obviously each candidate was going to have their goals and strategies for KLA Harris it was going to be quite a needle to thread she really wants to make sure that Americans know her backstory walk away understanding her policy stances make sure she needles Donald Trump gets him to lash out expose the flaws that she sees in him States calm be ready for all attack she got like two minutes is there anything else there are some people who are worried that she might be overpreparing really after doing all that you know Trump was encouraged to take a simpler approach they expect some goating remarks from Harris they have stressed to him over and over again do not respond if you're going to respond at all to use facial expressions not to actually go out there and say anything Kamas say everything some say nothing but here's what you do uh Mr former president if Kamala says something that surprises you you just go and if comma says something that makes you angry you just go and if commala says something that makes you feel sexy time you go oh [Applause] yeah so those were the goals both candidates have now entered the arena Biden and Trump did not greet each other and kamla oh wait she go she went for the handshake ladies and gentlemen what an incredible display of the awkward tension that happens when your son is dating a biracial girl and you meet her parents for the first time do I kicha as per tradition in American politics the first question is always asked by the most handsome person in a 10 to 15 mile radius when it comes to the economy do you believe Americans are better off than they were four years ago ooh first [Applause] yaza oh yeah second answer the question Mr Vice President I imagine and have actually a plan to build what I call an opportunity economy my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to Startup small businesses I intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 holy we're all millionaires oh my God Donald your response to the question is the economy better now than it was four years ago we have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails from mental institutions and insane asylums they're dangerous they're at the highest level of criminality they are taking over the towns they're taking over buildings they're going in violently ladies and gentlemen I just want to say after surviving the PTSD of the last presidential debate how unbelievably refreshing it is to go back to the same old nobody's gonna answer any questions this is unbelievable we're back America is back yeah you ask them a question they just turn the tide and answer whatever they want to answer and now that we're returning to the C shs the standards of American political theater I think it's only fair if someone would do the honors of the first baseless ad hominum she's a Marxist everybody knows she's a Marxist her father's a Marxist professor in economics and he taught her well but when you look at what she's done to our country oh she's about to be like mother let's just do this I'm going to boom boom she's about to a Marxist she's about to open up a can of ass capital on Donald Trump [Applause]