Gutfeld: These Republicans are ‘swamp rats’

IF YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THINGS TAKE A LOOK AT THE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE ACCORDING TO RECENT REPORTS FROM "USA TODAY" 203RD EIGHT REPUBLICAN STAFF ARE SIGNED A LETTER ENDORSING KAMALA HARRIS. THE LETTER CLAIMS THAT ANOTHER TRUMP PRESIDENCY WOULD DAMAGE OUR BELOVED DEMOCRACY. AND ALTHOUGH THEY DISAGREE WITH THE DAMS THE ALTERNATIVE IS SIMPLY UNATTAINABLE. THE STAFFERS WORK FOR McCAIN, GEORGE W. BUSH, MITT ROMNEY, MEANING THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WERE ALSO ONCE DEEMED A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY BY THE DEMOCRATS. HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGETS. SO HOW IS IT THAT 238 A GENUINE CONSERVATIVES ARE SO OFFENDED THAT FLEEING THE G.O.P. TO GO TO THE MOST LIBERAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF OUR LIFETIMES, A LADY UNBURDENED BY THE WEIGHT OF BRAIN CELLS, A WOMAN SO IT LEFT SHE'S LEFT REALITY, THIS IS A CROCK-POT WHO BAILED OUT OF VIOLENT FELONS, WANT THE TAX MONEY YOU HAVE -- HAVEN'T MADE YET, WHILE DEMANDING YOU PAY FOR INMATE CHANGES. IF SHE GOT ANY CRAZIER YOU GET PETER TO AN ELEPHANT. THE ANSWER IS EVER IS A TRUMP, IT TRUMPS EVERYTHING. IT'S NEVER A POLICY BECAUSE THEY NEVER MENTION IT. INSTEAD THEY PRATTLE ON ABOUT NEBULOUS FEARS, WHILE CATERING TO A PARTY THAT IMPORTS KILLERS AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY OURS ARE NOT UP TO THE JOB. AND THEY RODE A SIMILAR LETTER IN 2020. SO HOW THAT WORKOUT. GREAT THAT'S LIKE BEING CIRCUMCISED WITH A SPARK FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS. WE COULD GO THROUGH THE LIST OF DISASTERS FROM THE BORDER TO AFGHANISTAN, CRAM,S CRIME, INFLATION, AND THE ODD STAFFING DECISIONS. SHOULD IT -- VISA TRIP TELEVISION ADMIT THEIR ENDORSEMENT CAME AT A COST OR COULD IT BE IT AN R ACROSS THE MIDDLE? THEY GOT A PAY OFF THE MEDIA STRANGE NEW RESPECT, INVITATION TO COCKTAIL PARTIES PREVIOUSLY OFF-LIMITS, A GUEST SPOT ON CNN SNIFFING. AND SO AFTER FOUR YEARS A LEFT WING LUNACY THEY DID IT AGAIN AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED IN BETWEEN. AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT ABOUT POLICY HOW EVEN HARRIS IS DEALING TRUMPS POSITIONS. INSTEAD IT'S THAT HE REFUSED TO DO WHAT THEIR WAY. SO ANYWAY IT'S LIKE SUING THE DOCTOR WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE BECAUSE HE SHAVE YOUR HEAD TO CUT THE TOMB AROUND. SO NOW THEY ARE ON THE WARPATH LIKE LISMORE AND AT THE COLUMBUS ESTATE PARADE. IS NO QUESTION THESE REPUBLICANS TOOK A SIMILAR ABUSE FROM THE LEFT, THAT TRUMP TAKES A NOW. EVERY DAY GEORGE W. BUSH WAS CALLED A WAR CRIMINAL, THEY DEEMED A ROMNEY BIGOT, A CRACKER WHO PUT BLACKS BACK AND CHANGED. AND THERE'S McCAIN WHO WAS LOVED BY THAT MEDIA UNTIL HE RAN AGAINST OBAMA THEN HE BECAME THE OLD REACTIONARY BIGOT WOULD CAUSE WORLD WAR III. IT'S ALL BASES REPUBLICANS ARE MORE FULL OF [BLEEP] THAN A HOTEL TOILET AT THE IBS CONVENTION. THEY ARE REALLY JUST SWAMPER IS TERRIFIED OF THE ORANGE MONSTER BECAUSE HE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT. WHEN TRUMP CAME ALONG NOTHING WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN. THE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT THERE'S AN APPROVED WAY OF DOING THESE THINGS. APPROVED PIPELINES IT TO PRODUCE CANDIDATES, AND TRUMP UNCLOGGED THAT PIPELINE WITH A FIRE HOSE FILLED WITH EX-LAX. NO WONDER THEY ACT LIKE THEY GOT THEIR PUNISHED BY MIKE TYSON. BUT REMEMBER THE DEMOCRATS MIGHT BE ABLE TO CAPTURE 203RD EIGHT DRONES, BUT TRUMP GOT A TOLL SEAT AND THEN RFK JR. AND THAT'S A TRADE THAT I WILL TAKE ANY DAY. BECAUSE. [APPLAUSE] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> Greg: THOSE TWO ARE NOT JUST SIGNING LETTERS THEY ARE PUTTING THEMSELVES OUT THERE OFFERING IDEAS AND DISCUSSING SOLUTIONS. PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE A TRUMP WILLING TO BREAK THE MOULD. SO IF YOU'RE TRULY RADICAL, OF REBEL IN THE PUREST SENSE HOW CAN YOU NOT DO THE SAME? THEY SUIT TRUMP THEY TRY TO ARREST THEM, THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM, THEY CHANGED THE LAWS AND THE WAYS WE VOTED TO PREVENT HIM FROM WINNING THEY SHAMED, TARGETED, NOT JUST HIM BUT ALSO HIS SUPPORTERS. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? HE'S A SCARY, SCARIER THAN A COURT ORDERED WITH A VIEW. THIS IS A MOMENT TO ASK DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A PETITION OF [BLEEP] OR A PIRATE SHIP FULL OF SCARY PEOPLE. THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ON A PIRATE SHIP YOU'VE ALREADY DECIDED THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] WHAT PEOPLE THINK. YOU ALREADY FREE, FREER THAN THOSE PETITION SIGNING PANSIES. UNLIKE THEM YOU ARE NOT DESPERATE FOR ACCEPTANCE. YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON, YOU DON'T NEED TO BELONG, YOU JUST

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