Published: Sep 13, 2024
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so guys what do you want to do today dude let's play fortnite they restarted the season one no way guys we have to run trios sorry guys I can't I have my job at Red Lobster Cody when did you start working at Red Lobster last week dude we're kids why are you working well when we get older we're going to have responsibility so if I start working at the Red Lobster now maybe by the time I'm 18 I could be the manager of a Red Lobster or maybe even the owner the possibilities are just as endless as they're Cheddar Bay Biscuits but Cody we got to have fun we're only kids once well you only get a chance to work at Red Lobster once and I'm not going to pass that up Red Lobster needs me yeah they actually really need me cuz they just fired six waiters last week for smoking crack in the kitchen it was a big problem oh well why are you wearing a lobster costume oh well they started making the waiters wear this because whenever you smoke crack in this costume the antennas alert the manager that you were smoking crack so he can fire you for smoking crack cuz so many people were doing it anyway sorry guys I have to go climb the corporate ladder and not smoke any crack oo Bo thank you for taking me to this nice fancy restaurant R yeah what can I say I'm the [ __ ] Bo why' you have to wear that shirt though it's kind of embarrassing what are you talking about Karen this is the shirt I always wear when I'm eating at Red Lobster you see how the dinosaur saying Yum that's me eating at Red Lobster hey everybody I'm Cody the lobster and I'll be your waiter I got you some cheddar B biscuits to get started no no no no no hold on you didn't bring any for my wife but sir I brought you four to share no no no no see I don't share I start with four okay you can just keep them coming go back there and tell the kitchen it's going to be a rough night if at any point I hear you say sir would you like more cheddar bay biscuits I will scream and I may assault you Bo stop it I like my goddamn Cheddar Bay Biscuits Karen you're embarrassing me Bo okay now for drink I will have a Coke is Pepsi okay oh [ __ ] what's wrong Bo did you not hear his question Karen he asked if Pepsi was okay what's wrong with Pepsi of course Pepsi's not okay nobody wants Pepsi that's why you had to ask they can't even afford to sponsor the halftime show anymore everybody hates Pepsi I'll take a Pepsi no she won't we will both have Dr pep now for eat I will look at the menu but B let him come back we're not ready I'm ready I just have to look for a second but I don't know what I want I know what you want you want the two Lobster taals and so do I and also the lobster pizza and the lobster Linguini like that guy from Ratatouille you know what [ __ ] it bring me an entire Lobster so I can look at it while I'm eating and say I'm eating your whole family and you're next okay now give me those cheddar bed biscuits uh Chef I have their order will'll SP out okay uh yeah they want some Lobster p Pizza Lobster Linguini four lobster tails and one whole lobster all right say bye-bye the lobster why would I do that cuz he's going in the boiling water but that'll kill him no [ __ ] that's how you cook him no please no in you go oh oh no okay here's your tortured Lobster thank you uh this all looks great but um [ __ ] biscuits oh right yeah here's 17 more Cheddar Bay Biscuits is that going to be enough oh the fact that you even thought that could possibly be enough pisses me off for name no go back to the kitchen and tell them that I ate all of these already tell them to double it tell them to cancel everybody else's order and only make cheddar bay biscuits he gets it B I don't think he does also I was looking at the menu and I saw that you guys have endangered baby blue lobster but bu that's $500 yeah well I want one cuz I have expensive taste and I've also never seen a blue lobster before you want a baby blue lobster yes to eat okay Karen on our next vacation can we go to Cheddar Bay I want to fish a biscuit right out of the bay myself okay bo uh Chef oh God I got two more lobsters for you how incredibly [ __ ] up but but yeah the table also wants an endangered baby blue lobster oh goody I love cooking those but it's just a baby yeah it makes them taste better so go fetch one out of the tank I think we got one left you want me to get it did I [ __ ] stop okay hey there baby blue lobster I'm going to have to catch you now so you can die a horrible death just so some guy can eat you and probably say you tasted mediocre sorry here I go no I can't do it I'm going to save you little guy where's Cody with my baby blue lobster ke where's the baby blue lobster Kee oh [ __ ] sake oh Karen that Lobster pizza was just awful my pasta was good where is he who the lobster cuz he's in my belly no the waiter oh yeah I was wondering that too cuz I'm all out of cheddar bay biscuits and he barely brought me any even though I told him to keep him coming also where is my baby blue lobster he stole it didn't he what did he I don't know I don't know what goes on back there man I'm going to go find him well Karen I think we should probably get the check I wish I could have gotten a ched a Big Biscuit well maybe one day guys help wait Cody what is that it's a baby blue lobster I didn't know lobsters could be blue yeah unless the Lobster's really really sad guys blue lobsters are really rare and this one's endangered but Gordon Ramsey was going to boil it alive oh dude that's sick I bet he tastes really really good with butter yummy no I saved him from being eaten with butter well congratulations [ __ ] well now that you saved him what are you going to do with him I don't know I was thinking about keeping him or maybe I'll release him back into the ocean would you like that little guy you want to go back to the ocean with your homies he's definitely a crib throwing up big Seas over there see wait if you release them back in the ocean wouldn't they just catch them and then eat them again