MTV VMA Watch Party!

can you do a Flav of flave impression yeah boy no with more flavor uh-uh it's a bland flave it's bland flave Blandy Bland right why Blandy Bland I just don't have any energy in me to I don't remember the last time I watched a VMA maybe 20 years ago literally I remember I remember like uh two Live Crew Luke uh people coming out and I'm uh uh Me So Horny that's all I remember yeah do you remember that yeah that's the last time you watched a VMA like watching a TV show VMA yes well we got what is this the TV app.to so we're watching on this place called yeah tv.to and um you can go there if you want to watch along with this nonsense this woman has uh squished man boobs yeah I don't know who that is I should probably know isn't that Megan the stallion with an extra e no I thought Megan the stallion was the one in the oh that was a different one patriotic okay yeah I I don't know these pop people I guess I'm official Boomer now because I don't care about the degenerate I know who flavor flave is I remember flavor flave was having intimacy time yes with Bridget neelen yeah I remember that they had their own show yes and then he had a show called Flavor of Love MH um which was like the dating pick and that was crazy because just all sorts of antics and one lady even pooped on the floor CU they wouldn't let her go to the bathroom and she was trying to run in the bathroom and she pooped on the stairs what you're calling Antics is just living life that's you're that's bigotry on your part who are these fat white people rapping so is the whole is it just rap now it's like just butts and rappers is that all thaty video music is look at the chat they say yeah boy so Taylor Swift is there with post Malone there's a there's a channel that is on MTV that's just a camera on Taylor Swift for the whole thing and it has over 100,000 people watching just Taylor Swift sitting there in the audience I that's crazy yeah so we are on the TV app.to watching live that's the best place we can find to um you might get your channel shut down you start talking about a lot oh okay well if anybody else want you like this uh Fashions who who is this Taylor Swift in the who is this creepy PD PDF looking man with glasses that Taylor s's hugging I have no is that post Malone I don't know that's post Malone the guy she was hugging that looked like a creeper oh I don't know do you like his I thought you study the pop stars I do but I just don't know who that is do you like his jacket it's okay like it um a Theo Von just had post Malone on really so everyone is upset because Taylor endorse Camala well that's bigotry I mean bigots going to bigot and now she has a moon person a what a moon man is she got teflin what is this tefin wrapped around her is this her cabala tefin that she's got that's some prayer her prayer thing straps look at that I know some crazy gloves going on or is it tefin do you know what I'm talking about yeah the Jewish thing um that's going to be loud I know that's okay and uh why is she winning an award for being Taylor Swift I have no idea her bosoms look like they're about to pop if you poke them they're pop it's not the worst outfit um well looks like curtains it looks like the curtains on the side what's up up chat chat Bots Nubs We've Got Sabrina is here and shout out to the Teenage Witch shout out to the Teenage Witch Jessi um yes Calis do use teflin because Madonna in the Die Another Day video with the cabalistic stuff she wraps it around when she's doing her stuff oh yeah or covered this so Madonna's like the uh High Priestess of all of this right she's been doing it for a long time yeah I mean but Taylor Swift seems a lot more subdued she doesn't do a lot of the overt stuff I mean it's bad enough that she's going to support Kamala who's a witch but I mean I'm surprised she doesn't do more of the you know satanic allseeing eye Lucifer you know Gaga Katy Perry stuff yeah why do you think she's not more well because she has to appeal to people who aren't that extreme well but I mean Madonna and Lady Gaga and Katy Perry were all doing that so what do you mean so but if you remember she came from a very like I'm a sweet girl background like country uh fairy tale innocent like she was representing the more naive type down home girl the chat said OMG he just sneezed one yeah there literally just sneez on me it's all snot right here it's all snot now we got girls in underwear girls with flat boobs and underwear I don't know pancake boobs and underwear what's going on with her body um look at her this is her bosoms are going out yeah I don't know who that is either nobody knows who any these are who are these people and now who that was the weirdest new bra I've ever seen do people watch MTV I don't even well they watch the reality shows that's all it is now it is still a thing yeah Sabrina says based on her co-workers most of the women identify as swifties yeah and is it Shakira Shakira is that Shakira I hear a bunch of Mexican terminology that's fake Shakira no who is this fake Shakira dude oops that's fakira fakira fakira fakira yes it is fake Shakira why don't they couldn't get real Shakira so now we've got some Latin music is it still going yeah it's going live so it's about 18 minutes into we're at our first performance don't want to watch it this this is not going to be much fun if you're not watching what yeah so we'll put the thing in the chat if you want to turn it on yeah I can't share this the stuff screen because it's copyright you can't put it off so you have to go to the pull up your own to the secret sites we just put the link there in the chat and you have to click MTV now she's dancing with uh Grandma's are dancing with Denzel old Denzel wash old uh Danny Glover no what is happening right now she's dancing with old people because it's we're celebrating diversity we're obviously in the bario oh it's Cuba okay so this is some Cuban pop star and you said Woo when they were shaking their butt this is not like any this sucks bar I've ever been to so basically MTV is just like ethn ethnic television I'm serious um yeah they're trying really hard I guess Taylor Swift is the token white girl nowadays the token is the white girl right mhm if there is a LOL or if any think it's boring we can talk about the weekend concert too that I just watched oh I don't know anything about that a very ritualistic um if you if you feel like okay so we put the link there in the chat to where watch I know that um let's see Cuban culture I could talk about Cuban communism I could talk about um The Godfather when Tony goes to Cuba I could talk about what else JFK in Cuba she's dancing with Taylor Swift I know and what is postone drink orang juice what does Jennifer Lopez always say I papy he call she that's the same face that Ben Affleck makes when she says it too like does he really make a face well they broke up so I know probably because she called them poppy too many times hiy um okay Cuban tereso upsets my stomach we can talk about that or no chimy churi yeah Cuban Chim churi that's about all I can say about Cuba I don't have any other Cuban Cuban Missile Crisis Cuban communist well that's communism Cuban yeah who is this person why are all the girls boobs flat they're like flat pancakes remember in the 50s they were pointy like Madonna would wear the cone bra maybe new boobs are sty is to have them wear your boobs in a different way um somebody said something Cuban cigars that's a Cuban thing literally all of the pop stars they're listing uh people I've never heard of so Jayla says Taco flavor kisses remember that no what's that from taco taco taco taco from South Park they did a she actually says that or that's a character they did a JLo and Ben episode like 20 years ago when they were first together and then roasted her I see well she's just Jenny From the Block I mean I don't know what you're expecting who's Lisa Lisa those redheaded chick in the middle who's that I don't know I recognize Sabrina carpender is is that elon's Mom who was that woman I don't know that's that's what's her face it like Sam H what's her name I don't know the demons pop star girl the black chick that's like the biggest pop star chick that likes Sam high that wears Sam High t-shirt sings the song Demons I spy oh