intro you are an artist now mhm I am an artist now yeah what kind of things do you paint well I've actually painted you no yes do you want to see it go on then I'm actually really nervous cuz I've seen your other cuz your paintings are unhinged so yeah so there oh my God oh my God oh my God mhm that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen uh okay so like how long have have you got to be on that list when do you get take let me do it again okay so how long will you be on this list uh uh well they said if good if I'm good and I should okay okay about another a year but yeah um hi guys welcome back to the cat Baker show the long longest running podcast in the world and the number one podcast in the Philippines hosted by I cat Baker V who is Rory Paints? number one person in the UK today we are joined by a man that I found outside uh Rory paints yes um Rory is you're like an artist right yeah yeah yeah and painter yeah but you you blew up because you posted no you painted you didn't put you painted M hundreds of photos of a guy who I actually don't know who the [ __ ] he is lling Highland yeah I've got the book I just just for uh visual uh cues 100 paintings of earling Highland okay where's he from is he he's from Norway he's from Norway yeah you can have that that's yours actually a gift than you yeah and and hasbullah you do a lot of as well yeah I do a lot of hasbullah he's another Muse of mine yeah wow yeah amazing and um you do that because because why not that's why and also it's art it's art it's art yeah it has meing it has deep meaning yeah MH yeah absolutely no one paints one person a thousand times unless it has some sort of deep meaning you know yeah yeah do you think it might be some sort of like Freud complex like maybe want earling harand to be your mother Freudian do you think it's Freudian I think it's more autism is more what it is actually yeah yeah horny autism no there's nothing horny about it I was on talk spoke radio actually and the guy was like is it because such a physical Beast physical speci and I was like uh no it's just so you've never that you Haven fapped to earing are we already going into the gutter it's been two minutes yeah uh no I have not masturbated erling Harland are you sure yes okay we'll clip that and and I'll send it to him I'm sweating I don't know if it's of the heat no really hot in here we might even does Rory draw p0rn? halfway through have to [ __ ] take a break cuz it is hot but yeah have you ever do so you get lots of requests for people doing lots of things you've done a lot of like KSI recently yeah I like as well do you get like many pornographic requests well I've actually considered setting up and only fans because I have actually um so what the only fans would do would just be painting really explicit images of celebrities that you couldn't now it's illegal to AI but it's not illegal to draw but uh the it's it would be wrong to do it right it's there's something morally wrong about that you know I guess it it depends I mean would KSI kick up a Foss if you if I drew him like in a gay sexual yes probably you wouldn't be happy yeah and he keeps sending me free Prime so I I I don't want to really burn Bridges with him I say this every time but I've met him oh yeah he did yeah he went to school or something right I've done my research yeah yeah yeah he went to the private school in my hometown and I met him when I was like 15 oh what the one that got away yeah yeah but yeah so yeah I'm in The In Crowd you are basically a sid man I basically am I'm a side woman the funny thing about KSI is and I keep drawing him I have never watched a KSI video in my life I have never watched a KSI i' I just keep seeing his face pop up but you just have to draw what the people want uh I draw what I want uh I try to do that anyway and what pornographic things do you want to draw uh well I do actually like drawing ladies and stuff like that but none of that goes on the internet that's like the private stash really where do you keep your private stash just at home really but it's tasteful it's not like yeah it's not like anything you do you know it's taste yeah it's not in the [ __ ] mine's like a renissance kind of painting you know it's like like oh there's boobies but it's not about the boobies yeah yeah have you done have you I assume you at some point obviously went to like live drawing classes I have done live drawing class have you ever been the model uh no no no really would you ever do that I've considered it I've considered it yeah I actually wouldn't you wouldn't do it I'd be scared that if when you're standing there s might fall out or something you'd be like no you have to subscribe to my only fans before coming in sorry you can't this is not fre this is5 a month like ten10 pound a month yeah BL bougie but I was like but I was like what if you're standing there and you just like accidentally wet yourself something yeah that could happen yeah so that's why I've never done it and I don't think I ever will or what if you accidentally I'd only do it if I could go on my phone standing still for an hour I am I I'm a Restless person I find I find it very difficult to chill do you have ADHD well people would I don't believe in any of these diagnosis stuff but they would say I have ADHD if they were to look at me some people say that about me they're like oh you zone out or like but I've realized it's because I simply just zone out if the topic isn't about me uh I'm not quite like that I think I'm just a narcissist yeah yeah yeah maybe I prefer I talk about things more than I don't know I'm just Restless like actually this is one of my new things at the moment I'm against vaping now okay uh so this year I've kind of I kind of Vaped for a bit