oh yeah you're right there are no good options well just because you saved one Lobster Cody there's still lobsters that die every day well I'm going to dedicate the rest of my life to saving lobsters that's stupid Cody you're not going to stop from every Lobster from dying well [ __ ] I'm going to try that's like becoming vegan and thinking I'm not going to eat a cheeseburger I'm always going to eat cheeseburgers guys I don't know what to do wait guys do you hear that what is that beeping it sounds like it's coming from your costume why would my costume be beeping I haven't smoked any crack there's someone at the door I I'll get it hello where is he where's who the man in the lobster costume he stole my blue lobster oh how do you know he's here because I have a tracking device in his costume in case he smokes crack oh well he's not here [ __ ] don't lie to me I haven't tracked right here on my phone oh well he came by earlier and he left the costume that's why it says he's here but he's not here anymore all right well then let me come inside oh my dad said don't talk to strangers and you're not a cop so I got to go told you shut the door hey hey hey get back here open the door let me in who's at the door Junior it was Gordon ramsy oh no hell's kitchen's Gordon ramsy what did he want he said he could track your Lobster suit I thought that was only if I smoke crack I guess he can track it whenever he wants wait wait where's the blue lobster oh he's in that little rock over there let me see oh yeah I can see him in the reflection that's cool that he's in there yeah oh well I told Gordon Ramsey he can't come inside unless he has a cop with him oh that's a good idea let me see who that is hello ah the cop yeah the cop and Gordon Ramsay see earlier tonight I was eating at Red Lobster and I ordered the baby blue lobster but I didn't get it because it turns out someone stole it so guess what's not in my belly right now uh oh can I have a hint it's the baby blue lobster it's it's not that hard I didn't get a chance to eat it but Gordon Ramsey here told me that you closed the door in his face so now I have a warrant and I'm going to come in and look for my baby blue lobster and I'm coming in too okay well you can't see I I can cuz I'm a cop and I have a warrant but you don't so that's it's company policy I I'm sorry so so you're just going to have to wait in the car I'll tell you how it goes but it's cold out here no I'm sorry I'm sorry Gordon Ramsey just wait in the car I'll be right back where is he huh [ __ ] where is who the blue lobster where is he I don't know wait a minute Gordon Ramsey told me a guy in a lobster costume stole the blue lobster and you were my waiter right yeah but I didn't steal no Lobster then what's with the fish tank oh it's empty there's no fish in there or Lobster then I guess you won't mind if I look around H I don't see a blue lobster I feel like I should look in that rock over there but Po's arm doesn't extend that far so I guess I believe you yeah yeah yeah the fish tank is empty cuz my fish drowned oh yeah I hate when that happens yeah I remember when my fish died you had a pet fish that died yeah he got hit by a car how does he get hit by a car well it's a very sad and confusing story but I'll tell you so I was in third grade and it was bring your pet to school day and I brought my pet fish stinky I called him that cuz his tank was always stinky cuz I never cleaned it anyway I brought him to school and all the other kids brought their pets they were cats and dogs and snakes and iguanas you know cool pets all I had was my stupid fish so I sat down at my desk in front of this kid named fish thrower Felix I was actually the only one who called him that and you're about to find out why see Fish thrower Felix stuck his hand in my fish bowl and pulled out my fish and said hey if you like your fish so much why don't you go get them and he threw my fish out the window into the street and then I looked out the window and saw my worst nightmare coming true old man Teddy came puttering down the street in his monster truck and I said hey old man Teddy why watch out don't run over my pet fish but old man Teddy couldn't hear at all and he was blind as a bat and he couldn't drive so he ran right over my fish and he went on to crush six cars killing 12 people and he crashed into the site of a children's hospital exploding in a huge fiery mess it was an honest to God disaster I mean it was a national tragedy it was all over the news but I ran outside and I held my squished fish but nobody else cared because everything around me was on fire and I begged the paramedics revive my fish but they just didn't care cuz they were too busy pulling bodies out of the cars man that story was really sad yeah it was but it was just a goldfish I'm over it and I guess you kids didn't steal the blue lobster cuz I don't see it in the tank and it would be pretty hard to hide cuz you know he's so blue yeah there's no blue lobster in there at all okay I'll go tell Gordon Ramsey who was wrong wow Junior that was a close one it was a close one dude I got him to get out of the rug so what are we going to do at it now I think we should keep them oh if we're going to keep them then we should name them let's name him something that's blue hm what are blue things H we can name him blueberry no that's stupid what about Eiffel 65 he's not from Paris Cody no you know cuz they did the song I'm Blue shut up Cody you're going to get us copyright stri okay Joseph you know anything that's blue uh blue waffle oh I do like blue waffle you like that name oh I know he's running away from that name a h how about we name him Dory from Finding Nemo but he's not a fish dude he's a lobster lobsters are fish Joseph no they're not dude if it lives in the water it's a fish whatever what about blue I mean blue would be a good name but he's not a dog wait you hear that noise what what's those alarm noises I just did a whole bunch of crack Junior I wanted to see if the suit would find out and it did [Music]