no doic cat not the [ __ ] doic cat that was doic cat slowboy says wearing your boobs different ways is the first thing I hear when I get here yep we're um boobs squished and uh to the side is this part of like the trns thing where you squish everything I don't know I don't know it's cuz we're all we've all got to be like bath right it's the style now is this RuPaul's drag show that looks terrible see these are the shows okay now this is on Commercial and it's all reality shows with like freaky looking people list is just The Logical extension of flavor flaves TV show nowadays well do you remember the first reality like we were talking about Reality Bites and then MTV came out with um the real world mhm and so these were like almost the first reality shows and they were featuring like Skittles characters and and now it's all gay everyone Skittles everyone's drag RuPaul but they would pick like I know you have to do it for entertainment but um they would have to have you know the the gay character and the promiscuous girl and the innocent girl and yeah those are all fake tight those yeah those shows are all fake all the reality shows are fake I don't know if everyone knows this or not but reality shows are not real RuPaul was pretty what the heck what's wrong with your chat your chat's insane saying your chat is going nuts um what welcome everybody shout out to all of the 82 people in the chat joining us on this um beautiful Wednesday evening of the big n event and we're celebrating the big n event by watching pure total mind control degeneracy see on MTV right mhm what now we're on a commercial um are y'all watching hopefully the chat is watching otherwise is not really going to make sense yes this was an important moment to cation it is brave to it's stunning and brave to watch MTV I've literally probably haven't seen MTV in 15 or 20 years that's what I'm saying like I don't I don't even it's so weird when you watch TV if you don't watch TV for a long time especially like 10 15 years and then you go and watch TV when you're at a relative's house or you're at a restaurant and and the TV's on and then when you see commercials you're just I mean it's just like total dystopia in mind control land you and I'm just wondering like who who are the people that are watching commercials and like think that this is normal you know what I mean like the only time I see commercials is when I um go to like get my oil changed or something yeah yeah and it's all pharmaceutical it's all drug ads basically it's total dystopia that's what I'm saying it's like all drug ads and then ads for like uh AIDS medicine for Skittles people MH I mean just pure dystopia dude do you know what I mean yeah and all of the relationships are certain types of people no reflection of like what's actual reality except that I guess maybe it is reality now because they brainwashed everybody oh we got a and now we're going to preview here we go uh Muslim um lesbians and Black Ops special ops lioness okay what is that I look like Nicole kimman so oh yeah so we got to we have the Muslims have to be freed up so that they can become Skittle people that's what America's job is is to make literally everything in the world fake and gray mhm and football I mean imagine still watching this stuff like it's just crazy what is this nickel they're pouring G on they're pouring goop on football players slime time is now it's like Nickelodeon it literally is Nickelodeon wow oh this is torturous um well we don't have to do this no I'm saying that that's part of how you make fun of this don't you think this is torturous well they're flashing back all the big moments oh there's the weekend M he did the Super Bowl remember when we were on look there's your classic yep Britney with the snake yeah that's a classic for sure remember when weekend was on the Super Bowl yes and we did somebody sent us $10 for your suffering thank you that's sweet of you flashback to Britney that's that look she's doing the Britney what happened oh just exit out you don't need two different things up what are you doing okay look she's wearing the Britney oh is that Megan the stallion I don't know she just did Britney whoa my m m is blown my mind's blown her boobs are also smashed black girls love to do this right here they set you straight with this finger right here oh Paris Hilton there's Paris yay DJ Paris Hilton she looks like she's got that NE African uh tribal neck thing going where they extend your neck what's the yeah she is coming out with an album I think mind she had a a song back in the day that was okay I remember yeah it's all right well I remember that you said it's okay yeah any sign of lizo yet not yet oh here we go MK Ultra oh no who is this I don't is that looks like Jessica Alba I'm sure that's not no it's like Jessica Alba's like 40 she's yeah um I don't know her is she a K-pop girl what do you think I have no idea okay I didn't even I literally did not know MTV still existed until not too long ago looked it up I was like is that still a thing yeah well remember VH1 you used to have to watch VH1 for the music videos because NTV by the 2000s was all reality shows and junk and I still enjoyed beas and ahe though that's that was funny yeah Paris made her escorting the most I'm surprised that there's even this big of a crowd of people at MTV it's just I guess cuz Taylor Swift's there right I mean if she's there it's going to be massive yeah there's some new po pop stars coming out like Sabrina Carpenter and Chapel rone you you played Sabrina Carpenter for me so yeah here comes the whole troop of BDSM gay dudes I'm you always got to have like 15 BDSM G I'm serious in your dance troop yes you do Madonna always has the the BDSM dudes now I'm going to show you guys so is there still the Taylor Swift uh cam could you imagine being so famous look that at an event like this there's a separate camera where people can just watch you right yeah a't that crazy Taylor cam check in on it well now that's it's uh Taylor cam is focused on who is this hey that's the new boobs who is she I don't know I'm calling her new boobs so anyway so 80,000 people 990,000 people are watching the camera that just watches Taylor Swift but now right now it's focused on some other chick but a that crazy yeah Sabrina says sorry Jamie I'm in an airport Paris was a pit oh well she's one of the first ones who got famous for having a scx tape Paris was remember and then Kim Kardashian that happened to her uh and kind of catapults them into a different I think a lot a lot of people have said that was probably uh cultural engineering to start normalizing prawn by having the celebrities release their secret prawn tapes right P Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee remember that yeah I mean Kanye Kim yeah but the first one was Pam Anderson and then Paris hton yeah yeah you're right I'm working late maybe Sabrina will sing espresso and torture you more the only way this could ever be redeemed is if they featured me singing cringe core and then I would love the VMAs but you have a flaming pentagram in your back I am a flaming pentagram it's basically like a blazing star it just looks like the uh American Idol voice star it doesn't it looks stupid who was that I don't I can't hear it I don't know I'm asking our chat we have okay the girl dancing in the red my guess is a K-pop girl but I don't know oh well that makes sense cuz they would want to like make it Global right yeah oh no who's coming out of the smoke who is that uh don't know these people um remember who's Bob Dylan's son that was in the that van that had that one hit oh Jake Dylan yeah is that his name m Jake something One Headlight remember one hit the wallf flowers I don't you don't know what I'm talking about sort of the one hit wonder okay look it up he's going to look it up I don't know who these guys are Jacob Dylan the wallf flowers yes with one The Wallflowers remember Jacob Dylan yeah he I thought for a second for like one Split Second it's Jacob Dylan The Wallflowers dud would you be happy if Oasis was here no he is disappointed in what happened to music me yeah and oh I don't even I don't I would never go to MTV for anything like this who's Shawn Mindy's I have no idea who that is I don't know pop star is this is