Rag Tale (2005) | Full Movie | Rupert Graves | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Lucy Davis | Comedy - Romance

[Music] can't see the sun no more but that don't mean I'm chilling my body is heating up and all is what I'm feeling if I don't get up out of here I just might lose my head and got to take myself somewhere I got to burn it off breathing breathing it's about to get high I'm feeling it it's about to get high so keep your eyes on your leg cuz this goody is feeling bad all this need is crazy and I like it on me it's about to get high it's about to get I want to pass it on I want to be contagious everyone's feeling it so hard it could be dangerous all my people up in here we're going to lose our head in here to to bottom every good morning M oh hello you how are you I'm all right how are you pretty good how was your weekend yeah it was great actually how what are you doing try the great strle you know oh I had to get the uh clamp of my car third time this year yeah oh you really got to watch that par on the corner again yeah it's $140 no pound American 140b 140b mhm I just cannot stay in searching for a parking space it's uh it's very very boring [Music] [Music] and then I have to wait for hours show up I like parking in the road very much you just park wherever you want have that's so true hello drop the bottom everywhere we're going to burn it off oh yeah about to get hot I'm feeling it's about to get high so keep your eyes on your leg your steady feel that all they did is crazy and I like it all [Music] yeah than you gorgeous oh slack ass back to your desk did you win what do you think good morning need the agenda for the meeting okay don't Josh yet oh good we're on to that already you do know that all rugby players are gay don't you yes that's exactly why I'm going out with him well done well good luck good observation sent emails other emails come I'm still Brea Brea it's about to get high this Gideon Hoffman business for the gambling you know these American casinos are only going to play ball if Gordon Brown gives them a concessionary tax nothing if not original than that one Felix Felix are you responsible for that Splash that's the most boring one we've had all year be boring I got a head like a Sun's running as and then put it on the graveyard we of course we're going to put it in the graveyard page just the Sun not you as well what God sake that is the dullest head I've ever seen in my life 10,000 I'm dealing with the most important election for the last 50 years you're dealing with the most boring election for 40 years and you're making it more boring it's about what's inside it's not about the headline the Cru wants to climb over us now you want an election headline there that's political my night of lust was car my night of L car's night of lust yes different car very fun I'm so [ __ ] trivial you know that all right can we go now nearly 11 just frivolous disappointing Felix what's disappointing too close to call Scottish God there's my little bit on the front hey let's go really B too close to [Music] call Debs put me through to Eddie I'll put him through for you one minut Eddie Eddie the chief's on the line I'm going to put him through yeah we'll take a message I think he'll want to take this call no you need to take the call no I'm in a real Russ meeting do here let me do that okay will you distribute all those when you [ __ ] I haven't got time for this Eddie Richard how are you I'm well thank you uh how things good is anything new today well there all election stuff which I'm not looking forward to but um I am so bored with this election I think we all are it just doesn't sell newspapers does it no but P's got this wonderful idea of putting a picture of Bush on the bottom of a bikini good that would be good the stars and stripes on a nice pair of breasts HH I suppose so anything to spice it up a bit listen um what can I do for you I've got something of a personal nature I want to talk to you about yeah are you sitting down I am now good any you repeat after me would you screwing the Chairman's wife is not part of my job description you got that sorry I can't hear anything is this a joke no no it's it's it's not a it's not a joke Ed repeat after me screwing the Chairman's wife come on screwing the Chairman's wife no I I don't I don't understand what I don't understand Eddie we we we're both speaking English here aren't we screwing the Chairman's wife is not part of my job description are you still there screwing the Chairman's wife screwing the Chairman's wife is not part of my job description not put on my job description thank you you know frankly I'm very hurt by the Betrayal I mean no what do you think MJ is do you think she's a company perk now I'm just going to think about this and then I'm going to decide what to do and I suggest you think long and hard about it too all right I'll talk to you later [ __ ] all right so tomorrow exit polls okay those should be coming in actually throughout the day uh no not throughout the day they're not H Debs get me mg right here computer all right hello darnie hi love uh will you call me as soon as you get out of the meeting okay we'll do call me as soon as it's over uh yeah that's what I just said as soon as you finished I just said that yeah all right okay love you bye uh Leah remind me I have to call Richard as soon as we're out yeah no as soon as we're out who's the biggest fix front of the boot seems to have as welcome as a h sandwich Sports as we discover five to a bed no in London with his Banker German Banker right Ryman coupler take the whole is this a reliable Rel we just have to see it his lawyers Al morning all right now who are we going to get this week after the Monumental [ __ ] it was today's front page what the [ __ ] were you thinking Eddie you agreed that title I'm Sor no no I wanted when Bush comes to shove get your [ __ ] act together Ian you have to Nanny this paper seven days a week I'm sorry Ed it was a simple misunderstanding all right I'm sorry I'm sorry all right we just need a big sexy story for tomorrow now Big non-election Splash hard anybody got s what have you got I've got Victoria Beckham she's admitted she can't sing she jacked it in fashion designer now thank [ __ ] for that thought we'd run some of our new collection but more importantly we've got the first pictures of the baby bump we've got a picture without a poncho pet showed it me and you can see it you can actually see it V from my fashion Pages I've got look like Sienna for a ten that's brilliant and I've got a nice new men's thing a makeover piece bit topical bit lighthearted thought we'd start with Bin Laden number from B but he's actually got a lovely little face under that and that beard you know and Abu Hamza he's another good-looking fell thought we'd have call it scrape your face that's that's that's got a hook mat what you got for me right the Manchester United Arsenal Feud van Roy's got a three match ban hry stamped on Hiner a be cam punches Smith I say [ __ ] him let's out the player who very three yeah I get two great Splash snaps coming off the wire first want to do is with the election tomorrow uh in the states it's a great photograph of bush I want elections though okay but the second one is I think is more important it's the three UN abductees in Afghanistan I've got a photograph of the three of them being held at gunpoint all three are Weeping profusely the Taliban have declared Open Season and killed 30 Aid workers so far this year no one else has run with it Jeff the reason nobody's run with it is because Afghan Iraq to O readership very very interchangeable we have a readership that confuses Afghanistan and Iraq so what what story I think we have a campaign not a story we have a campaign we don't take them to fua we take them out of the country together and bring them home bring the black watch leading the British troops on mass led by the black watch Piper not to fuia but out of Iraq allog together pipe them home and we lead them out the queen mother's no longer the colonel the chief of the black watch if she ever was one but you know we can get Camila Park balls Camila would be an excellent choice indeed col of the regiment and indeed hopefully eventually Our Queen I mean she's perfect for job really and uh Camila you know g off and sees her on her horse [ __ ] in mouth sexily craggy as she's now become looking like Elizabeth First of tbate and she can move quickly on from being Colonel and chief to being queen of this country eventually getting rid of all that gasty German blood we no longer watch so I propose first Camila colonel in Chief then Camila for Queen I would like to put that Charles can become Prince re God bless how close how ready is that he ready to go but a thousand pie I'm going to okay but it's not going I love it it's cynical it's hilarious let's not go there honestly let's put