Bill Swerski's Super Fans (Da Bears) with Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes, & Jason Sudeikis

D is as good as ours this sh so boring no state will totally claim it sorry Chicago on the other hand it's got everything we got six B pizzas hot dog salads and it's beautiful weather for 5 days in June and do not talk to us about our crime rate right looked it up with KC is riddled with crying my friend oh that's what happens when you allow your town to be overrun by [Applause] Swifty get your vious oh yeah let me tell you something around here you so much as smile at a billy ish song you'll get Cur stoed by a little Dem in friendship bracelet okay we should point out a lot happen since we have appeared in public yeah the pandemic was rough there was that horrible shortage of toilet paper yeah but fortunately Green Bay Packer flags were still easy to buy for and those social distance guidelines stuff those affected the real world and the world of sports that's right and even today by federal law if you get within 6 ft of Patrick Mahomes it's an automatic 15 [Applause] Yen anyway we don't make the rules anyway our title Conor you remember TI yeah well he's actually doing great right now he recovered from a complicated heart transplant serious stuff yeah the doctor dislocated both shoulders trying to lift his old heart out that's back he's been on that OIC crap you hear there he is [Applause] how you doing there B it's good to be back even in a craple countown like [Music] tcy look look at you you look different who me yeah oh no guys it's not just the OIC okay it's also about making positive lifestyle choices I swear all the dangerous food I'm on a full keto SLC carnivore diet now my friend it's a minor tweak really for example here is a proper keto Burger where the most dangerous part see the bread the bread is replaced with the friest of chickens you that's how that's how the game menu and the cave women sexist must Chang I know tell me about it I know it's a sacrifice holy crap no no no put it back put it back no no I did it I did it I'm telling you no no I'm telling you no I had people backstage it's all right it's not backwards I've got other facial hair under this facial hair that's how manly you are that's how man I can't wear a fake mustache I can't get a good seal on the Trum [Music] bone we got our manly people here but you know we get our cholesterol tested regularly that's right we check out we we go to the doctor and we get things checked out apparently did you notice Bob's blood qualifies as barbecue sauce in five states okay guys let's get back to football the hypothetical here be versus Chief in the Super Bowl I know a little wild but we know the be will be in there and anything can happen right predictions gentleman mhm Carl I'm going to go [Music] fce it's falling off masculine I'm going to go be 114 Chiefs -23 oh now hold on there Carl you think they can hold the chief's offense to negative 23 [Applause] at this you guys don't think we're going to score the [ __ ] [Applause] best put Super Bowl champion City [Applause] team let's bring it down L of lot of anger there the seat okay yeah yeah hey would you care for a keto Burger tra there you go hook for the [Applause] [Music] kids knows he knows how to stay healthy yeah boy first of all welcome kiddo and happy pride [Applause] month your Kender calls it June best with the best in the whole world he stand that says that won't support a new stadium f let me tell you something my friend I don't know Carl let me tell you something my friend get in his face wo taxpayers will fund anything and everything sports related take a look at what we're building you know that spear thing they got in Las Vegas now yeah that junp check it out yeah in Chicago We're funding the qu a multi-purpose the haircut in the history of mankind of a cir Co and we also signed off on this right in the center of downtown check that out now that is a commemorative plate commemorating the commemorative plate of Life stop Dickerson on third the foot that was a hell of a commemorative plate it sure was one a plate and by the way we honor our place if the parents ever asked for a new stadium di would just show up with a trouble and have it built by noon yeah you Kansas City fans don't care that your players at the crappiest locker rooms in sports real T fans would pick up a side hustle to help out like that cholic guy okay okay say what you want they robbing a dozen Banks to see your te play that's commitment my friend the banks the banks the banks look I'm just saying if you don't step up as fans the Chiefs could leave and then what do you got that Sporting KC soccer team soccer soccer holy crap is there anything more boring than watching a soccer game maybe maybe you can say watching a dumbass TV show about it that would be worse you know in the rest of the world they call soccer football yeah well here in America we call it a goddamn waste of time doesn't like soccer hey guys here's what I'm thinking want a new stadium maybe Travis here could ask Taylor to flip the [Applause] belt down B look a few hundred million to tayor that's right that's what four tickets cost to her parents or didn't just just got the Kansas City boy Jesus TR real talking okay just the guys here [Music] TR what are you going to make an honest woman out of look Taylor doesn't need to be working anymore and again I know you're with [Applause] me that's all we doing come on one of the first states to give women the right to vote Illinois that's right Illinois took a step further and they gave all the women's dead relatives the right to vote guys yeah you're really pushing it uhoh look who's losing it just like you did in the Super [Music] [Applause] Bowl you so much r as a GRE coach dick would would have g off hey I got love for Co how about that huh [Applause] okay seriously you're talking about this guy w must that boys oh please hey Di didn't need no giant play sheet that is that really a play sheet he's looking at or a Chinese food no I think that's uh that might be Applebees possible that bban chicken and now what are you makeing your precious coach here son okay first things first was that mustache really Frozen or did you just need a bunch of powdered Donuts n that was a real cold one you know windchill went down in 27 ohar so hard T make me war it's a stone called that coach Di's mustache is impervious to temperature let me tell you this my friend di is mustache does freeze that's right that's right our weather isn't mer mercy of mustache when when the mustache swings out cold Arctic air blankets the continent and when it Retreats North warm air pushes back through here's my theory yeah on I say the only reason you guys are wiar is cuz yeah that's right culty channel coach dicka with his mustache and his Bly Constitution that's right and now is controlling K's Thoughts by telling be a [ __ ] [Applause] super bow how about [Applause] that let's get back to that CU we having a very spirited conversation Carl here thinks the Chiefs would score negative - 24 points against St but Tad has F in your offense to hit -3 thanks sh you're welcome I'm sorry call me crazy but I got to say that the chief offense is going to be better this year I mean oh yeah think about it they got someone a fast yeah receiver charity look they got that speedster hollyood Brown who runs a 4340 they drafted savior War who had the fastest time ever at the combine with a four two and then freshy rice pled in at 119 mil is some serious separation being m keep those all those Insurance [Applause] commerci I've serve our home please but we made no harm we your [Laughter] insurance for a head and shoulders direct TVs the Subways Those ads this have you done one foram W yet no call I guess you don't get all the calls serious no he does he he gets just about every call you can think of except this one time on draft day that was just one te just [Applause] couldn't new heart it's all right it's just working me K out you look day [Applause]