A Gun, a Car, a Blonde (1997) Billy Bob Thornton & John Ritter ¦ HD 1080p

[Music] m [Music] a [Music] he [Music] so who's the blonde H she's one of the chicks that hangs around here she's chive crazy this isn't mine mine was bourbon well sure it is you saw me pour it give me a fresh drink anything you say listen to that piano feel feel those vibrations you don't get your kicks out of this do you I can live without it why do you stay here I don't know I bet I know you're lonely in a big city oh you don't have to go into a routine with me I like good company [Music] too say there's some people there I want couldn't get out of here all right let's go hey how's it going great you need anything how about new spinal cord all right I go to the spinal cord store first thing in the [Music] morning should we try the method on method I just [Music] jok God I really hate that stuff makes me feel like I'm trapped inside a giant marshmallow that doesn't really make the pain go away you know it's still in there with me inside the marshmallow put that thing away my blood pressure is just fine what would you say if I said I wanted to kiss you I wouldn't say nothing how come you're still up I have trouble sleeping when I know that you're not um you need to go party Bobby I'm going to fire you if you don't quit using that goddamn baby talk I just don't want to clean up after your filthy ass in the morning and give it to me breakfast is ready I'm not really hungry now we got to keep that strength up Richard Richard Adella is late again so I had to make breakfast now I'm going to be late for work she's late so I'm late oh why so Blum this morning Richard I wasn't aware of being particularly glum well you know what I said if you don't get bitter you have a chance to get better I'm not bitter hello morning Adella not to worry Adella I took care of breakfast myself oh I'm so sorry it's she wake up this morning and she be sick in in her stomach is she okay now oh yeah she's fine now she's watching cartoons oh wouldn't it be nice to lie in bed and watch cartoons all day would you like some more coffee Richard Adella no oh [ __ ] I'm going to be late from work what do you think Richard too much titty oh peep I'm your brother what difference does that make Adella what do you think too much titty yes too much oh well have a good day you too thanks for making breakfast well you took care of me when I was growing up and now I'm going to take care of you there's a ton of clothes to be washed adill okay hey Bobby what do you think too much titty [Music] know what did you say this is called Kombucha Tea kombucha is kind of like a mushroom been around thousands of years I got a buddy who's got Aid started drinking it last year now he feels twice as good and he beats me at tennis cheers what good God Duncan I had the strange urged dance excuse me yeah this Duncan go ahead Dr Zuckerman how's te oh great listen I uh may have found one down in Long Beach I got an appointment take a look at it at 4:00 I was going to call you right after okay all right talk to you then bye what are you working on I'm looking for a 59 Cadillac for this Israeli Dennis and Sherman Oaks hey I got a picture of it right here that is a car Dr Zuckerman said when he was a kid grown up in the Kuts he saw a picture in a magazine been dreaming about it ever since Duncan only you would have a job of finding Cadillacs for dentists so why don't you come down to Long Beach with me we'll take the caddy out for a test spin we'll cruise down PCH crank down the windows crank up the radio be just like the old days not exactly just like but come on Richard you're becoming a damn hermit hey got some Chinese food got some egg rolls and spare ribs and egg fu young Mugu guy pan sizzling beef with black bean sauce got it from that new place down on Sunset no thanks Bobby I already ate I was just telling Richard he needs to start getting out of the house more more he don't ever get out you know Mr spragins has got more important things to do like like laying in bed and watching those old black and white movies on cable 24 hours a day oh hey you sure don't want something I mean this is the finally see this side of Shanghai maybe later all right your fortune cookie poor guy all he wants to do is open a Chinese restaurant instead he's stuck lugging my pitiful bag of bones around You Know Rich I've been checking it out I found this wheelchair basketball now look don't rag on me I don't want to play basketball with a bunch of gimps so how's peep pep peep is peep oh sorry to hear that she's got her good points yeah she's got two good points if you're a boobman Duncan she's my sister my only living relative don't think she don't know that what's that supposed to mean come on Richard she never had any particular use for you or anybody else for that matter and now suddenly you get sick and she's your best pal she's trying to take care of me what's wrong with that Richard Bobby and Adela take care of you not her all I know is this place sure beats that dinky little apartment she had in Culver City also also what come on Duncan you've had spinal cancer man you're in remission and you and I both know you're going to stay that way but I'm not sure peep does and like you said she's your own only living relative what you think she's waiting for me to die you got a lot of stuff man I mean this place your tire business you got a little money in the bank and you and I both know peep is very into stuff she's a kind of person stuff was created for the queen of stuff well that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of hey B what's wrong tell Bobby I need my medicine Bobby Bobby oh [Music] jeez man this dude's always got to be the center of attention that's right holler if you need anything greetings from the marshmallow what's it like the pain sometimes it's like my spine's been replaced by a red hot poker and other times it's like this Maniac is slicing my legs with a razor blade but I thought you weren't supposed to have any feeling in your legs only