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we we went ahead and put the phone on low power mode we're back we're a little late but just more the usual all you missed was more the usual what' you miss they returned the field goal they got a penalty it sent them backwards 10 yards they moved the ball forward one yard throwing from there that's just genius stuff that's just [ __ ] genius stuff wow that was so so cool and good of Rocco to [ __ ] throw it right through that guy's hands it takes a lot of skill to throw a ball right through a defender's hands I don't want to say bad things about Roco okay these are kids these are kids there are men but these are kids kids out there working on their education did he get the first oh oh he couldn't make it oh he couldn't make it what's going on welcome to egog Fitness welcome to Revolution the ground floor is your host [ __ ] fat Zack fourth and three oh defense is gonna have to score dude what is going on with my bottom TV I didn't need anything at the half I probably should have I could have used the snack I'm getting pretty grouchy and a flag oh Matt delay a game kicking team Matt Campbell's about as mad as I am Campbell's losing his [ __ ] [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen I hate to say it but Matt Campbell should have went to Notre Dame when he had a chance he us they were talking Notre Dame they're talking about USC it was right after Brock py left for his sake he should have went and did that when he had the chance bottom okay Baylor got on the board oh they don't call the the the pushing and the shoving but they call every other little [ __ ] thing that the uh the big boys do nice crowd in here starting off early it's a good three minute crowd hey how you doing Bara bottom the bottom TV wants me to have a heart attack ladies and gentlemen anybody here from Reddit or Instagram I hopped on Reddit and Instagram and said we going to be doing the second half oh we need our likes we need our comments we need our subscriptions okay that's how we do this okay I do this 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least 16 to zero here soon for the Iowa State cyclon so oh good God Almighty ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna blow my voice out and I'm and I'm hoping I don't have a heart attack I don't know who's going to die first me or the phone Okay the phone's on 20 something percent that was an oversight on my part but we're going to hang on as long as we can ladies and gentlemen gamees back Hawkeyes are doing a lot of things right Hawkeyes are doing a lot of things right they're playing beautiful complimentary football and I hate to [ __ ] say it and watching the Hawkeyes I'm talking in circles I said it earlier hey uh was that vinil vinil how you doing talking talking when we're watching a team who has brilliant special teams the idle Hawkeyes there are arch nemesis and we're getting killed by their special teams and we don't yes oh my boy my boy Porter John hakok okay we'll get to that in a second Todd Pico Graham do you know Jon Jones John heok and his defense are keeping this team alive but godamn it they need to [ __ ] score [ __ ] the Hawks JP okay Todd the Beast aka the Antichrist Mark of the beasted me with a bar cat on my wrist when he pretended to be a cop to get close to me to shake my hand his equipment is on the back of his wrist well I'm sorry to hear that Todd that's unfortunate come on Roco come on Roco now let's see how our brilliant offensive coordinator and we always have a brilliant offensive coordinator we always have a guy who's guaranteed to go out there and get you three [ __ ] yards and I think we just got three yards there didn't we see oh maybe more by God we got four yards wow so that's all the offense we're probably GNA see so I should probably go get up and take a [ __ ] come on Roco come on Roco three yards three yards again and a fumble this is a winnable game at this point you know it is a winnable game okay do you want to blow your rod and start throwing it deep no probably not you can probably still stick to your game plan nearly a half a football left you got to take away okay three yards that's our specialty all right oh my God oh my God that's like that's like 10 drives worth offense right there on one play ladies and gentlemen that's like 10 drives with offense right there on one play Rocco who's that clatz way to go clatz okay Abu Abu samama yeah well let's see if I have the same luck Abu samama Asama been running never mind never mind and we know we need a touchdown here we know we need a touchdown because we don't have a [ __ ] kicker and I'm I'm gonna have a heart attack if I got to talk about Iowa special teams anymore you know we got a team that's never won 10 games you know maybe maybe we should try special teams there's three phases of football one of them yeah that a boy that's Ben bramer out of Nebraska nebrasky Ben bramer nebrasky Ben bramer looks like we got another like thank you guys we need the likes comments subscription I hate the shill I hate to do it but we do we we [ __ ] need him that's how we do this ad a boy that's not Abu Jaylen Jackson I'm not as familiar with his game but okay now this has been a EXC well we we went three and out and we got the penalty we got [ __ ] on the very opening drive but