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the black abyss that is my live we're watching a little [ __ ] football today a what do we got third and 10 I tell you what dude the the defense is getting ate Alive by the goddamn Iowa hawkey all right and I'm sure I'm sure sometime this here we're going to be hearing some statistic uh well actually the Iowa State Cyclones have the best defense of all time okay I for one won't [ __ ] stand for it we're waving at sick kids Now ladies and gentlemen trying to get the TV fixed here I gotta get a Zen in or I'm gonna [ __ ] freak out here's the here's the sick kids here they are yeah we all wave we all wave with the sick children ah papaz zinski wave Nash hi Nash like you're going to live a little bit longer in the Iowa State [Music] Cyclones oh what's going on welcome welcome to the revolution welcome to eggnog Fitness we're watching the Skyhawk game Iowa State versus Iowa if you don't know now you know got to make sure all of our we got a complicated setup going on in here okay we don't have cable I'm not going to tell you guys how to Pirate games all right I would never advocate for piracy but some people will use their phone and also their MacBook and they will go to a website called meth streams I I've never been there I think it's despicable and then what you can do if you're lucky is uh you can actually stream meth streams onto two of your televisions all that matters is Texas beat the brakes off Michigan yeah they did dude I was I was an idiot I was out on a walk when that happened um Texas did beat the breaks off Michigan um it is horns down it is always horns down uh but with Texas no longer being in the Big 12 you know it's the the horns you know they're down the horns are down but it is less of a concern how down the horns are okay I I hadn't heard of that one I'm a meth streams guy but uh yeah but I did see that they beat the brakes off Michigan I don't even know who's left up in Michigan honestly I I am a homer dude I'm a homer I follow the Iowa State Cyclones I and and if they suck it starts getting dark dude oh these last two years the Iowa State Cyclones I wish I wish Hunter Deckers was here right now I'll tell you that that degenerate left-handed [ __ ] it gave us something to brag about when it comes to this s Hawk horn series ladies and gentlemen [Music] we we'll get the game back on here short please shout me out shout out to touch football edits touch football edits he's the best in the game I only [ __ ] with touch football edits touch football edits nobody better oh we're at a long commercial break in this game ah [ __ ] dude let see what we're dealing with here Iowa state is lucky Texas went to a real conference uh you know that's one way to put it that's one way to put it but you know we got those big 12 championships so I think we got a couple of those off Texas uh for basketball the women got one from Texas I can't remember who the men got theirs from oh from Houston so oh oh wow what a hit [ __ ] yeah 95 oh yeah Dominic orange but that [ __ ] is gonna be black and blue ladies and gentlemen Dominic orange but that [ __ ] is gonna be black and blue black and blue all over do you hear the the announcer said what I just said the announcer just said Dominic orange but he might be seeing black right now so I'm quicker than these [ __ ] hire me let's go let's go we need a turnover dude because the offense hasn't been able to do [ __ ] how many national champions oh nowhere near the burnt orange um I mean you know are you gonna make me invoke Dan Gable I mean because that's kind of what I have to do if we're going to start talking about that yeah I'm my I've dedicated my life to a football team that's never won 10 games okay my life is dedicated to a football team that's never had a 10- win season all right but it's fun to call the Texas Longhorns gay I love Kevin Durant who is a longhorn whoa whoa there these criminals in Iowa some I think somebody just assaulted the cameraman these goddamn criminals dude oh there is a flag oh there is a FL oh there's guys assaulting the cameraman and pushing each other and looking like they're about to get into a fight then they took the flag away I guess so there wouldn't there wouldn't be a flag for that why would there be a flag why would there be a flag for two guys fighting each other the goty look at this okay so he steps over them what what more could he do was he supposed to step through them and then we have a we have a Hawkeye throw in Iowa State Cyclone we have a Hawkeye look at that look at the crime that was committed there okay no flag don't move him back back okay it's Iowa it's Iowa special teams you think they can't handle getting moved back all right start watching rugby for [ __ ] sakes I like that um that girl uh Al Alona Alona mayor hey man that that Hawkeye he he did that push with murderous intent the Hawkeye did the he did the push with murderous intent ladies and gentlemen and when it