right and not I I start get can you see this yeah I started like getting ECA I've never had ecma in my whole life and I was wondering what's going on also every time I was going out for drink I could only have like three drinks and then I was like oh I just want to go home I thought I'm just getting old I thought I'm just getting old or something and uh I was lazy I don't know my brain was foggy and then I stopped like The Vape and everything just came back I don't know so uh I just I'm I think vaping [ __ ] you vape no I used to smoke cigarettes yeah but I stopped when I was like 21 I think yeah I didn't realize the microplastics in those Vape who would have thought vaping plastic air who would have thought throwing loads of batteries around who's probably going to be back the environment oh yeah you're an Eco person yeah you don't eat meat no I'm a vegan what are you uh I am I don't eat vegetables so it's that way right right if an animal hasn't been hurt I don't eat it right yeah that's kind of how I go so me and you are very we have differing opinions on that right yeah but when it comes to people I like people I don't eat those see I do eat people yeah so maybe what do you think about Army Hammer what do I think about Army Hammer you what you look a little bit like him actually just like a little bit have you seen what's that film uh was the win with the twink boy oh uh call me by your name call me by your name I'm really bad with names and stuff but call me by your name there's a bit where Army Hammer is Dancing with shorts and I was watching it going oh [ __ ] that's how I dance and it's really bad cuz I'm like a tall person he has the TP person lank syndrome yeah so yeah I want to dance like a Brazilian but I dance kind of like how tall are you uh 6' 5 really no maybe close sometimes my my Tinder says 63 right okay but I'm probably 6'2 what okay so what do you do you think men should disclose their high on should men disclose their height on dating apps? dating apps um I think they should well I isn't hinge you have to right yes yeah uh I actually I'm against discrimination against I think height discrimin although I benefit from it I think I'm against height discrimination actually it's a it's a problem uh you women are too picky man you need to some some women need to settle dude men are pretty [ __ ] picky I think as well on dating apps you know like isn't it like only like 5% of the world is over 6 foot and everyone wants them it's like kind of that's kind of crazy D but the thing I find funny is the girls that want men over 6 foot and nor ones who are like under 5 foot how tall are you uh like 5 five five five I would yeah I'd date a guy who's shortest I'd go like 5'7 yeah yeah well then okay there you go I'm not I'm not I'm not highst I'm fine yeah yeah but I do think if you you you want to get the best image of someone possible before you meet them of what they're like yeah and it yeah sometimes a bit like it's not like it's unattractive but it's a bit like whoa when you meet someone that lot smaller than you you dating now at the moment uh yes are you dating someone are dating in London you in a relationship no tend to just but you recently moved to London right yeah sorry this I'm turning the interview on you this is what I do I can't I can't help it so what's I I find London interesting right so you've moved to London and I cons I'm considering move to I told you I might move to London but I'm thinking about it but I have a problem with there's a like the dating scene in London for example is one of the issues I feel like people move to London and they just don't grow up people come to London and they don't grow up they like they don't settle they keep moving every weekend they're getting pissed they're on Tinder constantly they don't mix from relationship to relationship and no one grows up that's so London is a place where people can be Peter Pan until they're you know late 30s early 40s that's one my side note that's a side note all my friends who are either in my hometown or we're in Bristol there a lot of them have all uh got married or having kids all my friends in London that's what people are supposed to do that's my opinion I mean obviously should I judge people that don't do that uh yes I will judge you if you don't do that yeah no everyone can do what they want but London is a place I want to grow up I want to have a children and family so moving to London for me would be against my future goals so that's probably why it's pting me off there's got to be we're getting serious now this is supposed to be funny yeah no no make this funny I do agree to be fair yeah I very much observe that yeah in London and in people in London are grow up London or you know what I find in London is also like you know you can be like an eight in Bristol but in London you're going to be like a five really everyone's hot London well yeah you saying I might go from a 10 to an eight in London possibly that's awful yeah M London's crazy I just I was just come I to get here I had to go to Seven Sisters right I might cut that out because I don't want anyone to know my location oh sorry all right all right but can we no no but no one's going to you're way far away from from Seven Sisters it doesn't matter I had to then catch a bus somewhere else to get out of Seven Sisters right yeah yeah it's fine it'll be fine but yeah I've been to seven why have I always ended up in seven s oh it's because of uh what's the festival in hi Park uh starts with a V right wireless wireless that's the one I've been to wireless yeah it was me is that not like it was me and a bunch of 17-year-olds to say is that not like all teenagers yeah but I I [ __ ] I love it I how else am I going to watch Playboy cardi I have