today I effed up by texting my pregnant wife that this isn't working I went to work today and as usual turned my phone off when I turned it back on I had almost 30 missed texts and calls from my pregnant wife most of them asking how I could do this I had no idea what she was talking about she didn't answer any of my calls back when I got home she was packing up to leave I'll admit it I cried a lot I had no clue what was happening or what I did wrong finally she showed me a text where I supposedly said I wanted a divorce I immediately realized what had happened this morning a freestanding mirror for our bedroom was delivered I texted her the new mirror came in I'm going to try to put it together but I may need your help later I struggled with it and eventually gave up so I texted her this isn't working and at this point I think I need to just give up apparently the first text didn't go through only the second one did so my pregnant wife panicked for a few hours while I was off thinking everything was fine she even called a divorce lawyer