it's it's coming together since then ladies and gentlemen it's coming together since then if Iowa wins uh I win 450 uh every Clips I'm sorry to say it but I hope you lose today brother but you know should the Cyclones go down we got to support here who will benefit and uh I guess I suppose we can be happy about that every Clips I suppose we can be happy about that all right I'll hold you to that it's eggnog Fitness venmo eggnog Fitness cash app go bills you guys a little little ahead of himself not till tomorrow I don't think Bottom t is giving me fits hopefully it doesn't it's going to open up pornog nope oh look at the referee thinking about it the referee's like how can I take this touchdown away every day is game day for Bills fans hey I'm not a Bills fan but I'm a bills supporter okay I I am a big supporter of the bills Mafia I it would be my dream to go up to Buffalo slather lather me up and catch up and mustard and lider fluid and throw me through a goddamn flaming table okay that would be a dream so Charlie I hope you have a good day tomorrow I'm not sure who you playing who are you playing Charlie and uh I I'm a bills supporter I'm not a Bill's fan but I'm a Bill's supporter for hey blue cheese or go [ __ ] your mother to quote the great oh good God oh I'm having uh Arizona yeah you got this yeah that's easy money tomorrow Kyler Murray even the quarterback still or is he too busy playing video games okay we're alive we're live we're live this is a new game now look at the referee he's say how can I how can I make this not a touchdown he goes ah [ __ ] I guess I have to I guess I have to give it to him that's what the referee says 75 yards n nine plays four and a half minutes yep short dog Murray I think we I think we're going to go on a little field trip together ladies and gentlemen we're going to be making a piss run here we're going to be making a piss run my bathroom I fixed my bathtub earlier ladies and gentlemen I live in an apartment but I'm prideful of my handiness no no dump just a quick piss well hell yeah um a young family member of mine told me that it would be his dream to be a third a third string quarterback in the NFL you know sitting on the bench forget about Kyler mury you know sit sitting on the bench in the NFL and the NBA uh Major League Baseball I imagine you know sitting on the bench there you're set well maybe not set but you know you have to maintain a manageable lifestyle but you know cuz some any of those guys go bankrupt but you're uh you're going to be having a pretty good time sitting on the bench trying to fix the bottom TV now MacBook is not the ticket DeShaun Watson is the king of getting paid for nothing and he knows how to have a good time doesn't he Caitlyn Clark the beautiful talented Caitlyn Clark I'm conflicted about Caitlyn Clark Kate Martin okay they done a lot for the state of Iowa yeah um a step further Caitlyn Clark is from my hometown not only is she from my hometown she's from the same side of my hometown as me I went to the white trash school she went to the preppy school but we're from the same side of the same town you know so I guarantee I to Lincoln I guarantee Caitlin Clark has been to the Lincoln party so I am a Caitlin Clark supporter you'll never see me wearing or drip you I you know I don't know if if we have fans here of my videos I make a lot of Caitlyn Clark videos all right let's see it let's see it yeah he wants to return it because he knows that we don't [ __ ] have special teams okay we got a game we got a game it's less than one score game and you know I I got so mad about that Miss field goal earlier deservedly so everything I said about that field goal is true you got a big moment like that you send out a kid who's never kicked a goddamn field goal in his life he's never even tried shout out to my dog and then you miss it okay it it could be a field goal game right now it could be 10 to 13 but guess what Iowa State doesn't believe in field goals well they believe in them but they're not real okay good God okay okay we can keep him the three we can keep him the three hell yeah Charlie yeah I'm I'm a homer I'm a homer dude I I'm watching uh pretty much Cyclone football only I mean I I pay attention to the top 10 when it you know through the year a little bit but I'm a homer now the defense [ __ ] up gave up that big chunk whatever they can keep them where they at on the field I mean they just kept him to one there keep him to one couple more times you're set that's like teetering on I don't I don't I guess I don't know the range that's not Cyclone range Cyclone's not making that kick how about we move him backwards can we move him backwards maybe maybe maybe no not even close not even [ __ ] close not even remotely close why is that guy giving the finger to the middle cam the middle finger is a family program the camera the camera guys I mean that's why the camera cut away too they're giving you this moment to you know your profile pick on every website for the rest of your life maybe that's why you did it good god well we can keep him to three and here's another thing ladies and gentlemen when we inevitably lose this game 14 to 16 we call that we call that a Matt Campbell Victory when we lose by one score in heartbreaking fashion we call that a Matt Campbell Victory bottom TV is giving me fits