pain what did the doctor say take more drugs the damn doctor that's all they know where would they be without their [ __ ] scalpers or prescription pads I know where I'd be dead Rich there are new ways of dealing with pain hypnosis biof feedback oh dcan I'm not in the mood for your new age [ __ ] it's not [ __ ] and it's not new it's all up here man everything's up here the Ancients knew that you're going to be laid for your appointment [ __ ] my appointment you remember what Milton said don't you Milton who Milton Burl Milton John Milton the mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of Hell or a hell of heaven I'm reading this new book what is it this week Guardian Angels oramas alien abductions objectification therapy could you hand me my cigarettes it's a way to escape suffering physical mental spiritual whatever it's very simple really all you do is objectify yourself you're not you anymore you're somebody else somebody minus the suffering that's so simple I have no idea what the [ __ ] you're talking about I'm talking about a deep form of fantasy sort of like self hypnosis say you know I like tennis so I just say you're at Wimbleton playing tennis the finals you're playing Bjorn Borg Borg's pretty old you can probably beat him now and I imagine the Green Grass Court and the crowd and the Queen and then I IM no I live every point every stroke the forehand the lobs the smashes oh Duncan you're you're talking about daydreaming no no no you got to go deeper than that you're not yourself anymore you're somebody else okay I'll try it you're an Israeli dentist in Sherman Oaks you finally have her in the chair give her a whiff of the Laughing Gas she goes limp you go hard you turn everything into a joke it is a joke Duncan didn't you know that a huge gasly [Music] joke hello slick hello Manning I thought I had it but ran second too bad it's Thomas all right what' you find on him usual stuff wallet around 50 bucks medium price watch [Music] [Applause] it's lck Davis reporting oh it is I was told of his love calling I was afraid you wouldn't talk to me if I gave my right name did I apologize for last night but I suppose I'll have to forgive I won't think I'm really forgiven unless you let me make up for it tonight tonight great doll I'll call for you early we'll d dance maybe we'll even look at the Moon know you're private eye you're a private [Music] eye you're a private eye your name is Rick Stone pick you out the so I'm just a figurehead Ain Rick Stone your name is Rick Stone Rick Stone your name [Music] [Music] isick I want God please [Music] stop May IET LS of people I'm a popular man [Music] [Music] [Music] there you are I have got something to show you now I us think garage Sals are a big waste of time I mean who wants to buy somebody else's junk right but I think I hit the jackpot ah looks like we got a new neighbor yeah looks like it I saw a moving van there yesterday I knew that place was going to rent soon it's such a cool little house she kind of pretty don't you think I mean in a bimbo kind of a way let's go see my surprise Richard [Music] okay okay now Richard kind of early in the day don't you think Richard what oh come on you stink of it Fe this is my house and my B bring it in put it on the sofa this is my present to you Richard I hope you like it see see the resemblance between her and me oh yes yeah okay now let's see where we going to hang where are we going to hang how about there peep there's already a picture right there oh but that is so tacky and you know she was a her addict now this this is a fireplace pancake you hold it I'll go get a handmer on some Nails man don't look at me like that all I did was bring the damn thing in from the car [Music] you Rick [Music] Stone you Rick Stone private eye there's a soft knock at the door reek there's a someone here to see you tell him I'm busy tell him to make an [Music] appointment I'm not a him so I see it's okay bunny I'm Jade norle Rick Stone how much do you make in a month Mr Stone whatever it is I'll pay you that per day trouble my name is Jade Norfleet you know the smart move throw her out the door bodily if necessary but you've always been a stone sucker for long legs and disdainful eyes why don't you sit down Miss norlake I'm a Mrs Mrs Norfleet okay Mrs Norfleet why don't you sit down and tell me what your problem is you think there ought to be a legal limit on the length of legs you think the gam Squad ought to drop the hook on Mrs Norfleet toss her in the cooler and throw away the key my problem is someone's trying to kill me that's interesting what makes you think that oh a silly trifling thing I'm probably just paranoid well we can never be too careful these days Mrs nor flet what [Music] happened a man tried to strangle me to death I see someone you know I'm not sure the room was dark it was Tuesday night I was tired and I'd gone to bed early I was having a dream what were you dreaming I was dreaming I was sunbathing in my backyard I was putting on suntan lotion I knew someone was watching me I didn't know who he was or where he was I just knew that he was there and that I wanted him to watch I wanted him to watch more than anything then what happened then I woke up he was on top of me choking me what did you do I tried to rip his face off I think I did a pretty good job of it too he screamed and ran out of the room you call the police of course they took their own sweet time in getting there the badly dressed detective showed up poked around a little said he saw no signs of forced entry drank two cups of my coffee and then asked me out for a drink I don't think he believed me why should I believe you but why would I lie so where was Mr Norfleet when you were being strangled well in his grave I hope that is where I laid him to rest last year Mr Stone he was only 63 what happened it was the old story hot tub young bimbo heart attack stop I'm going to start blubbering now let's examine the possibilities either this is the random act of a Madman yes or someone has a particular reason