Frmr USF Walk-On's "WORST FOOTBALL WORKOUT EVER": 3x World Long Driver Champion Maurice Allen

we kind of jumped we kind of jumped ahead but uh was going to talk about you know your college life uh oh Track and Field track and field you know college athlete little football when I was at USF transferred to fam and did not play football at fam you wait so what position because you was playing no no yeah no no when I went to USF I was actually in the slot so I was receiver so you so you transferred you you moved over to Receiver right once I once I left once I left high school I went to college and one of one of my older brothers he played football and he got into some stuff with levit uh you know who coach levit is so I went out and I tried out for the team and it was the worst try out on God's green earth what hands down worst Tri out we went uh what we do we went it was you and your brother no no my brother was he was already on team solo was already on team as a DB but he was he was like man my little brother come because he was a DB so he's he's over the receivers and he's like man y'all trash man my little brother white the flow with y'all blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so coach like out he was like okay well if he's so good pull that [ __ ] up like right he like bring him out so I went out for trials and we started with uh what was it 225 bench and I'm looking at him now mind you when I got to college out of high school well I'm trying out for the team this is the second year they they started with 225 bench well you're doing testing what kind of testing is this this how no so they did like a combine oh they nuts USF they had like they had like a you had to do a combine for the most part crazy so I'm 150 PBS when I graduated from high school there's no way you benching 225 lbs bro the bench came down it came down on me I'm looking at them like and I'm like what y'all want me to do with this you please get this off there's no there's no way and they were like you can't get one you can't get one [ __ ] rep hold on I'm talking to Jim there's no way y put Doug Doug elas was the dougas was the strength and conditioning coach so we went and did the head coach he got to answer for all this [ __ ] there's no way y'all put a 150 lb kid under 225 lb and thought he was going to LIF that [ __ ] oh but people on both sides they had people on both sides so the shit's funny right then we did uh a joke that's crazy we did a 510 five shuttle okay I got beat by all the linemen we did oh my goodness we did the L drill this sounds terrible I got beat by all the linemen oh damn God what else we did we did a vertical jump we did the vert and then we did like a bra jump I was decent in the bra and in the vert and I remember we went outside and they were like all right we running 40s and I went to coach padet I was like hey hey you mind if I put my spikes on because I had can't do I had on some I had on some cleats he was like and and L was standing there Le was like you know what doesn't matter what the [ __ ] you put on you and your brother are gone so ain't no way do the [ __ ] was funny and then so solo walked over to me he was like you know what time it is I was like yeah yeah yeah and so I put my spikes on and I'll never forget it Kaa Mitchell was next to me but he was already on team and they were doing workouts okay and so I let K could fly out yeah and they were I was like do we go together or and they was real they was real lit with me they was like we don't give a [ __ ] you can go when you want to go doesn't matter whenever you move we'll start the clock I was like all right so I let that joker go about three yard s and I snatched out bomb and just took off and I came back went through the line looked up I said what my time I was like all right what was the time never forget Pat looked at watch that [ __ ] say no that [ __ ] broke man go back there and run it again hell no he could his ass I said all right so I went back I was like you might if I get some water yeah you go get and this the first time they say anything nice for me yeah man you can go get go ahead get some water he said no you want you want me to go get it for said no go get some water give you a few minutes come back get it together all right then some other dude I think his name was Philip he was trying out and because K was just working out he was just doing his K was like a workout monster big ass dude yeah no he's from oito um but he just a workout dude like yeah real cool dude love K man and this dude philli I let the same [ __ ] happen I was like y'all mind y'all need us to go together or you like no no no no just whenever you go [ __ ] up I said okay so I let that [ __ ] I know he was slower I let him go by five seven yards SN why I mean I still got my spikes on I'm yeah came through the line it's three coaches over there now and they all looking they said what the [ __ ] my brother back there on the B on on the fence like this yeah I told y'all ass who off the team now yeah I told y'all ass and then they call 11 over they like man we need to run that [ __ ] again Dam yeah because that's what happened in the football where they like one person seen it and he he told them they like no [ __ ] I got to see it and then they like damn we got to tell boss now we got we got to tell big man now now mind you this is 200 one so there's no fat at that point everything's hand yeah so now we got seven people at the damn line it got to be a crowd a crowd of [ __ ] and they trying to clock this [ __ ] the whole I was like y'all mind y'all mind if I take a break yeah man take a break you said 2001 [ __ ] yall graduated in the 9 okay all right all right all right right I'm a lot older than people think I'm trying to get my math together I'm like whoa wait a minute now yeah I'll be 4 I'll be 43 in a few week few months [ __ ] so yeah I'm old drink your water drink your water we get it drink your water don't look 43 but go ahead like we out here man I got all these Jokers lined up and my brother was like you know what this mean right I said Noah am I that slow he was like absolutely not you dumb ass what is wrong with you ain't nobody lying up to see this slow [ __ ] man he like man he's like all right I dro the hammer on their ass I was like all right cuz I had been cruising I wasn't even going why did they let you running the spikes I don't know for the life of me that's the dumbest [ __ ] of Life 100% think about it though I suck so bad in everything else yeah yeah like they didn't even they didn't even see if I could catch at this point we lined up last time I run that [ __ ] and all of them just sitting there looking and I look my brother look [ __ ] say all right we'll see you on Monday of practice okay I