Mindy you know that I don't think America is a racist country how else could our totally organic and beautiful interracial heterosexual Love Story have ever made it if this was a racist country but now that PR president Donald Trump has declined to pick me for vice president though he has informed me Mindy that I'll be first in line for Secretary of shoe shining I have decided that as I prepare for a new role in our beautiful non-racist country that you and I should take a break now I'm so happy that you decided like me to wait until we were married before doing any sexual conduct of any kind I didn't want to get anywhere near your pants before we were married in a beautiful Christian heterosexual ceremony but now that I am not going to be vice president your dad is even though he's not racist just like America said to me boy I'm not letting my precious Mindy marry no every day negro you got to be in the cabinet at least so we have to wait until I'm nominated as Secretary of shoe repair and Shining before we can resume our passionate herous sexual but Christian restrained marriage so on that note America's not racist they just like to talk about raccoons and eggplants whenever I'm around so it's a beautiful day at the Republican convention give me the ring back and don't touch me