CANT TAKE THE D!!!! #9 Michigan vs Fresno State | Full Game Highlights |2024

next St we got Michigan verse Fresno State now first game of the new season you know what I'm saying Michigan going for another Natty uh back to back now I have had a lot of comments people already hating people already hating on Michigan oh y'all lost all y'all good players y'all got a quarter back now me personally I am a casual uh college football fan let me know um but bro don't hate bro all right don't hate okay don't hate don't hate cuz y'all said the same [ __ ] last year so hey you like hit that sub [Music] button and Now Fresno State never never heard of him bro this should be easy uh 100 to zip blowout all right 100 is it blow up easy our defense our defense still amazing [ __ ] I just called it our defense still amazing [ __ ] it's still amazing defense what they say what they say let me know what they say talk to me talk say what they say defense win championships defense they don't say offense defense we got that good D we got that good [Applause] D they scared already oh my God they're scared first play the game bro you [ __ ] trash Oh my God this going to be a great season great season I'm got to see the offense bro sh is over we already won an Natty bro just just that right there just confirmed everything all right here we go that's a great [ __ ] ass oh yeah keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing yeah yeah oh we got B boy orgy you know I love orgies oh I love orgies I love orgies I love it come on bro y'all really like this is hilarious like and I already know when you are a number one team like it's not even look at our ranking I don't even know how our rankings is even what's the word like how do how do we our rankings you know what I'm saying I think they said for college football it's like whatever team has like the strongest schedule or something like that let me know in the comments how you get them but we should be ranking but when you number one bro everybody automatically just want to hate this is what they want to do bro they just want to hate you know what I'm saying and I I know you know y'all just love y'all Team bro but y'all got to be biased sometimes don't be a delusional fan no when I be delusional it's not even be me being delusional cuz we literally win natties so it's like I'm everything I'm saying like we're just yo yo yo wait who he's still going who whoa whoa chill ch ch call your ass down call your ass down ass down this still a great this is a risk this is a risky but ah it almost worked out though okay you know what I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at that his last name Moss get him get him oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes come on bro y'all have zero CH you have zero chance zero zero zero come on Fresno y already knew this G happen bro and we at home what the we don't have a yeah okay okay okay okay this is still a good pass though nevertheless this is still a good pass I'm not going to lie who is this quarterback bro we have two we we're subbing two of them in right now that's a nice pass bro I'm not going to lie to you this is a a good defensive play right here good BL not doing nothing with it bro just go down okay you're not going to get a pick six against michig okay you even lucky you even caught that pick in the first place you lucky [ __ ] you're lucky it's okay bro it's okay what's his name I need know his name it's okay bro this is a good maybe ah yeah never mind see it not [Applause] yep yeah yeah have enough um enough where's the where's the off and this is why we say this is why we say always do that last rep cuz I know when you be in the gym and you doing them curls you like ah not today you know I'mma just I'm going just let it go you know I already did enough no this is what happens do your [ __ ] reps every single one every single one bro this is literally just one last rep and this is a great [Music] [Applause] [Music] pass no no no no no no no chill chill chill chill chill this can't be real life no no no [ __ ] no no oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch what's up what's up what's going on no state by the [Applause] way standing with his helmet very interesting defense that certainly last year love to rotate because they kept guys fresh for the fourth quarter keing the pressure yo that about to be an amazing catch bro oh my [Applause] gosh oh what's up was this we was even pressed oh he I see it right here bro he [ __ ] him up oh you got [ __ ] no bro what's up with the defense see this is this is [Applause] how momentum is really everything bro we we throw one bad pick and now everything going to [ __ ] just like that there you go there you go bring it back oh yes oh yes bring it back it's okay everything okay this this football know we know what to do we know what to do we know what to do we are a Natty winning team okay we do this for a fun I told you I told you just relax in the pocket bro I told you you are a good quarterback I can see it do [ __ ] dot [ __ ] [ __ ] dot keep going you ain't done third n come on ah y I like that Donan how we getting stopped by fres no State the [ __ ] are these people 45 y attemp Dr come on bro yo what I just [Applause] say oh of oh third down conversions we average we averaged seven yards oh no no oh average yards to go wow wow okay this is bad bro what is this is this play calling like I don't know what's happen okay there we go there we go don't fumble oh do not fumble oh not fumble okay let's go come on thir another third down here we go oh that's the ball that's the ball remember this is the first game of the season you know what I'm saying we [Applause] got do Don do do doin do it this is what I love to see right here the [ __ ] off me get off [Applause] me flag on what flag on what we just