Rings of Power Season 2 Premiere - Angry Review

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let me see if I can find it uh I love Joe's AJ's Evolution through rings of Power episode one it's kind of cool give it a chance episode two it's not that bad it could get better episode three they're doing some really weird things I don't really like it episode four okay I'm starting to get a little annoyed they can still fix it though episode 5 this is getting upsetting why are they doing this episode 6 that's really starting to piss me off they're rooting this and everyone episode Z I [ __ ] hate this episode 8 Super SA and Angry Joe so that was my arc through uh season one I I so no one can say that I didn't give season one a chance cuz I was way more positive on it than you guys were granted Alex saw the train wreck coming you know a lot quicker and sooner more familiar with the lore and the books Joe not having familiarity with the books for what it was just saw for what it was boring boring and that was one of the worst things about the uh last year or two years ago we had a two episode premiere this year we have a three episode premiere maybe because last time it was you know kind of boring and and a little slow to start but how many is it going to be somewhat optimistic there's eight episodes 40 there might be 40 in the end because I would assume they want five seasons Eight Episodes per per season maybe um here we go again oh [ __ ] and I'm wearing the shirt uh you know this metal band go look them up and you know uh I used to like newans yeah I used to too I mean because of the band because of the lore num manorian Contin so okay let me start with this hey the opening scene I actually liked right so episode one so we let me let's give our review we're going to give you kind of a general uh opinion on the three episode premere PR and then in the breakdown in the spoiler section we'll go and break down each individual episode and give each individual episode a score uh but I can say that the series uh season 2 opened um surprisingly I really enjoyed this scene of Sauron uh you know giving this evil speech to the Orcs trying to convince them to follow him the dark lord and I was looking at all the actors doing so I just saw actors in you know makeup and stuff because this Series has knocked me completely out of their immersion and I was like the these [ __ ] are just they're acting all like hissing at him they ain't going to do [ __ ] they're just going to follow him and then they don't follow him the [ __ ] stab his ass and surprised me and I was like okay that's a good way to try to get me back in to like immerse me in this world make it unpredictable make it interesting and then the whole thing with saon who essentially becomes black ooze and slime and that's actually in the lore if you read it uh you know they refer to him as kind of a slime at one point and uh a slime ball a slime ball yeah and uh it was fascinating good effects kind of like you know tentacles and evil it was great and so I was like okay cool we get an explanation for the rebirth uh of saon in as how brand and how that connected into the season 1 and meeting gadriel and then I remembered what happened everything after that which took a turn for the worse um and that's basically how these first three episodes went um I kind of enjoyed the first episode a little little high on it thought okay maybe they did listen to all the feedback and stuff but I suspect that season 2 was already written and started to be filmed while they were getting season one feedback so they didn't really have time to course correct or really introduce many of that that's probably not until season 3 until they can do that so while it was somewhat a good episode opening oh two was just it started to show signs uh episodes one's pacing great and I was like okay maybe they fix that by episode 3 I was so [ __ ] bored the pacing had completely Fallen apart the the all the dumb stupid plot elements came back the new manorian are dumb as [ __ ] uh you know and the writing is just not strong enough and fascinating enough as compared to tolken or Peter Jackson or really anything uh to to hold it up and so it made a very uh you know steep dip and by episode three I'm like oh [ __ ] if it gets worse than this we're right back to where we were and that's and and according to me season 1's Arc is pretty much some with a little bit of an arc cuz like there was a battle we got a little battle we got some impressive visuals and I guess that's what I'll say about season 2 what I could say is that the visuals continue to impress some of the practical sense some of the CGI is good and and in that sense they're doing it right but the rest of the stuff the actual story and the dialogue and the subplots let me say worst subplot uh you know just not I'm already feeling like these are going to be not very interesting subplots hilariously killed characters off screen we have to recast major roles because actors are like yeah I'm out of here I got to pursue other roles why uh cuz I want to pursue other roles I still don't understand why he left but no I do understand why he left so that's my take on it um and I want to hear from Alex cuz last season people wanted to hear from Alex tremendously let's hear from Alex who um you know is very familiar with the lore what did you think of this uh Premiere I like like you I think that they started off really strong I after watching it it's like if they had only done a one episode premiere I can actually see people actually being really excited about this um because I think Charlie Vickers the guy who plays Sauron he's a really good actor yes I think he does he does a like I think the material that he's given has been real piss poor for a long period of time he's never been the weakness of the show and I think he got a time to kind of shine here because there's some really interesting stuff that happens um but immediately after we get into that where we kind of connect these things back up to reality from like the the last season and we're kind of rring up old stuff I think the show just kind of falls apart now what disappoints me so much is I get that they want to do their own thing I get that there's things that the the token estate won't let them do the problem is the stuff that they're ski over the stuff that already is laid down there is so much so much better than what we're getting and then they want to do the Game of Thrones thing because that's what this show was created because we want our own Game of Thrones uh what [ __ ] what books can we do and they're like oh the second you know we'll just do uh the second age and it'll be great and so they want to do all of these different subplots they want different storylines they want to be able to bounce back and forth and that even didn't work in Game of Thrones at certain parts because there are certain plot lines that are just not interesting or not important or they're both not interesting and not important and you just want to get back to some of the better stuff that's happening stuff that's really driving things forward and I think that this has all of the problems where you have people who don't know or don't care or don't have access to the right part of the lore and they they're writing boring ass [ __ ] that is their own stuff I I was so bored in episode 3 it is so so bad and it's like the new manorian are supposed to be really it's almost like a different show show from episode one it's just so right yeah it it's pretty wild and so I was uh I was hopeful at the beginning you know I kind of sat down and you I'm driving I'm driving from my my place to here it's like 35 minute drive and I had the radio off and I'm just sitting there with my own thoughts and I'm just like I have to be able to give this a shot like this is such a long period of time I you know this is my as much as you know this is my job and so it's like I sit and I want to give this show a be shake and just see if I can enjoy it because I actually did spend quite a bit of time reading glowing reviews of people who had watched it and people talking about how much they love this I think some reviewers got all Eight Episodes I think IGN got all Eight Episodes they didn't like it but apparently Empire said it's one of the best things I've ever seen wa IG didn't like it no they didn't they love the first season we hated the first season they love the first season and if they don't love the second season yeah the the reviews been pretty in for some [ __ ] some places said that it was the the best television they've ever seen some of the best fantasy ever I'm like okay look I want to go in this Blank Slate maybe