want you dead any angry boyfriends past or present I leave him smiling Mr Stone you'd make a bet on that can you think of anyone who would benefit from your death no no one what's your financial status Rich I'm afraid Mr noret left me a rather nasty amount of money it's um a bit embarrassing but there it is and if you croak who gets the D well m M I suppose M my sister she's my only living relative but you can forget about M why as I said she's my sister we're very close so Mr Stone will you throw your cloak across the mud puddle for me will you rescue this Damsel in Distress why me there's a thousand dicks in the Screwed Up City your reputation preceded you what reputation's that Please Mr Stone praise to the face is open disgrace as my mother used to say let's just say I heard you know what you're doing and that you're on the Square why the hesitation don't you like me Mr Stone can it sweetheart sure I'd like to take a roll in the hay with you the guy would have to be dead or paralyzed not to but lyan's got nothing to do with it one way or another I'll take your case first thing I had to do is take a little look see at the crime scene you mean my bed what's your address 511 Amhurst that's in Brentwood I'll be there at 3:00 this afternoon but I want you to keep one thing in mind what I ain't your night and shineing tinfoil I'm in this strictly for the dough [Music] [Music] she must have really done a number on you [Music] [Music] Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby's not here I sent him down to Georgina's to pick up dinner your favorite restaurant to Georgina's aren't you dressed yet for what didn't I tell you peep oh oh for Christ's sake Richard I'm your sister it's not like you've never seen my legs before okay okay okay anyhow I met this guy down at the office his name is Sid Bundy I've invited him over for dinner better he's got this really big case down at our office so you'll be nice he's going to be worth a pot full of money one of these days especially with me helping his case along you know I may only be a secretary but I am a very smart secretary Richard please I really like this guy I am so tired of fighting it out out there on my own and after what happened with you and Deborah I know you understand adella's already cooked dinner no none of adella's Mexican food for Sid he's too special Bobby and I like adella's cooking plus it's the only thing he'll eat out of that damn Chinese food you know he better be careful or his eyes are going to slant and then we'll have to call call him the black chinan anyhow I gave Bobby the night off I wanted to take care of me all by my lonesome do I have to be there it's good for you to meet new people and seeing is how you refuse to go out and socialize I'm doing you a favor by bringing the company to you I really like this guy I need that Big Brother's seal of approval yeah right well you better get rid of that for Bear what a shame I had to let him go well saor be as they say and you know you're right it's better to be safe than sorry where is that Bobby anyhow he is so unreliable you really should think about firing him Richard well I mean now that I'm here I really see no need for him you know we could get one of those chairlift Gizmo things for the staircase I'd be willing to quit my job I could just take care of whatever needs take Tak care of around here would it be nice to have me around 24 hours a day where you going Richard listen I thought you could wear that blue suit with the blue tie you look so nice in [Music] that you're driving your 59 Cadillac driving driving driving down a sunny rotten Street in the city of of angles towards Brentwood towards 3:00 towards the mysterious Mrs Norfleet that's a good one well pelp honey you just didn't tell me what a good cook you were well it's nice that you appreciate it Sid peep spend a lot of time making this meal didn't you say peep mm when um Richard was a little boy he couldn't say Penelope he could only say Peep and it kind of stuck well I'm just learning new things about this little darling every day not only are you a great little cook but you're a hell of a little decorator too yeah that's pretty nice piece of artwork you got hanging over there Richard must be worth a tidy little bundle I know about these things you know back in the old days I live downtown with all the artsy folk you know are we you ready for dessert dessert too t Su PE was up all night making it well I guess I'm going to have to make a little more room then my goodness Richard that's a hell of a little woman you got Ting after you there you're a lucky guy now how'd you get everything and me nothing that's what I like well now that's not true Sid you've got that big case down at the office you're going to make a lot of money honey why don't you tell Richard all about it while I get dessert all right baby well Richard I was tending bar over this fancy hotel in Beverly Hills maybe you know the place being a fancy guy yourself the Beverly Corinthian uh sorry I don't believe I do it's one of those fruitree places that caters mostly to the very rich European clientele nice enough folks when you get down to it but not much in the tip Department though so oh here you go Chief let me get you some and U I told them when they first hired me several years back that I couldn't lift anything on to count of I got me this bad back right and one day the little Mexican fell that uh stocks the bar for me he took sick well lilan that's the manager of the place and she's one of them women that thinks knows everything you know well she told me to go out back and get a case of beer cuz we're running low well I said I couldn't on account of my back but Lily she don't care about anybody but herself you know the type I guess I could say that I do yes yeah we all do don't we I know lilan responded with the case of beer or my job well I'll be goddamned if I didn't injure my back so bad that I can't be on my feet over 5 or 10 minutes without hollering like a stuck pig well the pain got so goddamn bad