ran the ball on Third and 17 what what oh we're taking okay transf from AR there you go nice oh my gosh I'm not going to lie they should start they should add that bro that should be a new saying defense win championships but also kickers win championships I ain't gonna lie because just these these kicks right here are very important if you would have missed both of them we' be it still be seven to three bro you know what I'm saying that's still terrible but just these two clutch kicks and I know it's going to make it 10 times better you know I'm say cuz now it's a two-score game and Fresno still can't score touchdowns they really relying off kicking field goals that's the only way they going to score bro H let's go def wi [Applause] [Music] championships hey let's go oh no my God going to take it for first down second and 18 we just gave up second and 18 so we did we just get we just got a sack and then gave up a first down the next play really wow third down scream good [ __ ] okay okay let's go all right second orgy oh my we love orgies we love orgies let's go I feel like ory damn who the [ __ ] yo can ory throw the ball or is he just a runner okay I think he's just a runner oh gosh okay okay okay orgie all right all right it's my first time seen you in real life I only seen him on NCAA the looking around for some of it's something it's something that's off it's something that's on but it's off though at the same time good defense great defense bro like great defense they can't do anything this what I'm saying literally Lots literally lots and that's literally give us more more opportunities how many times have we had the ball this game we had the ball most of the game they they barely even touch the ball or like time time possession posession with the [Applause] ball [Applause] a zider oh my God bro you are a goat bro you are a goat you are a goat bro let's go that's all we need bro yo okay we got to get I don't know what's it's like the quarterback it's like our quarter it's I don't know that I don't know cuz he look good back there like he looks good standing tall in the pocket it's okay they can have that they can have [Applause] that now now they throwing dots okay now they throwing all right all [Applause] right yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes mind you what incoe let's go they definitely no no incomplete in I'll tell you what that looks like no no don't no don't [ __ ] say that don't say that like no [ __ ] catch no no no no no no no no it's something that's off they're roll incoe his foot out of bounds his foot is out of bounds bro no it's not a catch his foot is out of bounds his foot is out of bounds this angle literally shows it I tell you what that looks like a catch the did not move it can touch the ground but it didn't move his arms were under it he never lost control why is he what whoa the ball boy throw me off is his foot is out of bounds bro not this ch wide no this what I'm saying this this is where our field goals help us out cuz even if they score is okay you want waste the clock it's all right let him score bro let him score it's okay they can have that bum ass whatever bro y'all have it congratulations bro the only touchdown y'all scoring this game like come on you Rachel Sharpie well nice job by Mikey ke because there is an unblock this is zero C we playing a lot of manto man Mike ni that was nice I don't know who this quarterback is has he been playing the whole game or I'm tripping there we go orgy there we go here we go orgy orgie okay can can we see orgy throw a pass can he not throw it all my [ __ ] what's going on I haven't seen him throw one pass he's just running bro he's not tasing okay we don't want a TM heel I mean it's okay but at the same time it's like oh okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] okay okay okay I see you not done he not done he not done he not done he not done we got all the great running backs all the great running [Applause] backs we I said we wasting that time 5 minutes left and we about to score touchdown it's over it's over bro y'all can have that y'all can have that bro we playing smart we know how to win football games that's what y'all forget we know how to win football games even if we have't a tough game even if we hav one even if we having a tough game it don't matter it does not matter bro you know what I'm saying kicker amazing job defense amazing job you know what I'm saying defense win championships kicker always come together now on offense what is the problem offense bro let me know in the comments if y'all can explain it better to me but every pass I've seen the quarterback throw like is it really the quarterback fault or is it our play calling I don't know and it's only these are only the highlights so I really can't see I got I got to see the fool like play to play so I can give a a real analysis on what's going on you know what I'm saying cuz it's throwing me off cuz the quarterback literally looks nice sometimes you can just look at a quarterback and see how confy is in the pocket and see his pass and you'll be like okay he nice and that's what I get that's the same Vibe I'm getting from so I don't know something throw me off bro it might be play caller that's why would it be it might be play caller it has to be it has to be bro it has to be we still got orgy though and we a running team really a running team so you better call that don't don't even I inter's not that's a catch that's a catch that's a catch no that's a catch hey bro just be hating bro I swear like like bro that's a catch bro and and and even if though just give us the pick bro we're at first of all we're at home okay we we gave and delivered our fans great a great first game to watch you know what I'm saying give us this pick right here bro this literally the Silling