was like so what was the time they just walked away oh God okay so allegedly the myth is I ran 41 on hand time and so like that was that was it and so then I made you a job though I walked on you it would definitely get you a job that get you a job a job so I walked on to the USF team you know they had me out there and then at some point they moved me from receiver to the backfield which probably was not the best thing ever uh and I unfortunately met Mr Kaa again and a gentleman by the name of Joe Morgan and we ran a counter oh yeah he remember and I did not know that they were supposed to pull so I saw the hole oh no and I went in the first hole I went oh see that he [ __ ] up he [ __ ] up sweet the C yeah yeah so I turned into Min society and then P he F he fell for what the defense supposed to fall for oh [ __ ] it's so first things first is I didn't fall I was scared well no I'm saying you you you did what the I was running for dear life this [ __ ] tripping and so I ran and on the other side it was nothing but but some Sweet Chin music for me so then I ended up breaking my T fi that was and my track coach was like what in the [ __ ] are you doing and I was like what you mean he was like you're done and so they moved me but I got moved from from in the slot to running back because obviously I didn't play football in high school you couldn't catch no I you couldn't running routes I just didn't want to get hit okay and so they put me there why would you put me there right you say running back let me explain let me explain why because what I did was a punishment so we kept running a bubble screen we were not shielding it to the defense at all so I'm literally in the slot and then I'm just supposed to run over here into the screen and they throwing this lob ass horrible [ __ ] pass we ran it so many times I got tired getting hit so what I did was when when the strong safety came down I just handed that [ __ ] off into him and I kept running down the field like I had the ball and they was like oh it worked it worked and then when I got to the end zone they was like where the [ __ ] ball ball at andu hit the ball going the other way so then that [ __ ] was done they was like all right you want to play this [ __ ] we didn't even want to be out there he didn't even want to be out there how you get a job you ain't want it's not that I just didn't want to get hit no more bro I got tired to get hit in practice but that's football uh I here's the thing I don't mind being hit as long as I have a way to avert the hit I had no way they knew the play we was running over and over again they weren't even letting me sell it as a post or nothing I was like can I at least take two or three steps and then cut back on the bubble no we want you to Bubble off the line why the [ __ ] in my bubbling off the line when this [ __ ] right here come in full of steam I don't like this cuz I'm the one getting hit every got damn play that everything he saying this is this is a very sad Football story this is very sad very sad it was horrible and so yeah that was that was it I went to fam and then but the dope thing I will admit I did love being a part of the team at USF um the guys were really nice it was a good experience something but that's why I fell in love with the weight room okay so as you see I'm not 150 pound say you look athletic and so they did they did have the ability to help me with food uh because we had access to food from 6:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. nice and so I ate very well which I was appreciative of and then when I did make the team the first thing they gave me were these two big ass Adidas duffel bags for the clothes and gear and shoes and I was like there go this [ __ ] is dope so then when I transferred to fam and they was like yeah man we heard you play football it was like yeah so we gonna give you this t-shirt I said [ __ ] I'm I do with this t-shirt oh hell no that's a different that's a different word I was like so so where the calf at where where all the food and [ __ ] they were like yeah we ain't got that I said oh no I ain't getting my egg scram but for this I'm good I'm sick to this track [ __ ] you you transferred after one after one year so I was at USF for yeah I was there for two years I transferred out so remember back then there was no there was a portal but you had to go down you couldn't go the same go across yeah you couldn't go across so you had to go down and that was the thing because I did it mainly for track and field okay so yeah but that's where that came from but yeah hell no um yeah no I mean football was cool I definitely missed certain parts of it I also knew but then I did a bunch of Trials I went all over the place for trials because I was fast I could catch they was like oh [ __ ] well this man bro we could we could figure out something yeah for him I had a lot of looks man it was it was a really really cool time I think just because I didn't play football growing up right and then people knew who my cousin was so that definitely helped as well with getting me into some places and this in the third but I mean it it was I did as much as I could have done I think with it yeah there are aspects of it that I missed but it is what it is yeah no I mean it's a it's a it's a a tough life everybody don't make it out there for show for show yeah if if you start late you already behind the eightball for real yeah 100% I mean there are some different things that you can do because you have a different perspective that other people don't have but the football IQ just honestly is not there yeah and so I mean speed I tell people all the time you know speed kills but it kills two ways you know you run away from things fast but you run into things faster oh facts facts yeah you your probability of getting hurt is I mean that you said your first hit you broke you TI FIB that didn't sound yeah no my first real hit but it was 100% my fault with that being said as well right so that was my fault I mean I I probably should have looked at there are diagrams so I should have looked at the diagram a little bit better but there was this other part of me where I was like [ __ ] I ain't getting hit oh this look like a hole I can make this and I at it I just didn't see what was on the other side of that's nuts to to like to shoot the gap on the counter before your own mans get there to block for you is nuts not not yeah but if you don't know you don't know yeah you're right that's what I said like cuz you you thought you was home yeah I thought I was going to Green pastur that's rough and I went to a white and red ambulance yeah you gota you gotta wait on it you gota wait on I was going to the training room that's where I ended up [ __ ] happens hell no