MANCHESTERS S**THOLE. council clubs play Heaton Park Golf course

great first drive this is the BET by the way 10 pound scope like And subscribe o think you can flip [Music] it cuz it is a [ __ ] all where the flag is that hurt wink G blue [Music] go on what tell the gall what we're doing okay heat and P we're here today Council clubs are back you said tell what we're doing you you go you go tell what we're doing so yeah back unfortunately I'm still thinking about this hole I don't actually know you know I like straight lines don't you yeah got this watching wa we do the you go first you got drive up ready T go we're going to do the intro on the second hole because everyone's watching Everyone's Watching we've got the man here who works here who looks like he hates us already so I'm just going to be steady great first drive this is the BET by the way1 pound of stroke like And subscribe ooh ooh easy ooh that's how easy it is why down there get that you went to put your sausage in my face do you like that man it's a great shot was it this one's going to be even better he his wife must have died or something cuz he's a miserable con him he said great J he didn't say in a fusic way ah be all right there have I gone too right no should in I will let everyone know I've actually got a really bad leg that 82 yards out where am I you're down there probably about 10 yards out now I have got a really bad leg don't know what I've done but I'm going to a a tiny bit to the left of the bunker and hit my 56 pretty hard oh very left of the bunker you on the green now this could be the best start to around the golf on our Channel yet lick it no lick it I like it no not again no stop I'm not you stop kissing your clubs why no haven't we just had a break that sand bunker is absolutely terrible isn't it doesn't look like sand doesn't look like gravel but I'm going to go 52 over over great shot bit too far tiny bit too well way too far you're not on the green I am but that's fine so you're actually on the green I'm on the green yeah but there is a big hole next to my ball though so cuz it is a [ __ ] hole your putting has been great y but oh tell you what s that's going to go in for a PA great start be a wonderful start oh what a p I'll actually take that what a p these greens apart from the [ __ ] grids in it big holes they don't actually look that bad you go first s does it throw you off when I say your words no try his things today this is what Lou is going to do today he's going to try and get in my head cuz it's the battle do you want me to sing No tight call head still great part that never missed did it the first game on camera I've started with a p the r and how' you feel ready this looks like about 15 foot now oh no do you know what I did there there missed yeah but do you know why on cuz I lined it up to the hole and then thought doesn't look right I just a a bit to the right of that line cuz I'm just crazy got to stop doing that actually a great put technique as well having in ay p in a bogy 200 in the pot two t in the pot we will keep the scores right this time only three games left after this one yeah M I'm on a diet so don't show that because thing is no saly mas nobody sees me eat it I don't count it that I know kid who used to eat a Snickers and then throw up so we had the taste of it but then threw it back up yep yeah okay I'm going to driver terrible this thing what 4 five3 straight over the here I'm going to a bit to the left because it's got a wicked old old Slice on it no I'm not I'm going to aim straight change my mind halfway through shot oh my leg cut that out I don't know what I've done to my leg which is the leg with a bad knee this one one and which one did you hop on then my bad one that's my bad one again oh so you've been to the doctors this morning for it yeah and she tried she made me get my wheelie out why now she just like right you're going to have to take your pants off and let us have a look at it seriously at your knee at my knee yeah just had to like just move it over like that out of the way sounded crazy weird didn't it that did sound like you smacked its bomb did it sound like a just a little spank TI yeah so we dropping for free yeah here yeah how do it make you feel we did so I don't know what to hit now I think I'm just going to hit a 79 and just get it in play there you want mean to choose what what club no you can't even choose your own club ouch right I'm doing know I've started doing right there that thing's in there you know what I've started doing as me like pre-shot routine uh no tell me that thing what you hate like with the wrist like that why just to loosen up my wrists do Jizzy tell you to do that yeah so s iron I'm hitting for free because of my helmet is that good or not yeah didn't play there it's really cold and windy isn't it do you think come with me out of a bit of rough can't actually see where the flag is oh that hurt why did that why did you do that I can cut it at 7:00 a.m. it isn't a tough lie so let eight you're in shot too yeah second shot i' still B Rick Shields with a bad lag could be gone could be I don't even know you look like a pimp stick then just a bad guy that's the problem do you know just a bad how was in was when you got shot nine times wow wow Lou got shot nine times the bit some Bobs so I'm going to go do you know what I was going to do then I was going to 52 it but there is zero confidence with a 52 and the greens the floor wow is solid yeah God you didn't look gangster in front of your car then did you he going to knock it bastard H that [ __ ] slope that looks more than 64 yards for me of that doesn't it it's happening it's not happening it's not happening B could be happening what's up could be happening no I don't feel like it's happening but it could happen got to get over a bunker what where to the right where shot