they've learned maybe some cool stuff is happening because there is really like the sacking of Aon is really cool like the fact that he was able to say his name is anatar it's like cool maybe we are finally realizing maybe the tolken EST State looked at it went wow you really [ __ ] up we're going to loosen our grasp on some of these names and some of these battles and some of these actually don't think that the restrictions from the estate explain this I feel like Amazon is [ __ ] it up I agree I agree with that and that's like a weak excuse not you use but other people use that that you know has has caught fire I don't think that's it yeah so I was hoping that maybe that you know try that's a way to explain it away and maybe we're going to get back on track because you know what I would love if Amazon ultimately pulls this out if they actually make something that that we get a second age thing where we get to see an amazing sacking of aan we get the next season we get the new manorian pulling up on shore beating the [ __ ] out of Sauron dragging his ass to prison and then we get to see him plotting from a prison cell and like tricking you're jumping ahead to season three and four the books were written so [ __ ] long ago that it's like look it's also spoil so it's like if there's there's so many cool things that I would love to see done Justice on you know we're watching it on a big screen I would love to see it you know I want to feel the music Howard Shore has amazing themes that he wrote for this stuff so it's like I do want to be a fan of this they're just preventing me because they do not have the talent to do what what needs to be done at this point maybe towards the end the person that they've got for Action cuz you know some of the clips we've seen for the action scenes look competent enough it's very very dark but like maybe that stuff will be cool but as of right now this ain't [ __ ] it I was I went in I want to give you a blank slate and immediately like you said there's a poop stain on it and he's like there's just a stain there's a stain from the previous season and every time they're like Theo shows up on screen I'm like a [ __ ] I hate Theo [ __ ] and then you you flip it around and there's a poop stain it smells it stinks but then we pull it back okay that might be all right no what the [ __ ] is that there's always that stain there it's like I don't like a sealer I think he's bad I think Theo is bad and you know there's just so many story lines I don't I don't like so I gave it as the best shot I possibly could as someone who like loves this stuff and I just don't think they're doing a very good job Joe uh do do you agree with Alex I pretty much agree with you guys uh I was in it like in the beginning I love the visuals it's so good and just like hearing the music kind of takes me back if like we we stuck to like the main plots with Sauron and the Rings and everything it could be [ __ ] amazing and do the battles but then you get pulled away right the [ __ ] heart foots are back they're [ __ ] back and you were like well at least it's one I said at least there's only one the other one they're multiplying Joe they're M God this is so [ __ ] stupid then we get Slim Shady back like these character yeah and then we getting then we start getting some love stories that like characters we don't really care about it's just like yeah I see them setting up a love story between between aor and oh no it's two there's two love stories what I'm saying what the [ __ ] is it yeah and like I don't really care about these characters I want to see like cool stuff like the action and more of Mordor and what's going on with that uh and obviously the battles cost money though they're doing a great job they're actually spending the money well with the scenes and everything I like that but again uh as soon as we Sidetrack to something else I just I don't care I get bored and like you said on uh season 3 the political stuff is not as good as [ __ ] game of Dr it's not as good as [ __ ] house of dragons n it just it's not there and I it's all like contrived and stupid decisions made by people making smart people making stupid decisions and it just it's very frustrating it is so like uh yeah I W I wanted it to be better yeah I mean we all want it to be better yeah cuz we have to watch it but again like after season 3 I'm I'm not looking forward to the next one okay and yeah so I agree with both of you and I as I said before it starts good drops off hard and then I'm not going to hear any excuses oh the estate restricted them from saying this or doing this when I watched episode three that was all Amazon dropping the ball with the new manorian and uh it's hilarious cuz there's an after the action episode with Felicia Day which attempts to explain everything and it just makes it worse honestly like sultry tones Joe and they all laughing yeah she said sultry tones like 40 times it's like so fun stop and the actors are all pretending that they are their characters and so they still have grudges against each other just stop because the there is no tension there's no emotion there's a a death scene they just kill off bronwin and and she dies off screen and then the music is swelling and I'm like am I supposed to you know feel emotion here and I turn over I look at other Joe and other Joe's crying and I said wow Joe why are you crying and Joe said it's because we still got 30 more minutes of [Laughter] this got him set it up I set it up perfect but we actually did get one amazing thing what where the stranger is lost and then it's true it's true O's got a stranger is lost he's like hey he like I'm going use this line I am It's [ __ ] amazing uh nor is like oh my God we're going in circles I've seen these trees before it's like you guys are lost he's like oh this land must be cursed it's like no you're [ __ ] lost evil Upon This Land evil you're lost aren't you no there seems to be an evil Upon This land so now when Joe's driving Joe are you lost of course not there is an evil cast Upon This Land cuz he get lot I do and it's [ __ ] perfect I like I love this yeah so it's good that you mentioned that part uh the the harfoot so we get one which multiplies in two poppy shows up I'm like did poppy in season one imply that she was going to go follow them you know I don't believe that she found them cuz they're pretty much already in Rune by then but she manages to find them and now we and they're being spied upon now I feel like this is going nowhere has no purpose this was The Hobbit gandal thing to get people to watch and and at least it's not as bad as the original harfoot leaving nobody behind and then they leave everybody behind and I [ __ ] hate them leave it behind [ __ ] him and remember when they all laughed when that guy got killed by bees yeah and now they were so vicious to each other yes [ __ ] the harfoot so I'm glad that we only have to deal with two for now next episode and I do like how the stranger has full dialogue now he can talk so it adds a new Dynamic and you can tell they're trying to do the woohoo hopeful you know and they're going through adventures together we almost di we're drinking water trying to give that that that tolken hope and that that Peter Jackson side of things but it's not bad but I'm I'm wondering is it going anywhere now I have a theory and it this has the potential to either go oh okay I I respect that and I think that's interesting or you can [ __ ] it up go memberberries and Nostalgia bait and completely destroy things and I wonder which way they're going and if it's Amazon I'm going to think that they're going to [ __ ] it up they're already teasing with certain lines in it that the stranger is Gandalf I mean how much more obvious can you get than oh he's uncontrollable he needs a Gand a what I don't know my name but if I hear it I will know seconds before he goes hey we need a Gand and then the lady's like oh we need to oh I can do this short cover we can cut it in [Music] half I'm like really I at first I was like why'd she put emphasis on half and then later on they say Gand and I'm like Gand dos Gand half I like what is happening you'll hear your name you'll know your name when you hear it oh my God it's not as if the series is going to go Blue Wizard and he's going to go Blue wizard yeah that's my name so that's what I'm saying I want this to be a story and they introduce big bushy beard guy with the eyebrows not sour man not sour not sour man or younger not sour man cuz he's still got black in his beard but when he gets old it's pretty close could P anyone else I hope to God that they're not doing this is Gandalf and this is s man right a sour man as according to Joe I want it