this music is this radio music I can't tell what kind of music it is just kind of like bluesy Rock bluesy Rock I don't know blur o blur is not better than Oasis come on slow away no blur had like two albums even I mean I had I had all the blur albums there is so much fire happening look it's all so Smokey like what can you see oh we're going to have another Jacko event like where you he burned his Jerry curl with the Pepsi sign remember that yeah do you think those were real candles down there down where here yeah he has like rugs um and candles see oh no they're no they there's those momc cor candles from Kirkland right yeah so Shawn Mindy's uses mom candles from Kirkland's exposed yeah and smoke machines way too much way too much smoke machine and who's that with him Steve VI did he did he get Steve VI in his band to play guitar you know Steve you don't know you don't know who is it just Boomer era rock and roll he's like the The Guitar Man of the Boomers he's like oh who's the The Greatest Guitar Man of all the Boomers hm who is he in he's Steve VI he's not in anything other than Steve VI what do you mean someone says mom core candles L that that guy looked like Steve I it look oh yeah well not all the like metal stuff but let me find a good picture of them I need 80s 80s Steve by not this guy this guy this guy looks like Ste yeah see yeah he does he was in that movie Crossroads the Britney Spears movie Steve I was no Crossroad I thought I'm thinking of Ralph machio where he sells a soul to the devil oh or is she talking she talking about Britney yeah she's talking about Ralph Macho oh oh is Steve I playing the guitar in that yes he is so is Stevi like the devil that that challenges ra maio I've never seen that movie you've never seen Crossroads no I've only seen Britney Spears Crossroads you know what this is about the story of him selling his soul the blues player Ralph machio is playing Robert Johnson yeah it's like n yeah how have I never heard of this it's a famous movie well now watch it Ral machio VI no Ralph machio is playing the character of the story of the guy who sells his soul to the devil right he's not Stevi that's what somebody in the chat room said oh Jessy said a guitar student tours the Deep South with an old blues man chasing a lost song written by Robert Johnson oh okay I mean I saw it when I was a kid I don't remember if it's well we talk about Crossroads all the time so it's not actually Ralph Macho playing guitar it's Stevi playing the guitar okay anyway who's this what more torture is there do you want a candy is this so now white rappers are dressed up like rabbis or they dressed up like Colonel Sanders impersonating is Colonel Sanders impersonating a rabbi impersonating a pilgrim who's the fake BR uh Marilyn Monroe in the middle Sabrina Carpenter oh okay is that Katy Perry yeah yeah there's a flat D chick did it say who she was no Best New Artist I wonder if if if any of this is at all real decisions like do they really pick people who were good or is all of this just completely controlled and bought off and paid for like the awards you know what I mean um probably handed out favors for different initiation things like if you get to one level I don't know how the voting process like on the surface how it happens but don't you think from on high that there's some kind of maybe yeah but we're we're at such an advanced stage of degeneracy like like what do you do now to be degenerate or edgy it's all everything goes so well after who who made that song with Miley Cyrus dad I don't even know what's j14 who made a song on mol Cyrus's dad Yeah Lil nzx yes his video where he was like sliding down the pole to hell like how can you get worse than that I don't even know well I mean we can go into like bity and oh cannibalism I mean I guess I can't so now what always get fake Pitbull remember we already had Pitbull who's this dude um Burger King Pitbull Kane Corso remember that black mirror with there like the fake Kanye guy it was a funny name and the bees the bees yeah I'm trying to remember the name of the fake Kanye in that it was funny it was like a the perfect fake rapper name look at all this diversity every ad is like all just Skittles diversity vote vote vote are you guys voting for Kamala come on everyone must vote for Kamala that was for the algorithm oh yeah go vote for Cala we are pro Cala I'm now your algorithm is going to blow Channel blow up sweet Camala can you help me sweet Camala can you help me nice that sounds like a song yeah sweet Cala get me some views oh that was Shawn Paul who basically is uh ripoff pitbull or did he did he come first who knows imagine seeing an ad without diversity right would that blow your mind this is diversity um Skittles man Dorito oh Doritos are the verse you cannot eat Doritos after 1995 can you I wouldn't would you was there ever a time that Doritos was okay to eat or has it always been that's a good question it would be interesting to see what the ingredients of Doritos were like when they started when did Doritos start I don't even know I don't even know uh I feel like they came online in the late 80s or 90s did no they're from earlier than the late 80s really sometime probably in the 80s when did dor when Dorito come out that's what 1966 oh wow dks there's the old bag right there look Melissa's here who's that uh Melissa de Cory I'm joking oh uh she likes your Cala sweet Camala M How does it go I've already forgotten oh if I forget it's not a hit because the only things that work as hits are the ones that stick in your head sweet Camala won't give me okay yeah I'm looking for what Doritos all these Doritos historians in look at that there's a there's an old 70s Doritos right there look at that 70s Doritos yeah it's tacac flavor yum where they always intended to be taco flavored chips is that that their whole thing Doritos let's see when I was probably last time I was eating Doritos it was probably late 90s before I moved out of all that maybe early 2000s cuz I remember I first started getting into organic foods because Alex would have uh a lot of Health people on this is like 2004 56 this is early era Alex mhm and I started really like oh I got to get away from all these processed foods at that's time I thought eating healthy was just eating organic vegetables so I was out I checked out of processed foods in like 200 five six same what about you um I just read a couple books and I I completely put down all fast food like overnight when I I read what goes into it and how all like every single corporate fast food chain yeah I was like well guess I won't be going to any of those things anymore yeah remember that that documentary super siis me came out and that that blew a lot of people away remember that having a big effect on people I read a book actually that who recommended Alicia Silverstone recommended a book by the former Basin Robbins mhm ice cream guy who went like total health nut and he wrote some books and then I wrote a book called fast food nation which was really gross I remember when that came out we were talking about it in undergrad CU a lot of people were talking about fast food nation so superz me came out in 2004 so that's when I was really starting to get like I'm out of all this crap yeah but I made the mistake of thinking that everything that was an organic vegetable was therefore good is this uh after yeah welcome Cindy laugher as a if you fall I will catch you be waiting time after time well she has squished boobs too is this the thing is we're all squishing our boobs now I got to I'm going to have to wear the one of those sports bras because I'm starting to get a little bit of a little bit of cleavage man cleavage from working out and uh I want to be with the Styles so I want to smash my boobs down well or get the bra that makes them like flat yeah pancakes this way pancakes it's called the mamogram bra are you serious no I don't know what this stuff is who is this is this looks like is it JLo no is it JLo is it JLo is this your girl you like is that her oh yeah Saina Carpenter is she singing her song you like she's not singing Espress so yet but maybe she'll sing it later is she uh eliminate confirmed now was she I think of all of the newcomers she has um she's morees the chops to go far you mean