a moratorium on all this monarchy bashing I am fed up sick nauseated by it well let's just put a moratorium on a monarchy 70% of the public loves the royal family and here we are bashing them it's easy and it's fun we all love royalists are even reading our paper because we are opening up a debate we can't go back this is like some mad reaction we just become like all the other papers exactly this is reactionary [ __ ] it's it's not you're you're saying that the paper's getting old and it's getting stale and we keep running the same thing and I'm giving you something I'm saying the election is boring is what I'm saying let me tell you a story okay long true story when I was a little girl my father wakes me up in the middle of the night like 4 in the morning says MJ come downstairs you must see this we all gather as a family in front of the television to watch the house of Spencer and the house of Windsor wed it's the royal wedding and we're sitting there with our Coco and these are memories that I cherish as an American the point is this monarchy bashing shits on people's enduring memories and that's what you're doing royal family destroy princess no we destroyed princess we followed her into that tunnel we snapped our pictures and we killed her and do we did itct American I'm sorry sweet dear American cousin Hearts as big as houses but unfortunately handkerchiefs as big as sheets and you just get sentimental about everything and with Diana you're elevating a rather deranged kindergarten teacher to the status of Bambi's mother unequivocably say that we are not running a pro monarchy piece in our paper tomorrow all the day after I mean the truth is every time I go past bingh and panace I look at I think I'm paying for that I [ __ ] allow ID it real estate bang in cent of London belongs to the country that the country can't use should be a shopping center turn into a roller skating ring guys you get rid of them royalty you have no England what do you want you want Tony Blair for president Disney Disneyland that's a good idea super Casino a knocking shot for the you never be out of there the right sh for a Car Warehouse Ware BNB BNB are we finished I mean what are we doing okay all right I've got a headline for tomorrow tomorrow's flash is going to be bulldoze Buck Palace possibly with Cam in a hard hat maybe we can get the readers to write him to phone him with their own IDE is [ __ ] I need a quote from Scott R Gary you understand a [ __ ] quote some sort of agenda going on here on this let's bulldo the pal bollock this is the busiest news week of the year when we're running this kind of thing it could run for it's commercial sense for God's s does make any commercial sense at all every other papers speculating their asses off about what's happening in the election well it's every other do that because every other paper has to do that is this an editor's must or what are we talking oh what are you doing for lunch um nothing okay yeah Jill is at 1:00 right thanks yeah lovely is that table for two or Table for Three is I would imagine it's for two unless he's inviting the household Cavalry you do know Felix that going for a lunch this early in the week with Eddie very often needs to P 45 by tea time [ __ ] off don't want to allow you in anyway whatsoever but it's happened before you know that Debbie could you just come over here for a second yeah Debbie Deb could you just confirm this for me and for Felix thatth when people are invited for lunch on a Monday it usually means that they spend the rest of their career lunching alone there is a short list is it very short how short is he sure is quite sure I'm not on anyone's Blacklist Felix yes I was thinking Adam for the the RO piece he's on it I told you you did yeah I told him this morning like you said oh thanks good if you're on the show what is what's going what is going on now I don't know [Music] hello okie dokie where on you will run my monarchy Fe in tomorrow's paper uh no I won't media manipulation of the monarchy by MJ Morton yes you will now you very dismissive of me in this morning's meeting well it it's a very extraordinary denigrating me in front of all our colleagues do you enjoy that no I didn't enjoy I was just doing the job don't think it so personally one out there every treated exactly the same by me you uhoh you just look a little uh I don't know what's up do you ever wonder if this is the most sensible thing that we could do no it's the least sensible thing we could do is that what's on your brain now it's Dreadful and bad and we must stop we really can't keep doing it you know this going to apparently you know that I'm serious we can't keep doing this okay you okay we really can't no I agree it's crazy stop doing that listen I'm serious me too I mean I'm the one with so much to lose so you should just be Adam about this no that's so bad just feels so good [Music] now really shouldn't be doing [Music] this Brea Brea it's about to get high I feeling it's about to get high so keep your eyes on your CU this good is feeling bad all this heat is crazy and I like it on me it's about to get hot it's about to get hot you are most beautiful in the world oh my godo wait Donald Anderson remain me remain me back bencher back smer you know the real story there of course is Gordon Brown you know holding out something something onbody this is such a mistake and I'm I'm so I am sorry please don't do that please don't give me that [ __ ] [ __ ] okay the real story is what that what that he's he's given us what 450 casinos no not even that no is brown is resisting any idea of the Americans having a reduced concessionary tax you've got to understand this is the most relationship anybody could ever possibly have and it's getting worse we getting next time you want to break up with somebody yeah why don't you do it before you [ __ ] them look it was mistake and I I really am sorry it's a really lousy thing to say I know but I am I don't know what else to [Music] say sending now we've been together four months hasn't been four months it's been two months what are you [ __ ] talking about it's been 2 months we got together June 28th June July August September October November 5 months now I'm doing that June it doesn't matter how long it is look look look look you're blowing this whole thing it is something that isn't it was a really nice really good time it was never one of the world's great [ __ ] love affairs was it I mean it was lovely honestly but you know what I mean yeah I think I [Music] do here we go oh look everyone's got it yeah now spell check that look man everybody's on [Music] chat you're real [ __ ] Eddie not just flattering you don't do this he wants to hit them for about 40 50% so it's a sort of stealth tax really well Gordon R's going to be terribly Keen he's not terribly keen on my my my he's coming he's coming he's coming he's coming where's STS where she where where she is bloody hell that was mad unbelievable I don't I'd like to talk toed Eddie about where is Eddie where is Eddie well C A Gollum JS for the CH in yeah well I think it's I think that's that's our angle is that we go for something that pushes the Presbyterian rectitude against the Fly By Night Las Vegas culture that we're living so it's like you're looking for something like cash versus trash or something sorry what was that cash he looks like he's ready for lunch dis cloth check [Music] that what's all that about I'm sure miss Salam call Little Miss Dolly just come out the relaxation face like thunder oh yeah maybe a Botox of slips any ideas what's going on okay I found I found out I I found lucky yeah I love it bye what he say he's going to find lucky Lucky's not going to know anything you seen Eddie course she is upset she what's Eddie done to her 5% of the population speak AR KAC so trouble in Paradise I got yeah R looks like a man who can't get a raise in any sense of the world but but listen I'm only the news editor so don't expect me to know anything I would suggest you talk to our social secretary Felix all right okay okay thanks yes what fix what gives look if you're wanting a bological update I suggest you go to the chat mail of our less than secret secret okay use your mouse or in your case your rat I take you up on that [ __ ] de de de you knew about this didn't you I know and I care less Felix bloody stupid distraction that's all it is come on so slow ah voila read my lips I think it's a great review I think it's in the wrong place and I'm surprised that's all it's not the why I said I think should have come straight to me this will cheer you up so we won't be running with it that's that excellent excellent she's gone Another One Bites the Dust too much detail I've been promoted to a syndrome yes we all know that how long before he'll come crawling back get them on the phone straight away yeah so once the bulldozers have pounded Buckingham Palace