to I have to just accept that I'm going to be with a bunch of 17-year-olds that have knives in their pockets so I just have to deal with okay yeah but don't judge me I beat the Seven Sisters a few times and uh I swear Seven Sisters is like a social experiment or something all that area basically someone decided hey let's put loads of um as no who they what are they called the Orthodox Jewish people yeah let's put them all there and then let's put like loads of Jamaican communities around them and see what happens yeah it is a very weird play but now there's also then loads of hipsters moving there who is Bansky? gentrification oh God oh God talked about that in last episode gentrification yeah yeah I think I'm a fan and I well I said Bristol needs more of it Bristol's the most gentrified place ever well yeah but there's still too much drum and base for my liking so right I'm going to a drum and base event like in a few weeks time really doing another podcast with a um a beatboxer and I'm going to a drum and bass you hang around Turbo Island mark it was weird I had a comment the other day on one of my posts saying oh I met this guy at turbo Island Legend I was like oh my God was it you I gave someone stickers on turbo Island oh my God okay you might find me it's turbo Island so you're not Banksy I might be Banky I might be Banky but do you know what well Banky has a team actually and I might or may or not may may or may not have been part of B Bang's team at one point what I tell you what I dated a guy who said that he met Banky yeah yeah in Bristol and he said he's he's just like a middle class white guy yeah well do you know he actually Vol uh he went against his uh what's the contract I signed what is it uh did you actually work for him I can't talk about what's that contract what is it called Ure yeah n that's the one NDA but obviously I don't know what NDA is so how can I know what I sign so I can get away with it right okay well I'll tell you my story cuz this is just his say I don't know anything but he said so this guy um he was like he's he's from Bristol and his parents in Bristol and he was at his parents party and he was talking to this guy who took an in because the guy I was dating he had been doing a bit of graffiti although really [ __ ] graffiti and um no offense to that guy and um and he said this guy started talking to him and was asking him about his graffiti and then afterward his mate said to him oh by the way that's Banky wow he's super rich what you would have thought so also he may or may not be a swinger yeah bangy is a swinger yeah but maybe allegedly allegedly oh my God's funny is this is exclusive if he wanted to ever sue me for anything I says he would have to reveal his own his own himself so there's you can actually say whatever you want against bangy and he can never sue you so he's a swinger uh and there's a few allegations against him yeah what I swung with him yeah yep you swung with him yeah mate you got to put that on your CV and there's nothing he can do about it no or she I [ __ ] Banky h in his many iterations so his whole team yeah there you go actually is Banky a business that can sue someone I didn't say any no it's fine it's fine it was all a joke to cut anything out we can I'm fine that all in that's funny right okay um but yeah Banksy you know what I always find so weird with like Wales it's so close to Bristol but it has two completely different accents that's that's the UK for you you can you can walk down you can go down the street why do Americans love the British? and there's a completely different accent weird it yeah yeah you can go from Cardiff to the valleys and there's completely different accents yeah wow geography yeah it's no it's Britain's I think Britain's especially different when it comes to Accents like you go to other countries and they all sound the bloody same you yeah like we have more accents than America I would say and we are one one 1% of the size I don't know oh my God whenever I go to America though I feel like such hot totty cuz they just love the accent they're like they're like they're always like they just find me so Charming yeah yeah they obviously haven't got to know you first no they get well it doesn't even matter actually I could be horrible to them and they're like and they're still like oh tell me bottle of water and I'm like bottle of water and they go oh they like come in their pants like right away God so yeah vulgar no like what did you expect I don't know why I expected but like yeah that that is like that's the backup plan like if I if I'm still single in my 30s right well how old are you oh well let's just say I'm very very very late 20s 29 I will not say anymore it's just late I'm 30 so you downhill at 30 life's over right yeah yeah no I'm yeah so I try not to I try to a ignore that right as much as possible yeah you're speaking to a ghost right now a ghost of my former self how are you finding life in in your 30s um fine I have noticed a couple gray hairs yeah where on my head okay yeah pubes haven't gone great yet um it's you lose followers You' lose only fan subscriptions would you well the amount there's lots of women in their 40s and 50s making more money than me so you know maybe it will help my brand oh maybe yeah yeah you know I can finally earn more than10 yeah a month yeah I don't know how much only fans people make it's more than me I don't make it pound a month well no I won't say anything no what okay so my other only fans friends yeah elbrook for example yeah I went to her Rory on painting Elle Brooke house yeah3 million pound mansion in Essex yeah I've been yeah yeah yeah oh yeah she owns you don't quite live in that yet no I'm in one bed you're working on it you're working on it in