that I had to quit now I was in that job for 3 years and not once was I ever late or insulting to those Hoy toy clients that got over there it wouldn't piss on you if he's on fire but I tell you what I'm going to tear them your assho well like I said said the hotel's the best place that could have happened they carry big insurance policies just a gold mine waiting to be mine I say oh here you go here we go there we go I I just love blue ties don't you Richard I um so said U where are you working for now until people helps you m that old M actually I'm kind of between jobs right now I understand you're in the retread Tire business that's right retread tires Kind of a Funny fate for an English major well must be pretty lucrative from looks of things around here Richard bought a struggling business and he made it lucrative he's always had the Golden Touch you know I'm almost glad that Richard doesn't have to go down there and work every day it's in a perfectly Dreadful part of town south central you know what going into a neighborhood like that don't even make me bad an eyelash you know why that's why right there that's why so Sid do you have a permit for that do I have a permit Richard son that is a permit it's a permit for walking the streets and being afraid of nobody God damn is that earthquake or something [ __ ] no he's just having a muscle spasm poor thing what muscle spasm sit down finish your dessert it's good huh you know Richard you can call me stupid but uh there's something I just don't quite understand you got dealing thereon night with your leg and all I thought you were paralyzed oh I am that was just a involuntary muscle spasm actually it's a good thing it keeps the muscles in my legs from atrophy withering away two watch you got a good attitude about it all that's a know life gives you a lemon and you just make lemonade out of it that's your philosophy isn't it you're a perceptive man said thank you it's a gift my mother's got that perception deal too God damn like that how do you like to have a peace with that huh you know uh Richard uh just between you and me you know kind of manto man does the old Plumbing still work okay you know I'm not stepping on your toes herma well if you did said I wouldn't feel it yeah oh I did it that's a good one yes sir you wouldn't feel it yeah sh find 511 ammer [Music] you think it looks kind of modest for the house of a nastily rich young [Music] Widow but you're just a low rent flatfoot with whiskey breath holes in his socks what do you know about the rich [Music] you hear it that little voice yapping inside your head hey Rick yeah you you big [ __ ] turn around and run like hell and like always being the big [ __ ] you are you tell the yappy voice to buzz off [Music] [Music] [Music] you left your front door opens so I just walked right in of course whoever tried to put the big squeeze on your neck Tuesday night could have just walked right in too how careless for me perhaps I have a Death Wish hello again Mr Stone her hand is hot and slippery as an eel with oil you hate the idea of letting it [Music] go well Mrs Norfleet it looks like you got your own little private Garden of eaten in here lacking only an atom the scene of the crime no sign of force entry you said no did you lock the door that night yes anyone else have the key no no one except M of course your sister yes after I suffered my tragic loss she was kind enough to move in here with me and help me through my grief what about oh so did you live here with the late Mr norle no we had a very vulgar mansion in Bair but after the tragedy I sold the house and moved here too many memories you know just couldn't stand looking at that hot tub huh boys will be boys Mr Stone now won't they not me I like to be a girl I find that difficult to believe want to see my garter belt I'd love to now who Could That Be one way to find [Music] out now this is a real work of art my sister M gave it to me Mr stone I'd like to introduce you to the two detectives working on my case detective Petrovic and detective monk Moher how you doing monk just well Rick till you walked in you know I don't like to be called monk yeah monk I do know that Mike you know why I like this guy cuz he's a real wisy that's right and I just love wises how do you two know each other well one day lifted up a rock and monks looking up at me blinking in the sun this guy cracks me up so Mrs noret uh me and my partner's feelings are a little hurt here why'd you go hire a snooper you don't trust us with a job I'm just protecting my interests surely you can understand that well I'll be leaving now Mrs Norfleet I'll walk you to the door see around monk pickus petravic whatever now that's a real piece of woo baate you ever been to a chopsy joint called the black chinan no is this an invitation nope an idle question no I'll be in touch what's the matter seems like I'm forgetting something oh oh yeah [Music] goodbye Mrs Norfleet [Music] Goodbye Mr St you want to be better you eat you don't want to be better you want to be sick then you don't eat I want you to be better what do you want I want to hold a woman in my arms again dance with her under the stars oh Meo me the need please please your crazy friend is here to visit hey heard you not feeling too good today buddy that's the matter you ain't been drinking your Kombucha Tea your friend has a urinary infection come compliment to that sister of his peep huh yeah peep she gave me the night off the other night cuz she was having some two bit grease ball over and didn't want my black ass around then I come back and I find that she's left him sitting outside in his own goddamn pee while she's making it with the guy in here in the living room damn when I tell her what I think about her she has to fire my ass but nobody fires me but this man right here Bobby you're fired f you I quit I leave the food here for him maybe you can get him to eat more he never listens to me and I think I [ __ ] her once who Adella no peep hey you were drunk [ __ ] happens Jesus this room stinks