when the wind is blowing and you're out there and the grass is slick and you're wearing cleats and everything's going a million miles per minute may maybe you do maybe you do fly through the air through because of a subtle push maybe a subtle push does cause cause you to fly through the air all right maybe it does you never know that's what the flags are for to keep the players safe all right what's going on with my bottom TV dude my bottom TV keeps pausing trying to watch Baylor versus Utah yeah I I believe Utah are the Utes what the hell is a ute does anybody know I thought that was like a toilet or a hat or something I don't know NFL so forgive me hey man uh no problem we're happy to have you here no uh you you said something about rugby they got that girl uh Alona mayor she's that she's got she's she's a pretty Butch lady but you know she's she's got nice features too um I I'd throw one in her I i' throw one in her and and I'm not talking about my wiener either I'm talking about a child I I would put a child in that ala mayor when the commercial breaks get going I calm down a little bit I okay what in guy's name is this oh he's watching football okay he was pretty gay looking so I was like what are they doing to our commercials what do we got here oh yeah that's let's watch that apparently Mia Ham's retiring they said uh oh Morgan's last match I if it's not Mia ham or Hope Solo shout out to Hope Solo's butthole uh a you is an SUV okay shout out to Hope solos butthole shout out to that guy uh we had a class at forer together um shout out to Hope Solo's butthole and who's the third soccer player I know that mean lady that lesbian lady that's mean that you're from South Africa okay I I would like to be able to afford a Tesla one day fair catch Jaylen null Jaylen null I thought that he almost muffed a punt earlier and I lost my [ __ ] mind dude I've watched him muff so many [ __ ] punts oh dude the the three what was it four and 4 and8 year we actually was the only year that they won this game and that's the kind of question you ask yourself by the way okay would you would you take a shitty season to beat your rival um I we've done that we had that terrible Hunter Decker's year but we won the side Hawk maybe a couple let's get a new offensive coordinator you know let's say uh here's how we hire our offensive coordinators say hey do you think you can move the ball three or four yards every every every every time we got a tough task you think you can move the ball three or four yards good [ __ ] Lord people Roco back bumped into his father the other day I bumped into his father I didn't want to bother him but I walked right by his father XFL coaching Le Legend Anthony Beck NFL player I think he played on the Titans I use him in one of the uh the NFL Street games when I dust that off hey thanks for the like guys uh like comment subscribe I'm doing usually daily Sports videos a lot of uh a lot of Caitlyn Clark actually even though I'm a Cyclones fan God damn it oh roughing the passer okay they said they don't want to get the quarterback hit on the first two drives they're running Rocko back like he's Tim TBO we had a guy hun ERS who was [ __ ] Tim TBO they didn't run that [ __ ] hardly ever and and now we got sweet little Roco and they're trying to treat him like he's Michael Vic oh dude this is this is full boore brother I'm not always this enthusiastic okay sometimes I'll mope a little bit I get a little down whatever but this is it this is the Super Bowl for me this is my Super Bowl this is theha the battle for the shawk trophy in the state of Iowa that is bigger than the Super Bowl and if the Cyclones don't get on the board soon I may lose my [ __ ] mind look at that they're running the option fooled no one oh my god oh look at them full [ __ ] no one they should have gave it to Rocko that time because he was [ __ ] wide open over there dude my throat's starting to hurt already okay Roco come on Roco come on Roco okay Jesus [ __ ] Lord did we get a yard on that what's going on on the bottom TV is the bottom TV working bottom TV wasn't working okay third and seven can we get seven yards well it's not [ __ ] two yards so I doubt we can get it come on Roco come on Roco by God what a way to exceed expectations I said two yards and God damn it they went out there and got almost four of them Matt Campbell there me him a couple times nice guy uh a young relative of Mine played basketball with his son it's all scripted though I [Music] wish I'm one hell of a writer ladies and gentlemen fourth and four all what did I say I said they can't go full start fall start's not bad here yeah that's fine because actually honestly that's is that smart I do that in Madden I do that in college football 25 I'll take the penalty and I'll move my punter backwards and then I'll try to pin him down so is that what we just saw Matt Campbell do boy that Center is [ __ ] up I'm especially sensitive about the big boys for Iowa State because I