to dust and we have instead the Buckingham complex we could also marck up some pictures of the raw family in the uniforms and clothes of the rols they might have when the place is a car phone warehouse for example or a multi story car park so you could have princess Michael of Kent as a cash out girl or Prince Edward done up as a construction worker you know metal helmet feel it's a lovely feature for two days before Christmas or April Fool's Day but uh it as far as the front of the book for tomorrow is we still running something on the election or if we can get some of the killers for this uh this gig killing on the on the South Bank I've got a great story for you there's a chairman of a big National Paper whose wife has been having an affair with the editor does the uh the chairman know that his wife is having an affair with the editor oh yeah does the does the wife know that the chairman know I don't think so and how does the uh chairman know I don't know phone t no I don't think so Informer seems the most likely maybe the W told him I don't think so but she might have done it to get the editor's job that's not right no no seems to me that this editor's got a lot of questions that he needs to find the answers to look can we go in shall we hey yeah can you get rich on the phone for me please sure uh but do you want on video phone yep cuz your exwife is also onone Christ don't me to pass you through to her first yeah you better I think so hello hello hello hello what do you want what do you want oo is this a bad time what's up with you nothing I'm in the middle of a meeting I'm really busy this would Justice turned down your application well maybe they did what do you need come on I'm offering you a chance to spend more time with your kids listen I thought I was doing every other weekend as the arrangement well how about think about Thursday night what is going on there Thursday what time oh I need to be out the door at 7:30 okay that's fine what is wrong something happening no I'm fine okay I'll see you then bye bye that's predictable sit and wait watch the space you yep can you put the CH on yeah two tis Eddie yeah hello hi Richard what's up listen about this conversation we had on the teleph phone we had this morning now listen I don't know where you got the story from but it is absolutely untrue I have too much respect for you and for the paper and and for myself and you know oh he's categorically deing it she's Debs right um I need to see tomorrow Splash right away okay okay I will uh send that soon as it's in he done they're um tied up and I'm just here about the splash I know I don't care about that all right thanks you thanks okay apart from anything else I have my family to consider and a career Edie and you won't be hearing the end of this yes hello no he is pissed off very frightening hello oh [ __ ] hello Eddie yep are you there yeah hello are you there yes I'm here Eddie let me just point out to you that I've always let you have complete editorial freedom I have never as a proprietor and an owner of this newspaper I have never interfered with policy am I correct you are correct I am thank you well that is about to change I've been in discussions with st james' Palace his Royal Highness Prince of Wales what's it we're trying to improve public perception we've been making certain recommendations to him on a private basis so it's very hypocritical of me to be making suggestions and recommendations on the one hand and on the other hand is to have my newspaper the rag castigating the royal family on a daily basis now that has to stop now this is what I want you to do Edie I want you to get Felix or whoever to write some leading articles Pro monarchy what that's what I want you to do I want them to support my recommendations to the prince do I make myself clear now this is not a request this is a requirement do I make myself clear you do make yourself clear good oh all over recommendations to the prince Hell hath no fury What the fu what have you done Eddie what have you done back 30 years it's going to be like the Express in the 50s yeah through a Duke of Edinburgh B this is getting very very interesting it's making a lot of sense to something that just happened an hour ago yeah exactly a morning conference but for the first time we asked hello Hello darling hi sweetheart how are you I'm all right I thought you were going to call me after the meeting oh right sorry are you are you smoking yes you said you wouldn't have to light up before lunch I know I said that you said you wouldn't smoke before lunch I know I said that but I'm smoking now I'm not having any great day did you uh did you manage to talk to Eddie about the monarchy thing he doesn't want to do the piece all right you mean you can't talk him around no I'm going to don't worry I'm on it I'm on it I'm working on it it's just going to take a little while all right well I I think you should work on him listen I got a lot of work to do today so I'm going to hang up all right and stop smoking all right bye-bye Jesus [ __ ] Christ triple F and it's still too small can you believe that really want some T in the front page what's cooking guys outing huligan footballers am I get on the front page of course it's going on the front page is my idea do of course it was okay bulldo buck Palace is tomorrow splash I like this morning I [ __ ] love it now k for Queen we'll do later in the week check the cartoon this is fantastic brilliant it who did This chimy brilliant it ni in it yeah you got to run that full page Eddie Camila as well I've got foxy lady her head stuck on Heidi clo in a fox fur bikini lovely The Hunt is on she loves it she loves to chase the little orange [ __ ] The Hunt is on Paris Hilton's lips as well lovely The Hunt is on for the Royals the worst week in their life yes Elizabeth II is Elizabeth the last well we got their successors haven't we you and be fantastic God save our gracious long live our Noble BS listen you just got to get me stack more Ed just checked out for page three Sheila from sidam right up your street damn you could deal of that want some nippling tomorrow right yeah okay Cosmetics celebrity surgery Swap Shop swap the features about guess who they are lovely God did she ever shut up come on let's get a handle on Scandal Juice It Up T I'm going to lunch or maybe sometime so Morton knows about Ed MJ of course I suppose we all guess that dict I know all that but what I want to know is did Eddie actually first up he jack he's holding the paper to Ransom he wants us to change policy he wants us to go pro Royal tipex on my time look there's a talk of us all going to we're going for lunch where we going go for lunch what believe it that's L is it yeah absolutely absolutely what he wants his [ __ ] head that's what he said he wants to turn the whole policy table po trying to sell durx at the Vatican I think he was Night Eddie see you over there [ __ ] the phone hell M hello going to go to Jus probably be a couple of hours so just hold the for dar come over here with that you need s yeah I was just I was just going to yeah where are you I'm fine yeah I thought it was just going to be the turbos no no no no no no no oh for [ __ ] sake Leah yes get me Eddie please uh I don't think he's here what hiy MJ Debs get me Eddie right now oh he's not here sorry yeah I know he's not here where is he get him for me I have no idea I'm sorry I think he's off his phone as well all right can you get me Felix please uh you know what he's not here either sorry patch me through to his mobile all the phones just switched off I think all right what about Lloyd I see no one's here I don't understand this where is everybody are they out together I don't know I got an empty office I don't understand all right all right all right Debs yeah when Eddie gets in you have him come see me right away yeah sure it'll be a couple of hours I think all right thanks very much Debs okay bye [ __ ] look at it this way Eddie you get the push MJ gets the editorship and suddenly you got a royalist rag I'm pissed off I wasn't there for that c you got to remember with somebody like [ __ ] I mean when they impose their will they do so for no other reason than to impose their will that's but he's never had a record as being a Hands-On proprietor before he's never done it there's no record of him doing that before there's obiously no record of him he changes because he wants to CH is because nobody's [ __ ] his wife in PR terms it's as good to turn the pepperonis to sack and editor a popular editor likes you though even though Fu he lik this seem a curiously bad time to do it no but it's very sex it's very sexy to turn maybe he wants a g it sounds the most pla thing today so far the man wants too easy we are staying with our policy good man yeah but no I don't care no the front page is the splash is bulldo by Palace it doesn't matter what he says I'll