from that stuff you got to stop smoking and drinking why why because it's bad for you it makes your blood pressure go through the roof I'm already a sick [ __ ] crippled animal or haven't you noticed dcan you got it bad today don't you I don't suppose you've heard from Deborah have you no forget about her she's done her best to forget about you she probably just got scared I would have done the same thing never in a million years dude when we were kids I was the Conqueror wasn't I yeah baseball Surfing Girls you were always numeral Uno and I hated you for it you did didn't you you bet I did [ __ ] dcan what is the point the point is for your soul to grow I feel like I'm already dead body and soul just that nobody's noticed people come back from the dead when you were dead you were dead and it's clear that I am not one of those guys who's going to walk a soul through the Pearly Gates they take crawlers buddy you actually believe that there some kind of reality after death sure I do how else do you explain those near-death experiences people have it is easy the brain is deprived of oxygen it creates chemicals oh I'll give me a break no you give me a break I've read about this when a Christian dies he sees Christ he sees Jesus when a Buddhist dies he sees Buddha an Indian sees the happy hunting grounds why does everybody see something they know and not something Universal tell me that explain it to me Duncan it's simple it's transition you experience a reality that's personal to you so you don't get Disturbed or scared so when you're dead when you really die and there's no coming back you're dead as a doornail where does the soul go then Duncan tell me it goes somewhere where I don't know but I'm sure of one thing that the soul knows when its business here is is finished when it's time to go hang on a second yeah hi this is Duncan is he in he is great yeah sir Hi listen uh my buddy and I were just sitting around talking we were kind of wondering where does the soul go when you die uh-huh who is that it's God uh-huh oh so you're talking about a Club Med kind of situation right that's and there are girls there great and they like wheelchairs sort of a lap dance kind of thing going mhm yeah we give my love to your son no no bless you [Music] on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] de oh I couldn't sleep it's too beautiful to sleep huh Richard are you okay what I just had this dream about what was it a bad dream was I in it m come on sweetie tell me it's okay I just dreamed that I was sick really really sick oh and I couldn't walk anymore and I was in pain real terrible terrible pain oh baby I'm so sorry you said I was in the dream right so you left me oh Richard that that was just a dream you know look I'm I'm here I know you are I'm always going to be here you know that don't you don't you God I love you so much I love you so much [Music] Let's Just Dance [Music] okay it's time to get up it's time to get up it's time to get up in the morning how we feeling today you look a lot better good boy now I know that today is Saturday but I've never believed in sleeping late on Saturdays because it's the best day of the week and you know why waste it although I guess now every day it's like a Saturday to you huh you know I envy you sometimes let get some fresh air in here no stuffy cave for you today big brother s is coming over he had this great idea remember we were kids used to play Monopoly that's going to be our day today you me and Sid rolling those dyes passing go trying to stay out of jail you know I'm going to send Bobby in here to have him give you a shower you've got just a Teensy wey bit of be Bobby Bobby Bobby you're still thinking about the long hard when you planted on her kisser the shocked look of a real hard number turning soft yeah you remember how the knees of her long legs quivered but then you hear that voice again it's yapping monk mower monk mower a copper who always loafs on the Shady Side of the Street close your eyes now think of a place where Wide Open Road never ends no one there's no time or space just you and a few special friends there's something up there gleaming go and it up magic it [Music] your the black chinan restaurant and racketeer here you met him 7 years ago on the Prescott case somehow doesn't matter how it all ended up on the desperate docks of Pedro the black chinan was smuggling in Chinese to work cheap in the chop sooi joints and cat houses fell in love with one of his own girls but you couldn't blow the whistle on him she was sick real sick she would have made it one night in the cooler turns out she didn't make it but a year anyway the good life can feel and you don't have to walk what's your pleasure [Music] CH behind the wheel now be there thanks [Music] I don't make him for the cream puff Crow CH but I do make him to ease the soul [Music] [Music] what do you expect to find here a guy with a clawed up face a gun with a bullet meant just for you or maybe just the meaning of life like always you'll know it when you see [Music] it well if it ain't Rick Stone this might just be your lucky day Catalina Eddie make with the feet I'm busy you're still sore about last time but uh you won't won't be want you take a gander at these little babies push off caten okay peeper you got your peep change your mind you know where to find me know that rat hole like the back of my own hand now you're starting to hurt my feelings BC wants to see you didn't know he [Music] care you like U young rck Stone happens to be one of my favorites par yourself [Music] this ain't a social call we all got a job to do s why don't you eat my Chef's got a secret ingredient in that dish which makes it simply the best you ever tasted the day I find out what it is I'll finally be able to get rid of that [Music] chunk okay what gives found at the scene of an attempted murder my client says she ain't been here so it's my hunch that whoever left it is the grease ball I'm looking for the grease ball with claw marks on his face seems the lady got him but