Live Reaction to the Apple “It’s Glowtime” Keynote

hello the keyot already started so we're just going to uh just get into it Tim is talking let me see going to watch this on a separate device um yeah testing testing oh excuse me all right so right now they're talking about the Apple watch I learned my lesson from the last Keynote no expectations none but the question I do have what are you excited to hear from this glow time Keynote hey hey how you doing right now let me see just trying to get things set up got here a little late for some reason couldn't find the keynote um honestly I would like to get a new Apple watch my the limit is I don't need it you know it's a little outdated but that's that's that's one of my criticisms with apple like once the softwares get to a certain age it's a wrap whether whether it works or not it's so so challenging all right Apple Watch series 10 H sounds like some of your old cases will not be compatible with this awward for that's crazy 2.4 million is watching this keynote that's a flex for e so if I was to get an Apple Watch I probably would have get the jet black I already have a rose gold that matches close to nothing okay thinner watch I'm here for it e for that's cool does I don't know what Apple watch I have but it takes I say about an hour or more to charge it and when you're traveling and you have that small window to charge like an airport or bus P Port like fast charging is so essential nice t titanium upgrade I am [Music] titani wow is that is that gold what what yo that gold is [Music] fire for I won't be talking as much as I did last live CA I missed some key stuff and then had a meltdown hey Lulu Lula what's good CH I'm on a liquid lunch today thanks for coming through enjoy lunch wonder wonder how long this keynote is going to be I love that a watch could help you just in case you suddenly fall down I don't know if my Apple watch does that CU it's like I think my watch is like five years old [Music] now let me look up what watch came out in 2009 2019 so I have a apple Series 5 watch came out in September of 2019 yeah that's that's that's the model I have still working no no real complaints m it's crazy I stopped sleeping with my Apple watch because I won't say who but you know who you are they kept calling me after midnight and then it would wake me up and it sucks cuz if it was if it's like a legit emergency this person just and I kept saying please stop calling after midnight I'm asleep so like apple needs like apple ring or Fitness device that doesn't go off if someone's calling because I'm like I would like the my a device to keep up with my sleep and all this other stuff I want to know if I have sleep apnea I know for me it's hard for me to stay asleep unless I'm fasting which makes me want to improve my diet because I was like well I notice the quality of my sleep is way better when I don't consume things too late and when when I'm consuming like clean like super clean liquidy kind of food has nothing to do with the Apple watch presentation just thought I would overshare yeah you're lucky yours is still working my Series 3 actually broke oh God it broke real easy too it like gashed on something and the screen popped off thing got I had um had Apple Care I always suggest to people to get Apple Care you may not ever have to use it but then if you don't have it instead of something being inexpensive fix it's really expensive T they really pushing the Apple watch I I do find myself using the Apple watch the most for working out if I'm not working out then I wear whatever I want um I also like to use it for a shutter for my iPhone um oh they got a they got a depth app Ah that's so cool so this is where Apple has the flex a lot of watches don't do all this I don't snorkel yet I don't even swim yet oh water fasting is by far the hardest but so beneficial if you can push through that that discomfort I did app I did a water fast once and when I said all hell broke loose but I think it needed to happen um I hope to be doing a liquid fast at the end of this month not water just like juice um some Dr sa kind of stuff cuz I I miss having quality sleep water fasting that's a flux that's tough but it's so beneficial if you could just push through that I think I won't update my Apple watch Until It Breaks again because I I put a lot of you know invested in Van bands cases and I remember when I upgraded last time from the three to the five I had to get every all over because I think my first one was a 40 40 mimer I think my new one was like a 44 something like that all right it starts at 399 for GPS and 499 for GPS and so congrats for those who will be getting that I notice in New York you'll see like a lot of people with the ultra they're talking about the ultra now that thing is expensive surprisingly I don't like the alra because it's just so big so I'm hoping again having as little expectation as possible that they do um a smaller alra for e e e e e they got this titanium band and I'm like sounds like a nice $100 hi was this going to be like $900 to ,000 H B I'm done money to [Music] me now it's saying the battery is like 36 hours but it could be up to 72 hours in low power mode 799 the starting point price and it looks like it's just one size again h h I just got some new earpods if it's not in Black I don't care oh I wonder if they're doing the airpod max oh [Music] don't yo so we're in airpods 4 let's see what's so special about yo this girl's jeans are everything I think her name is Barbara barar if that's your name your jeans are everything beautiful wide legs paired nicely with the belt I think she has the ultra Apple watch it's a little too big for her but we're going to ignore that I like her shoes too that's how my brain is like I legit the subject could be apple keino and I'm looking at everything else look at the trees behind here oh excuse me all right got that USBC Port no more lightning no more F lightning oh so now your entry level airpods has noise cancellation that's cool cuz not everybody has 250 for airpods not even I had 250 I'm keeping it real I financed mine through Amazon and I think it was like $70 off and that's why I got a pair now granted the real reason I got a pair is because my old pair has static in it and