live here in Ames okay and these big boys I know we're [ __ ] the same girls I know we are no one of these big boys gets on Tinder we're getting the same girls so I'm a little sensitive when that happens all right we got a commercial break so we can calm down we bit some on the bottom TV if I have it correct wck the Utes the Utah Utes are the next ranked opponent that the Cyclones will see if I'm not mistaken okay we got a Camala Harris commercial here that's not what we want not to get political but we don't want to get political so so ENT wouldn't be easier if you could find what you want now my should my left shoulder's tensing up a little bit I am an obese gentleman so if I go down uh um just just tell him tell him fat Zack is down and then the cops should be able to figure that out I think they know know me a few months back me and some of the college kids uh we we LED an Insurrection into a McDonald's um so I'm fairly certain law enforcement knows who I am because of that Utah is putting it on Baylor down here but seems like a man might be dead I should turn this music down CU I bet this music's going to get us some trouble on the repeat they're going to copyright this [ __ ] on the repeat I know they are but we got some good moments we got some good freakouts okay they cut away from the Utah game so that guy could die I guess oh starting to get a headache dude I've been getting headaches I ran out of a I've been trying to live without it Jeep update Notre Dame's doing well we're gonna pop the Zen out for a little bit we're getting lightheaded we're getting lightheaded the Zen is not calming us down or maybe the Zen did calm us down and we're in for a world of chaos Kade mamera the defense showed up last time but we're still down 10 you were down two scores to [ __ ] Iowa and I'm sure there you know all of this [ __ ] all all the time the Cyclones getting [ __ ] all the time and then they'll uh and then and then they'll go well actually the Cyclones technically have the greatest defense of all time and then the record will be [ __ ] four and eight but don't worry the defense is amazing trust me oh ladies and gentlemen dunker I hardly even know her D they are [ __ ] like it's like they're spamming HB dive or something honestly like this new offensive coordinator he'd be good at college football 25 beat me probably what the hell is going on with the bottom TV Dude the Mormons are trying to make it so I can't watch this man die okay shut up what would I do that for okay come on ladies and gentlemen come on ladies and gentlemen shut up again Robinson good okay okay good clean break there good clean break there ladies and gentlemen see what the Mormons are up to down there I I think I may have had a little bit of chemistry with a Mormon girl one time they came to the door and they wanted to talk about Mormonism and I said how about that BYU you know because they were new to the conference and uh so I told him how about that BYU and then and they had this chubby one I mean she looked like all the [ __ ] other girls I date yeah [ __ ] 200 PB college girl all right Jaylen n show no mercy No Remorse no repent so anyway you know this uh this Mormon came over and talked football for like a half hour and then she would call me a lot which is like like I know that's like what they're supposed to do like call you and try to get you to be Mormon but I call it like is this that I don't even remember her name is this that girl we talk football and she oh yeah yeah yeah and then we talk football a little bit you know so I don't I don't know if maybe I should have went and became a Mormon and seen what that girl was all about maybe I could have got me a knife uh Proverbs 34 wife or whatever but uh that that's me and the Mormons ladies and gentlemen here's the Mormons on the TV down here oh ladies and gentlemen we're going a mile a minute that's me drinking my water there you got to stay hydrated ladies and gentlemen staying hydrated is important if you're doing talking like this it's important for your vocal cords I'm getting worked on I'm I'm gonna lose my voice probably I got to shoot more videos later you know I I don't know who's here I don't know how you know me you're probably here for the game but I I do sports videos reaction videos uh a lot of Caitlyn Clark you know if I got Hawkeye fans here yes I'm a Cyclones fan but you're going to see me covering Caitlyn Clark so like comment subscribe whatever and I'm going to be doing some more videos later I'll probably do some WNBA videos I got I got to do a video about Texas and Michigan and uh I'll bet you if you come back and watch those videos later later on you're gonna you're GNA see you're gonna hear a voice that is blown out because did you quit cigarettes yet yes I did I got these these are my treat they are a treat too and with me being a fat I can put something in my mouth that's going to give me flavor and kill my appetite dude that's ladies and gentlemen today's