take responsibility this I'm the editor what I Sayes news you take care you want to share a listen you penis hang on a minute what you doing I'm going south of the river mate drink yeah come on I don't want to go home yet I'll look after you you're all right with me come on darling let's have some who here thinks the right is the best paper in the world there's the best paper in the world IET ni I [ __ ] start on me be then if he gets this Lord sir so rich [ __ ] he sounds like a [ __ ] idiot sir dick Lord God dick he's got no class he like so nvo aristocratic what [ __ ] are you going to do if he sacks you [Music] oh even thought about that to get another [Applause] joke [ __ ] you [Music] [Music] little SEC Eddie where have you gone Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie you know what really seriously right you're going to have a brain wave in the morning you're going to know everything that you should do yeah I love you love you too get your hands off my tip I think it's a good idea having all this stuff yeah yeah it's a great [Music] idea dir [Music] so even before I I went for one night t w for nor orange juice black now this is an alltime favorite that is pure gold beautiful for the love God Eddie my feeling is this I don't think you're going to get the sack on this but you will find though that your autonomy has been seriously curtailed I think you're right I think my first thought is you're going to meet a threat with a threat so we have to get something on Morton chairman has brought the fight to me if he's bring the fight to me I will take the fight to him you took the fight to him by poking the payroll we have to ask do you want to have MJ sitting in my seat do we want the anti monist polies turned on their head not be there to see it we'll be gone do we want another generation of princes pones and Arch pratts one in our country no we do not what we want to do is we want to threaten him we want to scare him we need a headline a picture we need something to rock more world you have to make it there today's express no point in Saving for your old age now the one thing that got Maxwell done was the pension scan unfortunately it came too late I think you have to have something sitting there I think you have a contingency can hold over his head something a human interest story child porn child porn is sexy porn is good drugs are sexy prostitutes are sexy is sexy best it might be for you but now regarding the picture uh morph who is he very very flicky does pictures for us he does you remember the one with Tess Jal turned into the Godfather Blair's face the horse's head let me meet him yeah fine let me see what he can do that's a good idea yeah off Mor who's that Felix [ __ ] hell hello stranger hi well we pass through the neighborhood we can't say I noticed the neighborhood can I sit down I save what what are you there for little job oh [ __ ] you don't like you'd like a job or am I just uh come on Felix what do you want me to do well it will require very imaginative work can I can I stop you there Felix yeah I'm going to help you out what's it going to cost we get our pictures yeah we're talking about pictures plural not singular and you get £50,000 oh do I mhm and the rest oh come on oh come on what like you don't [ __ ] owe me Phil lovely to seeing you I hope you're well and will you [ __ ] up help me out 60 don't insult me 75 100 Grand 80 I think maybe you should leave now more for a second I'm looking around at this breathtaking Decor you're walking away from £50,000 but this one's going to cost you under ,000 because we're friends I going to offer you £60,000 um ,000 oh you're taking a piss AR you may be there's no way we're going to pay you £100,000 what listen whereever is this person you want fitting up it must be pretty desperate otherwise you wouldn't come to me you wouldn't show your face around my house there should a very good reason come on must be worth £1,000 I would go to £75,000 £10,000 cash in advance what do what do you say to that that's we're up to £85,000 now that's I like that but you know what is a figure I like more 95,000 what about 90 deal and this will help you run around where am I going for this [ __ ] George bus's [ __ ] for [ __ ] sake more than [ __ ] generous I couldn't remember exactly what you took so I got a bit of everything so it's a sort of Lucky bag sort of KS variety it's touching to see someone who takes such good care of their friends there you go you are a [ __ ] CER well hello darling what a lovely surprise how do you feel thought if I camped out in your office long enough I might actually get a chance to speak to you well I'm a very busy man what do you want apparently I'm been trying to reach you since lunch yesterday Debs had no idea where you were couldn't get you on your [Music] mobile where were you I had a a a lunch meeting with the boys yesterday there's a scandal brewing and we needed to thrash it through really yeah well tell me all I'd love to Don bit too hot even for you right now Felix was with you too mhm all the boys were there everyone was there that boy was there and lloy lloy was there what about Sally Sally was there too she's one of the boys she is one of the boys but I'm not one of the boys you are the deputy editor and as Deputy editor I need to be able to reach the editor I need to reach you last night with the election and there something I want to talk to you about yeah did you get my message about the RO thing no I didn't no I was uh so your Mobile's not giving you your messages now either I didn't pick him up I'm sorry that's all right where were you I had a a the their fashion meeting oh great this is about Richard is that what this is about did he call you does he know about us he threaten you did you tell him anything did I tell Richard about us are you out of your [ __ ] mind is this the sort of thing you discuss in your relationship no [Music] Edie I prepared a piece for tomorrow's paper I expect you to run it appreciate it oh well your timing is impeccable timing is everything when your jobs on the line look great you just take this off just want to get a the all right I'll take it Mar to lovely skin T let's get some pictures you happy ready yes you just twist slightly to your right oh yeah and again there yeah maybe your hands down bringing your arms down slowly yeah your left leg Yeah that's it that's great that's great that's great oh yeah and again bringing your arms down slowly yeah oh that's great behind your back okay oh you love me love me that's smash yeah that's it that's the one that's it yeah is he doing a profile thank you that's all I need you right just take a me reading from youday okay yeah oh that's lovely that is yeah down the lens the lens is me right same thing again bring your left leg in and your right there that's it that's it that's it that's it yeah that's beautiful that's a lovely mov you're moving your head you're moving your head very slowly in that direction yeah long body tall yeah that great yeah yeah yeah that's it yeah lovely yeah that's it that's fine going from you m do you know what page3 photograph looks like what I've just done a page3 photograph what I've just done you haven't got a clue we did a lot in Northern Ireland together you know he was a real grafter good and if he couldn't find what he wanted at first or second he'd um he'd be creative how he'd make it up morph it up well we need something is's going to absolutely destroy him we do Maximum Impact exactly so it's one of the big three isn't it uh fraud take it too long does no too long sex scandal everybody's having sex everywhere not nothing it's just got to be drugs isn't it drugs yeah and we go right for it you know heroin class oh yeah lots of it you know it's not unusual is it I mean Goldman Sachs in a Reuters there's plenty of it about Richard Morton shooting up yeah Morton does the Hokey K I just love the picture of that I love that it's got the nostrils for us can take half a bag up and a go right do you want to see him yeah let's go see him so a space between the back and the back arm scaring drug not be good so what do you got for us hello I'm Eddie you got a real name no not one he admits to now listen he's got something special just watch this for 30 seconds on the left you've got BR size 32A on the right you've got BR size 36 e whil we like 30 uh a minute I mean this isn't for page three is it we got page three did that begin with that you know what well You' got a 328 you lovely girl and everything else you know what I mean we'd like to give it the job and the payy however we always going to go for 36 e now I thinking the only way 36 he got that way would buy you know bit of an implant I thought that was a shame why bother with an implant when you can do this that's a pce one Splash makes me laugh that fantastic like inflable tits they can use it as a feature post feminist