a shitty area of London yeah with damp we got damp as well yeah I know my ex so I'm doing okay no no sorry that was that that seemed like you should see how I live honestly you should see how I live you're think it's your [ __ ] fat beat up that this is all you can we'll swap financials afterwards trust me we'll see who's earning the most don't worry you're winning yeah El Brook lovely lovely woman she is as I you I really want to be friends with her but it's like she's like big Superstar so when I met her I was like oh she's so nice I love her little dogs and stuff I I want to be friends but you know she's like a superar you've interviewed her yeah and you've interviewed Taylor who's been on here yeah yeah and she's also great so because you do a YouTube show I do and it's only slightly more successful than yours yes only slightly I say that like my most viewed is General G how many views did you get for that I think it's like 10K or something well that's pretty good how mine yeah what uh well literally I've only just recently got the ball rolling on it I got 25k views on my jreg a lot better than me yeah but I I I realized I'm um so one of my things is like I'm I used to work in oh come on let me I'm I'm like a pro okay I'm a product design consultant right so I work on I now that's why I do I used to work in product design and make websites and apps and stuff and and have you heard of ux design and this sort of thing okay anyway and and also social media marketing you you wouldn't believe that that's what I was into it as well and I've combined all those into like my social media presence now and I still do Consulting trying to anyway but um basically everything I do so YouTube's a new thing so I've just started it and I'm trying to work out how to I conquered Tik Tok I think and then I conquered Instagram easy easy slow easy stuff now YouTube is next so YouTube is hard well I'll do it I'll do it I've already worked out how to sort out the uh thumbnails and all this sort of thing so and I uh yeah so I recently for example oh sorry we shouldn't get that's busy stuff I don't know I recently changed a thumbnail on an old video yeah and it just went up it boosted the whole thing I've had that recently I changed my thumbnails got my thumbnail game down um it was a thumbnail just of my butthole but no it wasn't that was a joke oh sorry I just was laugh cuz I was like how did you get away with that on YouTube there is that guy that did that guy that naired his hole on youtube Ned his butthole on YouTube The Who what he put so it's on YouTube right now Anthony you might have to get it up naring butthole so how to put hair removal cream on the butthole get away with it yeah cuz he class is educational ah it's like those um Instagram videos of people women breastfeeding with fake babies you seen that yeah that's so [ __ ] I think that's fine right oh showing your butthole and is fine yeah because it's but it's like that involves kids doesn't it like with but I see you're saying n so n's and removal cream so n a I are I I worry about what's it called n right yeah I worry about that right something that you put on your skin and then your hair just falls off is like oh it's like a mild form of chemo I was like oh yeah that that's that's you used it before huh have you used it before no I use wax yeah I haven't waxed ever right well what we're going to do right now is we're going to wax your we going to bleach it first M we be hold we they need another 20 minutes to do my bloody helling oh maybe it got removed of REM stuff maybe they crack down is it Kevin Leonardo oh yeah Kevin Leonard what it's just his [ __ ] is just there his second video oh D they've kept it up yeah okay okay okay i' got no mic but anyway so I could do this I could do this feel hold on what are you right keep like part right react to this um introduce it Som um we're about to watch a guy naring his butthole on YouTube and it's not age restricted is it I have no idea just keep watching just oh my goodness oh my goodness how is and that's on YouTube that is on YouTube yeah I think I think I actually think that the internet is healing at the moment yeah yeah we're getting back to it like when live leak and all those uh weird websites crashed I thought oh no the internet's dead now you remember Live Leak no okay live week was where you could just like uh watch people die I suppose oh yes I do I I didn't watch it but I've heard of it it was it was like Anyway there was like almost like a free speech element to it but now Twitter you can put anything you really want the amount of people I've seen eaten by sharks on Twitter oh my Twitter's quite but I like this the internet's healing yeah although we got to cool it on the anti-Semitism a little bit maybe that's maybe yeah maybe especially yeah well I'm Jewish see right okay yeah I mean I think just Rory's beef with India general hate in general maybe I guess no Hate's okay like everyone hates Indians right no no I'm joking you can keep that in it's fine I'm actually do I'm actually working I'm I'm doing my own YouTube video now at the moment I mean technically Israelis love oh no Indians love Israelis what yeah there's a big M don't get me started on the genealogy of Indians I know about the genealogy of Indians I just did I did like a are you part Indian or something so I read this book called the history of India right and then I I decided to read it again I don't don't know why it basically it interests me and the book was removed as an audio book from YouTube and then I couldn't find it anywhere right and I was working out trying to why and basically Indians are trying to rewrite their history a little bit and I was like trying to work out out what's going on and they're really against this idea of the step migration Theory this is just this is silly basically did you know that the top cast of India do you know what the cast system in India uh the top cast are basically like 30% Ukrainian W maybe yeah and it's it's and it's a very inconvenient fact for Indians so they're changing it a little bit I'm actually doing a video on it soon I'm going to call it do Indians have skibby Riz it's going to be a 10 part series oh okay wow no I don't do you think Indians have skibby RZ I think anyone can have skibby RZ you're right actually but I like you can generalize the population it's okay to generalize well like there's top Indians with Supreme skibby RZ I will say but on average do Indians have skibby RZ well I kind of don't know what SK is I mean I know SK is but I don't know what what do you mean well let me actually I think I've written it down somewhere do you want me to Define skibby RZ for you quick yeah can well I know it's skib toilet but all right I'm sure I wrote down a good and I say things like I've already offended the Indians I've offended the Indians on another part CU I went to India right I went to India for three months yeah so this is how I am an expert on India and skib Riz I have to say I don't have any desire to go there really okay so this is my definition of skibby RZ okay sorry serious face now so skibby RZ requires positive aura and busting levels of gat you think think about a girl needs Gat right yeah uh so imagine Gat but the male version almost is is skibby Riz okay for example there's no way you can be a sigma male goated in the sauce without skibby RZ without skibby RZ you're no baby grank You're simply a sussy impostor and you should return to your you should return to edging in your goon cave you you require an Omega grinds set mentality in order to have skibbidy Riz so is that like Hindu nationalism then is that what is that what that is Hindu Hindu do you know they're the most populated country in the world India yeah I did know that yeah yeah did you know India right could send this is a crazy thing to talk about my horny autistic audience might be might be losing interest hor are they horny are they sorry about this sorry about they might be interested though let me just say one more fact India India can send 2 million people to every country on Earth that's 200 countries around and they would still have one billion in their own country wow whoa did that fact make you horny at home I'm horny now right there you go what do you think about Indian men um I mean obviously I get you get a lot of Indian men comments on Instagram and Tik Tok and stuff so I've had quite a lot of marriage proposals that's nice um so yeah you're going to have to cut that out aren't you probably sorry I'm making this hard to Ed but I I actually I'm actually very attracted to Indian women actually which is funny about answering fan problems interesting should we answer some fan problems yeah you want to get me off yeah yeah fine yeah sorry I'll talk about if you give me I don't want piss off the most the largest nation in the world that's right okay so right you know I'm not I'm not good at this helping I'm I'm I'm single I am useless in relationships some of it's not relationship problem some of it's medical okay oh oh in that case I'm a medical professional yes so right so first one okay so you guys have sent in your problems and this guy has sent in this problem okay so I have hairs growing on my dick like near the tip what's the best way to go about it I had one hair once really and I plucked it and went away so just pluck it just pluck it I didn't know men got that not not on the tip that would be crazy what are you like Beast Man or something but like on the shaft I had one really just removed it Happy Days wrap around grew again right see women do get nipple hairs disgusting I know the fact that we produce hairs at all is awful terrible on the head's okay we got to be silky smooth sea lions you know yeah yeah like eels slithering around you know yeah yeah do you do you do you whx your bum hole um depends if I've got to take a lot of photos on my butthole so you wouldn't take a hairy bum hole phototime sometimes I edit it out really yeah I just wondering about that yeah so I'm no no I'm not no that seems like I'm one of your horny audience I'm not like you people I'm better than no I'm not joking I'm better new hey hey hey hey these people pay my bills you no I'm just as horny as most people I just yeah just for Indian women though only yeah right but I'm actually okay don't cut any of this out it's fine fine so but um yes he has hairs growing near the tip I don't think that's normal um no it's not really I don't think but I mean you know how like if you get hair on the palms of your hands that means you're going mad so maybe it means you're going mad um I actually think if he's a really hairy person it might be due to do you know like when you can like one of your hair follicles can fall out but then I actually you can repl like put it in some else that's what it feels like cuz it shouldn't be growing there yeah get it checked dude get it checked actually think of the video we just watched vet up your dick no not V what is it it's n nare up your dick you could V they're the same thing but yeah nare up your dick bro uh yeah there you go that would work right wow we are solving so many problems okay we're not medical professionals so um if anything happens to you it's not our fault go to a doctor just helping that disclaim try not to burn your off yeah so someone else said yeah right this is mad this is mad what is going on okay I fancy my best lady for my wedding I've loved her for ages so this man got married but he's in love with the woman who was the female