she's not oh she's not wholesome she'll be we will find out I don't know yet cuz what do you mean she has the chops to be okay so she's going to be degenerate oh here's the uh I hope we see some more um transvestites because I want to see real diversity right are they on the moon oh she is on the moon it's the MTV Moon Man Yep this looks as real as the 1960 whatever Moon footage so maybe they really are on the moon right I mean this is looks as real as the Apollo missions e the aliens twerking alien twerking that's what I'm talking about now we're getting legit getting hot now this is VMAs and getting hot in here and we got the fake and Grays $5 fake and gray shout out to Prime wise exactly yep did Alex check out after that cuz his supplements clearly haven't worked have it worked um don't like dis Alex that means it's saying Alex Jones's supplements didn't work oh um Alex didn't really get into supplements until like 201 10 11 12 cuz then the one of the first supplements was Tangy Tangerine oh yeah and then Mark Dice had a war with Alex Jones over Tangy Tangerine I remember all the lore remember that yeah um but actually we bought we bought quite a few and they work she's kissing an alien and she just made out with an alien and yes I saw what the heck they're clapping alien cheeks and dancing astronauts and now there's neon this is cringe dude now she's singing espresso oh okay so now this is like the neon cuz I'm a singer are there people watching this that are really wowed by this they think this is awesome look at all those gay astronauts any dance dude is is Skittles man so what do you think of this is this a sign of anything to come like disclosure or aliens or more fak and gay scops or what do you think I just think it's just garbage but like cuz like what do aliens and astronauts have to do with espresso and cuz the video is about her on the beach the aliens and the astronauts is the MTV award oh yeah okay on the surface the giant guy is the is the astronaut see yeah so the astronaut guy is really like the focal point of this whole I don't know why MTB chose that as their award thing it's kind of a corny thing again like I haven't I was going to say yeah she's trying to obviously look like Marilyn Monroe I haven't watched MTV in literally like 15 20 years so I have no idea what any of MTV is like I I don't even think that the I haven't watched an award show like this except for we watched Olympics stuff and then the last time I watched one of these is when Mi and Isaac did an analysis of the Super Bowl when it was black lives matter Beyonce and cold gay remember when they came out with their uh rainbow patches like they were like they like they were in a gay military wearing a rainbow patch yeah moonman okay here we are who are these people I don't know I have no idea who these two people are that's an ugly ass sport coat he looks like a damn uh what's what's those hot uh Doritos or not Doritos flaming Cheeto he looks like a flame and Cheeto remember when Katy Perry was a flam and Cheeto yes I used to eat those back in the day so rappers dude flaming hot Cheetos what is this red I'm still trying to find out how the moonman came to be is this DJ khed and Fat Joe like who are these people I have no idea who this is only fat remember remember in the 90s there was like there was Fat Joe and there was um who's the big fat rapper that died from like hard congestion you don't know the rappers I know all the rappers from the 9s um has his origins in the Network's first broadcast in 1981 and the 11 moonlanding when MTV debuted the network station identification featured a colorized clip of the Apollo 11 moonlanding with an MTV logo I think I'm Sleek I'm secretly enjoying this I can't even hear it I just see like I'm making him rappers doing their rap walk he's doing this out purely out of love I came as a favor to you yeah to bring some celebrity status to this channel right yes this is the VIP Channel you want to know what I've been doing Big Pun that's right he looks like Fat Joe he's like The Reincarnation of Fat Joe um and then who's the big the fat rapper that died uh from the 90s uh he looks just like Fat Joe though by the way chub Rock nobody remembers chub Rock chub Rock Heavy D right Heavy D that's what I'm thinking of Heavy D the first moonman statue was presented to Buzz Aldren in 1984 to commemorate the first MTV video music a Wars no well that's all F all f g dude all fake gray part of I'm not part of NASA what the hell is this dude wearing I don't know look at this outfit what the hell is that it looks ridiculous I don't inherently have a problem with pop songs or pop music it's just that nowadays it's you can't I can't listen to it it sounds like and that's what cringe core is is like this is what modern music is it's what I do that's cringe core you see the essence of it you're not even listening she when she's on a podcast she can't hear what the other person says because she's in an whole other dimension I'm trying to analyze has to listen to the podcast tomorrow or the day after to then hear what I'm saying so how you doing tomorrow Jamie what's what's what what are you doing while you're driving around listening to this podcast are you just now registering what I said are you being funny I don't think that it's facts it's not funny it's facts facts and logic um we can put the link back in there um again it's not really a link you have to just you have to go there and then go down to MTV it's another yeah she gets locked into the Zone exactly they keep panning to all these people in the audience like we're supposed to know who these people are but I don't know who these people are any of them look I knew who Taylor Swift and post Malone was that's it more Doritos and who is this Colonel Sanders Puritan Rabbi that keep singing I don't understand this person it's a rapper it's like a white thug Colonel Sanders Jewish rabbi Puritan who's singing R&B so we're in like crazy Land This is how old I am is like I recognize less and less people every time I T an into one of I think you get to a point where you realize that a lot of this stuff is just people that they're just products that are turned out so you literally couldn't keep up with them all you know what I mean yeah Teddy swims I no idea who that is I mean I think we all agree that my cringe core performance should be uh an all-time greatest yes it should be so I saw Katy Perry and flavor flave there was uh Buster ROMs and then ktie Perry is going to get a Lifetime Achievement Award oh my God already the queen of chaos no queen of camp Oh I thought it say queen of Chaos she's gonna get a Lifetime Achievement Award video Vanguard and that that's their version of Lifetime Achievement Award right does Katy Perry feel OG a lot of people haven't seen uh her look her uh when she was on TBN doing her Christian songs MH have you seen that mhm y'all remember that and people don't remember her dad was uh selling LSD with giving it out with Tim Larry mm did you know that that's in my book too okay and her dad also became this mega church pastor which is all versus I've been going down uh my vanam rabbit hole so I subjected Jamie to more vanam movies she fell asleep but I didn't tell you that I started reading I went down this crazy vanam rabbit hole and now I'm thinking vanam might be some kind of Espionage operative like himself yeah really yeah why just a lot of Clues and odd things just weird stuff I mean I'm not allegedly in my opinion okay no proof so jcvd can't sue me okay this is my opinion you're not listening are you listening I'm trying to figure out who's on The Daily Show Now who I have no idea you know Alex is making a good point today that Trump is so Boomer he cares what ABC and NBC and the one million people that tune into those then you go on Twitter and all these different accounts that were talking about and clipping the debate and there's like so Elon Musk does an interview with I forget who was it Trump or what they had a billion views almost mhm and he's worried about these stupid Legacy TV channels that get a million views oh yeah when there's like 30 accounts different versions of the same interview getting millions and millions each mhm so again it's like Boomers and people haven't figured out that no one really watches this kind of stuff at all compared to what you could get online but Camala would like it would like what Cala voters like MTV Video Music Awards yeah right yeah well on kotel stream that guy I forget that guy's name but he was saying that basically kamala's biggest demographic is like single moms that have had abran oh no and that's like that's like her base I'm serious yeah so anyway I'm not knocking everyone who's a single mom I'm saying like the people who have no morals and who are like totally controlled by the system and you know want a uvi they want all that stuff but um anyway so I'm enjoying watching these vanam movies that's if we're thinking of the 90s like mtvs 90s in the 90s I was watching in the early 90s I was watching M bandam movies that's mhm that's what I thought was fun do you like how he can do the splits in his little everybody thought that was cool no it's not a gay thing I'm not like looking at his butt but it's like if you're a dude and it's like wow he can do the splits and he can like he can kick like up here that's crazy yeah well wasn't he doing the splits like on a truck MH and on chairs and it's like one of his like sticks that he it's a showoff move he does okay but I also listen to a bunch of interviews and he's like basically half insane he's he's he's like a Nick Cage but W just insane character he gives kind of like Gary buy type answers to to things nonsensical on seers sometimes yeah like the podcast interview I was watching they asked bam like one simple question and he told like three stories that have nothing to do with the question and never answered the question it was it was it was wild um and I was listening to other people who work with him and they're just telling all these crazy stories he's just one of these like oddballs that but if you look at his life it's it's it's really wild fascinating life like he was his dad put him in all these karate tournaments so it became this double black belt uh I'm not going to talk about vanam all night I'm going to do a whole vanam stream as you guys know so but it's just stupid commercials so um I'm just rehearsing what I was reading last night anyway so he uh won these tournaments and had like some crazy record of like 44 and four in karate and then he decided he wanted to be uh a movie star or whatever but what I thought was interesting about it was that I was watching lionhart no no yeah lionhardt and he's already he's the co-screenwriter for lionhardt which is odd because this is like third his third movie very early and he's already writing into it all of this French intelligence operative stuff that's pretty odd I wouldn't have expected that anyway fast forward to uh doing a lot of films and works with work with Dolph lungren and Dolph was in a movie called Red Scorpion which is pretty clearly some kind of Co it was some kind of cover uh and Mark hackard and I did a podcast like 10 years ago where we talked about how this this was some kind of cover operation because one of the famous neocon um lobbyists was a producer on the movie Red Scorpion Jack abramof of all people who's this government GOP lobbyist person who was involved in U lobbying scandals so obviously like CIA connected type stuff and then he's the producer in this of this Dolph lunger movie so anyway my point is that the Cyber Soldier so the no a different a different movie with Dolph ler called Red Scorpion so what's the point well Mark pointed out a long time ago that it's likely that this could have been a covert operation under the guise of a movie production mm just like uh is the the plot of Argo oh exactly yeah yeah so what does Van Dam come out with a few years ago Ridley Scott produces a comedy satire show about Jean Claud vanam wanting to revive his career this is the plot MH so it's breaks the fourth wall and he's going to revive his career by going into intelligence work and the movies are covers for his intelligence work right that's the plot of the show wow that's crazy it is crazy anyway that's just one thing there's a whole bunch more to it but anyway vanam is deeper than you thought right it's the vanam Deep State yeah vanam it it's the Deep state I'm joking van deep State now again I'm speculating it but often times a lot of this stuff you know it's when you start to suspect things you start to notice that there's interesting things going on here mhm interesting side note this has nothing to do with Espionage stuff but Van Dam's daughter was the star of Shawn Stones movie remember yeah how can you forget that movie you can't it's uh something something else wish you could but you can't yes it's something I can't remember what it's called I don't know but Sean had um he got uh one of the westlers like Bill Goldberg or somebody to be in it and then you got Danny tro to be in it and Van Dam's daughter Bianca to be the his lead woman was wild is that Orlando Bloom yeah he's car they taking the Hub TI go he's Katy Perry's baby daddy oh they're a thing yeah oh I mean I forgot that okay so I mean Russell Brand and Katy Perry that's like what's that 10 years ago that's the last thing I knew right that's like 10 years ago right uh Katie on Katie's getting the high priestess award in Russell is praying with Tucker Carlson yep so and by the way we have another convert to evangelicalism Sammy the bull converted to evangelicalism oh really yeah I told you that I just did a big long interview with Samy the bull yesterday um it just went up for subscribers on my rock fin um so yeah he wanted to get he wanted to get in that at the end at the end of the debate I mean the discussion yeah Sammy the bull was uh so the girl that's his producer girl Anna I guess he got she got him to go to her church and then Sammy was baptized in the this Evangelical Church 10 days ago 11 days ago what do you think of that that's nice right step right direction somebody said Orlando Bloom is Katy Perry's little simp no does he not does he not get movies anymore or he's not in them or I don't know well here we go classic uh pop star MK Ultra what is this corny [ __ ] look that Terri D um look how look how awful that looks that looks like it was made by uh the guy that made Bird demic that's not Katy Perry who the heck is this yeah it is that's not her it's her like AI likeness AI Katy Perry Oh my gosh we're we're in the hell world of dystopia right now yeah oh she's floating what is this David Copperfield or Katy Perry what's oh I'm gonna I'll sing Katy Perry for all you guys oh do it what's that what is this song Magic look it's uh a kind of magic it's a a magic circle with a Sigil yes that's a specific thing though I forgot there's a whole yeah but it's like changing and morphing yeah it it's a magic portal exactly yeah Katie portal this looks so corny dude with her hanging from two wires that's super cornball dude Stargate are these more dancing BDSM guys or aliens can you believe she kissed the alien in the other I just I just thought was stupid and it was now she's singing that song ET that has a lot of esoteric that with Kanye yeah and talking about you're From Another Dimension you're from another planet um we have to breed together and yes so yeah so if aliens are demons and it's like demonic Union okay if that Kenneth Grant book I read um alra cing the hidden God was encapsulated in a song s it would be that song so that song was very important I think to the like the new Isis current mhm that he calls yeah we're calling yeah at where yay at he supposed to be on this song right he supposed to be on this track where you at uh he's got his own problems I'm just joking I'm just joking did you see Candace got deleted for the yay interview oh really from YouTube they deleted her cuz she put up that yay interview a recent one look at all these disembodied body parts isn't this weird she's always done this uh symbolism of chunks and body parts and pieces so she's kind the MK Ultra like you're like a doll a mannequin she's cutting up the ladies it's the fractured mannequin of the MK Ultra you're not listening yeah I know and uh who is this woman that who is she butt to butt with this is bad you guys this is so bad look they're doing oh they're doing God prawn things and the little what she is she supposed to be like a like a doll yeah like a a mannequin she she's supposed to look like a mannequin yes you guys kids can't watch this oh my goodness look at orando his face oh that was like when Justin was watching Britney and Madonna kiss it was like oh my goodness Timberlake yeah he was I don't remember well he was with Britney Spears [Music] mhm California Girls is this the California Girls these people are insane someone said they are insane yeah look at all these gay dudes like every dancing every dancer dude is a gay dude bring back the dancing BDS M guys in every award show you're so right about that but why is that people think that's edgy maybe like back in Madonna's time it was edgy it wasn't even edgy in the when the village Mna was Village People oh Village People yeah so that's been going on for a long time I know it's been going on but I'm saying like in pop culture yeah Madonna really brought that out but what I'm saying is why is this perceived as artsy and edgy not that it ever was but from the vantage point of the public given the fact that like this is every everything goes now so yeah what's edgy now right well she scandalized me definitely Katy Perry had has achieved me gasping at what I've seen on television once again this reminds me of my Skittles character Perry ktie Oh yeah do you remember that no few few will remember that one but I think I took it down because I was making a bunch of Skittles joke and I figured that YouTube would ban me so I don't even remember what I was talking about was just something stupid so now they're be cyborg BDSM guys see look at every one of these dudes is super gay aren't they yeah you just you look at their face until they're like super Skittles dudes well wow where's Beyonce been they're keeping her on Ice I thought you said the public was getting sick of these people aren't they or not well Katy Perry's like old now she's not you mean she's not old well old as in when I give her as an example the young young people don't know who that is yeah do they know who she is or they they just like oh she's as in if maybe like we would know somebody from the 70s look at the stupid ass thing whoa dude balloon Wings she has like balloon bat wings or butter this is awful cyber butterfly wings what do you guys think the public thinks conservatism is still the norm now she's singing a Skittle songs yeah she's got the kind of squished boobs Trend going on too look at him standing up CL clapping so gay is Orlando from Australia I don't know he's pretty um stiff that's funny pretty stiff like dancing but he did just have to watch his girlfriend uh make out with another they're not married no oh interesting is she going to do every one of her songs how long is this going to last she's jeez Lifetime Achievement or video vangard is that what it's called someone says this looks like a great place to pick up monkey box probably I bet some of those dancers happen look at the crowd it's all girls there's no dudes like into this except for the Skittles dancers what do you think those little armbands are everybody has on [Music] um admission in to Gim in and out what do you think monkey pox land oh the ones that are lighting up yeah some gimmicky swag probably is Taylor supposed to perform is that why this is a big deal I don't know who is that girl is that who's those two black chicks that are tennis Queens oh Venus and Serena is that one of them is that the co of tennis oh my gosh she's going to do every song so it's literally every KY per show this is the kitty Perry show well I guess this is a perfect time to flip through this part so she's the queen of the Mountain of gay black dudes she's like she rules a top an army of gay black dudes look at that butterfly there's her monarch butterfly uh yes Jamie has a whole chapter on her parents were traveling Pentecostal preachers here's the inter result of stupid Pentecostalism for those those that are wondering right where does Pentecostalism lead you right here and here Here Comes Orlando look he's there to give her the award this is so listen in her family's BC days they call it me meaning before they found Christ her father was a hippie ragam muffin yeah who pedal acid for Timothy ly who lirry was a follower of Crowley um look he's good her the award yeah he's like she's my Queen Katie's father was converted after spiritual Epiphany one night where Bible stories played out before his eyes resulting in his conversion to Christianity look Mordor got legalis yes Mordor turned legalis dark he went to the dark side look at this stupid outfit doesn't look cool I do not like it it what is is supposed to be mannequin or apocalypse or football player I can't tell so she says I knew about hell from the moment I understood a sentence I had felt boards with Satan and people nashing their teeth I didn't have a childhood felt boards what does that mean like like those little characters on felt that you like switch out for kids to put on she says her mother never read any books except the Bible and she wasn't allowed to say deviled eggs or Dirt Devil yeah so superstitious idiotic like charismatic Pentecostal retardation is what leads people to go full degeneracy thank you to Myspace does that still exist MTV Myspace what year is this 2003 was Myspace even a thing in 2003 I yeah when did it come out I don't remember that was like the height of it I need it by the way Myspace I got to go back and Pimp My Myspace mhm what song did you have playing when it opened probably da Punk or Bork because I remember trying to add death punk and bork and they wouldn't add me back and I thought they were snotty so that was probably not real real D Punk Katy Perry is obviously going to go down in history for us for the Super Bowl performance right where she was on the lion she's still talking look there's Madonna with BDSM guys but they have horns and glitter yeah look the black chick has smush boobs too I think they're trying to smush boobs and like get rid of them because boobs are feminine so they need the women to not have breastesses and um they need to be men so but baffet has boobs bat's got like Double D's right yeah bat's got uh you know Gaza melons or whatever did she just say don't cut your hair I don't know that's interesting what does that mean I don't who who is that chick a she a Victoria Secret woman I don't know she said touch grass what the oh Vibes man oh like nature oh she becoming like a crunchy Katie crunchy I'm preparing for my vanam fights okay who is this chick yikes Snookie is this Mob Wives or whatever no remember Jersey Shore oh man that's exists GH guedos look at that dude these people seem like cartoon characters seem like real people so this still exists what the yes MTV brought as Jersey how many people actually watch this I have I mean like what's the audience retention rate for how many people watch Jersey shores what's it called the new the new show Family Vacation someone says why touch grass when I can touch aliens exactly dang you know what's crazy what these only get like two to 300,000 views like this the the episodes yeah oh wow so like 300,000 people is all they get for Jersey Shore episode that's crazy I like YouTube channels can get more than that I have clips that get more than that that's crazy dude cats can get more than that my Sam yeah my Sam hi High clip has 200,000 views that's more than some of the Jersey Shore episodes yeah so why are they still nobody even watches this stuff like who's paying for it yeah what's the point someone said I feel like guidos disappeared from society no they're apparently they're still getting MTV shows that's crazy bun of garbage is there another debate tonight is there the vice presidential debate going on or something I don't think so H somebody's talking about debates so maybe they mean last night's debate Kamal Kamal are you g are you subjected me to this whole thing how long is this I don't know we don't have to do this forever I don't know if I can take much more of this it's terrible Kamal Cala some vi just keep saying vote for Skittles everything is great go get Pharmaceuticals and you're going to get a million views it's Jersey shores anniversary year interesting but they only get 300,000 views on their for sure do not use Downey or bu light so I watched the part of the weekend's concert in Brazil uhhuh and it was kind of creepy um I watched like maybe half until I fell asleep but it was like set in a Gothic Cathedral with a chapel and it had like a church on a ziggurat and it looked more like a ritual than a concert because there was no dancers there was just robed like red robed worshippers that Circle the temple while he's performing and he's wearing a robe like a black robe with a pentagram on the back and uh you know those pictures from aler crley where it's showing those hand signals like the sign of Osiris it's just like a hooded Road figure he looked exactly like that in a lot of parts because he was behind him was a white light and he was in a black robe so he's doing stuff like that and then I found this which is kind of crazy so this is like pictures of him as a baby the weekend look at this one what does that look like on his doesn't that look like Voodoo stuff it looks Voodoo yeah guys want to see it does look vooo so here's the weekend's baby picture and he's doing some I don't practice centoria I Got Crystal Ball I mean did you read about his mom and she voed the woman they didn't really say anything about that picture uh in particular but pretty crazy so yeah like the stage is made up of um a ziggurat and then there's like stuff going on in the screen and there's a giant uh God or something trying to get out was it Allah he's 90 cubits tall well well that's pretty much like how uh big this creature was that was behind him Veil like going like this trying to get out or cross the threshold in some ways and so I just thought that weekend had a lot of symbolism in his Brazil concert what I mean what's the point of the giant what do you I would take that to mean like some kind of spirit or God trying to come through through rituals like be summoned out from behind the veil okay Green Day remember them green gay and Billy gay is he yeah you didn't know that no yeah that's why I said green gay oh I didn't know that yeah he's been gay oh out for a long time what's his name Billy what you don't know what I'm talking about yeah I know I can picture him I just don't know his last name Taylor tay T's here B Joe Billy Joe arong yeah who is this sister I is that a it's an it he came out 95 oh wow we've all watched her blow up is it Taylor Swift I think it is remember that Jamie Kennedy skit where he was like it's a dude dude that's a dude dude dude that's a dude yes I think he has funny stories about being uh invited to Taylor uh to Paris Hilton's party and uh she was like she was like who are you what are you doing here he's like I'm supposed to be here she's like uh no but Jamie Kennedy can come and he's like that's me so she didn't know who he was but she was instructing him he wasn't supposed to be there but that rather that Jamie Kennedy could come uh yeah someone said that was buyon yeah totally this is Chapel rone this is the redheaded girl yeah now she's been having a hard time because what is she doing fighting a castle no she lit oh she's storming the like Resident Evil dude she's having a hard time why what what's her hard time um hard time with Fame she doesn't like people coming up to her and asking for things and so everyone's like but that's part of your job but she's like I don't like this part and so there's always some kind of back and forth about how to act [Music] what do you think this Castle means on fire I've heard this song this is a song I've heard look we have medieval BDSM dancers in the back so every flavor no they're just they're just gay Knights of the order the shival order of queer they're just that's all they're not BSN well they're the medieval version of buyan yeah buoyancy that's who does she float slowboy says I don't get it is this done in multiple locations different stages I think they have like different stages set up in a circle and you just like maybe I don't know this yeah oh like how could there be this performance it's not all on one main stage I think yeah I don't know it looks like that looks like one main stage yeah burning crosses I don't know so is this like Jon of Arc stuff or who knows oh maybe she's supposed to be jah bar we heard some weird things about Jonah var's friend from Isaac remember that a lot of people talk about that's a well-known g d yeah he's a famous uh satanic kid killer so the fence kind of does look like burning crosses what do you think no just burning fence Crusades I think JN ofart yeah cuz she's a redheaded chick so I mean I don't know if John Mar was redheaded but maybe I don't know it look more like a castle than a church it's not a church it's a castle Yeah but the one in the weekend concert was definitely a church it had crosses in it was like a ziggurat church almost I bet you that I bet you that stupid ass chain mail outfit she's wearing about yeah it's Bowser's Castle it does look like that yeah like Mario Kart like we have to navigate the lava here um I don't know if I can put up with much I can't really take much more I like what's the climax of this is it is it supposed to be Taylor Swift or we don't know I I don't know best video there he is Lil nox uh so he's a gay satanic astronaut now yes didn't he supposedly have a conversion I mean he was hanging out with evangelicals for Evangelical money afro beats what the what the hell what kind of a genre is afro beats that's a genre oh he had beats genre he had the most Blasphemous video recently where he was uh bisexual Jesus oh my gosh I don't we can't go there you haven't heard of that so this kid is definitely in trouble that's sad the afro beats genre that's what is that the afro Beast VMA what is his where's where's my beatboxing award and um where is my uh like can I get an award for uh like white people snapping if there's an afro beats award how come there's not a white guy stepping snap and a white guy what what's that uh song that you just recently found that you liked uh about when we were watching that movie The Shuffle or the sh oh the Boomer song yeah the stroll the stroll you like that one yes that's totally white person dance stroll you look up American Graffiti the stroll American Graffiti the stroll yeah where is the white person white person dance award we got afro beats we got ethnic Awards I want the white person step and clap or from the stroll yes do you remember the beach boys and their first appearances on television and they could barely even tap their Fe what I'm thinking of they like this yes and they they look like they want to move but they're also very they're afraid to look up the stroll American Graffiti that's white people dancing dude the band is the diamonds but it's funny to see the uh people in the movie dancing to it because white people dancing is like it is funny it's I don't have a problem laughing at my uh my people I don't mind being laughed at I think white people are funny they're goofy as heck all people groups all people groups by the way are funny if you didn't notice so yeah here's the here's the stroll you just like take one step and you it's like worse than light it's not even as advanced as line dancing line dancing is more advanced white people dancing than this anyway okay if you want to see I got I've already won the evedo award what I can't take anym Beach Boy video look up Don't Worry Baby on BTN on line on YouTube that is freaking so funny hey it's your um Rabbi he's back they're playing him every time they go to commercial I can't watch anym this this has driving me crazy okay are you going to continue with your fans and whatever or um no we can go I'm not trying to spoil the fun I just this is terrible it's Mr Doritos this is like idiocracy when it's the beef Supreme is the president right yeah Dorito Dorito Supreme is the president what am I what am am I spoiling your fun here because I can't take any more this is torturous okay we watched a enough we can go how long have we gone what hour and a half mhm we don't even know if I'm only here for Taylor Swift That's the only reason I came and we don't even know if she's going to perform she's in the audience is she going to perform she's coming up oh no okay hello Cool J what the heck they're going to give him an alltime Lifetime Achievement Award for for pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings you're not even