Starry Events - The Great Animal Outrage that made Owyhee County Extinct

on the night of June 17th 1980 a currently unknown situation as occurred in AI County Idaho multiple reports from the county regarding the wildlife has been sent to the police as of now the details of the situation is not known very well due to its being recent however we do know that a majority of wildlife in the county has been displaying very odd characteristics that has confused locals and the Idaho government as of now we are trying trying to avoid worrying the public and causing a panic we aren't sure as to why but the wildlife has shown rather hostile Behavior since the 17th it was reported that a wild coyote snuck into a 27-year-old woman's house and her husband who was 30 the coyote according to the woman entered the house through a window then proceeded to kill the husband which is when the woman locked herself inside her bathroom and gave a very brief description of her situation to the police near the end of the call a loud wooden shatter was heard through the phone most likely being the sound of the coyotes breaking into the bathroom this confused us to say the least due to the fact the coyote wasn't provoked and was also nuts with other coyotes police later arrived to the scene to the coyote protecting its deceased prey when officer John madok stepped out of his car the coyote charged at him at reportedly faster than any coyote I've ever seen run or most animals officer madic proceeded to shoot the coyotes before it could reach him an autopsy on the body showed that the coyotes had no diseases or any brain related issues which proved that it wants rabies as many people thought many other people reported similar incidents with moose rats and other animals we might have a [Applause] [Music] all right [Applause] Johnson listen to me there's more to the animals than originally suspected it's not just Wildlife beinged here what the hell are you talking about the animals Johnson it's more than just the wild life household pets are being affected too this is seeming to seem a lot more godamn serious than what we were told and what the hell are we supposed to do about it if we try to leave the goddamn police will shoot us even if we do escape the National Guard will hunt us down to not let us kill other people it's not worth the risk do we even know what's causing this to happen no we don't we can't do anything about this man just drop it drop it drop it how am I supposed to drop this people's beloved pets might kill them in they're goddamn sleeping how am I mean to feel knowing a VI might break into my house at 300 in the morning and rip my arms off I don't care if you come with me or not I'm leaving people have to know what's going on here hell what if this crap spreads to other counties or States we live in a rural area but what the hell happens if a place like poy gets these animal problems God damn nightmares man so are you going to let yourself R in this hell hole or at least try to escape with me I'm sorry I'm not coming with you can you at least explain how you found this stuff [Applause] out my nephew's cat I was visiting his house and I was sleeping on the couch downstairs his room was upstairs I woke up at 4: in the morning to my nephew struggling to stay alive as that goddamn cat was tearing the skin off his goddamn back my nephew was sent to the hospital but who knows when he'll get out due to how overwhelmed the hospitals are the goddamn cat's claws were longer too it was like rapies but worse that cat was somehow smarter too it knew what I was going to do I ran to the kitchen to grab a knife but they were all G I ran downstairs to grab a handgun that was hidden in a bookshelf it was there thankfully so I looked for the ammo I found it busted open and the Box scratched the cat knew it knew it prepaired the cat ran up behind me and I hit it with a gun luckily this disease or whatever it is doesn't make the animal super strong just smarter and more hostile the thing ran out of that door it opened it out do a goddamn open the door I don't know what to do anymore what the hell I don't have any pets luly I see why you want to leave now go ahead I won't stop you I can't come with them I have a family and I can't leave them here I'm sorry goodbye Johnson [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] h e [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I [Applause] [Applause] I [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] e [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause]