[Music] I swear that you're staying single next thing no you meet a girl at a bar the next thing you know you get her laughing it's too late you're telling your Butters three months in and she ain't moving in the next thing you know there's a U-Haul trailer next thing you know you wrote a partner it's y'all's new place there goes the carpet but the deer head stays next thing you know you're saving money like spit it all that jewelry is getting down on one knee on her mama's posters [Music] next thing you know your best man gives a half drunk speech and you sunburn on a Honeymoon Beach two or three 's gone next thing you know [Music] weren't really trying next thing you know just on the counter next thing you know she's standing there crying not in her head yes you're half excited half scared to death cause next thing you know you wear scrubs in a funny white hat and a doctor's saying how you doing there daddy nobody's ever called you that and you take the drive home so next thing he knows First Steps First Dates first car is 1101 wondering where they are you saying that a USC's too far it's amazing how fast 17 years ago next thing you know the next thing you know next thing no get to know your wife again and you're more than loving you've ever been with a lot of years of remember wins and still some down the road taking the test [Music] can go next thing you know