cosmetic non-invasive surgery has she or hasn't she had them done we're a couple of swells thanks to the mamory memor are made of this uh turn your granny into Jordan cyber cosmetic surgery cuts out the knife that is a one we going to have a readership competition which is whose boob job is this price could be a real boob job I'll I'll do that as jery and green but not as German G something like German G German yeah whatever he was saying interesting but not really cuz um you know I did this is a bit of a demonstration when I was sitting there with the photographs and whatever else and that's I assuming that's not the reason why you brought me in here no it isn't you're a smart man I am so we need a quick word just two tis stay right minute D you what are they cooking up for you secrets and lies yeah I'm bored of them all who's new it's obviously very yes I told you he was good I need a guarantee he's going to leave absolutely no TR between us look he is completely unable right okay listen to no dang Happ at all do you trust him look at my eyes do you trust him Eddie I trust him 110% Eddie I trust him good come get in right we're skating on very th ice here we're very close to criminal activity you keep our nose clean you have more yeah well I'm all out of options okay come okay right o o Sav what are you doing in my bit the office do you know more of s yeah I do he's a dodgy bloody B what do you want to know don't get competitive about money girl that's for you go have some lunch or whatever it is you eat there [ __ ] penny Bazar them all over the place right oh CH why me right morph the brief we've been conducting an investigation on the Morton household and we need a little bit more evidence along the chemical route if you follow me yes we now the thing is this has to happen very quickly 24 hours ideally 48 hours at the outside yeah fine easy except for well three things one the money I was promised I want the money I was promised you'll get the money Eddie yes yeah course two uh the stuff you gave me yesterday is gone so it needs to be replacing he needs more drugs the budget yes and uh well thirdly what was a fourthly and more importantly thirdly there's no time there absolutely no time at all if you want me to do this in 24 hours you usually had to spend at least a week getting ready you know so this coner isn't long lens he's on the top floor there's no way so I need access and I need a reason I need a cover story I need a uh you know whole thing Alias to get into the building and to be in the building for a reasonable amount of time so I can actually do the job that you want me to do uh right a reason to be there yes yes but come on what chauffer BJ I was that going to work and a sort of General dogs body shopping she does a lot of that it's just someone to look after me she's always she's never in the [ __ ] office she's always done the car pound getting a car and clans right right right well I've got lots to do then do you that will work Mor well what can I say I can't give any promises but no can now straight away I'm thinking yeah there possible if she's you know if she's wonder you're saying I don't know the woman but if she's one got about always shopping always doing this that there's always in and out of the house yeah yeah it's possible I'll you can snoop around oh I can certainly have a snoop around let's get a B of money come on come on more you need to get I'm writing something can you drive Don I'm a crazy [ __ ] up B what am I doing want drove um it'll be fine Eddie Sherlock Holmes and what a poet now really I spent my time writing he's a cookie isn't he he is Hi C what you get on this nothing else it's terrifying let's get this sh on the road went three no exits found before No7 before can't go that way should have been this [Applause] way I'm going the wrong way how many times drive drive what you do you a driver [ __ ] wall [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey Leah yeah listen to me um the pharmacy is not going to renew my prescription so call Dr shreik shreik and get me a refill if you can I'm going to Waz on Elizabeth Street and also go on the internet to drugstore.com and get me the riddle in there um and use the Visa not the AMX because I can't [ __ ] Focus all right thank you very much listen um I don't want to be bold but if you're having trouble with our Pharmaceuticals you are fabulous what's your name well um Mor thank you very much thank you madam hello Felix yeah no I'm in state um all right let's focus know on the cabinet right call and po we know I know we don't literally know it but it is a rumor just oh I'm sorry uh Li 3 it's um just go straight I I'll give you dire go yes Felix it's right here um you know everything you're saying Felix is giving me a headache okay I want you to put gym and Graphics um hi you've got some cheese on hold from Morton Jim what's our cover so lay it out for me thank you you got it on the account right thank you yeah give it to me thank you what are the others doing what the do Mir doing see that's good why can't we do something like that what about the Sun because I do compar yes I do we're going to the Florest Florest um so you're going to go up the road and the next light you're going to make a right all right um I'm just following you hello oh all right no one's here great oh here put that over here thank you very much thank you oh [ __ ] I forgot to get the [Music] pate you want to get the tour yeah The Grand Tour I'll show you the best bits first all right like to see the best bits first morph right yeah call me what you want to call me call me what you want do you have any uh extra yeah oh I do yeah anyone seen MJ hello MJ hello absolute crap i' love it both for me I thank you done how's my nose how you you might want to have a little bit of here a little bit of attention to uh oh okay thank you this is just so [ __ ] up I have to get downstairs I don't want to go I haven't even called Felix about the election you got a lot of things to do yeah yes yes I I'll get my stuff I get I'll get my stuff well no wait wait um I was wondering maybe you'd like to hang out for a little while no at your discretion really you know yeah I would like that all right great um so I'll come visit you all well I just I'll just keep keep I just quite happy I'll chill out here yeah yeah save a little for your boss [ __ ] [ __ ] like it if a doubt knock yourself out [Music] thank you ah there you are I've been looking all over for you how's it going oh what a day herods for and Mason Twigs where didn't I go wow but it's a beehive of activity All For You D I got the uh protocol list from St James of Palace you want to hear the seating arrangements shout it out well at the top the host that's me and on my right the Prince of Wales private secretary then the Prince of Wales private secretary's guest then the secretary of the verer then the hostess that's you D then on your right the Prince of Wales business advisor is surrounded by the money ding I hope so there are strict regulations on conversational content throughout the dinner no business should be discussed until at least that time in respect of this ladies should withdraw immediately after the dessert course has been finished what yeah you have to leave oh all right you're the only woman at the table you kidding they expect you to leave there is to be no mention economic or how's it going how's it going listen I was just on the blogs and here there were people in Ohio the Royal Circle any pets must be kept under control or out of sight at all times out well there goes the Goldfish lady Morton huh lady Morton how does it sound no aren't we all sick terrible I've always like to you know proper dog like a pitbull I think the Pitbull is a very Charming loyal sweet dog it's the the problem absolutely as always gentlemen I've just been alerted our dinner is ready we can all take our places keep a marvelous it's a Pity about the fox hunting absolutely well Bona b Bon all right gentlemen listen up we're here tonight because of a newspaper owned by my husband and I don't want to tell Tales out of school but I think I should tell you in this context that this newspaper is soon to have a new editor and chief oh good well and they should go no further than this room and it's me so I think I I only mentioned this that when I say this is the editorial policy of the rag you know you can take that to the bank the buck stops here so under my watch we're going to support the institution of monarchy yeah all the way support the monarchy Winston Churchill said um it is the central Link claiming our Allegiance to death I may be paraphrasing a bit but yeah something to that effect I mean of course you know if Edward hadn't married that actress well darling I mean let's talk business after dinner we all have our protocol I know I know but we do love the monarchy Richard and I we you know we