to be the blue Wizards cuz at the very least I could be like hey this is a somewhat story that explains the story of the blue Wizards and what happened when they went to Rome because we don't get that in the actual token lore we don't get much on run we don't get much why where are the other you know uh powerful Wizards cuz a few came before and and they just never factored into these huge battles it would be really awesome to me if you have what tolken was kind of thinking you could either go bad as one of these isor or what are the the powerful guys called um they have their own name the Maya or the ishar the May Ishtar yeah the Ishtar so you know you you can be a bad ishar and then have these Cults follow you and worship you as a God or you can be a good guy like the stranger and I think these two maybe could be blue wizards and by the end of the series boom they cancel each other out he has to make a a noble sacrifice the stranger to take out the other blue Wizard and his plans to to [ __ ] [ __ ] up and they cancel each other and that and this is a story of that and to me that would enrich in the lore that would give explanation that would be right but you know they're going to go the [ __ ] corporate angle The Nostalgia Berry angle the hey here's gandall before Gand off here son before Sauron even though it would just completely ruin those characters more people in it's like well not everyone knows that they know these characters so nobody knows who the blue Wizards are are your average you know I don't know sority guy and chick you know in college watching Lord of the Rings let's they do know about o how brand and Galadriel having some sort of toxic relationship and if she ever sees him again she doesn't know what ev's not gone it is here yeah in one of the Recaps uh you know she goes the Evil's gone and she's like then why is it not gone from here and I'm like it just reminded the the bad the bad riding and Joe's like cuz you evil [ __ ] I was like yeah cuz she is kind of a mean [ __ ] all throughout season one she's an [ __ ] why is it not G from ears cuz you need therapy [ __ ] um and yeah you got to do a toxic relationship with the Dark Lord I'm like oh my God what is Amazon sh that's what they did that's what they did she's still in love with so now I'm going to call it galab brand you know this kind of relationship um okay so that's kind of uh you know our overall thoughts on the premiere why don't we go ahead and uh we give a Premiere rating um let's just jump into individual ratings into our in our episode uh I'll say surprising first episode somewhat solid we'll give you a rating there and then it just drops off hard from there getting worse and worse in my opinion and uh I am not looking forward to the rest of the five episodes we do get a tease at the rest of the five episodes more to come the ANS awaken oh okay really and then the monster there's multiple monsters of the week which makes it seem like Witcher and then uh Felicia Day each week they'll talk to the cast and crew and I hope there's some juicy bits there where they try to justify some of the stupidest writing ever because that's what they did with the eagle and we'll talk about how ridiculous the eagle moment was and the most I can say at least from this in anticipation is this is not tolken this is fanfiction and sometimes fanfiction can have good parts to it can sometimes hit on the right themes that the original author was trying to hit on but most of the time it's just real cringe and and sometimes it and it doesn't work out and that's what I an that's what season one was and that's what I anticipate season 2 being so uh if you want to remember our season one rating I rated in an overall two out of 10 uh and yeah it's it was one of the alltime bad things see but we started off positive episode one at least me I think the boys across the board had one to two points lower so episode one was six out and sometimes they agreed and they raised their scores to equal mind so episode one was six episode 2 7 episode 3 6 this is when I was kind of still hopeful four it starts to drop I'm like five and then four was five out of 10 episode 5 was three out of 10 that's when I was done and then we get the big battle the big payoff the volcano all that stuff that went back up to seven probably episode 6 is probably the best episode within season 1 then it just went to [ __ ] episode 7 three out of 10 episode 8 2 out of 10 now that overall that average is like 4.6 but you know when you when you have the template there for you if this was in its own original series and in the unique Universe fine you know you can maybe get a four Point whatever five or six but this is tolken and so we were really really pissed with that and so that's why you ended up with a two out of 10 so let's give uh let's go into um individual episode ratings Now with an episode uh breakdown um okay we'll see you there hey guys welcome to the breakdown uh so episode one um let's go ahead and put the ratings out in front what would you rate episode one Joe I would give it six uh I like it and like again I like the visuals and the music I was like okay maybe do some cool stuff and then the orc scene I was like okay these Orcs mean business that's pretty cool and then just seeing him transform and then just kill people that was pretty cool and then the elves and El Elrod trying to escape with the Rings and yeah all that I think enriches the lore by explaining that you know Sauron doesn't have control of all of the Orcs yet and when he tries to get control and you want to make each individual orc Beast intimidating and like so much more threatening than a human and their decision making and stuff I wouldn't just immediately believe that they're like yeah we're going to follow this guy when they've been following their father the whole [ __ ] time and that's exactly what we got I think that's a standout scene the the whole yeah that's what it's like uh stick with the Sauron and the Rings you got a great show but in between you got terrible stuff The Stranger and Nori and the new uh Adventures they get yeah so wasn't bad it definitely held back the episode it did but again cuz we have to continue with their story doing unfort um yeah I I think that number episode one was really held up uh by that that initial scene so I think I'm going to go with maybe uh maybe a five um I think it's average and that is like for this is on a different scale like don't compare it to like anything on like Game of Thrones I think that this still is an episode that kind of pisses me off Gandalf and or the stranger and noring completely and totally feels unrelated and based on anything that I've ever read is completely and totally unrelated to everything that's happening and so every time that we go to over there it's like there is no [ __ ] point for me being here other than they think that the audience is stupid Amazon put that in there because they think that you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what he's there for if Gandalf and the hobbits weren't in this the you know they're like well what are the [ __ ] dumb people nobody's going to watch it if [ __ ] Hobbits aren't in it it's so it's like well what what point are they going to serve in this it's like we don't know yet I have no idea how they're going to link this back together cuz they don't you know how they're going to do it that's why I had the theory I was like please let it be an explanation for the blue Wizards that sadly we never got yeah but why they we're going to throw Tom Bombadil out in the desert it's like [ __ ] why are we throwing Tom Bombadil out in the desert oh we're that might the river Hobbits are now desert Hobbits and they're like why are we doing any of this stuff because they think you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] and so anytime those scenes are in the in the show it drags everything so far down and so it's like well I did appreciate that that's where all of the five points are coming from is that and anything actually I think that that scene is probably better than a five by by far it's just being dragged down by the poop that's attached I agree Charlie Vickers performance held this up anytime it's focused on Charlie Vickers we we're doing well [ __ ] and then we have so many other subplots that don't work not compelling not interesting actors are trying their best but the material is just not there and sometimes the acting's not even up to par either so uh but um I'm going to go six out of 10 as well uh and uh we forgot to mention the DAR replacement so I thought the you know cuz the previous actor who Adar was one of the highlights of season one and how brand was mostly