stream is brought to you by Zen but yeah we quit we're totally we're not off nicotine we're still using the Zen but there's no smoke entering this body no Vapor Zen is God's Gift dude it's a delicious treat it's like you're telling me I can have a cigarette that's food like you're telling me I can have a cigarette as food all right here we go come on Roco come on Roco what's the flag going to be let me guess holding offense just some [ __ ] just some more [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I think that there's a conspiracy against Iowa there's Anthony Beck I uh walked by him last Saturday didn't want to bug him St Louis battle Hawks Legend NFL legend there he is again walked right by him I don't know why but they had him carrying he was carrying a folding chair I'm not sure why they would you know have the quarterback's father uh you know coaching Legend uh NFL Alam carrying [ __ ] around but they did and I saw him doing it that was kind of cool I was like oh my God Anthony bucked didn't want to bug them though I hate bugging these people I hate bugging them because they're everywhere especially the women I worry about bothering the women because I make uh you know I make these videos these sports videos I cover a lot of women's basketball and I like to be a little funny with it make some you know kind of creepy comments and I fear that they might not know it's a bit sometimes so I really don't like to bother him okay three yards at a time three yards at a time uh speaking of cyclones women basketball I do follow AI krooks on on there big AI krooks guy [ __ ] anyways that Audi krooks is uh down in Wisconsin today so I don't I don't know if she's got friends or family there or whatever but that's a bad sign we we don't want her at a Wisconsin game she could be watching the shawk with her teammates or something she's down in Wisconsin so you know hopefully there's something to that hopefully we don't see her in a red jersey anytime soon well a red and white jersey oh another punt another punt if Iowa scores again dude I might it's dish is nothing dishes nothing what are the Mormons doing down here dude Baylor is so tough on uh college football 25 and not even like I don't know if that's true for everybody but I do uh Dynasty mode as the Cyclones and I'm Baylor is hard every time it's my hardest game of the year okay John hakok everybody loves John hiok everybody loves the Cyclone defense let's let's see maybe they can [ __ ] score because ladies and gentlemen I think they're going to have to I think the defense is gonna have to [ __ ] score special teams okay the Iowa Hawkeyes huge touchdown on the next couple of plays I bet the Iowa Hawkeyes they do something they play you know I don't know if everybody knows knows what complimentary football is but they do a phenomenal job of playing perfect complimentary football the offense might not always get it done but the special teams in the defense is usually going to pin down the other team within the five yard line okay when it doesn't work boy does it not work we've seen what Harbo can Harbaugh can do to him but it's working today it's working so far today uh take a guess beautiful Ames Iowa ladies gentlemen beautiful beautiful Ames Iowa if the shawk was here I would not be I would be down there I would not be here with you I'd be down there supporting the men F start offense F start offense oh Iowa called a timeout I guess oh Marshall Town cool right down the road [ __ ] all right let's see what the Mormons are doing you think Baylor can score I'm not sure uh I don't think Iowa State plays Baylor this year they do play Utah though I do like the NFL uh pass interference rule better than the college football one but that's nearly near there all right let's see Matt Campbell Toledo 54 wins only coach only coach with five straight winning seasons Jesus Lord and we're not in the middle of that right now by the way we're in the middle of one straight winning season all right defense has to score defense has to score very little gain if at all yeah that's what the announcers just said that was kind of what I said too the Cyclone defense has kept them in the game the Cyclone defense needs to score the special teams needs to score okay now let's see if jayen no muffs this punt or [Music] not fair catch what are the teams from uh we've got Iowa and Iowa state from Iowa then down below we've got Baylor from Waco Texas shout out to Billy Joe Shaver and uh Utah from Utah we're we're watching the Iowa versus Iowa State game we just got the Utah game on the on the TV below because I'm an Iowa State fan Utah and Baylor are in the Big 12 of course so you know we got to scope the competition a little bit all right come on Abu as Sama Ben ranning as Sama been running Abu Sama I need to start selling those shirts I think I don't I don't know why I don't I don't know why I [ __ ] don't all right we had a first down yet I I can't recall but we got one okay ladies and gentlemen