you now third shot 56° there's the score card 52 yards this is super important you know what is the score card you would think wouldn't you yeah can I go go mate oh that sounded heavy but then look good I stayed away from that bunker let's get over you know what I mean that's just golf for you I'll take that I'm on the green for birdie well this has to go close because L is going to get at least a part aren't you and this is Hope I don't know if I like that or not that shot yeah I didn't I didn't so if you liked it that's annoying no I didn't like it for you mean no it was just a little bit it's not o is there for six is that what it's for this is for six yeah what the hell you can go in front here that's a great pot though you think yeah do you not yeah yeah it was it was I'm going to say a comfy pot can you move that bit of rubbish please can do yeah you want me to get rid yeah I didn't mean you B I meant the um seven oh seven [ __ ] if you get a five now whatever I get a four then you're two up great P easy light work easy work oh that's a mass big back swing was it hey don't worry about my back swing mate just know went like that you went that's what I do do you not do that to tickle it in is that what you do yeah tickle it always done that mate po tickle it taking a piss out of me there right feel like it look better if you had a zero Mr Lou what's the scores on the doors scores ah let's get it right we must get it right got to get it right I am one up what did you get then a five I got a five so that's a PA so I'm I'm one over through two and I got a PA in a b double b yeah so you're two over yeah so you're one up 220 in the pot 220 in the pot we hope that makes sense this bet is extremely confusing but 331 yards okay so why is that saying 409 don't know so there two different yards who do you believe need to go first L yeah you go first this is [ __ ] emo who is it Emma bad cat [ __ ] moaning why where's this where's that where's this where's that I don't [ __ ] know brush your Fringe for Bill yeah just get us him away Bill oh she loves it when you do that she'll just be like I'm not to speak she'll be off in it's a great shot probably a shot of your life that is it it's going to be good someone liked our real of us doing that dance when I thought I was off the um thing about two years ago yeah yeah yeah it come up somebody like to The Reel hope it was Kelly wasn't but I did think I was off camera doing my Japanese dance how did a Japs dance [Laughter] you ever been to Japan no have you no I was going to go what happened broke up with her just joking I didn't ha that I was going to go to Japan I don't know why I didn't go in the end I fell off a 20 foot L yesterday are you all right I only fell off the first step oh so you are right yeah I'm fine if I the first step that'll work absolutely [ __ ] but it'll work I got a bad leg though oh God just get a really sharp pain right up there there's a kid who I know from W if you might have seen him what was his name and he used to have like they said he's got a tube going from his dick to his brain and no one could punch him in it cuz he'd die that made up it's a good that's a good way not to get punched anymore you AR I have I done you is he having a piss praying for better days wait there stay there okay so Andrew's shot of his life here is it me that's you my rubbish shot just gone past Andrews I don't know what to say guys I'm not eating the best just staying just in front of the fre the man you're not you're not you're not just in front just a bit short just in front just a [ __ ] knob tip in front oh it's a really small knob but it's a shot what a shot off the back too far too far I did it that really soft didn't I too far who had the better shot um I mean mine give it a chance didn't it no wait there wait there stay there that's much better you're welcome we've got him five times on this round that's a great shot that's more than fantastic that wink G oh my God oh my God what else oh my god wow that's fantastic I've never seen that that was actually great um struming technique as well do you know that well in it's all right Andrew yeah flute flute man hey that was a tiny bit dramatic on no my God you can't make your own explosion knce [ __ ] kick it power in the rain h two pars from me and a double baller is that bad golf yeah it's not the best sorry you're in my way there oh Oh I thought you missed no you shouldn't think too soon should you you missed unlucky Chucky and one over through three oh it's all about Lou you tell Lou on a good score so we're on a team game here we're not on a team game yeah it's me against you so instead of saying so guys still 220 in the part it's like everybody I am one over through three we are playing a team game against each other [Laughter] but can I ever go on that why what if you just you just stand over there and have a we or it and I just to the m one to 320 yards 326 yards says 335 d on there why does that say three oh it's three oh it's only 10 yard off anyway ignore me ignore me okay 335 yards don't know why I said that okay Power four I'm going it hybrid again because tell everyone again how many shots you are over after three holes just one one over through three holes I don't care about the bet I just want to I'll play in the rain for today cuz I'm going to get a scratch gol oh no I'll actually take that I will actually take that would you I mean yeah because he straighten it up there if I get it straight up there I'm happy I'd be furious but he's still going to keep you one over in it for fre that's I mean I'm I don't listen to people that aren't playing I nearly scratch that's God oh bit right that driver's [ __ ] drop with me fourth hole Yeah 118 what did I say he said about 130 or something 110 that was an appalling shot that was it not really oh was it not look 200 Ys out and