watch real footb what are you talking about soccer football youill we don't nobody's good here there's there's no reason for us to watch soccer football it has no presence here there's nothing to get us interested that looked like a heck of a hit all right this don't mean nothing we know you know with these two teams the Red Zone doesn't really mean anything good God Almighty okay well will they go for two I doubt they'll go for two I think the move is to go for two here because if you have 20 you're going to lose either way you're playing a team that doesn't they can't kick field goals so you're not worried about about us getting to 20 you're worried about us scoring two touchdowns so you got to go for two here's Kaden at MCA they are going for two they had an unsuccessful two-point conversion last year so St statistically you're going to make it 50% of the time so statistically speaking unsuccessful last year they should get this if you're a stats nerd no flag no flag no flag okay now that opens the door that opens the door to a situation where we wish we had three points because then we could win with a touchdown and a field goal but field goals are impossible if you're an Iowa State fan so we need two touchdowns or touchdown two field goals and we know that's not going to [ __ ] happen oh having a huge day okay well let's see what happens when you play [ __ ] Michigan or Penn State have a huge day then oh Baylor got back on the board I asked earlier somebody said it was like an SUV I don't know if that's correct what is a ute is that someone from Utah maybe some type of native ameran americ thing I noticed they have feathers I don't know what a ute is I'm going to drink a half gallon of water sitting here I think maybe more now looks like we had another like again ladies and gentlemen we need the likes we need the comments we need the subscriptions here's my dog Lexi dozari that's how we do this that's how we keep it free we need to boost me the algorithm we need to get me monetized okay I don't want your money I don't I don't even do I want your likes yeah I want your likes okay I I want you to like me yeah yeah yeah but I I don't want you to have to do [ __ ] for me okay I don't want you to have to do [ __ ] for me I I don't want favors from you guys but I do need favors I do need likes comments subscriptions because that's just how this [ __ ] works see what's going on down here at Baylor what do we got here first and 10 okay Baylor okay Baylor oh dangerous of low Sparks like Waco Texas dangerous I blow Sparks like Waco Texas do you think that line is about that's a wuang line dangerous I'll blow Sparks like wngo Texas I don't know who that is uh maybe inspect the deck here's Notre Dame from earlier we got any Catholics in the chat I got a cousin who went there Cody Keller Cody Keller if you're out there if you see this I hope you're doing well I come from a massive family okay let's get down there and [ __ ] score then all right we got a match real quick so you would think that hopefully we would score and then score again and then we would want to go for two on that second score or you know they were just getting into this on pardon my take the other week so let's let's break it down once we get a look at the numbers here okay so we hope we can score now do we go go for it immediately [ __ ] yes dude Jaylen null I've said so many terrible things about the offensive coordinator dude but this second half the coach the offensive coordinator whoever it was the the halftime adjustments are adjusting ladies and gentlemen the halftime adjustments are adjusted now do you go for two here do you go for two here because if you go for two and you get it you create the chance to so let let's pretend Iowa gets a field goal on their next Drive they have 22 okay we're on track to get 21 points right now we didn't go for two we were on track to get we're on track to get 21 points now if we would have went for two there if we would went for two there we would we would have had 15 Iowa gets 22 points we're tied okay now we're playing to have three touchdowns and a loss I think they should have gone for two there and say well well you can just go for two next time right you can just go for two next time well statistically what do we know about two point conversions statistically it's a 50% play so we go for two we miss it we go for two again we get it right isn't that stats we'll see if it comes up or not and uh speaking of going for two speaking of field goals what's the score now 14 to 19 so if we had those three points to earlier 17 to 19 um which is a game you can win with a field goal so we're doing a bad job watching this Utah game anybody here from Reddit anybody here from Instagram I put ads out on those not expecting to see anybody from them but if that's how you got here say what's up love to hear from you oh we got Brady what's Brady selling Brady selling Tostitos does he need to do this how much money you think they pay Brady to sell Tostitos you think they just use it as a write off to hang out with Brady oh Edelman too oh now is that the dude from the unbreakable kimy Schmidt I think it's sad when people who have like legit acting jobs like like get downgraded to commercials which was what happened to that that black dude that black dude used to be like on TV I