why do iphones do this?

oh there's my iPhone oh hey what's up yeah just need to call my mom oh my God why is my battery almost dead uh I don't know do you have the Wi-Fi and the Bluetooth on I just turn those off oh yeah I knew you turned those off but I figured ah he he does know turn turn those off again all right I'll turn them off another 10 minutes or so why is the screen so bright what can you stop doing the auto brightness thing no I'm going to be deciding how bright is bright enough that's that's that's too bright that's and then why am I noticing that all of a sudden my Bluetooth is on again oh someone started your car in the driveway so I turned the Bluetooth back on in case those things want to like syn up no don't do that yeah whatever you got planing on but just don't do that I hope it's not por just don't do that please dude you're draining the battery okay it's not just my fault your friends left you like 300 notifications oh my God I have 300 new messages oh no you have eight new messages but you have 292 reactions to messages I don't ever need to be notified for reactions I know right could you like turn that off no all right well your battery's going to die soon so let me just call my mom all right hey Siri call my mom no don't say uh-huh until I'm done all right you know all right you were listening why did you have to interrupt my M sorry I couldn't find a mark in your phone well this is broken sorry what do you want me to do you're saying so much stuff oh someone turned your car on again oh my God [Music]

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