good with her fingernails good advertising huh there's probably been 10,000 creeps that have left my joint with one of these you pick which one maybe that D who hires you has been here maybe she's setting you up to play The Chop you think about that my business you think of [Music] everything you seen our friend monk lately M yeah he's been around why just an idle question BC sorry but our little reunions going to be cut [Music] short hey [Music] Stone Fortune cooking thanks I owe you one remember yeah I remember BC was right you're looking for a needle and a 20 story Hy stack already full of dirty needles what do you have MCH make it the usual baby you're remembering that Mrs norfleet's sister's name is m [Music] [Music] [Music] you better be careful or you might fall in there and drown you're horrified by the thought happens I'm an ace swimmer got a name blue eyes Rick what about you Angel puss M and M never shows any Mercy do you [Music] do what's the matter your mom will fix you something bad for breakfast hey match phone call stay on that stool or I'll kill you [Music] another one yeah sure that one's bad news [Music] Chum got to go blue eyes give a girl a rain check sure thing [Music] D this how it [Applause] covers they never listen do they you're thinking she's day and night from the beautiful Mrs Norfleet it's only a hunch but that's all you ever have you've had cases dealing with partner against partner husband against wife but never sister against sister blood killing blood even the yappy voice is silent [Music] there was no question in Mrs norfleet's mind the attacker was a man if this m was Mrs norfleet's sister and she was trying to do her end and she had to have an accomplice [Music] [Music] it was a hunch that paid off but how all the pieces fit you still can't seem to figure for instance you're still looking for a guy with claw marks on his [Music] face it's going to be a long night but mag can be sure of [Music] that beware of blonde [Music] [Music] [Music] now really Richard there is no use wishing for what you can no longer have we all have to live with reality ah yes reality you're in my way you arrive at Mrs norfleet's 10: a.m. sharp the modest little Bungalow looks to you like the castle of a fairy princess you're turning into a sap [Music] the birds are singing like lunatics in the trees they're singing like they don't know the world is lost corrupt dirty and evil they're singing like they love life or [Music] something yeah sing you yappy Birds Rick Stone ain't falling for [Music] it for [Music] [Music] Jade Norfleet Mrs Norfleet Jade Mrs Rick Stone darling suddenly you get real sore at yourself you don't sleep with a client you dumb mug that's one of the rules the broad is getting to you no doubt about it what's her angle anyway everybody's got one in the city of angles how do you like your coffee Mr Stone black Mrs norle and I think you've earned the right to call me Rick if you'll call me jade qule yeah sure so hungry I could almost eat your right arm off yeah it's a funny thing about me I get real starving after a good roll in the hay and that's what it was to you a roll in the hay no you're right it was grass all right Mr Stone let's get down to business you said you had a report to make I went to the black [ __ ] last night ran into your sister M she was IC to the eyebrows she got a phone call on left I tailed her right into the greasy arms of Charles monk Mohler imagine monk Mohler but what could it mean well I got two versions the obvious one is that Monk and M are trying to bump you off M collects the Cabbage when you're deceased splits it with monk Monk Is the investigating officer in the case make sure it never gets solved it's clean neat and cozy always except for one thing monk doesn't have scratch marks on his face of course there could be a third party involved or the unlist version well this one involves you Mrs norle like I said you got a swell place here it just doesn't strike me as an abode of the Filthy Rich you don't have as much money as you pretend to do you Mrs Norfleet that's true my husband did suffer certain business reversals before his death a run of bad luck but I'm willing to take a wild guess that the late Mr Norfleet being the cautious and practical man he was except where hot tubs were concerned took out a large insurance policy on his young wife as a matter of fact he did a million dollars and the present beneficiary is M yes but I still don't understand where you're going with this maybe you don't or maybe you got used to living the high life with the late Mr Norfleet so you and Monk and mat decided to cook up something maybe you're planning on Faking your own murder and then you and Monk and M can split up the proceeds from the insurance three ways and maybe the reason you came to me was to make things look real good at the coroner's inquest sure judge we can't find a corpse but listen to this poor but honest Detective the dead broad comes to his office a week before she got dead saying somebody's trying to kill her meanwhile you'll be living it up in Paris under another name drinking champagne out of your cute little shoe so you really believe I would do that like I said just an idea well I have an idea too this should settle things between us Mr Stone I'm no longer in need of your [Music] services I guess there really is no such thing as a Garden of Eden is there Mr St listen Jade how would you say it just take the dough and beat it you decide to take the dough and beat it either she's the best actress in Sarah burnhard or you've just made the biggest mistake of your screwed up life [Music] as you walk toward the door you feel like you're leaving a bright slimy trail behind you like a giant Garden slug well hello hello wait a minute haven't I made your acquaintance somewhere before take a couple of belts it'll come back to you blue eyes so you tracked me down huh yeah you could say that but I was just leaving oh come on Blue Eyes I'm on my lunch break I've got an hour to kill and nobody to kill it with