oh great just when we thought England's luck couldn't get any worse they lost three key players forget winning the league the next step is to make sure they remember how to lace up the boots properly it's going to be like watching a circus without a ring Master but hey who doesn't love a good disaster Show Ladies and Gentlemen brace yourselves without foden's fancy footwork Palmer's potential and Watkins goals England might just look like a lost puppy looking for its owner on the pitch perhaps they should consider carrying a missing poster of their chances in the Nations league so Gareth Southgate must be feeling like a chef who just had his best ingredients snatched away by kitchen Gremlins how is he supposed to cook up a victory now one can almost hear him muttering it's fine everything's fine as he quietly weeps into his tactical plans England fans ever the optimists are now expert armchair tacticians why don't we draft in some Sunday league players they say because nothing screams Competitive Edge like Bob from The Pub who once scored a hattick against his 8-year-old nephew picture this the squad rolling into their next match like it's Battle of the Misfits meanwhile the opposing team is probably watching game tapes like oh this is going to be easier than we thought grab your popcorn because this is going to be a blockbuster comedy minus the heroic turnaround honestly you have to commend the England medical team's bravery no pressure guys just the hopes and dreams of an entire nation resting on your shoulders but really no pressure cue the collective size of resignation and exasperation from fans across the country at least they have an excuse for excessive tea consumption now so dear audience here's the burning question with these set facts do you think it's time for England to consider a player of the week raffle among fans got your cleats ready let the football Friendzy theories roll in like And subscribe please