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why do 70% of electricians fear high voltage shocks it's not just about the zap it's about pissing your pants after convulsing violently step one before you even think about touching anything high voltage make sure you empty your bladder and your bowels you don't want any surprises trust me step two always cross your legs when working with high voltage it's stylish and practical step three if you do get shocked chant this magical phrase in your head Mama say Mama saw Mama saw hot SLO spilled on a monkey p keep repeating it until the current subsides or you black the hell out surprisingly it works 90% of the time some say finally keep a bottle of cough syrup in your shirt pocket if you get a major shock the current will cook the syrup and the burning promethazine fumes will waft into your nose this will tighten your kagle and sphincter muscles while relaxing your bladder it will also sing your nose hairs bake your boogers and cross your eyes for a few days you're probably going to see circles and other luminous shapes When You Close Your Eyes this will also pass there you have it now you can smile in the face of high voltage shocks without having to change your draws for more advice on current events be sure to like comment and subscribe stay safe out there sparkies