[Applause] [Music] [Applause] my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake how are you a lot of colors Jim Zach doing all right big weekend Fanatics Fest you can still hear in my voice a little bit but a lot of sports and you know that's what I like we even talk that on this show sometimes how are you first category sports we could change it to a lot of sports but that's the Run of show what's Zach going to do that's the Run of show right there thanks Zach for putting that up there I'm good also a busy weekend also tired you got all the power don't you put whatever I want there big nose huh and here's the sports James are Yankees Alex Verdugo big news this weekend Little League World Series Williamsport it's none of that he's reportedly allergic to his own tattoos and bgs batting gloves yes hands been blistering for years and cracking and hurting and it's the chromite and the Cobalt combo the glove has ink in it that's got Cobalt and then the tattoos have chromate I don't know if I'm saying those words correctly and I don't know if that's the right gloves have this I had them opposite the doctors say that they combine for this allergic reaction 6% of people 9% each okay you told me last night 9% tattoos have chromite whatever the [ __ ] how you say them and when they touch each other that's what happens it's 6% of the population no six is the number I've known 6% and Yankees Prospect Jason Dominguez also has this apparent so tough for his batting sponsor tough for him I'm allergic to a lot of Stu like I went to the allergy place and I'm allergic to everything besides dustmites they don't have [ __ ] on me I like laugh in their face what would be the worst piece of sports equipment to be allergic to Jersey or pants winning allergic to winning that'd be bad I wish you guys could see Zach's [ __ ] smirk and buer right now are you going to edit that out well you can't censor this one Zach it's called Almost a breakdown your masquera think I said that correctly two two yeah well Pink's out is that three or no that no way the pinky out watch the replay person masquera if it started with a p he's a soccer player and apparently a bully yeah and the guy on the other team he kind of does wrap his arm around 's head and 's like you're going to wrap your arm around me I'm going to get you slams him down by the throat and then puts all of his weight while choking him no card no one saw it in the corner that's where you can get away with stuff and then later on uh he throws he throws his fingers into the butt crack of number nine and number nine pushes him I think he gets called for a penalty and 's Scott free so he's he's a good pest someone you touches you in a you're not feeling normally touched you're not normally get touched you're going to get upset you just don't expect it when you expect getting a finger up there it's fine but when someone sneaks up to you on the soccer field would you rather get choked or little butt play from uren LBP I'm also LBP I hate being choked bro no yeah not a fan not a fan I wish you guys could see Zach smirk in his buer right now are you going to edit that out too hey enough sex talk let's go back to the sports speaking of more Sports DraftKings DraftKings sports book get in the draft and be a king transitional noise movy Cove uh the Giants play baseball in San Francisco and there's water past the stadium and people hang out in boats they call it mccovy Cove a home run was hit there Michael Harris too first game back it'ss a grand slam off the ilil they want that ball why I'm guessing first ever Grand Slam okay mcov Co Dave who got the ball you know he goes to about 50 games hangs out in the Cove in his kayak he's gotten like 28 balls he was asked to negotiate for the ball and normally you know hey picture autograph tickets to a game your guy MCD took it to another level my favorite ask I think I've seen now what happened is they sandbagged him yes they leaked to the media the fly reports were that he asked for a job with the Giants right and he didn't ask for a job with the Giants Z don't believe what you read he came back to say what that's not what I asked for I asked to be able to park in the employee parking lot for the rest of the season or the rest of my time coming because it's so much cheaper and it's a reduced rate dude great ass cuz the off chance they're like all right yeah saves a ton of money dude goes to 50 games 60 bucks cheaper that's 50 * 60 3,000 back back back it's confusing uh not too much how about the not Sports though ooh the not Sports is very confusing so we're going to the Czech Republic yeah Prague there's an open prison where prisoners are okay thieves and um convicts and Felons and they have some animals for these prisoners to entertain them let them have some fun they got kangaroos there so the kangaroo is in the prison he's not prisoner he didn't do anything wrong he's just like kind of there these aren't nauy Ros two of the kangaroos escaped right one came back right away the other was gone for a week and then came right back unharmed the authorities were baffled no sign of forced exit the zoo's owner had speculated that someone familiar with the park security measures had kidnapped the kangaroo open prison feels a little too open especially when you have escaped kangaroos is it a prison for animals no it's a prison for humans the kangaroos are supposed to help inmates with their anger issues which I don't know if that's fighting them I don't know if it's like look at the pretty kangaroo I have a theory do you want to hear my theory yeah you got to look at the convict who's had the best relationship with the kangaroos okay and who's going to get out soon right I'm not going to say right yet but go on yeah it's kind of like Brooks in sha Shank Redemption like they were best friends I'm getting out of here in a week I'm going to miss the [ __ ] out of this kangaroo we've been hanging out the whole time calls his wife and they plan a great kidnapping of the kangaroos now there's another guy in prison for life bad guy he also loves the kangaroo so when he found out that this dude had his wife he broke into his cell at night and held knife Point said if you don't your wife doesn't return that kangaroo you're not going to make it out of this prison in a week calls his wife says you got to bring him back I'm going to die Kang Jack part [Music] two Patrice Patrick Patrick he goes by Patrice when he's in Prague at the open cisal he had a big weekend we all did Michael Ruben Kevin Durant Patrick he was at our booth like all weekend meeting the community in shirts all right good show oh all right good show it's like that soccer player all right good show [Music] nice that was a weekly D today's episode was brought to you by DraftKings thank you to DraftKings for sponsoring the video whether you're cheering on your Alma mod or just loving the thrill of college football you're going to want to 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