Yo, yo, yo, yo,
what's up, everybody? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] It's John Leguizamo here. Look, in two short
months, America is going to be
deciding whether to let Kamala Harris, its
first woman, or Donald Trump, its grossest man. And I'm here
because you know how every time they say that a bell
rings an angel gets its wings? Well, every time Donald says
anything racist about a Latino, a handsome Colombian guy
goes on The Daily Show. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A [TRILLING R'S] And if you watched
the debate this week, you should know that
Trump said a lot of shit about Latinos and immigration,
even, even when he wasn't being asked about immigration. When it comes
to the economy, do you believe Americans
are better off than they were four years ago? We have millions of people
pouring into our country from prisons and jails,
from mental institutions and insane asylums. They're dangerous. They're at the highest
level of criminality, and we have to get them out. We have to get them out fast. Oh, great answer about
the economy, asshole. N/A You really, really nailed it. It's like this dude
has immigration Tourette's or something. Do you want fries
with that, sir? You know what I don't want? I don't want is
immigrants eating our beautiful cats and dogs. N/A And these days,
Republicans aren't just stoking fears about
immigrants committing crimes and eating our pets. They're saying
immigrants are sneaking into our American elections? Republican leaders
are now calling on congress to pass
what they're calling, an Election Integrity Bill. The Safeguard American
Voter Eligibility or SAVE Act, would require registered
voters to provide proof of citizenship, and
for states to remove non-citizens from their
lists of eligible voters. And we want US
citizens to vote, but we don't want
illegal votes. Block illegal aliens from
voting in our elections! Joe Biden and his
regime are shelling out benefits to illegal immigrants
like Oprah Winfrey on her show. Everyone gets a vote. You're right, Lauren Boebert. You're right. You can't just casually
give votes away. They're not like, like a hand
job at a Beetlejuice musical. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A And just so everyone's up to
speed, what this bill does, is require everyone to
register with a documentation proving citizenship,
like a passport or a birth certificate. And maybe you're
thinking, well, you know, if there's a big problem of
non-citizens voting illegally, why not try to stop it? Well, because there
isn't a big problem! There isn't even
a small problem! There isn't a problem at all. Do you need to
hear it in Spanish? [SPEAKING SPANISH] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A Data shows that non-citizen
immigrants almost never vote. And why would they? Who would risk going to
prison or getting deported just for an, I Voted sticker? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A Can you imagine what that
person would be thinking? N/A N/A Chingon. I travel hundreds of miles, pay
tens of thousands of dollars, left my beloved ones and faced
hardships no human being would ever want to endure,
so all I could do was vote for comptroller
of Suffolk County. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A Oh, whoops. Sorry. If you ask me, this whole thing
is just Republicans trying to suppress the Latino vote. And you know why I think that? Because of stuff like this. The New York Times
obtained recordings by conservative activists
saying that non-citizens could be dissuaded from
voting by posting signs in Spanish warning
against illegally registering. They also suggested
purging voter rolls by searching for ethnic names. Damn. If they're looking
for ethnic names to purge from the voting
rolls, I am [BLEEP]. I mean, John, what's with
that weird ass silent h? And by the time they
got to Leguizamo, I'd be lucky if I could
vote for The Masked Singer. Though, though,
there is something funny about these Republican
cabrones trying to write anti-voting signs in
Spanish, because I doubt they have any Spanish
speaking friends. They're just going to
their cleaning ladies like, hey, Consuelo, como se
dice, you cannot vote? N/A And you know Consuelo will come
back like, oh, I got you, papi. N/A [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A N/A Yeah, I said
[SPEAKING SPANISH]. They're not going to catch me. The censors won't know
what the [BLEEP] that is. Oops, they would know. All right, so, so
basically, the only people these Republicans want
voting is white people. So, if you want to vote, your
skin better be as pure and as white as cocaine powder. Ma, I don't actually
know what cocaine is. I mean, is it white?
I've never seen it. I definitely don't know
what it smells like. N/A I'm just kidding. My mom's a big coke head. The point is, that Republicans
are saying illegal aliens are stealing our votes,
when in reality, they're the ones stealing votes
by using racist fear mongering to suppress them. And not only does
this hurt democracy, but it also hurts real
people, especially Latinos, because all the
latest data is showing that hate crimes against
Latinos are way up in America. And this bullshit
suppresses the vote and propagates false narrative
that Latinos don't belong here. When we do. We belong here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] N/A Oh, yeah. N/A Thank you. You make me feel like I belong. Thank you. My own family goes back 500
years on this continent, bitch! And we're almost
done unpacking. Just got a few more boxes left. So, Republicans, maybe
you should spend less time focusing on the SAVE Act and
more time on trying not to be-- N/A But, hey, that's
just my opinion.