in the background used as a mystery box and he did all right um you know we've seen now Charlie Vickers can take over that and and you know be comp in unfortunately it doesn't look like they're going to continue to focus on him cuz they have all this other [ __ ] um and AD dar's replacement did okay you know he looks similar but um from what I've read he has a reduced role so perhaps that's why the previous actor was like okay well if I'm really only going to be in the beginning and not much else then I guess I'll I'll bow out I don't know or maybe he just saw the disaster that was season one and had didn't want anything to do with it uh but yeah so I am compelled by Adar and uh Sauron especially this getting [ __ ] killed betrayed rejected but and this slime rebirth uh into how brand was really cool um initially I had it as high as a seven but I think the rest of it kind of uh thinking that too brought it down why well it's um a lot of the there's no repercussion for anything that happened and the galadriel's actions and how she [ __ ] hit everything and acted like an idiot and then [ __ ] elron here betraying the king in this episode and then by it's like it's just all forgiven and stuff it's like okay it and this whole trumped up kind of conflict between these two it's just not compelling to me like oh I'm mad at you and I'm mad at you too and the opening scene where she's all try to grab his pouch of the Rings get me the rings on their 4 day horse ride between the two places just put the instead of having it on your goddamn waist put it in your [ __ ] shirt or on the other side or on the other side quit reaching from my rings [ __ ] my pouch God damn it yeah she she's it's the classic thing where she got bit by a zombie and refuses to tell anyone and like she so the king's like hey stop lying to me he's like fine the dude I was in love with turns out was Sauron it's like and even went as he turned around and walked away because of how so yall are responsible for you know the the rise of [ __ ] and you help them along okay you're now in command of chasing him down and uh putting you and and I'll give you five Warriors to go and what there's only seven elves that live in this area or something the [ __ ] are you talking about you got to put him down and put him down fast and and with with uh conviction but I don't know so it's it's it's dumb uh I think in the first episode we did get San San introduced love this guy this actor I think looks good appropriate got a beard elves don't normally have beards but the reason why he has a beard out he's super [ __ ] old like from like the first time where elves came to be and like you get super maybe that's just your thing you're your third lifetime your beardow in and it's a nice one yeah and then we go to the Haro foots which the ruin so I'm I'm hoping like this could be a disaster could be all for nothing and that's where I'm thinking it if it does if you do have the gumption and the courage and the conviction to do blue Wizards and and yeah the audience doesn't know who those are and may not care as much as if it was time I [ __ ] knew it I love it you know I if they don't mind not pleasing those kind of vapid Airhead idiots and actually enrich in the lore and provide a reason for this series to Exist by giving us okay so more of these [ __ ] Celestial beings are are on Middle Earth and and they too kind of go through moral conundrums and and do I am I good he's I am good remember the excellent writing from season 1 and and so he chooses a path of good because he met these hard foots while while as this other blue wizard landed over here in run and and started to be worship and so he's like I will take power and these two May clash in the F that's interesting to me not hey you remember from the movies the two wizards and one was going who W and maybe they'll do that scene again and I'm like please don't do please don't have a it's a prequel battle to when they find in the Peter Jackson films they have the break dancing a oh yeah uh so yeah so that's why we go with a two out of 10 there uh so well I'm like okay we were very concerned how the [ __ ] doing the Rings out of order is stupid as [ __ ] I hate it yes I still hate this change they try to explain some of it here I'm sure they're going to continue to explain it you'll never explain it fully to me there was no reason for it you could still do it the other way but you're like I'm better than you I can do it better and so they they did it out of order and so well remember Joe Middle Earth has not seen the light of valanor in many years and so the only thing on Earth that does is me and me is not all over the goddamn placees like it's supposed to it's super rare and only through the this thing they just created a bunch of lore that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense that completely goes against all common sense and original stuff and so that's why they had to do it out of order because they dug their own stupidity hole and that's where they had to find their way out of it and so how they find their way out of it well uh they basically say okay they have a meeting with the King and and it is revealed don't say that oh she said it oh [ __ ] you know oh yeah and it's like well you fell in love with Sauron and and helped him [ __ ] he has rings they fell in love Crim elriel was like well you [ __ ] up with the mythal or something and I was like these are not equal things Ron's like you almost had sex with Satan uh I didn't get enough Rock uh not the same the same not and she's over here like she's right I'm like Jesus Christ so they they they resolved to send a message right away to uh uh the celebr boore that uh Hal brand is evil he is soromon do not let him do not hang out with him right so stupid don't treat with him and they send one messenger cuz we we see one messenger just one night like the most important message in all of Middle Earth to prevent you know uh deception since he was already deceived because the show decided no we got to put him in there already so he's already been deceived it's been revealed that he's already been deceived he might be deceived again because he doesn't know so we have to go and tell him yeah send one guy Joe but to be fair Joe it was two guys and like I said earlier there's only seven elves in all of Middle Earth that's why they keep having they s 33% of their Force yeah that's a lot man lot committed a lot to that message so of course that guy dies and then we'll talk about it in in future episodes but uh eventually uh galadriel's position is these rings are good uh and his he I just know it I just know it that he has not influenced them and elron are like are you stupid [ __ ] it's like this [ __ ] made the Rings I don't care we have we need nothing to do with it let's find another way well they ignore Elon and they put uh it falls down on her or actually he does run away with them he jumps off the cliff goes to San that's how they bring him in in the show then later on he tries to drop it in the water and a wave hits him who the SE the sea the SE like nah bro don't do that do it so but but in the story The the Elven rings are legitimately powerful they do legitimately help the elves stay to fight and give good Powers but unfortunately they are subject to the One Ring win eventually and that's why the elves well I don't know if it was ever really shown that they would be fully corrupted but they were just worried so they didn't they they don't use their they don't P their rings off yeah they don't use their rings when uh they know that s has his when he's active yeah and when he when he you know gets ghostified then they they put theirs back on now I like the I really love the change that the only reason that this this teenage idiot that's actually a couple thousand years old gets gets a ring is because he's got butter fingers and he dropped it and it just happened to land in front of her and that's why she puts it on I just if like some other idiot in the crow roll over stupid how did she I was like oh this going to be an interesting moment how she puts the ring potentially crafted by her extoxic boyfriend you know but they didn't do it it fell on the ground and she picked it up and she goes if you drop your wallet I'm going to put it in my pocket it's like mine now yeah it's mine nobody says anything okay cool uh but when by putting on the Rings it does bring back life to the Elven tree and and then Elon elron delon's pouting and he's like well I can clearly see it does help still [ __ ] off yeah he was pouting and then the high King Gil glad that that actor I think he he didn't do a very good job this episode his I think he did very poorly can I