haven't seen him in anything on TV but I've I've been seeing him in the commercials for years it was like that during covid too a lot this is another story for another time but during Co I actually worked as a scab Stunt Driver I worked as a scab Stunt Driver during Co we're gonna see that beautiful touchdown again ladies and gentlemen Jaylen null n holds barard show no mercy No Remorse no repent I probably said some bad things about jayb Noah before but only in the heat of passion we love her boys we love our man we got to support the man yeah Beck's watching film they say gor Roco Beck his father Anthony Beck NFL coach of the St Lotus battle battle Hawks alian I saw him uh carrying some chairs around at the game last weekend not sure why they had him doing that but I saw him down there and they were putting him to work they had him carrying some chairs around you know of course we want all of our quarterbacks to go to the NFL and win 20 Super Bowls but you know rock OBC went to the battle Hawks that'll be all right you know that'll be all right UFL UFL UFL coach the XFL does not exist anymore how could I forget bottom TVs having fits again next time we do this together if I wasn't with you guys I'd go grab my iPad or something miles purchase purchase more ham and bacon I don't know if miles purchas will go to the NFL but he went to the NFL in my dynasty and that's pretty good oh It's A House Divided there I think all right now where where are we here where are we so nowhere near field goal range you know Iowa they they got a saying in Iowa if we're punting we're winning um so let's see beautiful snap there not not what we're seeing okay that'll work 29 yard line I'm optimistic I'm optimistic ladies and gentlemen boy those Iowa Boys on special teams they get down there like lightning here we go hey hey girl you know if you're a chubby band girl [ __ ] fat Zack on Instagram all right all right all right all right all right all right all right I don't I don't believe in anything okay I don't believe in the Beatles I only believe in me uh I don't I this game's not over till it's over I mean we're losing still six yards six yards ladies and gentlemen okay okay I can't do it not enough of a [ __ ] to be able to do that all right we got a game we got a game we got a game who's this guy again Jackson was it Javon Jackson Senior from Texas okay no no no no no no no no no no no no no no our stream's [ __ ] up our stream is [ __ ] up oh no no no no no no no no out this is bad all right give me a second while I work on the stream here ladies and gentlemen if I have to reset the internet we're absolutely [ __ ] shout out to IC internet um not sure how the stream has been for you guys but they [ __ ] me a lot come on come on Big Money big money okay we're back we're back who who who who whoa third and four third and four is a big ask for this team usually oh nice oh Hansen the white guy our little our little mcaffrey when I use him online I go mcaffrey mcaffrey that's what I say what are we doing I I we have to be punting I think why not just go for it from here honestly I don't know I always go from it from here on the video game maybe our punter yeah our punter sucks bad enough that we're not even worried about him getting a Touchback I don't know maybe they weren't quite where I thought they were on the field you know the defense got that takeaway everybody always says the defense the defense the defense maybe the defense could score oh yep FedEx commercial whoopy freaking do Basel the bottom TV is cursed bottom TV is always doing some [ __ ] like this I don't know if I can lower the resolution on the stream don't look like it oh that's porog pornog Fitness okay oh they got a game down there in Utah that would be nuts if uh Baylor beat Utah I guess I don't really want Baylor to beat Utah I want Baylor to do as good or I want Utah to do as good as they can and then lose to the hopefully undefeated Cyclones dude I I'm gonna lose my mind with these commercials dude I need the game back Cy on offense I or sorry Hawkeye offense I hate to say it looks decent today we need another one of those Cade MCM interceptions not sure why I'm watching a Florida cast of the Cyclone game but whatever at Toyota of Hollywood Baylor's coming to life unranked Baylor against number 11 Utah now will Baylor go for two when they score I think they have to oh look at this chunk they had a chunk on the top TV for a little bit not not a big chunk guy not a big like chocolate chunk guy but I like a sporty chunk I like like a good like like met RX bar okay lots of calories but fitness-minded of course you're not sure what I'm talking about I'm talking about large women not not a fat guy guy not a fat or sorry not a fat girl guy not a fat guy guy either athletic fat however big fan big fan there there's got to be some beef under that goo okay okay six yards passing in the second half well I mean they had that interception they haven't like really done much passing so I don't I don't know if we want to be that critical about it but defense if you are ever going to defense now is the time to defense okay yeah just like that everybody clap your hands third and 12 will work now Kirk fence is a very conservative coach so do you run it and accept that you're going to punt it because you don't want to create the cause