even though I'm using my old airpods right now it just for some reason it would just get static and it was just the most unpleasant experience so I just leave the old airpods for the lives and then my other airpods the new ones are for traveling 100% static free oh my gosh three million people are watching the Apple keino again that's a major Flex oh I I do love that feature when you you start talking it lowers everything cuz for some reason and I think I said this before you can have headphones on and people talk to you why why are you talking to me if I have headphones on leave me alone oh the different so you have airpods and then you have airpods with noise canellation so in other words you have to pay for the upgrade oh airpod next I feel like people are brave walking around with 500 plus $150 headphones in New York City people be in their feelings and be taking stuff I don't like any of these colors yuck I'm sorry that's it out loud there's still 550 go yourself does it come with the wires for doing a live and I honestly do need new headphones I be getting my headphones from Five Below but one of them broke so I it's like Okay cool so I think I have four more Five Below headphones once we get down to one pair I'm going to get some real headphones like right now let me see do a closeup these are my Spidey ones these are actually one of my favorites from Five Below but you know I wouldn't suggest editing with them I just do live just so I could hear my voice during the lives the microphone I wonder if the airpod airpod max coming green but with a SE Port I do not like those colors I mean of course I can get black I mean and then maybe get some green coverings but yeah it's like lavender like my best friend would love the lavender ones she is such a lavender head but it not really yeah ever since I got my new airpod Pros um I don't blast them as much the noise cancellation is so good that I can't hear enough of my environment at all so I'm like sometimes I just have one headphone in or I I just won't I won't walk around with them they're good though they're excellent but then it made me realize if you blast it you cannot hear anything around around you which is so dangerous I love I love the thought of hearing protection cuz I love to blast music like lowkey I just like blasting people out I be like especially New York I don't want to talk to you I don't even know you I know I got hearing damage between the concerts the clubs the headphones all I could say is right now it's fine like it just doesn't get any worse I used to be able to hear across a big room now it's like I have to be relatively close to hear people I said o I can't EAS drob like I used to look at the bus in the background this red bus behind her a San Francisco street that's cool that you can put the hearing so I don't know about you guys my he app is connected to my doctor so it's so cool you have a added hearing hearing um option to send them [Music] wow for oh they they're going to have a hearing a option in your airpods that's so cool that is so cool you go Apple making hair and AIDS look super cool and yet these things still don't come in Black make it make sense e all right Kate oh her name wasn't Barbara the one with the cool jeans was Kate it's still in white I will not be mad that I got my airpods this this um I think I bought them in this early summer or late spring no love lost still no black no black no black so we are about 40 minutes in and now we're talking about the [Music] iPhone now even though I said even though I said no expectations I would love to see the iPhone with a better hard drive better picture without having an exteral hard drive no expectations though win [Music] wink for some reason I would love to see apple with a folding folding option nothing I need but I see people with the phing phones and I'm like that's kind of cute it's it FS oh they changed the camera yes no more big awkward Square o yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm saying it like I'm G to buy a new one not I got iPhone 15 Pro we good but I love the new camera at least the design I'm already already like oo oh yes got that big old Square you like what the hell what the yes yes yes iPhone 16 okay he probably got the same colors of the freaking headphones in the phone if my best friend is watching it's your year the lavender I only like green yellow are my favorite two colors green bean first oh they have this greenish color why don't the headphones come come in the color of the F wait wait why I'm I'm confused why don't the airpod Mac come in the same color as the phone the phone got some some pretty pink this nice green like what what am I missing so you have the 6.1 size and you also have the 6.7 okay [Music] I don't even think I act I think I have action button I never customized I don't even know Lear how to use my phone hi okay I wonder why Apple doesn't just make a camera so it be like a iPhone without service and so just cut the bill question you need to cut the price y'all need your own camera just saying for oops what they were like do you have the a16 bionic obsolete we're now doing the a18 wow e for oh so the A6 biotic is 40% I mean the the newer chip is 40% faster that's crazy well I wish I could have got the new phone but my phone couldn't hold out it was like sis you need it all right we're going to be talking about Apple intelligence who you know what I'm wondering if they're ever going to have an update for the iPad Mini which has no option to use the Apple intelligence yet just wondering I don't know if I would buy a new iPad mini but I would like the option to have updated iPad Mini I think I would get a pro before A Min but the pro so expensive I would need like the Black Friday or Amazon Prime deal of the century that's actually actually I got my first pro I got it on a really cool deal like a good $8 $900 off during the pandemic e e e I love AI writing assistant tools it is so helpful like you still have to look at what you're writing sometimes the Tone's completely not you but I'm sure if Apple intelligence involved it's probably going to be a little bit better it knows your style of writing and knows who you are Cowboy frog what oh yo you already know it's going to go crazy once