Taylor Tomlinson about breakup and job success #comedy #standupcomedy #comedyvideo

but this last breakup was different for me cuz this was the first breakup I had gone through since I got on Netflix and before I was on Netflix every time I went through a breakup my friends were very supportive like we're so sorry we're here for you it'll get better then I got on Netflix and I went through a breakup and all my friends were like well I mean you have your dream job yeah all my friends look in my sad face and went you can't have it all [ __ ] all of them and I was so offended and then I thought about it for a minute and I was like you know what I don't want anybody to have it all either none of us do it's why they keep putting out Marilyn Monroe documentaries where they're like she's actually pretty sad and we're like yeah she [ __ ] was nobody wants anybody to have it all if someone has their soulmate you don't want them to have their dream job too if someone has their dream job they don't get to be in love on top of that if someone has their dream job and their soulmate bare minimum their parents better be divorced I'd prefer they were an orphan