version of his best man what he needs to do is invent a time machine yeah go back in time and choose her instead of his wife but that can't be done that's difficult I've tried that doesn't work so what in instead actually you what would advice would you give sorry I'm talking too much get a [ __ ] divorce I mean if you're that into someone who's not your wife it might be time to get divorce yeah but I would say it's difficult because I would say I would imagine that a large percentage of people have married the wrong person and fantasize about other people uh but you have to be realistic about it uh she might not be into you the well she you would think of how many friendships you would ruin if you left your wife for the it would the whole Friendship Circle would be dead yeah so I think you just have to wallow in what you the bed you've made which is a horrible thing to say yeah but what would you do yeah yeah get a divorce get a divorce get a divorce and then hope you can get the other one yeah exactly no that's too no you you're going to ruin lives but actually it's very selfish view but you did say at the start that you were a narcissist so that's the sort of thing you would do that is exactly it no I would think I would I would I would I would live my life in hell just to make sure everyone else is Happy can't feel [ __ ] hot sorry not cuz of you no no no no sorry that's s is are you uh the youngest or the oldest daughter I'm the youngest yeah yeah you give off young youngest daughter what does that mean uh it just uh I'm oldest so the the answer that we gave to that that thing was very much a younger older kind of VI I've been spoiled yeah I would say I would say sorry is that is that offensive way you say no cuz you would like I would divorce and try and get what I want whereas me I was like I want to keep everyone happy that's and that's the that's the main premise of old the youngest sibling anyway sorry that was a side note what's a middle sibling reaction oh [ __ ] who who cares about the middles they they suck middles don't do anything you the youngest is the most likely to be gay as well don't quote me on that but it's I have dated girls so I'm a bit fruity so there you go not to say all this can be fruity as well I'm not fruity though maybe I'm fruity who knows but if you are that's fine actually if it means I get more followers I'm as fruity as you like yeah actually that's a question what is your follower base do you know like what demographic is it male male which is I like that because um a lot of these artists that get lots of followers they're very much gentric artists which get lots of females cuz girls love art and that sort of thing whereas I am trying my best to be the male artist the artist for the men but what age range oh oh yeah well you must get a lot of zumas oh yeah zum Zuma is my base I love the zumas I'm all about the zumas see I think mine's Millennial humor is not for me mine's mostly Millennial is it you get all the men yeah why why do you think sorry is this so Millennial men are watching this now they're going to hate me Millennial and like men in their 40s oh my goodness if there's a if there's an Indian man who's 35 years old now watching this he's going to want to kill me yes no I love you I love you and I will let them yeah yeah I'll be fine with that yeah I I've been I told you I've been to the mountain top yeah my brother did India for drinking this lambini cuz it's so good yeah you're so you're drinking lamb drink [ __ ] loads of lambini I'm not drinking because I so good I feel like I'm at a wedding yeah I had a nervous breakdown the weekend cuz I got too drunk so tell me about I'm not drinking oh I just got way too drunk and then next day was having very very ill and had loads of panic attacks so oh yeah yeah you do usually have panic attacks if you get too drunk yeah well the next day yeah yeah yeah this always happen a lot of the time yeah well that's kind of I have a very nervous disposition right yeah which you wouldn't necessarily be able to tell do you know I um actually ended the relationship ended because I wasn't very I shouldn't say this but it's fine to say I don't mind but she's very open but I had a relationship and then she had had a two-day bender and then had a bad panic attack and one of the reasons we split up is was because I was not very comforting enough as a you made her Panic more I think so which is the bad way of dealing with things right but I think it was like it was it was yeah so that's one of these issues I'm that's why I'm single I'm a bad person right you're causing panic amongst the women of the UK yes I'm like this she's having a panic attack and I'm going just it's going to be okay it's going to be okay that's how I deal with things women oh you know no what are they like their hysteria I'm like trying to chill and she's dapping about her panic attack in my ear bloody hell I'm trying to play video games so what's your audience sorry just so I know who I'm talking to man horny man in their ages actually it's anywhere between 20 and 50 I would say so me and mostly UK and then USA I am your audience then I am the man yeah basically so oh God they're going to hate me yeah that's fine do you ever think about this like oh next question let's let's move on let's move on I will chat nonsense forever come on what's a good way mhm to ask for a pay rise oh you you this is easy easy easy you what you do is you you get your CV you put it out there you find another job with more money and then you basically say oh I'm leaving for a job that has 10 5K or whatever more money so you can either give me more money or I'm just going to go to the other job and then usually they will say here's more money and then you you remain