change my score to a four no this episode does give Clarity to all the mess and the little bit of out of orderedness of season one they try to but when you write yourself in the corner and then write yourself out I don't know how much I can I can do for you there um and yeah and that's um that's it and then um yep oh one more thing I liked uh I like that they showed that Sauron does have power over the sea monsters that's something that they actually bring up later on in some of the in the books we like how can we can't just throw this in the sea and they're like we wouldn't want to do that because saon has control over some evil things down there and he' just get him back so uh oh uh poppy does show up in this episode helping out and figuring out the path to go better into are you sure that's the second one I think it was right at the end right cuz then she asked her like why are you looking like that have you been here before and he goes only in dreams and then that's when it's shown that they're they're being stalked and looked at and then and it was a really bad day to night filter it may have been episode two but but let's just say it was episode one for for the purposes so six out of 10 um yeah so is this correct H Alex with the with the lore about the Rings nothing is correct so the naria the ring of fire na the ring business yep na business adamant and vill Villa V the Ring of air yeah so narya was first worn by Gil galad who I guess he does it and then then he gives it to right uh and then it was lastly worn by Gandalf yep that was the ring of fire Gil gallad also initially owned the Ring of air uh before Elon inherited it after the former's death So elron eventually will get the ring that uh the high King has and then Nya only worn by Galadriel because it fell uh at her feet at her feet and she picked it up and it's like oo shiny if it's a 3 second rule if it's been on you know the ground mine mine mine mine yeah they're doing gilgalad dirty cuz uh he's like a super [ __ ] crazy badass warrior with like this super ultra legendary Spear and he like practic is's like one V oneing saon at his highest power and it's it's closer than you'd think but in this show he's just a giant [ __ ] and the actor I don't think he doing a good job I just want to [ __ ] on him again cuz I didn't think you do yeah I also want to [ __ ] on the fact that they're doing this all out of order because the three these cool R Rings they were named after the three elements fire water and air and they were the last to be made before Sauron solo creation of the one ring right um although cmore forged the three rings alone in secret in in uh Aron uh and but they were you molded by sauron's Craft and therefore bound to the ring um and that's because you know in the show Cel brimo doesn't understand understand metalurgy he's a he's a crafter and he makes metal things but he doesn't understand metal how to work with metal but howand tells him what if what if you combine two two metals what do you want me to do what never heard of such a thing all right episode two um I don't know if this has a a a a a name but but we've where the stars are strange episode two I probably going to give this one a four uh this is where the stranger and the Heart foots come together they're Poppy and them they start on their adventure and then we get sourman and not sour man and Eminem's back in this one so they're like hey follow these people and then we get those evil PE the evil men what are they called I forgot who they the easterlings the easterlings they find them by the well and then they attack yeah so we get a tornado scene uh yeah and we get a dwarves recap so uh I go ahead with your rating Alex I I'm looking through just to make sure that I've got all the things so I'm giving it appropriate um I we'll talk about episode two and three a little bit before before we give our ratings but Jo gave his so let's give yours um yeah I just want because the there I don't one's worse than the other I'm just making sure that all the bad things are in the one I think it is uh I think it's the three uh so this is a dwarf recap yeah the I like we jump into it now Kaza Doom she loves her husband okay uh and she's like talk to your father I like this actress I like this character the wife of Duran and I believe these scenes and they're good uh and then gadreel has a hen hentai Vision with did tentacles killing um cmore and War and he does the war warning and he's talking about all the One Ring that combine them all I think and then the high King won't send her to go and warn this person who just died because she had already been affected and she's like I alone can slay him and then he's like I don't trust you and she's like yeah I don't trust me neither you know and then she's got this toxic relationship and and she got to go with Elrod right now Adriel I don't want to go with you I'm Rand you so the uh but but then uh but he does eventually go with her because he's convinced by S seran um and then we do see the big bearded Wizard and Rune with moths and this thinging goes on forever with these moths I'm not impressed with your moths not impressed with your blood magic but it's it's all basically to bring back uh mini boss [ __ ] Eminem from the previous one and then she gives her reports so that's why she was in season 1 check things out she tells hey s s uh saon his back he's taking different forms and he's okay so the players are doing this and that so it's like who is this guy is he um you know one of the Wizards is he just a powerful person in Rune uh you know the king of Rune no he's not by the way but yeah so uh we we have this guy who now knows about the stranger and the harf foots and then this other dude comes in like an easterling MA you know masked guy is like I'll kill him he's like how you going to kill him he's like I'll kill the Haro foots that'll make him surrender I perked right up and I was like oh got Do It Best Char he's trying to help the audience here yeah like how are you going to deal with the stranger they didn't think about that yeah and he was like I just kill the haroot they are more powerful than you and they failed yeah and he does fail because they go over there at the same time we have this water scene it's supposed to be harf because they're having an a moment together these three but then uh the the uh well they accidentally uh let the Rope slip which rings the bell so they know exactly where they're at they show up and the stranger creates a tornado and and he gets the staff because we had to talk about the whole Gand all like she's like he's like I don't know my name and she goes you'll know your name when you hear it uh oh my God I found a way to go to break our thing down in half and then oh uh your your powers are out of control you need a Gand Gand Gand Gandalf oh gandaf gandaf te uh cool and there but then that's when they show up so he uses the staff and I'm like that don't look like Gandalf staff so he's someone else but then when he creates the tornado and tries to stop it the staff dissipates and he can't stop it he's still out of control can't stop won't stop yeah he's like you sh oh [ __ ] nice call back show that's why we have Jo here you CH oh [ __ ] then he flies off into the tornado and the haroot so do they the haroot is like yes yeah um so and we go back to uh the dwarves they talk about how to fix their issues then we have the screaming lady scene where they to try to create new holes because there's cave-ins which took all the Sun out and they can't make the crops unless they go to the surface uh but he's not talking to his father father right now father's not talking to him right now and that's a whole subplot because of their pride and stuff and she's the voice of reason and I like her but the B roog is awake no balog it's awake season one it's not supposed to be awake he's awake you saw in season one I saw that's season one I don't know why they tease that and then they're not going to do anything see it's just visual diarrhea to get people excited to trick you in uh so then in anger but why should it be me that apologizes first I like EA you know if you want to tr if you want to show TR true strength summon your son to you durren can do a bit of good uh by advising his father and she's making that point and so I think so then I was like oh man there's going to be a payoff and the the dad is going to forgive the son and stuff and when that scene finally comes which I think is in the next episode we'll wait um yeah gadriel asks Elon to go with her uh who to sell a brim Brer whose messages have not been received she's worried that uh but she is still worried that how brand will influence her where is her