Don't Panic quite yet y'all but Laura lumer is on the Twitter's the ex's eating dog food y'all um now I've been uh doing some thinking about why why that might be happening y'all and that's why I've got my hat on I don't know if it could be some sort of Witchcraft or something I don't know if this protects me from witchcraft um I know it protects me from the CIA CIA mind probes and stuff like that but hey you can't be too safe now listen um what's going on here is she's on the Twitter's eating dog food and this could go three different ways from what I what I figured all right number one um is that because JD Vance called Taylor Swift a childless cat lady well that Taylor Swift has got a lot of power y'all a lot of power so much so that she she can uh get a president elected with just one single social media post that much power and um him calling her a childless cat lady she could have all kind of superpowers y'all she she might be a superhero she might have superpowers and she casted some sort of spell on Laura lummer and literally turned her into a childless dog lady like literally a dog lady that's a possibility is uh it's just a possibility is all I'm saying um uh now number two look we know that Donald Trump has got the syphilis up in his brain bucket and the syphilis makes you crazy makes you real crazy especially the longer it goes on untreated that's that could be spread through intimate contact and if he had if he had his little Cheeto anywhere you know close to her or trying to do something with her with his little Cheeto it could have spread to her and she thinks she's a dog y'all because her brain bucket now is Tainted with the syphilis too and she thinks she's a dog um now that's another possibility now the third one is the most terrifying one of all y'all um because that we've been going around spreading all kind of lies and stuff about Haitian immigrants eating people's pets God's turning us into dogs God's turning us all into dogs y'all he got her first he's coming after us now and um we're going to start eating up all the dog food don't do it okay don't do it try to keep yourself away from the dog the pet sections and stuff if you're in the Walmarts and the grocery stores don't go to petmart at all um stay away uh fight fight it as long as you can is what I'm saying now don't eat all of your pets food either but they need it they need it to live and if we start eating all the dog food then the dogs will starve and then we'll be blamed for univ dogs y'all um that's called karma um that could be God coming to get us for spreading all those lies about those poor uh Haitian immigrants up there that ain't doing nothing wrong all right so anyway y'all it could be any one of those things just y'all be safe out out there stay away from the dog food all right inmate Trump 2024