect a little bit more like maybe an outfit change or like some more prop sore I mean she had dancers she had the drums I don't know why I thought more Snake rebirth things I don't know something about that performance also seemed like it was lacking but like not Megan though Megan at it was something about the atmosphere the the set even something seemed bare something seemed like you know we're going to focus on the hosting part oh we do have to perform does that make sense like it seemed like performing was not an afterthought but like was on the priority list like it seemed like hosting was the priority make sure she good good hosting oh and she does need to perform so let's get that out the way but because Megan is a seasoned performer you know she could put together a show in like a day or two and make it work I'm sure not saying that's what happened but something about it seemed as though it was kind of last minute thought I don't know could even down like the dancers costumes looked a very little Amazon and then oh boy's mic is off you know what I mean like I do wish his mic was on but then again that could be because of language barriers and things I don't know I don't know good performance but just doesn't feel like woo VMA it feels like like that's not a VMA performance I will remember but since we are here on female hip hop let's get into gorilla huh let's do that all right let's see what's going on up in here all right everybody give it up for glorilla doing yeah glow and TGF oh my God it's my song period I wish Victoria could come out in Victoria eats that routine up girl I live everybody starting from this walkway yes this ponytail is everything oh glorilla absolutely Cubans I'm Cubans first of all hold on this arrangement for ylow the band is snapping who's the arrangement who did the arrangement the arrangement eat baby I'm sorry whoever did this arrangement for year glow whoever is your M who's your md shout out to the music director of glorilla whoever you are you eat sir or ma'am you do the or them you do you eat okay period let me tell you something D that caught my ear really well that just landed right in my eard drum I don't know who this dancer is I don't know who this dancer is to her right let me tell you something you eat though whoever that dancer is and if Sean did performance let me know who this dancer is Babe shout out to her that's called a professional that's oo I love a Dance artist I really love a Dance artist that is a professional that is a performer that be like girl I got this hold on you just keep doing what you got to do I got you and and the fact that she did it on the count catch that the dancer did it on the count she say he slide bra girl please eat and Still rocking yeah hey last course let's do it yes glow this is what I'm talking about a professional glow a professional glow you ate this performance you won for the night you won Fab absolute Fab absolutely Fab gorilla one I'm sorry the professionality she handled that Mal that that malfunction like a pro like she's been doing this for 13 years girl stop playing with gorilla gorilla is not girl I'm I'm a fan I'm a fan this performance made me a fan these are fresh tits by the way let's start there okay when you got fresh tits you can't feel okay the sensation I I don't know if her sensation is back or not I don't know but I just know when you first get them babies done ain't no sensation so she could have had a whole nip slip a whole Confunction and she wouldn't even known you know but the fact that she said we're going to do it like these and then she finished the Coro she didn't freeze up she didn't stumble a word she didn't like oh my God that baby was in that performance still that baby said still did the she won she won to me have to be honest I kind of enjoyed gorilla's performance more than Megan just putting it on a female hip-hop situation not saying like they need to be versus each other CU like they're friends and things so like calm down everybody calm down people in the back oh my God they're friends God dare you girl I'm just saying and the and the in the in the in the in the words of Megan music is a competition rap is a competition right then what I'm saying is Gorilla slid I'm not completely on the chaperon bus yet but like I'm on the street of chaperon like I didn't get on the bus like I'm not traveling with her yet but I'm on the I'm at the bus stop you know I mean like I did buy a ticket to the bus though I just ain't on the bus yet maybe this performance will put me on the bus though oh because oh I live for the theatrics come on this is the VMAs baby give me give me moments come on she's Fab and hold on can we talk about how she was cussing out the people at the VMAs and like I said I'm at the bus stop but let me tell you something bus stop is a place where buses stopped for passengers to get on and off the bus exactly so I'm I'm there right and and when I saw Chapel cuss out them people at the at the at the at the Red Carpet talking about some girl [ __ ] you actually girl you shut the [ __ ] up to the to the photographer and said not me [ __ ] I said yeah tell them girl and I want somebody I dare somebody to write an article cuz I don't like the let me tell you something I want to I want to take a Sidetrack before I get back into this I don't like okay I don't like how people are trying to write this Narrative of Chapel of she's ungrateful for what she is in life and she's this bitter mean Snappy girl no wait wait wait oh and how dare she canel tour dates for the VMAs girl