uh for chaos a interception a turnover or do you throw it because it's third and 12 let's find out got one back they think he's gonna throw he's gonna throw it I don't see you see how close that was to a disaster and in Iowa is a special team school so like I don't they could have moved their punter forward nearly look at it dangerous dangerous who is on defense and who's on offense because it looks like the Hawkeyes are swatting it away from the Cyclones on that play okay okay that'll work winnable winnable mcar has been [ __ ] in the bed in the second half come on Rocco come on and it's by the way ladies and gentlemen it's not Rocco I'm worried about okay I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be mad at our boys these are kids working on their education they go do something that provides us a hell of a lot of entertainment okay so I'm not going to come at these kids I'm not going to come at our boys at our men we got to support our men here's will Levis again I don't know if JC's in here from earlier will Levis Master of the two-minute offense um of course I am talking about his private videos not his football career him and that g dudy had some of their private videos leaked um guaranteed for a quick finish levas he doesn't need two minutes he he will get that ball in the end zone and a quickness okay he's he's a oneplay player oh you guys can get to take a look at my beautiful face for a little bit it's just commercials right now so we're putting water down that's hilarious I switched it to my face and we lost like 30 in the chat that's instantly that's hilarious it's just a commercial break people you guys want to watch commercials all right let's watch commercials then I I'm not going to pretend like I'm like hot or super handsome or something but I don't think I'm like that repulsive to where like oh my god get this ogre out of here get some commercials on good God Almighty are they going to show us the last time that we were in Iowa City when Hunter Deckers went out there and bet on himself and [ __ ] got the goddamn thing done nope this is this game 21 if Iowa State wins what do you think they're ranked 25 if we're lucky the first null what does that mean is that like a Christmas thing I don't understand that pun you know Iowa defense has looked pretty goddamn good so if they wanted to not do that on this drive I'd sure appreciate it okay something happened at halftime well I'm not going to get ahead of myself but the halftime adjustments are adjusting the halftime adjustments are adjusted okay and now let's talk about this let's talk about this if we had that field goal we'd be playing for a three-point Victory right now but Iowa State doesn't believe in field goals looks like we got another like thanks for that we need the likes we need the comments we need subscriptions I I don't want to like comment I know it's annoying but that's how this works okay I can do this for a living okay you can say I remember I remember when he was just sitting in his Lazy Boy I was giving him likes comments subscriptions okay we can do something here not I we okay cuz I can't do it by myself you know I I can't put videos up for nobody okay I need y'all so this is something we can do you enjoy what you're seeing do the likes do the comments do the subs and you're gonna be seeing some more of it okay but if we can't get it going that way we can't get it going can we because that's how it works I feel so good about the Iowa State offense right now that I'm able to Yap about myself but we got to get on our feet for another big Cyclones third down come on Roco come on no yeah catching that actually [ __ ] us a little bit didn't it oh he didn't catch it cool because we're going to send the field goal unit out there I don't even think they should I think they should just go for it because here here's the stats about you know we know the stats about going for two you know it's supposed to be a 50% play so if you miss it theoretically uh you'll get the next one oh my God oh my God it's cyclone history a deep field goal in a big moment it's Iowa State Cyclones history and guess what if we wouldn't have missed the field goal earlier we'd be winning right now oh my God take a guess guess again we're we're down by less than one score and if we would have made our field goals we'd be winning right now oh my God it must be Cyclone's football it must be [ __ ] Cyclones football I thought that was Michael Phelps well he's working at Home Depot now I guess there's a lot of Swimmers at Home Depot you know a lot of them swim across the Rio Grand All State hey let's talk about all state protection Plans by the way because I bought one for my Apple headphones and they're a [ __ ] nightmare never buy an all state protection plan never do it it's a [ __ ] nightmare they're sending me on hours of side quests I've got like six hours of side quests trying to get a $20 pair of headphones replaced it is not worth the money not for headphones not not for $20 Apple wired headphones which is another [ __ ] problem by the way because the wired headphones I'm on my third pair and let's hope third time's a charm okay and we're back ladies and gentlemen Mountain Dew do the do I hear they got Baja Blast ice cream right now I uh I might enjoy that I say the play of the game is that [ __ ] Jaylen