“BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT!” Big E on why he watched wrestling as a kid

FBrooks324 asked past, present, or future, who is your dream match as individuals, and as a team? >> This is an answer that I've answered many times. But my dream match- >> [LAUGH] >> Why y'all snickering? How dare y'all snicker? I'm talking about a match that means a lot to me, and y'all wanna sit here and make jokes, and laugh, and giggle like schoolgirls tee-heeing? >> [LAUGH] >> Tee-heeing. [LAUGH] Tee-heeing. >> That's what y'all were doing, you were tee-heeing. Y'all already know the answer. If I were to ever have a dream match, it would be against the one, the only Goldberg. That's right, Goldberg. I don't wanna hear y'all talking about all this work rate, and how guys are in the ring, and Moonsaults. I don't care about any of that, you heard? >> [LAUGH] >> Y'all want a great match? Nah, bump that. >> [LAUGH] >> Wanna see two big men with big tits- >> [LAUGH] >> With big chests- >> [LAUGH] >> And big muscles bumping meat? [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] Bumping meat, stop, stop. [LAUGH] >> That's why I'm here, that's why I watched wrestling as a kid. You want your five star matches? You want your 30 minutes classics? Not me. [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Big meaty man slapping meat, that's what I want. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm cramping up. [SOUND] >> [LAUGH] >> Well that's one question down. No, you gotta answer the team. >> The team? >> You want three Goldbergs? >> [LAUGH] >> You guessed it. [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Hop up in a cloning machine. Get in the cloning machine, give me three Goldbergs, and we'll have a trios match. >> My god, I got a headache. >> As a kids say- >> I got a headache, my [INAUDIBLE] hurts. >> Yeah, you'll be all right.

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