you know I said a lot of mean nasty things about the Cyclones today let's go on for another Cyclones first down shout out to I think that guy's name is John Walters oh dude we got to talk about the stadium host at Jack tce I don't know if we have any people that go to games at Jack tce but uh they did offer me that job and I didn't even do this stuff because I thought there was no way I could get it and then uh well I they didn't offer me the job but they invited me to apply and now that I see the stadium host that we have I I would smash that lady I would she's like okay that she's [ __ ] boring as [ __ ] she doesn't do anything to get the crowd motivated you throw fat Zack in there 65,000 people are there to party if I'm the stadium host so hopefully they'll have a new stadium host next year and I can apply again or well I didn't apply I was invited to apply I wish I would have now because I beat the hell out of that lady all right the offense is getting productive here offense is getting productive here okay Cyclone fans get on your feet for another big third down well what was that what was that like a solid 25 yards of [ __ ] offense produced ladies and gentlemen now we're going to see if jce Gilbert can pen Iowa down in their own five maybe Jay Gilbert I can't believe he's still on the [ __ ] team that [Music] year that year that uh Hunter Deckers was the quarterback if jce Gilbert knew how to [ __ ] make a field goal we would have been like 11 and one what do we have here yeah and here let's talk about this ladies and Gentlemen let's talk about this because the Iowa State sorry the Iowa Hawkeyes are masterful at special teams the Iowa State Cyclones do not have a special teams coordinator okay the damn what's his name Pard the athletic director handles the Special Teams okay there's no special teams coordinator and and Jay Gilbert who I've said so so many terrible things about and he's earned them puts a beautiful punt inside the 5 yard line and we can't get guys down there to stop it may maybe if we had a special teams coordinator maybe we could do some stuff on special teams I don't know I don't know that that's just me because the Iowa Hawkeyes put a whole hell of a lot of effort into special teams and look okay and look you know how how many of these the last 10 of these I think we won one so maybe maybe special teams maybe special teams are worth looking into shout out to my dog Lexi dob barski okay the defense is keeping us alive yeah they are yeah they are the defense is keeping us alive yeah they are but godamn it these guys are going to get tired okay these guys are going to get worn out from carrying this [ __ ] team okay this is what they're doing now they're probably fatigued from from carrying this whole [ __ ] team the whole game keeping it keeping it to two scores my bottom TV my bottom TV wants me to it wants me to freak out ladies and gentlemen the two-minute timeout apparently two- minute warming is is com uh copyrighted or something bro you can't say the nword not cool I did not I did not say it bro I did not say it now if I'm listening to the song how Mary by Tupac in my car alone can't make any promises can't make any promises oh is that will Levis all right ladies and Gentlemen let's talk about well Lis and they got him selling mayonnaise which is hilarious okay now will Lis is a stud athlete will Lis NFL quarterback early draft pick I don't remember what when he was drafted maybe it was first I don't remember he's in Tennessee so he wouldn't have been first beautiful girlfriend anyways will L's personal videos were leaked okay and uh let's just say will leis seems to have mastered the two-minute offense um well lus has mastered the two oh he's a second round okay anyway L us heck of an accomplishment heck heck of an accomplishment second round stud NFL quarterback now some of his personal videos were leaked ladies and gentlemen Master of the two-minute offense he doesn't need two minutes okay will leave us did not need two minutes and I and if it's not clear I'm talking about his personal videos here okay I'm not I'm not talking about his football career I'm talking about some of his personal videos with uh that g daddy there if you didn't know about that you're welcome Caitlyn Clark's got some of those too two minutes we're probably going to take a break at halftime good God please let the defense hold them for two minutes because if this thing goes 17 to zero I don't know H halftime adjustments are real halftime adjustments are a thing good Lord do we need him okay now we got to keep him to three we got to keep him to three yikes come on Roco we didn't even have 11 guys on the field that play Cyclones defense ladies and gentlemen we didn't even have 11 guys on the field but I'm sure later in the season when we're uh you know three and six hoping that we can win our last three to be Bowl eligible you know every Sports cter will say well actually the Cyclones technically have the [ __ ] greatest defense that's ever lived didn't even have 10 guys 10 guys on the field didn't couldn't even get 11 guys on the field John hakok master of defense couldn't get 11 guys out there and I'm worked up ladies and gentlemen I love John heok I love the Cyclones I love her guys but being being down three scores to our biggest most worst most evil rival seems imminent here and we can't get 11 [ __ ] guys on the field they're playing fullback football on us they're playing fullback football on us they're playing how I play college football 25 and Bravo to them I said it earlier in the Stream I said it earlier in the Stream that the new offensive coordinator Iowa is playing this game the way I play college football 25 guess what it's working guess what it's working good [ __ ] Lord let's go Iowa call timeout or something or iow state timeout maybe I'm not sure why the clock's not moving adjusting the chains still so much pressure on this defense so much pressure on this defense I I don't know what we got to do you know could Campbell be part of the problem with the offense he's uh yeah I um it it was less the uh he gets it done with a quickness that Lis that Lis gets it done with a quickness was was more the uh I I I wasn't trying to say anything on what he does on Fourth and inches I I was more uh commenting on his uh Mastery of the two minute two-minute offense good God almighty okay yeah love the G ddy love her ah fake forehead I'm pretty sure do you guys know about fake foreheads um when you listen to beautiful women speak sometimes you'll learn things something I learned recently is that they're getting fake foreheads they got a thing uh they call it WiFi face and that's what they don't want they don't want WiFi face which is when their forehead makes those little lines so what they do is they get BOTOX uh shot up in there and then they okay all right that'll work that'll work so anyways they get yeah it's um you know you you hate to see some someone get leaked you hate that kind of thing um but you know sometimes you just got to research the evils of the world all right we're getting a little carried away here JC and uh yeah sometimes there's a little good and evil but the foreheads the fake foreheads the fake foreheads the they get the botox shot into their foreheads because they don't want the lines on their forehead they call that WiFi face so when you see a beautiful beautiful stunning lady look at her forehead and try and notice if it moves or not okay and if she's a rich you know Lulu yoga perfect lady a lot of times that for that forehead's not going to move and that's because they're getting fake foreheads now they're getting fake foreheads and JC I don't I don't know where you're from but you know if I if I helped you in that type of way that's got to be worth a subscription I'd say like comment subscribe I think we're going to take a break at the halftime here 13 to zero is not a huge [ __ ] problem it's not great because the offense has been [ __ ] but it's not unmanageable okay now I think Cyclones get the ball back too throwing it make him pay make him pay why would you throw it in this situation make him pay okay the defense held thanks JC and ladies and gentlemen you know we're covering Sports okay we're covering sports but one of these times you never know you never know I've got a lot of wisdom like comment subscribe I've got wisdom maybe I'll help you nut one time maybe I'll tell you the secrets of beautiful women in their fake foreheads okay it's not just X's and O's it's jimmies and Joe's and these jimmies this Jimmy this Joe right here might help you nut might help tell you about fake foreheads all right calm down JC okay we got one one minute and 11 seconds we know will leas could finish in this situation let's see what the Mormons are doing not a whole lot to watch down there now I am a homer I said it earlier I'll say it again I am a homer do um I don't know what conference Utah even came from I'm being completely real with you like Pack 12 or something I don't [ __ ] know if you're not Jesus Lord JC you know but JC ladies and gentlemen JC has enthusiasm okay JC has enthusiasm and we can all learn from JC's excellent enthusiasm okay God damn my phone's almost dead yeah we're gonna have to charge this phone during halftime 11 we know will leas could get it done in 11 we's see what Rocko can do 111 that's kind of like 1111 I wish the Cyclones would win this [ __ ] game I'm not going to bother God about it yet wow we're filing in here we're getting buck he he did it again oh let's see if Roco backck can go out here and come on the Iowa hawkey's face not Sadowski five hopefully Sadowski 6 is somewhere we're gonna need another Sadowski no no no we we we pray we pray for health we pray for health uh [ __ ] the Hawks now not Sadowski five get Sadowski six in here Jack Sadowski you hate to see it we want Health especially from our guys yep move those move those look at these injuries here