listening to me around the way girl maybe he'll I would give an award for that song and that's the only one I like that and uh what's his Panther song that one's cool we were talking about that on Sam Hy's podcast we were cracking up when when I brought up pink cookies in a plastic bag we were all laughing really hard do you know what I'm talking about uh is that you don't know the no it's his song oh I've never heard that one it sounds goofy it is I don't know it's talking about sex but I don't know what that's supposed to mean so no idea there's more gay stuff G is this oh here's an HIV test what did I say when you watch commercials it's Pharmaceuticals and HIV stuff it's starts with condoms I thought Health begins with condoms what I thought it doesn't help what help you with not getting HIV that's what I'm saying like it starts with not being Skittles and not doing all this stuff yeah that's what it starts with not condoms you mean that's what they used to say in the 80s using a condom doesn't guarantee that you won't get AIDS MH is that what you're talking about yeah they used to say that like in the 80s and '90s am I I feel like I'm I'm your buzz like you wanted to watch this whole thing and this is this is awful dude not you it's fun to do it with you and with the Beautiful People of the Jamie hallw Channel audience we don't have to but I feel like I'm watching like do you know what it seems like brain root it seems like there's literally no there's no difference between the VMA show and the stream of commercials there's no it's all the same thing yeah it doesn't seem like different well how the commercials are identical to the [ __ ] songs how many Doritos commercials are there going to be what who is this Skittles man I don't know Skittles Doritos there we go so this whole thing was brought to you by Doritos but it's almost like everything is an extended commercial yeah the whole VMA is just a commercial right for the crap songs that they're putting out junk food toxic hair products what else are the ads HIV testing I mean look at just look at what the ads are for junk food HIV testing are you listening M uh gambling with DraftKings like who's the Target demographic audience of this yeah buyon was pretty funny that is funny is that her right there what um you don't know how long this is It's till 11: 11 yeah oh hell no oh hell no my inner Beyonce is going to start coming out when you tell me to go sit for another hour and a half on this hell no oh hell no you're not even I'm reading them the entire point of the MTV channel was just to show advertisements same with radio exactly they had to play the songs between the ads and then the singers became products as well exactly but this is a criticism um that actually the Frankfurt School got right the Frankfurt School had a criticism of uh tyrannical Western Pop Culture by saying that I can't remember if it's horkheimer or adorno but he said something like if you watch movies and trailers he says you you'll start to realize that eventually movies are like longer versions of trailers for the next movie and he's like it's just a never- ending cycle of an advertisement for the next advertisement for the next advertisement I thought that was a very perceptive you're not listening to me you're you're immersed in the movie is an advertisement for the next advertisement yes someone said they break the fourth wall a lot in these ads H I haven't thought about that that's interesting maybe that's to make you feel like they're talking to you yeah I guarantee that's been studied like at a psychological level right yeah because in film it's very rare to break the the fourth wall but in advertising they're always looking at you because they probably want you to think she wants me to buy the hair that could be a genre of corn too like looking into the camera oh interesting what everyone's a hottie tonight everyone's a hottie yeah even big fat black dudes are hotties he said even me well he's not a black dude the other dude is isn't DJ khed in the he's not a black dude this is all see it's it's not even uh Taylor Swift that's what I came here for she's next is DJ khet Egyptian what is he let's see what he is khed Mohammad he's got to be an Arab dude Arab [Music] yeah I just came here for the twerking booties that's it that's what I'm here for is this is this what I get is this making I don't know they said it was yes okay well we've gone for an hour and a half I don't know if I can do a whole lot more was it it was fun too much we had laughs I just I'm not going to wait another hour and a half for Taylor Swift um I'm a Swifty to get my Swifty fixed I can just watch Taylor when the clip is out tomorrow I think the twerking is taking you out now yeah just like twerking is not even attractive I mean I I'm attracted to ladies you guys are you guys are cool I like you but you don't have to like do vanam splits and make make this side and this side go like this you know what I mean yeah I can tell it's a Blood Moon here John haggy it's the end of the world it's the Rapture is coming John hag's prophecies are being fulfilled it's blood moon it is blood moon you're right it's blood moons of the Apocalypse twerking on the blood moon Jay is a twerking lightweight look I'm working on my vanam splits and I'm going to have each cheek doing this to the beat twerk moons huh torque Moon oh is that like full moon full butt is that the thing is that what that means maybe I can uh confidently proudly tell you I don't know anything about Megan the stallion I've never heard her songs I don't know any DJ Ked songs I don't know um I've heard Katy Perry's songs I don't know anybody that's I have no idea who any of these people are here we go butt cheeks are clapping clapping alien cheeks do you know how to throw it in a circle I don't even know what that means no idea even though I am the internet's best cringe court rapper and R&B singer no I don't know what that means blood moon the audience exactly they know what's up her boobs are smushed too that's the style now it's to smush your boobs mhm it is pretty animalistic look her backup dancers are smushed too it is what you animalistic I thought a stallion was a boy it's a horse right yeah but isn't it like a male horse I don't know I I don't know my Quan Tech technicalities Melissa where's Melissa exactly see the audience feels me they would much rather be hearing I'm married to a Funko pot rather than these these uh BGR stank ass rappers over here with the mean s dude trying to look like uh Jamira Quai smush pumpkins look he's trying to look like jir oh SM pumpk he's bringing those hats back Virtual Insanity how do how do all these white girls know the awards to this stupid song I do not know the first time I ever heard of DOA cat I thought it was a crypto DOA cat gets one positive point for liking Sam HDE and wearing Sam HDE shirt she gets one one plus point remember when we were supposed to do this for people with the tism oh cuz they can't handle yeah remember you're supposed to how come we're not doing that we're not respecting the tism anymore yeah we're just going to trigger people we don't even care whoa dude who's this this looks like young Vincent Price if he was a gay VMA announcer who is this no idea is he going to sing okay do you want to wrap it up with your lovely audience and uh yeah come to a Col what's what's your uh let's call it what is your overall assessment of this year's uh VMAs um that alien thing was pretty crazy all of the Moon dancers it seems like um even the edgy stuff now is no longer edgy it seems like it's just just repeating rehashing all the same old crap you know what I mean someone said Guido Guy what's your recap though um your overall assessment it's just like everyone gets freakier and freakier but it's not in the the quality it just goes down yeah of the music and the songs I like his Sparkle suit though she likes anything that Sparkles so cringe dude there's no way he's straight I think that would look good on me it look better on you than that dude H Gary Glitter dude just did a [Music] flip okay um I've got vanam movies to watch that's way more important okay bye well thank you guys a lot of fun um hope you guys enjoyed it uh what do you think it was good did I make you mad huh