so you know why crispy K cream's lying about Barbie what do you mean they're celebrating her birthday with the Barbie theme they're misrepresenting their product deal Barbie were real she wouldn't be eating Crispy Cream Donuts how do you know because Theo if she did she'd look more like lizo than Barbie but everyone's on a Barbie kick so crispy K cream's going to milk it too crispy K cream doesn't want you to eat a bunch of donuts that's like saying Budweiser really wants you to drink responsibly they want everyone to consume as much of that canned piss as possible they know people ain't drinking for the taste and crispy K cream knows you ain't eating their donuts for your figure