the new Apple intelligence is available like as part of the official launch I know I'm going to be a major pain and butt with it now nice so you could word search things like so specific like it could be Trisha in a redress flipping oh that's so cool oh I wish this was out sooner I have a special project I don't want to give it away just in case you're watching to edit and it would be so easy just to find these things so easy o I have so many duplicate photos I'm going going be like Siri please fix all that e uhuh so your beta comes out in October and then it's slow roll out throughout the year the rest of the year [Music] interesting e I'm done I'm done so visual assistant is like that Google feature hold on let me see I can't for I am having a hard time finding what I'm looking for exactly but uh yeah it's I know one of my friends Google phones does this well I'm glad we get to join the Google people all right I get excited about cameras mhm e for oo a 1.6 aperture that's nice that means you're going to get a nice depth of field woo that means you get that nice bokeh I don't even think I have a lens I think the the lens smallest I have here is uh 2.0 maybe on my Cannon the camera upgrade looks really sweet 48 megapixels that's bananas okay e for e e e e e e e e e e for e for huh so in the newer iPhones I noticed you have the a apple intelligence without having to have a pro so is there a pro this season so let's say I was crazy enough to upgrade I'm probably going to get a high ex 800 off but I think I'll leave my phone alone I'll wait till my contract's over is there iPhone Pro [Music] curious okay [Music] Dad this is over an hour a lot of talking I use it now well the good thing is the entry level Apple um iPhone is really good it's better than my Pro or equal to my Pro so I can imagine the pro oh the pro got that square I smoke to soon if you're into Pro you got that big old Square okay for oh no so it's now 6.3 and 6.9 but I'm keeping it real I cannot stand big phones that would be like a deal breaker for me not unless it's a bigger screen with the same size G I like my stuff a little demure compact they're really big on this titanium okay desert titanium is is that rose gold I'll oh Jesus take the whe I'm tired or bored I don't know which what I'm feeling right [Music] now e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e all right I hope you enjoyed watching me sleep for some of this because that's exactly what I did uh all right it's time for a quick recap I knew from the last presentation to not have any expectations that was the lesson learn no expect expectations and it's a good thing I didn't cuz kind of underwhelmed um um the cyph is providing a good quick nap for me um all right let's start with the Positive tries again I loved the features coming to the um the air airpod Pros I'm glad the Apple watch 10 and Ultra will be charging quicker um the I love the new iPhone 16 and 16 Pro a better camera better capability for filming video it will be charging faster as well better battery I just felt like y'all could have shaved this down by half an hour I literally fell asleep if you guys watch the replay you will see me sleeping and it's not that it was boring it felt like it was just unnecessary talk but um it would have been nice to have gotten an update about the I the uh iPad Pro especially with having the a the Apple Intelligence coming out next month and the beta and of course the full launch will be probably by the end of the year but and um it would be nice to see the airpods pros or the airpods in general in Black I'm not sure what what why are we still in white airpods I'm like I'm legitly not mad that I upgraded sooner than I did cuz mine was just static and I was over it um I tried to stay awick it it just hurt it hurt so bad and so I that's it for me um I'm actually probably go take a nap right now I'm like my dog around 4 in the morning woke me up and she's the kind of dog if she wakes you up something's wrong with her or something's wrong with the people in the house or you so of course she woke me up and I found out she needed water cuz first I went back to sleep of course when she bothered me the first time and then she was like like heavy in my ear and I'm like okay she probably needs water cool but then messed up my sleep and that's why I probably fell asleep in this thing but uh yeah that's that's the story why I probably fell asleep and uh yeah that's all I have for you guys thank you guys for watching I'm actually going to take a power nap right now and um honestly I don't think I'm going to buy anything that came out at all like I'm fine with what I have but congratulations to those who will be getting a new iPhone because the Apple intelligence only works with very very few models I will say this before I say good night I do like that you don't have to have the pro model iPhones to use the Apple intelligence I love that the pro phones are expensive the only reason why I got a pro is because I got mine relatively recently and if if you don't know when you buy a newer when you buy a phone towards the end of its cycle they get much cheaper through your company through your um Telephone Company so granted my phone's worth a lot I didn't I think my final cost was like $8 $900 so like that's why I was like oh yeah let me get what I really want if you're giving me such a big discount but let's say I was on a budget then the iPhone regular should be fine especially now that the AI is involved but usually I do get the best phone possible so I don't have to upgrade for a while so um yeah that would that's really cool and I love that they went from the um 16 chip uh to the 18 so they just leap two years ahead that's probably because of the Apple intelligence so yes that was really cool I just felt like I just wish they said a lot less and then we could have just wrapped this up in an hour as opposed to hour and a half and you wouldn't have to see me fall asleep but it's not that I was bored or maybe I was bored let me just be honest maybe I was bored and then my body said you know it's a good time to take a nap with that being said now thanks for watching and I will see you guys um up in these gadget gadget streets that's it for now bye [Music] [Music]