[Music] welcome to the most underrated week one game on the Slate Indianapolis Colts at home Ant-Man no quick cameos this time time to see you star the way your opponent did last year Houston Texans the new Darlings of the south in town looking to make an early season statement we pun our [Applause] ticket CJ stra number two pick in the 2023 draft Anthony Richardson number four pick in the 2023 draft division Rivals the potential for a nice Duckworth versus Graham beef is there stoud looking to build off one of the most impressive rookie Seasons we've ever seen from a QB has him rock and roll touchdown Houston Richardson coming back off his injury shorten season he flashed plenty of potential before he hit the Shelf though Richardson throws it up field caught by Andrew Ogle tree he's in Colt secondary is going to be tested in week one they have to cover Nico Collins he went for close to 1300 yards last year H by Nico 25 point rock and roll touchdown Houston they have to cover tank Dell rookie season cut to 11 games still racked up over 700 yd and 7 TDS five touchdown tchell to the house and it's the Texans debut of Stefan Diggs of course six straight years with a thousand plus yards personality about the same size as the state of his new team keeps his feet running and breaks through the contact from goou and takes it to the house that is unbelievable by Stefan Diggs Dell and Nico up against three returning Colts Corners Julius Brent he gave up a plus 100 rate in coverage in 2023 Jaylen Jones rate allowed near 100 and Kenny Moore he held quarterbacks to a sub 90 rate and had three ints throws it up field picked off by the Colts in the near sideline Kenny Moore Racing for the End Zone touchdown Dalton Schultz Duty vet comes off a good season he's the Gap filler caught touchdown dalon Schultz Colt's pass rush has plenty of guys who could hurry Stroud middle of Houston's line will battle def Florest Buckner Colts defensive tackle made the Pro Bowl last year eight sacks I Ain going to lie to you new unforms tight as hell the battle on the edges Houston's tackles laramy tonsil Ali and right tackle Titus Howard versus Indie first round pick latu latu he makes his NFL regular season debut Doo odingo an eight bag dude in 2023 and quiddy pay who went for eight and A2 Mayfield steps up in the pocket going try to run for it but he's six quiny pay Houston's line was a little susceptible to giving up sacks so that is something to watch in this match up when stoud needs he has Joe Mixon to dump to as well he's the other new piece to Houston's oace good receiver out of the backfield went for 1400 plus scrimmage yards with the Bengals and he's into the end zone touchdown Mixon will run into two tackle monsters linebacker EJ speed comes off a triple digit campaign and his partner zier Franklin steps out of bed and Records two tackles on the way to the bathroom each day 179 takedowns for that dude last year Saturday Sunday Monday Thursday Wednesday we giving our ass whooping every day of the week ground game probably takes Center Stage a little more when the Colts have the ball Texans have to worry about Richardson taking off he's one of those types and running right side is Anthony Richardson fake the reverse turns the corner he's in touchdown plus there's JT Colts fans hoping Jonathan Taylor's ready to dominate again after after an injury plagued year he doesn't need an Uber to get to the game either Jonathan Taylor gets so tight to Quinton Nelson and doesn't give Deon white any surface area to make that tackle I mean he can I'm just saying he too though will battle linebackers with a serious case of the tackle Munchies daiz alshire makes his Houston debut after dropping over 160 ball carriers for the Titans he is swarmm this is going to be a fourth and short here Indy's passing attack likely flows through Michael Pitman usually does anyway he's their clear W1 looks to his right in the throws Michael pman touchdown touchdown Michael Pitman ball game Colts will also see second round pick ad a i Mitchell make his regular season debut Alec Pierce will Factor 500 plus yards in 2023 and we'll see plenty of Josh DS a 700 plus yard cat as a rookie G Downs is wide open Downs touchdown Pitman Pierce downs and Mitchell versus Texans rookie cornerback Kamari Lasser a second rounder and Corner Derek Stingley Jr elad in coverage and only getting better it's picked off by Stingley across to 4550 Derek didn't travel much last year so Pitman can avoid him if he wants Colts tight end spot they have kylin granson Mo Alli Cox Texans safety Jimmy Ward will be trying to limit them but if their front lives up to the hype they may not care Big Time battle up front Colts tackles Bernard Raymond and Brady Smith doing battle with Will Anderson and denil the QB Hunter Hunter a former Viking racked up 16 1 half quarterbacks on his way out of Minnesota great play by denal Hunter Anderson last year's Defensive Rookie of the Year Texans defense eating a lot today Isaiah McKenzie will not be returning any punts in this game for the record I only dropped it in to uh make it clear that this wasn't AI look I'm not naturally intelligent let alone artificially thus the bag I must wear which I wear with pride to preview NFL games you are the intelligent ones time to show it off in the comment section what's the key to the game what's the score to the game you know how it works and part of it working is me giving way to our glorious panel of 10 the season is finally here like Frank said it tastes so good it tastes so good when it hits your lips [Music] n [Music]