I'm just a loser I'm going to hit my hybrid oh no shot is it good oh yeah could roll out didn't I doubt it thins the life out of that great P oh oh no did that sounds so fake that doesn't even sound like you mean it oh no have that we have to line this up cuz for a bogy and there'll only be two over three4 so we' what what will that shot be in shots then three up what was that in for then seven um don't know in for five yeah free up free up so 240 in the pot that's hard to get it in there isn't it no I me they can't see that but I look like a [ __ ] Jeff I always find the hole in theend shaky crackhead like that yeah do you mind if I film you from underne the trees no it's fine yeah no I me yeah because of the camera I'm just joking but we don't want the camera thinking do we what getting wet yeah so power four and it's far and his loads are give him a pan give him a panoram show him the hall 358 I've got three shots to find yeah I hate going first when I'm in trouble good on it should be all right how many yards is it 358 I'm going 7 down to there you hearing that 79 what's wrong with that let the people at home know what kind of a man hits a 79 off of Power for see yeah not so courageous man I don't know what's down there put it sh my hybrid is that gone yeah yeah should have done that first time shouldn't I yeah there's the shot I was still over it the first time F I should have said 7 yeah how far L it's going to take you six 188 I've not got a six iron I've not got five iron so I'm going to go with a seven iron now if anybody wants to donate their clubs to me cuz I keep losing them all soaking [ __ ] anging good job didn't take the six cuz that's seven have gone past the hole what so you just fell that there yeah lucky that was it that was lucky yeah H the wall really yeah what just dropping for five dropping for five yeah you're rting four I'm four I'm right next to the flag well you not just off the green right next to it wow I am one with God now yeah I hit him five Wow and think I'm bad wow so you hitting that was for five that was a great shot on it I think you got to get down to Ken green is it Jinx I get the wish you get the pinch I look gay doing that then oh yes you do how would you play mine that is a tough shot yeah so short sided I'm going to Bumper 60° a bumper 60 yeah is that even a thing making it one right now it's actually not a thing bumper 60 forget that I'm believe [Laughter] that could throw myself in the bin should just done that the first time I just want to put it away what was it um yeah one three off the tea four five this is for seven don't say that mine was a breakfast seven this is for seven as well I'm going to keep that 60° really oh your putting's been going in haven't they just the right we mate same money in the pot in a minute we're going to get the B clav out aren't we after this 9 O's there's two Lads behind us we're going to rob them they're getting it mate getting robbed yeah okay oh we're going to see what we can give them L we need L we needs a five iron and a six iron I'm going to tell you something though I'm not going to do it why look too friendly in a b Arma don't look scary whatsoever they probably chase [Laughter] me how much is in the pot there is I'm four up yeah so there's 250 in the pot yeah if you got 250 quid to pay yeah that's good cuz I haven't okay guys path okay guys path R 135 yards I'm going to with 9on don't really know how far my yards go to be fair it's raining though so take what is it 1 125 135 shot can't see it shot could it's close could be in that hit my leg it's close got a really bad leg guys it's close on me stop you put your head where my Willie is all the time you you you see me going down there you slipped it looks great Club did you H pitching wedge sure sure I thought you was hitting an eight said it a throw you off did it no so we're going to rob him we're going to rob him mate thank you show us where they are don't show my car bite so we've got me to the right Lou with the best part three of his life suppose up there that's great that is fantastic oh my God this rain is really bad so guys that's the end of the video I'll just put this away put yours away for you as well p p let's get in the car guys there's two PA three shots three holes is that what's in it what three shots three holes yeah this looks like a tough t- shot it's a long par five it's every hole's the same distance on here by about five or six yards what is it 455 350 or 450 that's the best shot I've done all day I hated it that's the best one all day that was the most nauy kick I've ever seen in my whole life you know I'm scared of it being stuck in the ground really I cannot be asked you my hand here we go here we go here we go no what do you mean no no no what you mean clubit [Laughter] wow I'm going the third one here cuz they both gone no drop down there drop where cuz they both gone nowhere just drop that near the entry point okay dropping for four five about 10 yards off the B there is going to be a 10 this one is it on a par five yeah you at them great yeah think go very far but you do it them great these are great for me aren't they yeah start not going to Snug your Club don't worry I've got to get shots back so I'm going to seven iron why is that getting shots back because if I get a five and if I get something mental I can just play like you played at the start and knock it up I mean how much you go about three three that's not bad ding can't talk treat really quiet talk to me what a shot they come to left what a shot perfect oh yeah take that just to the green well take take it yeah it's in some rough stuff that though it in some real rough stuff real real rough stuff I might walk M it's going to come out great that a't it oh it's just happy with that Li great shot I'll take that great shot right does that just put you off fist