practically eat it for breakfast but we don't [ __ ] on it not in this household and that's what I'm saying you don't you don't just you know flush a hundred years um down the toilet not on my watch not while I made a turn chief [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] follow the money cuz at the end of the day it's almost always about the money gentlemen I mean when you think about the Emu all those in favor say I that's my point isn't it it's controversial but when we take a stand at the rag we take a principled stand it's not a popularity contest the thing is we don't really have a red state blue state in here as far as I'm concerned you know the red State's going to go [ __ ] themselves they're the ones who are always complaining about the federal income tax and they pay the Le of it if you want to know the truth it's the blue States easily n out of 10 of the blue States pay the most income tax and yet they don't want to pay it but they get it that's where the income tax goes is to the red States and I believe in my opinion it would be a good thing not just for labor but for both labor and you know so on balance a good thing we don't have to worry about the Christian right here you know in my country those are the people that wouldn't vote for the Euro if they could of course I think we've got some beef wellington next yum on to the beef Moral Majority and how they become the Moral Majority when you know there's more divorce in the red states claim to be so moral and if you look at the blue States nine out of 10 of the blue states have the least amount ofs in the nation and the very very least is Massachusetts the highest divorce rate in America I don't know if this is interesting to you because of course this is an America thank [Music] you and I say may I say it was a very disappointing day for me today we've all been following the election at all foreign Shores and all that but um very disappointing for i' sort of lost my appetite even with the chef that we have this evening so we'll judge him after we've had beef wellington Beef Wellington [Music] [Music] no I mean 12 countries have already joined the Emu and soon Poland and Estonia will join up and then they'll actually exert more influence over the British economy than Britain you know and that's just crazy and I know I know that you know all this I'm sorry I just wasn't I wasn't phrasing things properly but we have got to get our seat on the ECB it's just ludicrous and what are we worried about loss of power loss of sovereignty I mean we could still have our bloody picture on the notes and the thing is is that we have absolutely no say in anything and it's just really I know I didn't phrase it right but I just think for her majesty because it's the most patriotic thing we can [ __ ] do and I think In The Name Of Her Majesty you want to talk about something else I've upset you darling I'm so I wanted to be so good tonight my brain just wasn't sweetheart I'll write a letter of apology how's that that your wife just has a big big stupid mouth sorry [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] she [Music] yes yes but Gary Gary if you shut your gobby Yap then I wouldn't have to tell you this six time listen good I want you to talk to Edward Van CS Tom par BS find out who DRS to who all right where's Fat Boy know but he's left thing about on your desk I thought Felix was doing that have you had any success yet a million and a half hits here in Google but there's nothing on [ __ ] apart from unless you're interested in a few unpaid parking ticket from 1978 we're going to have to make this up Charles we talked to morph have you heard from cson wedding on Saturday Felix sorry I have to call you back have you heard from him yet I'm just on Prince Charles's Palace have you heard from morph yet no no and I won't you'll never hear from him for 2448 hours he's gone under how much did we pay well I gave him 10,000 quid and I promised him another 80 you what 80,000 I promised him hang on I promised him another ra but I'm not going to give him anything like that I gave him another lucky bag full of heroin listen I got to make sure you find you've got to get in touch I I'll ring him again but he will come through well he will come through via bivia yeah bye hello listen yes I'm terribly sorry about that yes Felix [Music] all your dinner is hello look at you oh you going to give daddy a kiss good girl and B don't you look beautiful is thatd K for Mommy hello how are you you fine thank you oh kissing turn that's very good very nice to see you you ready for your bath girls you come on let's take a bath you say good night to Mommy come on darling say good night night night Mommy night darling night night I thought you were going out might be on to you well I thought over here to baby said maybe I'm so tired from watching the elections all night the other night night I'd rather stay in because maybe I'd have more fun [Music] I can't do this God oh what a bastard Bush no [ __ ] you haven't got any spare jobs you'll pay for R you why [ __ ] office boy or something for you maybe have you been given the boot no no I haven't been given the boot then what have you been up to I haven't been up to anything come on what do you mean you can tell me what do you mean every time w fight anybody it's been because it's personal calm down now maybe I think I should take you home now yeah yeah let me just uh I just can't stop thinking about it well then you think about that and I think about getting the own eh I don't understand with the cheese I just liked him so much yeah it's all right I really do like him so much right Madam your Jerry has a Waits come on let's get you home there you go yeah you lean on me [Music] he's a [ __ ] liar yeah Liar Liar p on fire right let be strong and don't be a crier watch your head oh hey I'm in the back awful unspeakable yeah let's go take me somewhere he yeah [ __ ] you yeah I've got something to show you I've been driving around and she's asleep now but it's okay but but she doesn't want to see you I'm really sorry H but um you know come upstairs so what have you got for me m so it's your pictures of the pictures and the pictures was like family portraits it was like a library imagine with books and everything and there was pictures everywhere all the way along the walls different pictures St away I thought I take took pictures of all them but when I got them back here I thought that one picture stood out this picture here so I took this picture now I'm going to show it to you you know that is that's Morton's first wife what I do is dra a grid system I I assign points to the grid system and then I can dretch and dist and so other points on the terrible photo of MJ isn't it they're all terrible photographs these photographs they're absolutely [ __ ] awful now what I did was I by moving key points of the face around I can manage to go from this face to this face and end up with this face amazing so what's your point he's traded her in for a new model wifey number one and wifey number two that's what they all do chosen a virgin that's 30 or 40 years younger that's what they all do isn't it it's disgusting if she would be 30 years older now and go back young enough to be Morton's daughter so Morton has married his daughter pardon me no has Morton married his daughter it's brilliant that picture has Morton married his daughter what printed front page mockup send it to him anonymously oh that's just crazy brilant crazy you fire you Morton marries his daughter five pictures morphed one to the other we suggest that Morton actually has married his daughter and you going to print it we GNA print it you can't print it of course I that the whole point is that you have to threaten I'm going to spike it I'll be his hero no you won't you st your muddy little war prins all over it he'll know it's a scam on your don't be stupid stupid like some of it must be so [ __ ] brilliant for you being the only person in the world with a [ __ ] brain living in the land in a boo so naive you never think anything through you have to keep your fing fingers clean keep your fingers out you have to come in and save the day you need someone else to deliver the slander you need another editor who you so what what so that you're going to go to him and say I hate to tell you but someone's got to publish it if we don't oh I know it's trash but wait wait wait you're saying that you go to him and say that somebody's got this story that he has married his daughter and he comes to me and says your wife has come with this you are the only person who can control her cuz she's a mad [ __ ] herodan and I say yes boss certainly and I stop that's quite good I keep my hands completely clean mhm exactly he'll be forever in your death would you do it [ __ ] off well then what is the [ __ ] point in bringing it up all right all right yeah okay I'll do it