your lunch break so where does a Dame like you work I'm a makeup girl for the studios makeup yeah all the big stars they ask for match I bet they do m I'll just bet they [Music] do you're Rick Stone you're walking into the black [ __ ] you're looking for monk Mohler [Music] thought i' find you here monk pickle pus can it with the pickle pus crack peeper if it ain't Rick Stone so uh snooper you want to be the top hat the what the top hat Richard Richard did you want to be the top hat you know it was lucky for you last time remember yeah t well me I'm going to be the ship makes me feel kind of good you know imagining myself floating along on the White Cap surrounded by nothing but to Sea it's kind of peaceful like I guess want some more I tea baby sure huh thank you that's good there you go thanks more IC tea no nothing well you don't have to look over there anymore Richard your mysterious blonde has gone away he just give it a break would you no honest I saw the moving van over there last night when I got home from work might have seen it yourself if you got out more often might have even seen her in the flesh as they say imagine only runting a house for a month I wonder why well baby did you want to be the car if you'll run away with me in it anyhow you never know with bimbos what they're going to do isn't that right I don't need you to wheel me sorry I just was just trying to help it's too bad Richard she was one nice little thing you had prancing around across the way there I don't say that much hey Richard she's a town it makes you old Plum and tingle a she well I mean she don't you know have that cute thing going on like you or I but anyway maybe a good game of Monopoly will take your mind off of it what do you say sport rich I don't want to play [ __ ] Monopoly Richard what is wrong with you you apologize to Sid right now Sid I am oh my goodness I am so sorry sorry he's he's probably just not feeling well I want you to get the [ __ ] out of my house and I want you to take her with you rich Richard Richard please what's going on Richard listen Richard play something else we don't mind that we no of course just get the [ __ ] out of my goddamn house help you no listen remember you were not supposed to get so upset remember your high blood pressure said can this C Richard Richard how could you just throw me out I'm your sister he's my only family S I mean where would I go what would I do I gave up everything said I gave up my apartment it's going to be okay it's going to work out all right just upset oh God Richard I mean even if I wanted to how could I afford to on my pitiful little salary I mean you tell me that how you know you are selfish Richard you are so selfish what are you doing Richard what are you doing Richard answer me let's get a new place Richard I know that you don't mean this I know that that for whatever reason you're just you're just angry and and $10,000 Richard well I mean that's hardly enough you know I mean right when we were kids $1,000 was a lot of money but but now things have changed Richard Richard are you all right I'm [Music] fine it's all right baby don't worry it's going to be okay did did you see that other chck Yes baby it's going to be okay okay listen sister I think you should take the dough and beat [Music] it take the dough and beat [Music] it I seriously think this illness is beginning to affect your mind what do you think s I'd take the dough and beat it I want why you wouldn't okay Richard I'll leave but this won't be the last you hear from me you may hate me but that will not stop me from loving you come on S come I believe did he just newspaper hear [Music] this black [Music] chinan m [Music] mher so Rick can I do something for you or is it just that you're missing my pretty face just want to buy you a drink monk that's all hey Chum another one for my friend here he's up to something pickle pushes should be seen and not heard it's going to be be real funny when I rip your spine out snooper hey I'm laughing already here you go thanks buddy don't mention it pal that's real friendly of you Rick I'm a friendly Guy come on come on We're Cops we can't murder guys in public [Music] okay Charles Charles what your face Ms did a nice [Music] job you walk away you're waiting for that bullet in your back that bullet that's been looking for you your whole life doesn't come come tonight you know you got to get to a phone fast you got to warn Jade about that nutty sister of [Music] hers hello this is norle it's Rick Stone I have absolutely nothing to say shut your trap and let me do the talking you got to make with a feet doll imagine Monk got it in for you you got to get out of the house now you got a place to go uh there's a cabin in big be my husband and I used to go there weekends hop in your car and get there fast stay there till you hear from me I'm the black chinan now I just got to hello hello Mr Stone Mr Stone Rick Rick are you all right I'm fine [Music] [Music] so where's she going to Rick I ain't telling you Monk thought I might T pickle puss here if he gives me a great big [Music] kiss it's Lights Out Time Tweety Birds circling around your head X's across your eyeballs the next thing you know you're screaming [Music] so spill it paper where's the girl huh you think I'm as stupid as you look MK if I tell you you'll kill me well Ricket don't take a college degree to figure that out but do you want to die screaming or just take a nice easy bullet the side of the head do yourself a favor Rick well I can't find her anywhere monk my bimbo sister has beat it too bad don't call me monk well whatever you do to him just don't mess up those pretty blue eyes so you want to keep your peepers peeper it's your choice Rick just tell me where the girl is and I'll take you out of your misery no more pain not ever again do yourself a favor oh come on blue eyes no more pain I ain't ready to die you two bit Punk okay Rick whatever you say you pass out Oblivion City and you hug the Blackness like it's some great dark teddy bear and you don't ever