what wait wait wait sha I got you stand behind me girl first of all the narrative that she's a [ __ ] or that she's that she's bitter and like she's Snappy can we stop doing that to women please can we stop doing that to women because let me tell you something if it was a white man or a man in general but I'm going say specifically a white man that got up there and did all that praise His Praises they will kiss his socks okay now because it's a woman right oh she's oh oo she's a little bit of a [ __ ] she should be I don't like that women should just automatically be nice because they're women or they should be like comforted because they're women girl please if y'all got me messed up up in here y'all got me messed up up in here period And I said what I said I'm still a sweetheart I'm still nice I'm very nice actually I'm actually very much of a sweetheart but baby let me tell you something you're not going to play with me on my time because I worked my ass off to get on this carpet period and you're going to respect me and I'm going to respect you too but you're going to respect me too you know what I'm saying when Chapel was out here like crying on you know Instagram and like how overwhelmed with Fame and everything baby she's going through a vacuum right now nobody else will ever experience this unless you hit the kind of Fame that she has quickly like this where just earlier this year her life was when she was at home playing with some spoons making a record or like late last year she was just playing some spoons playing some spoons is crazy but you know what I mean like just at home with her mama eating some cheesecake uploading songs on the internet and they doing all right but like it ain't crazy you know it's just doing what she needs to do she Mak her having fun making music and then next thing you know she's one of the biggest pop stars in the world that's a lot to go through and I need people to just give a little bit more empathy just a little bit more empathy please I think I think chaperon is handling this new rise to fame gracefully better than most because like what she's going through is nothing there's no book to study there is no you know shoulder to lean on besides the ones that came before you that's why I'm happy to see like my mother monster and like other you know Pop Star Legends giving her her comfort and and telling her like it's okay I got you first of all she cakey as hell am I am I and then she like well good luck well good luck no am I wrong or like a dragon with it came out and she slayed the dragon on I told you so I told you so and then take it out well good love and then like confetti comes out like red confetti I'm sorry I just you know me you know me I just I see the people fighting in the back though sing baby they all killed each other love love love love love love it I just wish it took it there I'm feeling like that a lot of about a lot of these performances though I just wish that like it's the VMAs y'all it's the VMAs right so I kind of just wish like good performance by the way once again once again there's not been a bad performance yet by the way there has not been a bad performance it's just not legendary to me I'm not seeing any legendary performances tonight where it's like oh wow yeah what a time you you just had to be there no I'm not getting none of that this year and you know we'll get to Katy Perry CU I'm G to let her close it out so hopefully she's getting the Vanguard award so she better be the one to take it but I wanted chaperon to have like this moment because she's also very very animated and like she is like the girl that does like the weird crazy things with her performances so I was expecting her to have like this moment where on that high note she either gets stabbed stab a dragon cut off behead a dragon something or she could be lifted up I don't know if a good performance the short choreography all that the entrance was amazing that was good that was good and because the entrance was amazing I was expecting more does that makes sense that's all I'm saying Chapel good job though I just once again I'm I find myself longing for more though all right I'm not looking forward to this all right cam kabo girl she performing godspeed in June Gloom couldn't tell you how them songs go couldn't tell you what they do she got a blonde wig on here we go you mind talk oh I knew that was a wig oh she looks pretty though is this a wig also and get in there and snatch her out of there is this the whole performance as good as you sound baby is this all you about to do she sounds amazing okay okay okay them just holding it girl them just holding these like objects in the back like just holding it at the window like girl about to break it but like nothing's happening I will [ __ ] you up you want to see me and she just going off in this box I just feel like ain't nothing else about to happen is this really it for real for like this can't be it Camila girl the performance almost over so I guess this is it it's not oh oh now what the laptop do to you that was a perfectly good MacBook could have used that somebody could have edited on that somebody could have had that as an intern what was the point of coming out now I mean oh the dancers y'all are all beautiful oh my goodness y'all are stunning especially her right here whoever this girl is oh you o the to to her left and her right eating my God y'all are gorgeous but the girl that's feeling it she said yeah as you should as you should I live for you is that it girl that was a chop cam you could have stayed