pumping and seven no hey no easy part that's for six was it yeah missed it yours are all going in mine AR it's for nine for nine so we even yeah even two H left a feel SI amazing we think it's even we're not sure but so also how many you what was your tell everyone how many you are now what have you stopped on when how old you are through the Halles yeah I stopped on four when I was too over on four now I'm like crying you got a club on the floor there leave that yeah three five two really it's not another 3501 is it the last one's 355 that's what the fum nail should be we play golf course with all the holes the same distance okay five irons out Andrew's five this thing is like really dangerous there's three Lads down there we can rob not the two same two the same two here so we'll Rob these two they're coming up now yeah and then we'll Rob them three down there oh thinned it a bit hit my hand still all right I can see it lazy swing was it was it yeah oh oh it's okay there good yeah it's on to four left four right left see it come down no on that near that um yellow flag but it's good yeah great what great I just [ __ ] only shock it oh if I'm itching my ass I've not got any kind of disease wet unders under pound you had Farmers no oh my God don't say that word mate if you ever get this I will never feel sorry for you in anything you do in life no matter what goes wrong in your life no P until you get Farmers farmer Gils me when you get them right right right then 200 yards Andrew's fiveing again this thing is going to be getting hit with some Maza now can I say the word ma right don't go yeah it works with you Maza bro your bat's looking very straight now is that God yeah not got that hunch back anymore no that's what I'm trying to work on that's what I'm thinking about and going onto my back heel and coming down on your back when you look like a bag of sick thank [Laughter] you what's this then for a bag of wow I froze i' locked up I locked up you literally not [Laughter] mov can I'm try to engage my car without laughing though you what oh a that work won't it's terrible sick [Laughter] boy pun up you know that okay what you seeing I'm seeing um do you call them bunkers call it a mountain of [Laughter] gravel some look like they fly Tech wow right going to hit a pitching wedge all to the no I'm going to be to the right I've got shots here you're on shot three there aren you yeah I don't want to go too far though too far right very gone looks all right it work you're all right then it work I wish you'd gone in that gravel Mountain do we play out them eighth hole 63 yards what's your what's your Club Choice there mate well we've got to get over that mountain so probably 56 what would you it shot perfect that's really Anno isn't it I thought it was good as well going a 52 this lies a bit [ __ ] my un shot fre yeah gone yeah I'm there I can see it I shot three yeah that's God that is God it's a bit it's a bit funnyish though I'm going to pop shot pop it just a pop shot so just little and how's that going to land I mean I'm going to go far over out cuz I'm not going to if you land it on top of that it's going to roll to the pin no can't land on top of I can't even hit that shot I don't know how I'll take that that would you yeah do you have to rake this after walking on it do you think you don't even have a rake really want this Lou I know you do I was get a hole in one on the next hole or some it's a great part did you see that little bunny up it D yeah some me get rid L can do five I need you to miss this oh my God didn't give it anywhere near a chance did I I'm a little [ __ ] h i it's for sex it's for sex oh my god I've missed it oh my God I just three potted from there I can't put me someone even said to me yesterday you really cannot put can you seven and a five I don't like to talk about it but yes so I'm night in the pot last hole last hole you hold on to hand too long when shake hands why cuz you literally like never let go it's like Jack and rolls on the Buddy door I don't ever 141 or 147 141 oh it's 147 it's the last hole at the world's roughest course 141 last hole at the world's roughest course um I am two up 190 in the pot I could bag myself the win here but as you can see I'm a fbl as you know I'm might a nine I was going at an eight I think a n could be the one I possibly Lou's not said anything about the shot but I think I'm within 10 foot of the pin shot shot with me you could still win though machine for machine I think I might done a bit better that's great as well oh my God even if we get it in now I'm still not going to win oh my God I just thin my Potter instead oh my God I can't eat this oh my God I need to poter about that big you want Adam's poter in oh my God I need change my ball I think this is a driving range ball oh my God oh my God oh what's that for look alive Lou no we can't look alive how many is that for um one 2 3 4 5 6 one two three four five in for five in for five and what you in for a PA yeah oh could snap that you know that in for it probably would even break and what does that put the scores on the money then you was two up I was two four up yall beat me by and that'll be one 70 in the PO yeah oh God lost my ball I don't know what I'm doing don't think you've missed a pot today have you thanks for watching 170 in the pot tough old battle biggest [ __ ] all go we're now going to I can't really play on rough courses man no you are a booy golf aren't you I'm so snobby we've had a race will we put the race in the race will be in yeah oh cracked my poter been cracked for years P's crack so yeah thanks for watching please like And subscribe we're going to go and rob somebody now um 170 in the pot next week's a scramble next week we'll scramble we will have to stick to the thing we stuck to the scores as well doing great we doing great thanks [Music]