n touchdown oh just some of the wonderful Angels who cheer for the Iowa State Cyclones I really try not I I like to say creepy things about female athletes and stuff it is a bit it is a bit I get scared that you know I'm running into these girls at Chick-fil-A all the time so it's a bit and I that's why I try not to say creepy things about uh Cyclone women's athletes off limits off limits I I called that AI Crooks cornfed one time which I guess means fat I I was just she's a big strong girl and uh that that got about three million views and everybody said how could you call her cornfed I know her how could you call her that and I you know I didn't mean it like that I meant like she's a big strong G and seeing a big strong Iowa lady prow plow through somebody like cam grink well that gets me [ __ ] going you know that's what Iowa women are capable of and that's kind of what I meant by that oh wrapping them up sending him backwards maybe that Cyclones defense that everybody loves so much could [ __ ] score and you have to assume that they'll throw it here okay okay oh oh oh NOP NOP no okay we'll take it is that even third and 11 maybe the halftime adjustments thus far are adjusting ladies and gentlemen I said it before I'll say it again I probably sound like a broken record okay I've been talking to nobody for two hours we're doing what we can ladies and gentlemen oh I need to mentally prepare myself for the Cyclones offense we're going to blame the offensive coordinator we love Matt Campbell we have a rotating door for our offensive coordinators we we love and support our boys okay I need to mentally prepare for the Cyclones to [ __ ] this up Jaylen null is gonna muff this punt okay fair catch didn't muff the punt we got what is that 81 yards or something some children there Jaylen Herz how about less Jaylen Herz a little bit more Jaylen null little more jayen null one second all right we're back ladies and gentlemen with was ringing knocking on my door ma when you going to ring it when you going to ring it anybody know who sings that song drop it in drop it in the chat Jeeps Jeeps I thought I saw my ex-girlfriend in the Jeep one time so now every time I see Jeeps I lose my [ __ ] mind a little bit murderous rage murderous murderous rage all right let's see what we can do with this bottom TV G it's been giving us fits all day oh good God Almighty you know what maybe I should do in the future is maybe I should start doing the games off of a different device doing the live streams off my phone because something we're up against right now is my phone's almost dead we're on 8% what the [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen it says to rotate my orientation there we go there we go sorry about that everybody so the phone's almost dead you know if we would have done if we did the live stream on the laptop then again how would that work because then You' just be looking at me wouldn't you I don't know we we got some research to do this this live stream's going a lot better than I thought it was going to be uh we're definitely going to do this again for cyclone away games but we got 8% battery left so there it is there's your play of the game there's your [ __ ] play of the game all right now we got to mentally prepare for the Cyclones to [ __ ] this up you know I've got those cards right there and they were kind of covering the score I forgot we were only down by two okay and and we're a team that doesn't have a kicker well we oh my God we're a team that doesn't have a kicker so you think we might need a touchdown here and you want a touchdown anyways don't you you really want to give the ball back to Iowa the the gods of special teams and uh and say hey just go go get a field goal these we're talking about a team that plays complimentary football perfectly just say hey yeah just go get a field goal so we need a touchdown here and we need it desperately and honestly we need it to take about nine minutes okay we don't need quick points here which is a dangerous game I do it on Madden sometimes you play conservatively and you get in a situation like this and then you try to chew clock even though you're losing you you basically you're spending money you don't have at that point and uh sometimes it works good God almighty well that'll chew clock up going [ __ ] nowhere that'll chew some clock and then all if we lose all the media oh Matt Campbell he our boys led a tough battle and lost by less than one score every I'm tired of [ __ ] hearing it losing by one score that's called a Matt Campbell Victory that's called an Iowa State Victory okay and I'm tired of acting like it's [ __ ] cool but then again you know the team this is the golden eror of Cyclones football we're living in it glass half full come on Roco come on Roco run Roco run Roco a you could have got it oh short by about three yards we should be called the Iowa State short by about three yards the Iowa State missed field goals come on Roco how the [ __ ] he ah way short yeah and you're gon to have a team who runs the ball down your throat a team who is the masters of special teams low punt again and you're gonna and you're gonna say hey just just go out there and take your time getting three points well what would that be though that would only put them up by what five so they actually need a