at home I a I ain't going to hold you I ain't going I ain't even G to hold you and I even trying to say that cuz cam you know I don't live you like that girl but you could stay at home you could have stayed at home no shade and no sh if she's perform where is take mcra oh her new song come out that's why it didn't come out yet damn cuz T mcra could have had her spot and I could have that that that would have been y'all could have had Chloe Chloe had a new album come out Chloe could have did a performance tonight if y'all was gon to have her do her performance of these two songs that I was about say nobody knows I'm sure some people know some people know this I'm sure it's probably her top streaming song and I just don't know about it because I don't listen to Camila but like if y'all could y' was G to let her perform y'all could have let Chloe perform Camila could have stayed at home Camila could have stayed at home as good as she sounded that was boring last but not least let's take it home with my girl Katy Perry she's doing Roar ET I kiss a girl I'm his He's Mine featuring DOI doi's on this performance I have to watch let's do it oh DOI I love this for you friend okay all right here we go let's get into this gig is Katy P about to save the night is Katy P about to save the night yes ma'am you know what I will say about this performance that I love too and I think that we're finally getting and I think why I'm finally warming up to it is because Katy Perry this is like you putting together what we love about Katy Perry in the past and what we want from Katy Perry in the future and you're com you're finally connecting the dots Katie Perry has finally connected the dots and that's why I like this I feel like we're building the world of 143 first of all finally like I feel like I'm finally seeing the world of 143 and not just Woman's World and like lackluster pop music like uninspired pop music I'm not just getting that cuz even what's that four live song it's very uninspired very it's like girl girl you could anybody could have made this like you're Katy Perry stop playing like be the legend that you are no shade and I know that Katy Perry is getting a lot of hate and a lot of like it's fun to pile on Katy Perry but we have to realize Katy Perry's Legend okay and even I be like Katy Perry girl what because that award that she won of most iconic VMA performance for her Roar performance which is crazy which like if we look at this performance this is already [ __ ] on anything of that per I don't even know how that performance looks but like clearly MTV gave her that W because she's the Honore tonight no shade or her label paid for it no shade because the Press we need the press for this album no shade Katie I think this performance is waking the girls up because this is now combining the old Katie with the new Katie of what we wanted from the new Kati and evolution right where it's still camp but it's like evolved and she's like a new she's not a new girl but like just an evolved girl when it comes to this and I love it Catherine and Hudson absolutely absolutely combine the new world with this one girl period hello where is it all right cute performance I mean best performance of the night honestly Katie saved the night if I had to be honest in my humble opinion Katie had the best performance of the night that intro that whole first half of the performance was the best show of the entire night all right that was the VMAs y'all there some other performances I really don't care about but I'm sure you guys do go watch it go have your go get your live these performers I cared about okay let me know in the comments belam tired ass Army if you guys live for the VMAs this year it was kind of like okay the VMAs to me 2024 kind of came and left in my opinion I think Katy P had the best performance I think Sabrina did a bombass job Katy Per also say you know careers that last over a decade is no accident okay girl we get it you're legendary we we love you girl we love you I think chaperon did an amazing job I think Megan did a really good job as a host like the old to Beyonce the old to Britney Spears like I really loved Megan as a host but I I knew she was going to do a good job though I knew Megan was G do job I mean Megan has a bombass personality so I was notp I'm not surprised that she did a good job as a host no shade I know some of you guys are asking me I can feel it in the back of my head Nikki or Megan's hosting I think I like both if I had to be honest I think I like both for different reasons though and I'm not even trying to say that to be like nice or political cuz like you know I would say yes or no to either one but I like facets of each host so to be honest either one of them could do it again and I'll be fine like Nikki to me on a mic is unpredictable I don't know where she's going to go with this I don't know what she's going to do I don't know what she got up her sleeve you know Nikki can you know she could pull some out her ass like yeah oh oh that wasn't on the script you know what I mean and I think Megan could too but like I like that Megan stays on cute but yet has a little bit of fun but stays on script you know what I mean like I like it I like it I like both of those their their hostings I'm not mad at either one one to be honest all right tius Army I love you picking up my call as always like I said you can go call me over the tius patreon and watch this and fool okay all right tius Army I love y'all for picking up my call as always and I will call y'all back real soon bye Army