husband telep porno where is her husband his name is not Tel porno what is his name t porno what is his name t porno that is not her husband's name torno what where are you getting that celorn is the celorn also known as torno what look up T torno I'm not looking it up no don't do it on your look up tno don't do it s and then s next scene Saran shaving his beard and me and Alex instinctively go no yeah good things happen when a show grows a beard bad things happen when a show shaves a beard so bad are coming yeah uh and you're right to fear the power but don't let it por okay it it does enrich an elron I do think that elron is somewhat enriching as he's going through a little bit of an arc where he's like no I don't want to do this then he's like ah good and then by the third age when we see him he's just the [ __ ] badass he knows what to do he's been you know through this before that badassery he exhibits there is earned because a lot of it is done here so I'm like that's one good little bit uh then we get the tornado scene and celor goes to uh hbr but how BR manipulates him he won't let him in but then finally he's like well I'm just going to wait here then and this one female elf is all like oh he's so H we got to let him in and I'm [ __ ] they said not to deal with him right and then so he comes downstairs and he says get out of here I'm not letting you in even if you stay here the whole time goodbye and then he's like hey uh the Rings and he's like what the Rings did the Rings work and that's how he got interested and he manipulates him so you're saying the cell burnor would not have sent a message to see if his Rings had worked this exactly what I wrote why wouldn't he send his own messagers to see whether the Rings worked or not I was like did I forget something does he believe the Rings were lost or I don't know what well in the television show Middle Earth is like only two square miles he could have someone could have walked there in 15 [ __ ] minutes everybody is teleporting in episode three and even in this episode so then why the [ __ ] can't he have his own Messengers so now we're starting to have it fall apart again almost immediately we're not even in episode remember but it started to fall apart like episode 5 for me you know and and a little bit before that but now it's just happening in episode 2 and um you know the seams are are starting to uh show so but he basically convinces him here is one good scene okay where he's appealing to his vanity right and you've never been able to I've never been able to hide things from you and he's like that's right you never been you smart yeah you're smart like he pleas him to make rings for men he's like what the [ __ ] you talking about no men can't do this no and and then he's like have you ever heard of you know getting divine inspiration there's beings that come down and help and Inspire gifted people like you and he's like yeah he's like well I'm one of those beings and he comes from the fire everything gets dark and he does this big reveal and I said you know what the anatar reveal pretty good I liked it and I I love the visuals and the idea of cenor who is has vanity I kind of bought the fact that but I wish it was in order it would have been better you know in order and not with the hellbrand stuff but okay so I liked it a little bit he is the Lord of gifts is anatar and then um and then ladra is finally granted to go but that [ __ ] is already happening so you you're going to you're have a much harder time but Elon is going to lead the party who gives a [ __ ] you know she's so [ __ ] B he like well D I'm not going cuz I had to be the leader now she's like it's like this fake tension I don't give a [ __ ] about it uh the animosity between these two it's Dr what you wanted what the [ __ ] it's not that compelling and it's not interesting and then finally cbrm bort invites the dwarves to uh Aron Aron in order to help them out and this is uh sauron's plan cuz he wants to give rings to the dwarves so uh Joe is a four out of 10 I'm going go five out of 10 also four four out of 10 yeah I went five just because I I was like man they're going to [ __ ] up the anotar reveal I'm not going to buy it and I was like okay that's all right and uh I do like the dwarves a little bit held this one up but again all of the other bits uh and the Rune I think I hope I have more hope than you guys for the Rune stuff but I'll probably get burned just like I got burned I am yeah I'm worried that you're making up something that's way cooler and in my head yeah yeah I mean CU there's also happen yeah happened with the aoad there's n no I I [ __ ] hated the acco I know but you were like if they do this it's going to be so good like building it up yes that does sound good he could just end up being a ring Rafe guy run just could end up being the number two ring wraith cuz a magic is user person that was nonm ends up being getting a ring of men and becomes the ringway they could just could be that [ __ ] guy no that would the but see Amazon would they have the and you're adding a third choice that's even worse than the other two choices you would think that Amazon wants some impact for this story and wants to find this cool little tie in and by the end and the cool tie-in would be in their minds Gandalf and Sauron so that's why I think that they would would go one of these two but I just think the average person knows even worse what we're saying that it's not blue Wizards because the average person doesn't know what a blue wizard but the average person knows even less about the [ __ ] ring race or about the same they know I mean they know that ring race exist and so like about the same as blue Wizards maybe less maybe more more blue Wizards or less bring R in every single movie you're right okay so episode three this real bad it's [ __ ] horrible I hated it I would I was trying to like I was like all right episode one and then episode two was like okay that's okay you could that's all right episode three right in the throat right in the throat why cuz num manorian this series reminded me how poorly they have handled the new minority the doer job and they're like [ __ ] hor they're like the worst Warriors when they're supposed to be the best warriors they're supposed to be these giant exam paragon men and they're like the shittiest of men and they're cool as [ __ ] in all the lore and they're dumb as [ __ ] in this series and this continues here but uh we start with SH I think I think it's Shob or maybe one of shelob's minions the spider so it turns out that he's uher a shelder is uh captured by shelab or a shelab minion and and the horse is well you got to set it up though cuz it was ridiculous uh the horse his horse does not want to be tamed he go back found the horse they're like all right we must set him free and this [ __ ] takes off 9,000 9,000 miles how did that happen the cave why is he so far away did Shaya put him on her back and walk all the way to a cave wouldn't he be around the same battle the part where he got lost I'm so confused he teleported doesn't matter what just happened well on the way to the horse on the way he meets some Orcs that are hiding behind the tree they're like ah we see this horse the horse is like no I a got time for this so he does like some karate moves drop kicks one into a [ __ ] tree bro the horse is the best actor in this whole series Eric his name is Eric I love it yeah he drops one is it Eric I'm just going to call him Eric now he impels one and then drags one into a [ __ ] stump and he goes to Black Forest he's like no let him go he will not return no one comes back people come back well it's hilarious because and this is where I'm out I was like what is I'm out because he shows up at the exact right time at the exact right place he would have been dead only 2 miles away no 2,000 miles away it been dead by then this scene is so ridiculous it was ridiculous if you think about it that's like when the new manorian showed up to do war and then they they traveled in an instant and then they and their army was Tiny and then the battle was stupid this wasid I thought the dad was going to be like what's going on nassy what trouble let go and then let's go and then they resue him and that would have been way cooler seeing that guy cuz I like that guy the uh his dad uh yeah and immediately reminded me how much I hated the new manorian last season how dumb they are and it continues here well the southerners so it's like this episode was so bad because I hate the new manorian and I hate the southerners like Theo and all those other like [ __ ] useless they should have just all died off screen like what's herface did and then I would have