want to let let that teddy bear go but you have to pickle pus hey pickle pus where's the bobsy twins they snuck off someplace private like you know making Whoopi is that what you're saying yeah that mad is one hot Rick what have they done to you nothing I couldn't take how'd you find me when monk got on the line I knew you were in trouble I immediately called the bar and got the black chinan for some reason he seems to hate Monk and like you he said this is where monk did a lot of his dirty work so don't in the car by the way I'm still mad at you lady if this is what you do for a guy you're mad at I hope you stay mad at me the rest of your life I was a choke don't hold it against me I can't hold anything against you when you hold me against you okay Mrs Norfleet we got to make with the feet we're catching on doll [Music] hold iter drop the G so Rick how does it feel to be fish bait we knew you'd come back for your man Jade you're such a sucker Matt how could you oh don't bust your girdle honey this is nothing personal that's right it's just about Moola it's matter Rick cat got your tongue they heard one wise crack I ain't wasting any more good lines on you Monk suit yourself so Rick who gets it first you or the skirt [Music] monk monk don't call me monk we're even [Music] snooper look at this this was his deal I mean he he put me up to this from the start he was selfish so selfish selfish selfish selfish selfish thank you Mrs Norfleet thank you Mr Stone [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Jade don't go away don't leave me I'll never leave [Music] you right there at the end and she finally told her first lie but she didn't hold it against [Music] her you know what nobody pulls the wool over Rick Stone's eyes the truth of the business was you were right about her all along she did have an angle her angle was she loved [Music] you you'll miss Mrs Norfleet [Music] Bobby yeah when's the last time I gave you a raise the last time you ain't never gave me no raise you got one now what for oh I just have a feeling I owe you one uhhuh don't start going soft on me white boy soft didn't get me here no I didn't my black ass did I think it went good yes the doctor says the cancer is still gone we are in remission now I made good food yes and now you eat yes now I will eat okay be up here I can wi now I know we went over all this on the phone Richard but uh since it's such a sudden change I'd like to go over it one more time go ahead all right let's see um this house and its contents are to be left to your housekeeper Adela fontz the tire Factory to go to the 27 workers presently employed there stocks to be divided up as we discussed sounds a bit communistic to me but uh um the rest of your assets and cash to go to your nurse companion Bobby Frost with the Proviso that some of it be used to open a Chinese restaurant myself and Duncan to be the executiv of the estate hope you don't mind of course not I think that about covers it you're sure this is what you want okay what about peep uh I forgot uh here it is uh your sister Penelope is to get the pain painting which was hanging over the fireplace oh well that's her that's very her H all right then uh if both of you would put your John Hancock in the space that my secretary Lila so uh efficiently marked I think that'll wrap this baby up you still doing the deed with lla old habits die hard I'll have my office send you a copy all right then I'm out of here got an appointment don't want to be late another one of your big deals some the time right I'll let you in on it and if it's anything like the last one I'll pass but what about the time before that huh I bet you're still kicking yourself I'm afraid my kicking Days Are Over d 63 Corvette Split Window Coupe ah my compliments to miss an choice but is Miss C you find it I'll buy it hey Rich I think your Will's great a little nutty but great well thank you Duncan but why now I mean you're in remission you're doing good you're not thinking about the big S now are you what sex no suicide no no I'm not thinking about that I have been trying that uh objectification therapy thing yeah has it helped yeah it's been okay actually it's been kind of cool oh damn it I keep forget I quit smoking I knew there was something different in the air today yeah quit the alcohol too way to go buddy I'm proud of you yeah I thought about it thought it was time time to move ahead there you go what do you think of that smok ring Perfection thank you hey where's Bobby and Adella adella's at the store bobb's getting the car you going to be okay till they get back oh sure you need anything you call me on a cell phone I will dcan yeah thanks see you see you [Music] [Music] [Music] a go [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] but I thought you were I told you I'd never leave you your car is outside [Music] [Music] Richard it's time to go [Music] you don't know where you're headed Heaven hell Niagara [Music] Falls it doesn't really matter because you're with her [Music] [Music] close your eyes now think of a place with the Wide Open Road never in no one there's no time or space just you and a few special friends there's something up the gleaming go ahead and pick it up is your Lu charm staff your magic one grip it firmly in your hand now a way [Music] there a gun trust your fate you're not going down when you've got a friend made of steel make a date go out on the town and see how the good life can feel and you don't have to walk not a single you're a dragonfly above thisum slep behind the wheel now near be there [Music] a you got your protection you can hold it while you sleep you've got the goods my friend you've got the spe don't blow the connection not a whisper not a peep there still something else that you need take a hand and give it a squeeze see there's no need to be understand she's not just a teas she's really just lonely like you with the wind in her hair she's an angel at your side when her eyes me yours you know how to respond fall into arms now you fin there [Music] oh