I'll do it but you are going to owe me [Laughter] [Music] I guess SPAC for the magazine he's doing the select P Jack STW Jack Jack STW is wiow what's the story about Kevin spacin something something about Pan the definition of wanger Mor Ed all right and there you go that's what you wanted lovely Felix what feel like I owe you an apology I didn't quite get to do what you asked me to do you didn't quite get to do no these are fantastic lovely yeah are it'll tell you oh yeah see you L then youve got to do that yeah I got to go drive a car now so drive the car cast your eyes over ease now that's uh Analise rich wife on the left of course MJ mhm on the right right it's okay just look at these little sequence of photographs at the bottom well it's the old retrade thing isn't it you know the the new model I mean Rod Stewart Business you know one gets a bit ropey around the bumpers you're get new one yeah you marry the same Oney you think you Tred it how many feel yeah okay just just R run with this IDE it's a it's a gy he just marries somebody who's young enough to be his daughter there you go now brilliant push that a bit harder push that a bit harder idea well take that the obviously the the father's where you can push it you push it he Mar his own daughter there he his daughter how that this is our inference with these pictures and the right headline we will infer that he's married his daughter you you you're looking at the guy who marries the girl who is his daughter there it could work you're serious aren't you oh yeah this is a hanging offence if it doesn't BL you we have to make it Eddie it's my duty to tell you as a senior editor this is really strong meat you put this in front of Morton it will go ballistic you will be sacked definitely you and I have gone yeah yeah cuz suicide bombs have a habit of blowing up their face think about it really how do how do we play this we distance ourselves from it and which way we get somebody else to present the story well who who well the press all right so so Peach is in on this yeah so see if we did it we we' just print it and be damned the Press Brad sheets courtesy okay give a chance to comment exactly chance comment and what is his comment likely to be well what would you do if this story came in on your desk and you were Richard more you mean mean personally well if if that story came in on my desk I I I I what it spiked yeah yes and the best way to get something spiked in the Press is prob the addit of the rack it is these These are the three pages that that Peach has has sent through sure well they're all good um that one nature of nepotism it takes it right away from too many not good and she married her mother's man you still nose Dolly P song to me no exactly I you an ideal will if I was running this but we are not running with this is just a contingency if I am sad let's just go with this keeps it in the family that's good that's the best isn't it the in the family is my choice okay all right let's do that one that b don't it so the Sunday campaign what is it right Eddie now I know you said you wanted the Camila the queen but we got such a Fant fantastic response to bulldozer Palace I think Palace for the people got to leave that I stand correct actually what I love about this this is a big kick in the face to to to Richard's Knighthood pretentions absolutely now if he has a problem with that yeah and he comes down heavily on me yeah I'll give him Camila for Queen why would as a pro Royal pce well why would you want to do that because lovely it's beautiful it plays both way an anti Royal pie no no that's it plays both ways you got camil for queen with an EXT both ways please put up with a question mark it's a queen how is that anti Royal because it's ludicrous she smokes and she hunts and she does all the wrong things it's perfectly judged it's perfectly judg no it's ruined a very very good campaign let me just throw a word at you that you might find quite useful irony let me just throw another we word that might be useful salary so come on let's get go the graphics run them both keep them there keep them ready bloody ruined it mysterious suggests that you should be back at the lady hi MJ hey Debs hey I just sent you over my mockup for tomorrow's Splash uh oh yeah got it got it and I can see Edd's not in his office uh no down in print and Graphics can't be interruped I'm afraid well I've just come back from printting Graphics I need you to go over to Eddie make sure he sees it and runs with it for tomorrow okay soon as he's back I'll get that done Che hello Leah she just [ __ ] hung up on me what Deb's hung up on me hi MJ hi Debs hey I wasn't quite done actually oh I'm so sorry wasn't quite finished oh my goodness I'm so sorry no worries um the Camila for Queen campaign yeah I speak with some Authority when I say scrap it all right doie send that message over to Eddie as well and go over to him right now and tell him to look at my front page and run it Okie doie I mean obviously I mean he did say don't interrupt him now and I can't cuz you know but the second literally it's on okay I understand what he told you I heard you when you told me that uhhuh I don't give a [ __ ] okie dokie just Trot on over okay right all right then mate we'll do all right I'm going to watch you you going to watch me walk over yeah okay forgot 12 jar great okay Leah uh we're going to watch Deb's walk oh yes she Rises the lovely Debs such Grace and take a right good girl wonderful so here's the final print out using reader's suggestions we keep the facad for the nostalgic there's still quite a lot of that the rest of the building will be done by Richard Rogers uh we've got swimming pools libraries all that kind of thing walking areas in the middle we've got a courtyard for you know pop concerts the usual stuff possibly used part of it for the Olympics and of course eventually of people's Palace and all of it will be paid by the Royal households income over the course of no more than two years okay lovely okay now listen what I'm going to say now is not to leave this room all right now this we going to play this Palace for the people go straight to the chairman for his approval if he drags me over to cons for that we send him Camila for Queen okay which we're going to sell to me as a pro monchy which plays beautifully both ways okay now if I still gets sack keeps it on the F it goes to Peach he will then send it to the chairman for his approval as a threat and what about this MJ's P oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I completely forgot about it you read it yet yes you like it yes I think it's great Edd's not running it what are you talking no he's running Tamila for Queen which is in the worst worst possible taste let me uh-huh there's nothing I can do he won't take my phone calls he won't he's over in printting graphics he's been there for like 2 hours he won't [ __ ] call me back okay no okay okay okay so what we do is we send MJ's piece to the chairman for his approval at the last minut we'll swap it for p people which should still go to the princes okay keeps it in the family goes to Peach will then send on to the chairman and we've got Camila Fen for next weekend if he want it very good now have you got all that sounds good the only way I'm I'm going to make any difference at all with Sunday's Edition is if you get me in there you have till 5 well just go right in well there's absolutely nothing I can do he won't take my phone calls so you can just kiss the KN Hood goodbye and Lady Morton and all that so you have till five I hear you okay good love you I love you too bye you sack of [ __ ] oh come and have a look the rag have made their choice have that ready to forward to Morton should we need to all right darling hang on there's more coming through pal for the people what's that oh no it says Sunday campign why we getting a bunch of [ __ ] it's a mistake bit and there is more ailla for Queen it's ridiculous what about this it's MJ what's she up the lady's turn she's backing more than 100% print that one out I need to read it okie dokie Royal pardon requested by the rag Leo what are you doing with photographs um I'm hand carrying them in with the breakables there you go so you're going to be able to get all of this done yes I think I'll get a jolly good reaction Felix I've always thought of you as a genius and if it wasn't for your personal habits I'd even offer you a job the Richard Rogers element is inspired and the the people's pool is the master stroke so Peach what did you think of Camila thequeen Oh I thought that was truly a piece of Wonder great if you could collect all that sarcasm dripping from your voice you can make a lake out of it you're so fabulous hey it's me mhm hi I've got this other idea of making her governor general of uh New Zealand what do you think that's right darling ship her out to the colonies where she's belongs