no more ham and bacon it's just Hammond now all right 111 Roco 111 Rocco 75 yards 1 minute 11 seconds this offense uh it seems like usually they don't know how to [ __ ] call a play for longer than three yards that's longer than three yards that's longer than three yards we got to get on the board and if we're g and if we're going to settle for a field goal we got to get to like the two yard line because I don't know what we have in store this year but historically this team cannot [ __ ] kick oh we don't need a special teams coordinator who needs special teams well the Iowa Hawkeyes seem to enjoy special teams and it seems to work out pretty for good for them uh seven of the last eight years good Lord Almighty ladies and gentlemen if you think Iowa state is making a field goal from there you're [ __ ] high I have watched this team Miss field goals from inside the five are we really G to have to punt the ball 111 and we're punting 111 and we have and we can't make it 30 seconds without having to punt give me a [ __ ] break dude look at the stands I'm sure there's some beautiful beautiful fat girls in those stands at least one I know there's at least one beautiful fat girl in those stands good Lord and and then you pass there too and what happens when you pass there well the clock keeps going y Rocco you pass there and then the clock keeps going or the clock does not keep going so now the ball is going back back to Iowa wow 102 so in this situation I'm low snap roughing roughing the punter that' be a flag in college football 25 come on roughing roughing my [ __ ] dogs now let's talk about that shitty snap there's been shitty snaps all day I don't know who the center is I don't want to say bad things about him he's a 20-year-old who can come beat the [ __ ] out of me and find me very easily but that bad snap on that play I think led to the roughing because there was that delay where Jay Gilbert had to go down there and find the ball which I believe LED you know created the extra time for the roughing to occur um there is a silver lining sometimes ladies and gentlemen and that ain't it there's no Silver Lining with that God [ __ ] damn it you prob okay let's see where we're at they say that we're inside field goal range I don't believe them Tyler Fisher was fishing for one there I could do this guy's [ __ ] job I'm doing it right now I'm doing it right now looks like we got another like thank you like comment subscribe we need you we need to get paid we can get paid to do this ladies and gentlemen perfect wonderful we we could re lead the revolution here okay you know some I somebody said once we got bar stool Sports at home okay they're old theyve por no is like 60 years old okay I'm the new hotness I'm new in the streets now what's good about that is that's going to get our kicker towards the middle of the field five four don't forget to call timeout okay you ready to you ready to watch somebody miss a heartbreaking easy kick you ready to watch somebody miss an easy kick you ready to watch this go to the 50 yard line somehow No One Believes In you bro oh it's first career field goal attempt oh okay look at this giant moment and we're in why we get a guy out here for his first career field goal attempt and you know why he's out there for his first career field goal attempt that's because we got a guy named jaay Gilbert who's been on the team for at least three [ __ ] years who we know cannot do it okay God damn it what do we got here 41 yard attempt first attempt oh from the right hash not going to happen oh he DED it oh he DED it oh the Cyclones [ __ ] up another kick oh Matt Campbell had uh one of the biggest moments of his career and he [ __ ] handed it over to somebody who's never kicked before and it didn't work oh the Cyclones didn't have a kick go again for the 80 millionth time ladies and gentlemen that year that year with 100 Deckers if you count in the missed field goals that year and this is a team that does not have a special teams coordinator if you count in the Miss field goals that year the Iowa State Cyclones have 10 wins okay if you count in those misfield goals and I'll bet you this misfield goal is going to come up later I bet you there going to be a time later in this game where we wish we would have had three [ __ ] points and we don't have a special teams coordinator ladies and gentlemen and we have the big moment and we send out there a kid who's never even tried to kick a field goal in a game it it's despicable it's despicable ladies and gentlemen oh my God is it [ __ ] I got I got to calm down I got calm down this is a good stream we're an hour in uh it's halftime I don't know I might grab some food or something you know chubby chubby boy hungry I I almost let it slide out chy all right we gotta go we gotta go like comment subscribe we can take over we can get paid to do this we can be the revolution eggnog Fitness is the [ __ ] truth eggnog Fitness is for the people I see you after the half