in the job that you're comfortable with with more money or you if they don't you know it's not a place that's ever going to give you more money and you go to the next place I was thinking I would probably back up into my boss and then accuse him of sexually assaulting me all right you wanted the joke answer sorry and say you no no I've seen give me a pay rise yeah well I wouldn't work I might work on me actually I have thought about this no I wouldn't have I wouldn't do that but yet because I want to I want to remain slightly employable right okay so I'm a I'm a professional and I would never accuse my boss of sexual assault even if he did it yeah and that's what a true employee employee that's how good of an employee I am yeah sorry I'm aware my employee is in the room right now I promise I'm not going to sexually assault you Anthony not again anyway not again so what is the worst job you've ever had what the worst what job you've ever had worst job I've actually had good jobs my whole life basically because um I used to work as a cleaner when I was 15 I guess cleaning offices mhm uh but my first job was I went straight into web development so I was pretty crushy that job actually sucked my first job but it was a good it was a good way of testing my skills yeah but you want a joke answer so my worst job sucking dick sucking dick yeah for money uh no it was uh it was cleaning offices actually I I used to clean offices actually this is true I used to clean offices for um a colostomy bag Factory are you no you're joking I'm not even joking colostomy bag called pelican in Cardiff you can check it if you if you want it's still there Pelican colostomy bags yeah W it was interesting they only hired uh really attractive Polish women on the factory floor as well it was strange it was a strange place but it was a great place for a teenager to work but also the worst place cuz I'm do you know the worst thing so I cleaned out bins in offices do you know the worst thing in the bins bananas every time banana juice is the worst every you could walk into a room and you just knew there are there a banana in here well so I put my banana in my food waste bin so yeah I don't put it in my these office people they have no they just put it wherever they put and then the fruit flies come fruit flies and it's not getting recycled yeah bananas man absolutely shocking if you're work in an office don't eat bananas or tuna right no one wants tuna in office yeah anyway that's why I'm not allowed in offices what's the next question come on let's move jobs working hard I don't like working that much so that's why I do only fans um but you are an artist now mhm I am an artist now yes I paint you do paint mhm what kind of things did you paint well I mean we've Rory reveals his painting of me talked about what you well I've actually painted you no yes Wow have you great segue no one will notice oh my goodness yes do you want to see it go on there I'm actually really nervous cuz I've seen your other cuz your paintings are unhinged so yeah well it this ruins my whole thing but right okay I want you to okay I'm just going to show it to you and then you tell me what you think and what you think I mean by it so there oh my God oh my God oh my God mhm that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen it's art it's not supposed to well it art can be disturbing sometimes I guess [ __ ] oh my God want say oh my God you're a you're shaking when I was watching back reactions of other people in their paintings I didn't understand how they felt but now I understand and I'm just like that is absolutely mad so I guess I mean it's cuz I'm always like this like so I guess it's a bit of that I I will I I try not to reveal I try not to reveal too much of the meaning and why I did things so I think it's I'll leave it up to your interpretation a little bit on I have my legs open a lot um bad bad posture um and yeah so my new profile picture yeah yeah my main question is whose face well I mean that's my face they're both they're both your face I will say that they're both your face like sometimes I get the faces a bit wrong if I'm honest but yeah no I could tell that that's my face but I look like I'm having a seizure the bottom one you do have like it's like a there's a there's something going on there there's a bit of a puffy chin I go like this yeah yeah I go like that a lot yeah so yeah so there we go oh my God I think I actually read one of your uh Instagram comments and it inspired me on this one I won I won't tell you which one it was people can just look for your Instagram comments and maybe try and find this one right oh my God look at that I I think this should be fine to get I mean if someone's waxing their bum hole on YouTube this will be fine oh that's fine I'm just considering can I have that up with my parents come around yeah or your Tinder dates yeah oh my God they turn up at your room and you they see this framed that is a guaranteed way for me to never see someone ever again oh my God I just can't stop looking at it MH I love how you like you kind of you've got my like tattoos and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so I'm wearing like a dress and it's sort of just ridden up or I'm just not wearing well that was more of a composition thing like the black background's nice so I thought I made sure I use the black you did wear a black dress on one episode what are you going to do with this do you think I was I mean oh I I want to have it up but I'm also scared of what I like I I could put it in my bathroom mhm so you know when I or anyone is relieving themselves they can just look at this they can just kind of look at it and yeah yeah wow how do you come up with your ideas I honestly just don't I don't