I thought MJ's pece had legs yes listen D I've been I've been I've been thinking it's half past 2 Friday afternoon and I'm still here I don't think anything is going to happen I think we were just got so stoned last night we just went a bit mad right yeah it's ready to send mhm it's ready to go do it now all right I'm sending it right now love you I love you too nothing's happened I'm still here I I don't think anything is going to happen okay yeah do whatever you need to do as long as you do everything I'm I need you to do I think we should just stand it down the truth is I [ __ ] his wife she got pissed off Perfectly Natural you'll get me organized up and running organize your stuff yeah that's the bottom of the we cartoon hang and also he's going to call you back I'm going to call you back you're getting cold feet just like you always do you're' becoming the old wuss you've always been no I think we are completely overreacting overreacting to what you haven't even done anything yet I think you should send it send it it is a great plan I think we should send it anyway he deserves the in you need to remain on top this is way of appear here this is what I did last night I me it's not s what this this is [ __ ] Sly send it to him now just [ __ ] send it now seend I [ __ ] believe this defin you take all the time you need [Music] [Music] leave [Music] thank [Music] you if you can keep a look out I'm going to hide down the coffee dog yeah he's gone he's gone just listen got you got this she's a place she's place it's an old Fleet Street thing when the editor get sacked they pound unbelievable she's a place she is in are you sure you want to go through with this send it keep it in the family yeah come on inserch okay going now going going going going going gone excellent Leah yeah just put everything of Eddie's quickly into a box mark it Eddie all right hello sir get me the editor the editor yeah um one moment [Music] hello hi MJ uh the chief your father husband is on the phone put in through please okay Hello darling who's this it's me MJ no I'm I'm I'm looking for Eddie MJ's on the phone got over thing do you reckon that was it hello just put the chief through to MJ Lely thanks bye Chief's on the line hello good Chief's on the line she on the line looking at us she's coming MJ get home right now what I need Eddie what do you mean find me [ __ ] Eddie now I need him no I don't I'll see you later yes [Music] oh getting the next in a bit of a Twist now uh Leah stop just what she doing hold up hold on hold on just stop where where's morph uh he's waiting for you in reception thank you can I go home yes go home she's coming she's com get back in she's coming out [Music] you're all right doll off shopping no I'm not shopping morph morph will you come upstairs with me yeah she's he's back it's Richard it's Richard you're the man it's him he's calling answer it no yeah let him uh Debs yeah now leave it for a bit Deb come with me if Richard um call don't put him through what do I do you let him screw yeah how long for I mean you can't shout at me like I'm a small child it's for me it's for you what is just SP around to calm you down will'll take away the little bit of pain oh Jesus that is life help me I think I'm Eddie thank God hello Richard how are you I'm going to call him and I'm going to say you choose wife or editor he can't treat me like that you be quiet now okay I'm putting him on the speaker are you near your screen I am yeah I'm looking at it as we speak I put it on mute you can talk you can talk what am I going to do you know the rules you made them up remind me if it's well it's false you tell them to print and be damned and you see them in the high court and then um holy [ __ ] and then get our lawyers to remind that we've got very very Deep Pockets what's happened theyve got a picture of me and for his pict are you in the paper and they're saying that like I married my father such a load of crap if it's true well if it's true then you um still telling to print and be down to we zo in the high court oh look at that look and then remind their editor that we know where the bodies are buried they're just going to destroy him that's what they're trying to do destroy him no they can't get away with it it'll never go to print never Rich you still there better stop looking for the bodies for [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] ch [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] just get rid of that all right how are you gorgeous do that Eddie how you doing Eddie most pictures are singing off the wire man you got to have a look pretty bring him into the boardroom seven quick decisions that's rid buy you we don't know what you're going to run or how much Eddie I have a dozen rep saking out my family home and tough par well you know who they call you Eddie the independent are off you for comment okay we are a fortress don't say anything no D 8 million messages okay well just give me a minute yeah okay for for did you know morning all do we do we still have an editor I am still your editor I'm back in business all right now listen here I've had a chat with Richard and I've told him to stay in his Penthouse don't open the curtains don't pick up the telephone lie or deny say nothing okay the only statements on this story are going to come out of this room time what does anybody want to know come did he know that he was married to his own we all know he knew didn't the begin have you not seen any of the over the weekend face Shing his own daughter for well this is true of course I'll tell you I'll tell you the truth the story is this okay if you just let me did he know that he was married to his own [Music] daughter he's always known I mean when he met her first time he shagged her did he know she was his daughter if I could get inside your mind i' give a [ __ ] good clean that's the first thing I do of course see you let me just tell you the story okay him and his first wife had an illegitimate child before they were married child was taken to America brought up there she came back they got married he inherited a huge vast Global media corporation which you all know yes yes when she grew up out of either curiosity or guilt he wanted to find her he found her and fell in love with herang he fell in love with her he didn't want that to happen he fell in love with somebody who's completely inappropriate he can't dictate what is in your heart now our take on this our spin on this is to take the the Yoke of victimhood off MJ and put it on to Richard Morton we do this by saying not only has this man lost a wife whom he loved very much he has also lost a daughter whom he loved very much indeed this is a double tragedy and this is what we are going to focus on with the same every other paper is out there trying to knock Richard they're saying he's a dirty we build up the sympathy for Mor we talk about the loss of a wife we talk about the loss of a daughter try of course to keep the two ideas apart as much as possible the truth about all this we are not going to print so it's absolutely irrelevant exactly okay now with an bit tomorrow Richard sent the pictures down I he's G them to you are we talking about a black he sent some photographs which I think you've got yeah these are the photographs that Richard once put out very nice one of MJ what are these These are the photographs taken by morph when our body was discovered [ __ ] sake Jesus Christ you she's had her lips done dead no it's a lovely shot it's a really it's a really lovely shot yeah that's your front page it's very powerful you know look better dead didn't he you know you managed to get that sort sleep death thing okay so now we have a paper to run come on who are we going to get this [Music] week can't see the sun no more but that don't mean I'm chilling my body is heating up and all is what I'm feeling if I don't get up out of here I just might lose my head in here got to take myself somewhere I got to burn it all breathe in breathe out it's about to get high I feeling now it's about to get hot so keep your eyes on your man cuz this good is feeling bad all this need is crazy and I like it on me it's about to get hot it's about to get I want to pass it on I want to be contagious everyone's feel feeling it so hot it could be dangerous all my people up in here we're going to lose our head in here top to bottom everywhere we're going to burn it all it's about to get high about to get I'm feeling it's about to get high so keep your eyes on your cuz this good is feeling bad all this he is crazy and I like it on Brea in Brea breathe in Brea Brea [Music] [Music] Brea little secret [Music] dirty little secret dirty little [Music] secret secret dirty little secret Dirty Little [Music] [Music] Secret I be your dirty little secret I want to be don't want to be your little [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]