our cruise ship hit Iceberg today and I wish I was joking but at 12:30 p.m. on the intercom today I woke up because somebody said just letting you know Carnival Spirit did just come in contact with an iceberg I'm not supposed to feel good about that that's not normal he's like we're safe you're secure everything's okay we're just going to figure out what the damage is that's not comforting at all I just watched a movie last night and they said if somebody says you're safe and secure it means you're going to die so I was thinking am I going to die is this a Titanic because I don't feel good right now now and every 15 minutes he would just give us no updates and say you're safe and secure and we're checking the damages to see if anything's internal we left from Seattle we're going to Alaska for 7 days and we didn't even make it to our first stop yet and then the excursions were cancelled and the boat wasn't moving for 3 hours because we came in contact with an iceberg I talked to a worker today and I said in your experience on Carnival have you guys ever hit an Ice Bird before and she said no this is a first yeah it's a first for me too I'm not supposed to feel good I was like okay well I guess resources and everything are different than they were 100 years ago but I was like I wish I could talk to my family right now I wish I could contact my friends and family but when I turn off Wi-Fi all that I see is cellular at C so I'm not able to contact anybody the ship is up and moving and we're at Tracy arm forward but I thought that I was going to lose my life today and honestly I felt that piece you know I was like it is what it is and I I feel like there's a boat or a cruise ship or somebody that that can help us out it was just weird I was like this isn't a normal thing I don't think cruise ships still hit icebergs especially when it's September I was like that doesn't really make much sense to me it doesn't even look that cold I see no snow so where's the ice are you lying and another thing why do they have to tell us why couldn't they have just been like hey guys like sorry our excursions are canceled today we'll figure the rest out why make everybody worry you know what I'm saying I don't think it's going to sit right with the passengers they're not going to feel at ease if you say we hit an iceberg but we're chilling everything's fine everything's still open go get a drink you didn't have to tell us unless the ship is sinking frankly I don't want to know I probably would have slept till 3:00 p.m. and it would have been great but instead I was thinking are we going down Sugar We're Going Down Fallout Boy was playing in the background okay that didn't happen anyway this is Carnival spirit this is the Alaskan cruise maybe your ship will hit an iceberg I don't know the next one comes out in May so it could be the last one ever who knows maybe Carnival spirit is going to stop this maybe Carnival is like okay we've hit enough icebergs in our day is this going to make headlines is it going to be in the news or is it going to be Hush Hush figure it out all right it's been real this is Tracy arm Ford we're going to Skagway tomorrow and catch a Canon Juno that's what the rest of the trip is looking like but so far the trip has been a 4 out of 10 because I'm here alone and I would have died alone today maybe that puts you at ease it doesn't put me at ease why am I not married why am I single why is no one on this crew ship my age death wouldn't have been the worst thing that happened on the ship okay guys see you later Carnival Cru Spirit woo go get yourself a ticket they're running out they're running out fast