know sometimes actually this was like a very much last minute CU I I had nothing until last yesterday evening and I was like oh well I got to do something so I just yeah no but but it was like I was I I watched a few of your episodes and I uh decided to look through your comments on your Instagram and stuff like this I was like oh yes what are a lot of the inspiration came from above what are what are the comments the recurring com that you could see no this was actually a Tik Tok one of your Tik Tok comments I won't I won't say but someone said oh well what one of the comments I'll just say one of the comments and then well one of the comments was oh she's packing oh yes and I was like oh okay okay and then I noticed there was uh there yeah so well but people say you I don't want to well that's very crude so what go on go on well what do you say about your nether regions all the time what super tight fan oh disgusting but yes yes yeah that's your selling point right yeah super tight Fanny which is I love how you got the makeup and thing wow yeah no I'm bloody Gob smacked I honestly have no idea what to do with it yeah I am going to keep it's very different to the other ones I've done I think yeah I feel like it's more disturbing I think so too I think so too I like I like that I've Disturbed you somehow yeah yeah cuz yeah I think so like Taylor Ryan just got a nice bum of anel yeah you know L was a chin L was just her prominent chin yeah you've gone mine is I guess I I pick on people's like uh what they're known for you know yeah oh my God yes yeah cuz you don't um reveal that anywhere like only on your only fans right yeah yeah yeah yeah where some others will be like El Brook for example you could you could find elbrook on PornHub if you wanted to no yeah yeah you the only way of seeing that the real you have to pay you have to pay yeah or catch me in weather spoon sometimes that's my plan later I'm going sometimes I'm hanging around the men's toilets yeah so truck stops and weather spoons yes nice oh my God have you got inspiration for things you're going to paint in the future then if you got right now yeah I've got so many ideas I can't even yeah so I just I wish I had the time right oh my God sorry I'm just a bit gobsmacked yeah truly truly disturbing disturbing because it's so accurate I considered doing something here I didn't know I was going to go here I actually thought about putting KSI alien here but just it would just ruin the whole [ __ ] thing it wouldn't make sense I mean you know KSI personally so you're good friends with him like I am best mates of him so yeah no well I like it's kind of like your segue into the into the porn you think oh my Segway into that yeah he not getting there yeah yeah but like I said I do want to I want to remain slightly employable if this thing all falls apart you know I always yeah imagine if you like you ruined that you're not going to go into back into work I I this is you now for the rest of I cannot be a teacher or a prime minister unfortunately so yeah is that what your that was a plan B plan a was prime minister yes yeah was what would be your first thing if you were prime minister what would you do I would say we'd have National type Fanny day okay and I think that I'd go to that event yeah I would I would for some reason that allows me I would go to that event wouldn't everyone actually no should I say no well go on uh I don't know how much I should is a Fanny no they're really good actually I just realized yeah what is it you ask I was going to say overrated or underrated that's what I was going to say apparently very very good I did have yeah someone someone sent in a problem saying that they to couldn't get their hog it in someone the other day but I think that get in yeah but I think that's them bragging um in my that's issue I have all the time right yeah so right here everyone says that but man you've had some big ones it seems like you've you've gone quiet now I think the paintings your gobs St is very little more L we can't talk anymore once once this has been revealed because you've literally exposed my [ __ ] soul I I feel like to the whole world um and I honestly challenge anyone to have a very weird painting done of them at home and see what your reaction is cuz I don't yeah I don't know how to compose myself really I guess I've never no one yeah I had someone paint me and I found it very strange weird I've never had it before I find it when people take photographs weird you know what this is going to start though as Trend people are going to start painting you actually say to say hey if anyone wants to paint me send it in if anyone wants to paint me then send it in you know so yeah wow you could start start a cat Baker painting uh competition yeah pref actually not pornographic I'm going to say no yeah let's see how weird it can get yeah just do it weird someone try and beat me on the weird scale I challenge you that' be fun yeah but that might be fun actually you're going to get some weird pains I can't bloody way yeah well I'm going to say thank you so much for coming today Rory it has been absolute pleasure having you m have you got any wise words for the people at home oh my goodness uh don't listen to any of what we said as advice don't take it as advice Banky is actually okay leave him alone I love Indian people uh what else did we say uh uh oh yeah and any medical conditions go to the doctor do not take our advice yeah I think that's a good disclaimer to have at the end and I will link all your socials down below for people to follow you and watch your content and we're also going to film episode for your YouTube now yes and it's going to be great yes yes yeah is it going to be great we shall see we will see bye bye