touchdown here too so that I don't know if that'll affect their play or not but you're going to give them the control of the ball and the clock which is like not like what trying to do here God they're talking about how winning this game could like yeah of course what I didn't even that okay so they got me on the the uh play action there they tricked me with it I wouldn't imagine that they would [ __ ] throw it there I I am if I'm playing college football 25 I'm not throwing I mean because you're trying to because you're winning so I I got pictures of me with that trophy because you're winning so you don't want you don't want the clock the stop you want to chew quock that was a nice chunk that was a nice chunk looks like Baylor's probably cooked oh no no no no no these websites that I use have a have a lot of popups on them and they're not always appropriate for YouTube so that was a close call okay okay God [ __ ] damn it almost sent him backwards on that one and then look 6% battery life well you know it was a good game you know only lost by one score what did I say earlier I said there is going to be a time in this game when we wish we had those three [ __ ] points and now wouldn't now be that time wouldn't now be that time then again it would be a little bit of a game if we had those three points it'd be 21 to 20 more than likely we wouldn't have had the missed conversion attempt from the Hawkeyes if we would have made those so you know but hell wouldn't you sure like to have three [ __ ] points right now because I think I would people are watching this probably thinking Iowa got a safety I bet because because that's what I will [ __ ] does how did end up being 19 to 17 Miss two-point conversion because of some football math that we did break down earlier so if you want to hear me break it down go earlier in the Stream I believe it's in part two of The Stream Jimmy Ellis oh the man who took the man who gave Joe Frasier the belt as a relative on the Cyclones apparently down he goes slow developer shut the [ __ ] up let's oh what are you crying about [ __ ] you're winning okay bro you're doing awesome I watch the exact same football go Hawks we have them on my TV right now well um [ __ ] [ __ ] the Hawks but if you like what you see here I'm going to be doing this this uh every time that the Iowa State Cyclones are away I'm going to be doing this that'll work all right Austin Fourth and 16 Says I Just Whipped your ass and once again we need to mentally prepare for heartbreak okay we can't blame the Special Teams coordinator when we inevitably miss a field goal to lose the game here in a couple minutes because we don't have a special teams coordinator we can't blame our boys we love our boys these are kids going out there trying to get an education doing something for our benefit providing our entertainment okay so we're going to blame the offense coordinator we're gonna we're we're going to shake our fist at Jamie paard saying hey why don't we have a goddamn special teams coordinator phone battery is on 4% now we may miss our shocking conclusion ladies and gentlemen what a nailbiter 3 minutes and 15 seconds I do believe I've seen at least one ex-girlfriend in the crowd let's make her cry yeah this is this is where the Cyclones go three and out these are the moments where the Cyclones go three and out beautiful angel you know call call call you know call it creepy call it whatever you want but every cameraman in sports he's got the angel cam okay and they were using it on that drive oh look at her Rocco Roco Roco Roco Rock no Rock no can't go for it from there because if you go from it you go for it here you're handing him the game you how about one [ __ ] sh ah I I'm not even going to do it I'm not even going to [ __ ] do it I said it I don't know if anybody's here from Reddit I don't know if anybody's here from Instagram if you're here my little snippet is me freaking out almost crying about the misfield goal I said wouldn't it be night I I I bet you there's going to be a time later in this game where we wish we had three more points and take a look at that ladies and gentlemen take a look at that scoreboard and if you're a cyclone if you're somebody with sense in your brain somebody who went to college somebody who's not a Hawkeye fan tell me you don't want three points right now okay good [ __ ] Lord because in that big moment they sent out a guy who had never attempted to kick a field goal in his life a team with no special teams coordinator sends out a guy who's never attempted to kick a field goal in his life and now now if we had three points we'd be winning the shawk trophy cool God damn I I thought EA ficed the I thought they fixed the I thought they nerfed the break tackle 3% phone battery now and that's not going to help anything Jesus ladies and gentlemen it seems as if they've handed them the game I've said everything I can say about 80 trillion times my phone's almost dead I I've enjoyed our time together today everybody both streams all the likes all the comments all the subscriptions I appreciate each and every one of you you don't like it I'm still glad you stopped by I think we're going to sign off ladies and gentlemen we don't got enough phone battery for the shocking conclusion seconds from guys

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