pick okay Fresno's not coming back okay number one is not Tom Brady bro he's not making the greatest comeback of all time he's not doing it you had a couple that one drive they scored that's the only drive he he did good in just give us the pick bro whatever bro it don't matter we're still G to stop him bro defense win championships we already won [Applause] [Laughter] it oh my God bro had one good drive bro and the FRS know probably thought they had the next Tom Brady back there no [Applause] no good you can't take the d you can't take it you can't take it that's is what it is you can't you can't and it shows you you can't you can't back to back this actually back to back see what Don was this just say it oh first of 10 okay that was first of 10 the literally next play the next play he feing for a pick he want to throw it to us so bad he just want to throw it to us that's all he want to do that's all he want to do is throw it to us oh here we go another flag oh now they want to fight y'all want to fight y'all mad y'all mad y keep throwing pcks I know like bro and it's crazy cuz like got away with the play before but this time he didn't for Wow roughing the passer Bro [ __ ] the passer how about that bro no that's oh that's another flag oh my what are y'all doing are we selling right now what youo this almost ripped his head off F this is the worst call I've ever seen in my life what is wrong with you bro this is literally a sellout right here I catching okay this has to be no no if we sell this game I'm not going to lie bro very you thought [ __ ] you thought you thought you really thought didn't you you thought you thought oh my God yo no no no no no three picks in one drive is insane I'm not gonna lie three picks in one drive bro will Johnson will Johnson bro best corner in the league easy bro best corner best corner in League easy BR y'all really thought though oh this has to be the most satisfying thing as a corner bro a pck six on the on in the Red Zone oh my gosh oh my gosh all you see is just green grass you know what I'm saying you just run 90 yards all you see is everybody chair you on and you at home and it's like clutch too this is clutch like bro oh my gosh bro that's crazy will Johnson bro literally amazing let's go no one's catching them don't even try to run not DK Ma I'm not catching let's go it's over it's over it's over yes sir after the was over what team on what team on what team on what team th a buff song oh my God thr a buff song I knew it I do [Laughter] it oh my God oh my God oh my God this is hilarious oh my God wait is this what they caught it on this must be what they caught it on this got to be what they caught it [Applause] on you know what bro honestly this is worth it this is worth it this game is over bro we're we poed up with a flick real quick don't poke thear too many times you know he this right away P six bro oh my gosh oh my [Applause] gosh oh bro that is hilarious I cannot believe that is actually funny this is why I love Michigan this the whole culture amazing amazing State behind you behind you I'm like Jason come on y'all have zero chance we had that one lucky drive it's over bro it's over it's over let's go oh Warren all right Warren I ain't gonna lie Warren look he look just like JJ say say I'm C Warren look exactly like JJ literally exactly like anyways though um yeah we gotta see about Warren bro I ain't gonna lie we gota see about Warren I I have a i something in me and I want y'all to mark this too something in me right now sees good in waren something sees good in him all right even if this was a weird game for a quarterback we got to see let me look at uh I gotta start remember to do this too I gotta start remember doing this okay we gonna look at the stats real quick hold on let's see what this look like let's see bro all right two 22 for 36 238 yards okay one TD two interceptions Davis War 15 for 25 100 yards now I don't know if he really played like last year and stuff like that cuz JJ was mostly playing but I don't know bro Malik 14 carries for 24 yards bro we are clamping [ __ ] you can't run four he almost got more carries than yards the yo 15 carries 92 yards nice game bro great game I think this is number 20 right yeah I think it's number 20 how much is the uh origy had more carries no he had more yards dang 1127 I don't really think this is a running game to be honest and bro I ain't going to lie orgy though not bad orgy not bad we got like a little tast some heel going on you know what I'm saying so that might be something uh PR yards receiving yards Jaylen Moss Lovin obviously going crazy um 97 yards okay let's look at the team stats eight eight receptions 8 87 yards wait do this show the okay he went 15 for 25 what is that what is that percentage I think this is a good percentage right I think this is a good percentage it just I think on the highlights it just look it look it look a little weird two foot no two reception yeah this I ain't gonna lie but he had two receptions and got zero yards wait what are you serious one TD am I tripping must be high we got see about war we got I I I I love it though okay defense always gonna step up for us you know what I'm saying we have nothing to worry about because our defense is going to handle you know what I'm saying really that's how it is like defense it's the defense and offense the defense and offense is both friends okay so just like you and your friend you got to stick up for your friend and they got to stick up for you you know I'm saying so some games the offense might be going crazy the defense getting scored on but as a offense you gota be like all right you know what friend I see that you not picking up your slack so I'mma work even harder for you then some games the defense vice versa feel me so he wi Championship you know what I'm saying