been yeah it's like no [ __ ] him all of them are dead well aelder has to live because he's you know he's like the most important dude he's in the beginning of the film of Peter Jackson so it says so then we get a scene with Adar and he's like you know how BR is is manipulating we got to kill saon we got to kill saon by the way I'm saon I'm saon it's me he he and he's like he's like all right well we'll never truly be safe he's talking with one of his his sons his Orcs And he's like we'll never truly be safe unless we're sure that Sauron is dead then why did you leave his body on the ground you all just turned your back to the body and you left while it was bleeding on the ground didn't do nothing collect the blood yeah put yeah get get the mop and then put it in the [ __ ] pot and it's impossible he's here [ __ ] saon pot [ __ ] jar with that's what should have happened but no we must ensure he's dead and it's like but you had that chance or oh mad teleporter but that was because they wrote themselves in a corner and then they had to write themselves cleverly out of the corner and give Justice to Adar which I thought was cool with the backstabbing and stuff but you know they could have tried to contain it any breaks out and then that would have given this even more motivation no I tried to kill him we have to get him and that makes his obsession even more but they don't think about those things I guess so then we go to the Duran the Dwarven ring offer from cmore and then his wife's like you know your pride you have to tell the king if you don't tell the king about this offer I'm going to tell the king we're desperate or crops this and that and uh trust yeah and then cmore is uh needs more time and and he's willing to lie to the high King to get more time and I think anatar was even surprised by this he's like I didn't really have to do much there I was planning to do more but you just all right you vain [ __ ] you Vain and he's and he's right so I like how they're kind of doing that but then that's when you got the [ __ ] um the uh horse uh leading and a Sor and and then this [ __ ] comes and out of nowhere and she stabs him and she stabs him in the leg and I'm like and and she's like I'm sorry I'm sorry right away like and then they're like oh no they talking to each I'm like are y'all setting up some kind of stupid love things here Forbidden love Joe I'm like what is this astd is her name what are we doing here we do not need this right now I don't know I don't care about this character I don't know him I don't want to know him I don't like him I don't like you I like you even less stop it and they're about then you get that scene with what's his name Aon dear a deer yeah they they find they find this person who's hurt a merchant and he's like we got to give him food just showing he has a good heart TR she's like no we got to leave and it turns out to be a trap but luckily just right then Aaron Deere shows up uh the uh legol list of this season of last season shows up and saves everyone and kills them all with arrows but I think the horse where did the horse go they took off with the horse they stole it the one guy did manage to steal the horse okay all his friends dead got a horse yeah back at their Camp they burn BR broen's body brow I forget her name the Healer the [ __ ] his love uh the elf's love Forbidden Love who died but Joe why is it off screen why is it a Forbidden Love one of the main characters of this season is is heal human hybrid his whole his he is known as the half elf no but that's whaton is is half he's full Elf in this series I think with no explanation she's just dead and he's like why did she die and it's like you why do you think why couldn't handle the she didn't want to be involved in this horrible [ __ ] show anymore yeah she went to her people in between she went to her own back to her own Planet I guess the actress didn't want to be in it anymore too and instead of recasting her they I guess they just killed her off I guess they didn't need her as much as they needed a Adar and the Lo and that that means that the whole love plot from the season one goes absolutely nowhere it's just killed in an instant here but now we got drama with uh the elf and Theo who's like you w't do me a favor never talk to me again and his hair still covers his ears cuz remember we were Theory CRA I don't even know why we bothered last season at Theory craps is he his father and even he goes you're not my father I don't you don't have to talk to me ever again all right somebody gried a motherfucker's hair just for one second and show it and then get his ass out of the goddamn [ __ ] series cuz I don't give a [ __ ] that's the only thing I just want to see under that stupid mop head all right and then uh I guess it's good that they waited for um aelier to randomly show up and be saved in the area to finally have a funeral for his love so he's just out there patrolling doing it then his [ __ ] girl is dead back there dead bodies rotting and decomposing but as soon as a seal de gets rescued that's when we have the actual funeral so he can see so he can see it we can have that scene of him going that's pretty sad and then his new possible love interest get it we're passing the love story to these two and the the the love interest of season 2 will be these I'm like nope don't want it not having it but she has the mark she has what Mark the the mark of edar on the back of her neck that's how it you're going to make her compelling she's going to betray them in the future now she's cleansing herself is this uh is it supposed to have emotion that's when I turn OJ like cuz the music is swelling while the funeral fire is burning and OJ was crying like why are you crying OJ 30 more minutes of this carar CU there's 30 more minutes o wasn't crying but he didn't make that joke that's why we did it here uh so Duran finally visits with his father he tells him about the rings of power and because the scene was built up I thought his father would have this emotional moment and kind of um reward his son or reinfor positively reinforce his son n he just walks off he does give him the the honor of listening to him again turning his head yeah and there really rushing through the uh hey you may be right these Rings may be evil I have a bad feeling about it that's what I was thinking okay let's talk about these rings and then immediately the very next scene he shows up he's like no make me a ring it's like where the what's this motivation we're missing something we're missing a whole [ __ ] scene not that I would want to watch it but like something's missing I like the dur I watch that as opposed to like the southerners and all that other [ __ ] yeah they just need what uh what Alex don't want to watch is what happens next cuz he it's the elf talking to Theo about what Revenge does to you and your hard and and and he's like you are my father we don't need to speak again and Theo's weak he can't even lift a bucket of water what a [ __ ] [ __ ] he did lift a bottle of water so the elf's holding a bunch of them because he hands one to Theo and Theo's like yeah I was just about to fall asleep at this point like this is where I was falling asleep and uh where where I mean with such interesting plot lines like hey do you want your horse back meet me here at night that's that's the that's the we go on the side quest where he goes to get his horse back tell us what happen from the spider though you need to tell us what happens cuz I fell asleep okay so this one is like all right Theo let's go and then they take off he starts uh messing with the little leash and the guy's like there's somebody out there we need to go get him Theo shows up he's like hey I'm one of you guys look I got the mark and he's got little stab wounds whatever he's like that's not the mark and then an axe gets thrown and they start getting ambushed by we don't know who we don't know but the it's after scene tells us that it's probably the probably the ends that's what I was thinking too so they didn't get the horse he comes he has to come back for Theo but Theo gets taken off screen yeah we we got lifted up I was like wait what just happened was that the spider what are they integrating here but we'll know next season thought it was a tree cuz he's just there like chopping the tree oh right right yeah they made that a point yes you only need a little bit of firewood for one night for temporary Camp what you do is you chop down a 60 foot [ __ ] Tall Tree I like what is he doing just take the branches something like we're here for one night it's because we have to set up the anend this thing was the size of this room he's there dumb [ __ ] it's for dumb asses I told you you see how the third episode has completely devolved we didn't have any of these criticisms for episode one cuz it went relatively all right but wait there's more there's more I get even stupid new and I was full drooling at this point no I was awake the whole time and it's just so people are shouting at her at her coronation and she turns around I understand you're a tribulation and then somebody's like shut up [ __ ] you facing the wrong way they let a blind woman walk downstairs I'm so like so out of the scene like she starts walking down the stairs blind it's like no one's going to help this lady and then Al holds alel holds his hand out to her she's [ __ ] blind she doesn't she doesn't like know his hand is there it's like what is this this is all for the audience they think you're stupid what are you doing she can't and then uh the daughter character she's such a f don't even know her [ __ ] name she's such a non character and she's such a weasel and I hate her she exposes the fact that the queen uh who just [ __ ] up in this war and got a lot of people killed uh she was listening to this ball I check out this ball this [ __ ] was looking at this ball and she was balling in instead of being a queen right and then and then surprisingly fison or not surprisingly uh tries to F he goes lies it's all lies and then she stupidly says no it's not lies he's like take it away destroy it and she don't destroy that that's real powerful I need that and then everybody's like what the [ __ ] and Chaos ensues like all the new manorian just go crazy people go crazy and then they're trying to tager and trying to you know I don't know everybody's running around just then an eagle shows up randomly and it lands good omen and the queen can't see it I guess so she has no idea what it is but I guess she can sent who's there because she's like why did everybody stop fighting like what do you mean there's big gust of wind and the big ass Eagle screeching you don't know the [ __ ] can you not hear it and then uh this Eagle is in front of ferzon who walks towards it and then the eag like and then the people are like oh yeah the eagle likes fison and they're y Fon fison and this is how fison I guess gets the kingdom falls into his lap yep and uh yeah the eagle just yells at him and then flies off cuz he's screaming like no not you the one behind you he like yeah it's it like tired of this [ __ ] I'm these are the dumbest [ __ ] people ever I am out of here that is we translated these For You Joe thank you he realized how dumb this version of num manorian must no I'm out of who wrote this [ __ ] who wrote this [ __ ] if I would have put this sub sometimes I would I would have gave a point but uh God damn it they're so [ __ ] stupid and then uh that's it and so there's controversy there she's going to lose all her power it's going to go over to ferzon and then ferzon is going to go [ __ ] wild and crazy they're going to eventually take in uh s Sauron and then they're going to [ __ ] declare war on Heaven it's going to be awesome in season three and four or maybe I don't know four or five that's what's coming up but with Amazon they're going to [ __ ] it up and get canel it'll just or get canceled or he'll show up and instead of declaring war in the heavens cuz that's too expensive they'll just have a depravity and orgies andle actually there's been no nudity in this it's not HBO they're not trying to do that so it's probably just something even worse anyways yeah why can't we have some Meats we can't even have was in meat then our clothes laugh and then everybody has an orgy M delicious uh anatar drops uh the metal in the Forge and I I think I heard Whispers so but he didn't move his mouth so I guess like he already whis off the camera and and then he drops it in so it's a secret incantation that that uh fires off cuz people are looking at him so he whispered to it before dropped it off that's what I think for the Dwarven Rings Y and I wrote failed Expedition what's that for it's cuz they came back and they failed oh right right so the whole new manorian has a failed War Expedition I I I don't want to call it a war CU it was like aund cavalry and I'm like wow yeah I there was the one scene when they were marching there weren even that many people so it's like we lost all these lives like you left with 50 [ __ ] people lost 46 people cuz remember the ships couldn't even hold like 15 ores so you didn't really lose all that many people I don't know why you people were pissed but numor remember is just one uh one castle room F of people that's all numor 40 there's 40 numenorians Seven elves and that's all there is in Middle Earth final verdicts for episode three uh that's exactly what it is three uh the the opening scene was [ __ ] ridiculous the horse saving and beating up the Orcs and saving the guy and hey that's the best actor in the show leave him alone leave him Al just so happens they start coming out when he shows up then we get the love interest you don't really care about numor is in chaos the politics there is kind of shitty it's not like really shitty it's not clever at all little finger it's not even the new it's not high tower it's not even the uh lar lar strong yeah so that sucks and it's like oh you talking [ __ ] about my queen or are you talking [ __ ] about my dad is like no I'm talking [ __ ] about you okay just checking him sit down puts his hand on him yeah yeah I like all right well this is dumb I don't care about the people in the South Theo's story and he I guess he's trying to get Redemption for what he did sucks yeah there's honestly not nothing really good about this episode this was a big Downer for me cuz next episode I'm not excited and I feel yeah I feel like this set this is the real setting of the tone you know they'll have an explosion of creativity right at the beginning cuz they're like I got to get Butts in got to get them watching so I just kind of ignor the first and I said what what happens next and that's probably where the tone is this is the tone I think it's a three out of 10 what about you Alex yeah I I I don't think I can give it even a three the thing is like I'm not mad normally when I give a two I'm like man I feel like you wasted my time I was just bored I'm just mad that I was bored I get yeah I guess um so I yeah it's a three this everything about here this sucks I'm hoping this is the them pulling back and then we're going to get some really cool fights or something I don't foresee it happening I imagine they're going to show me Tom bombad be [ __ ] pissed what I I turned to Alex they showed the promo of one of these I'm like is that bombad deal yeah what are they doing like that it it they don't they want they don't want to adapt some of the things but they're going to take the most like side thing ever meta thing ever and then adapt it that spells disaster they're going to [ __ ] it up because he is the most mysterious character he's just don't don't but they're doing it I think they're doing it next episode guys cuz I think that they Felicia Day mentioned something about that so uh we'll probably see you here uh next week I don't know when these come out are these Thursdays yeah okay well guys we will see you here next week for the wonderful rings of power season 2 Adventure uh I see so many people saying you know I think this is better than season one you know I was expecting it to be really bad and then it wasn't so bad I can see what you're saying episode one maybe episode two but did you see episode three because that's what I think the rest of the series is and previously in season one things went down and I expect the same thing for season two and if the [ __ ] at IGN gave season one an eight out of 10 where we gave it a two a two or an eight if they gave it an eight finding all the reasons to love and praise it and even they are like nah man this one ain't it it's a six out of 10 yeah they gave it a six they they gave it two points less than a six out of 10 is like a three on an IGN scale so I'm a little worried but maybe good I'm building myself up for huge colossal disappointment and maybe it'll just be a wet fart this time instead of a huge colossal the bar has already been low so all right well we'll see thank you guys and hopefully you'll come on this journey with us and if you don't want to watch the show you can just hang out with us and we'll [ __ ] summarize it for you and tell you all the dumbest Parts uh like we did here so I don't even know how long this went but it's a three episode prere an hour we're in 17 it's pretty good for three episodes that's all bad all right well thank you guys for watching and we'll see you on the next Angry Joe show bye guys