TURKS & CAICOS RECAP | Hilarious Food Reviews & Jet Cars , ATV Riding

[Music] damn tell me what's the deal you always keep [ __ ] to yourself come tell me how you what it do y'all it's K y'all already know what's going on I ain't got to tell you well maybe y'all don't because this ain't no food review now y'all know my birthday just passed and I decided to spend this birthday in turs and C it might not look better than me but when I tell y'all this island so mother beautiful talking about the water so goddamn clear you can see the dolphins [ __ ] y know I like to play as y'all tour guide so somebody asked me where I decided to stay what hotel or Resort I stayed in so I got to put y'all on now basically I'm going either guide you to or from this um you really you really never really know where to stay at because if you never been it's hard to tell off the pictures cuz I'm telling yall pictures are the season now the first Resort cuz I said first I stayed at more than one of them uh I de I decided to stay at CoCo Resort COC co coco okay and when you get there they greet you with a drink I'm some about they give you your own alcohol you pour it inside of your drink choose your own amount of troubles bit must admit I can't lie the [ __ ] was delicious as I said okay get your drunk on the walkin but honestly y'all don't drank it too fast that [ __ ] had you sit in your Resort for the first day up yeah stop playing fit check somebody tag Rihanna and tell them to fit f need to sponsor me now let me show y'all around this Resort so y'all can get the feel of it now would I honestly advise anyone to stay here only if you don't plan on being on your at your Resort that much now it looks beautiful on the outside they got a nice ass pool out there you know what I'm saying you go to the side over there they got a couple of restaurants on the side I think they got like maybe it's two restaurants or maybe it's one restaurant that uh you can sit inside or outside but I never ate at the restaurant so I can't tell you how the food tastes I was never at my Resort for over I only went back to the resort the F now they got a lot of outside areas apparently you go up some steps you going to find another little I don't know if that's a restaurant or just like a little patio area for you to sit I don't see no damn waiters up there so I really wouldn't understand what that mother there come with just sold separately you got to come with your own now honestly though y'all when I was looking at the outside I was thinking like the inside of my resort was going to be beautiful you feel me especially from the pictures that I seen they tricked a they tricked me I ain't going to lie but I'm not going to dog it completely out because it wasn't too bad to me you know what I'm saying like I ain't really no picky ass they had some ugly beat up ass cars in front of my Resort it's basically like your own apartment so they made somebody come pull they goddamn car with three Donuts off my [ __ ] apartment's land [ __ ] but like I said I'm not going to dog the out I'm just going to dog it a little out uh when I walked inside of my Resort I want to say I appreciate them for at least uh setting it up with some happy birthday [ __ ] that look real $4 not even $44 little [ __ ] look 4 Cent is like I said y'all I'm not going to die the I mean it was all right I mean it was just like a little ass uh it look like one of my auntie Apartments [ __ ] you can't even me here the jumping jack and that mother hold all right y'all this is the this is literally all that Resort has to offer now I ended up staying there for a couple of days but I ended up extending my trip so I chose another resort to extend it on this Resort right here was called La Vista aou I ain't going to lie y I don't remember how much Neither One of These Hoes cost because I wasn't checking the price something be wrong with me sometimes I swipe that card and don't care what Bill like I do to be honest I feel like at this point rent need to pay me why the I paying you to St well never mind let me Shut cuz what I was going to say was going to make my name liqu sense but anyway ways this Resort right here was It was kind of nicer to me it was uh it was nicer I'm going be real it was like a uh felt like I was at door house it's like this one right here give more of resort to me you know what I'm saying they got a lot of stuff to offer here they got this little area right here where it look like getting married I said okay now it's a beautiful view everywhere you know what I'm saying and um it's like make sure you park in the back where the uh reception de set if you didn't book it on Airbnb now if you book it on Airbnb it's going to be self checkin but if it's not self checkin then you know what I'm saying you got to walk all the way down or just Park literally on that side now this one got a gam and everything so it was giv more of a resort SL hotel/ amenities and I like how when you walk inside of the hotel it looks more like a like the the resort looks more like a studio apartment I like this right here it gave me a better Vibe it gave me a more comfortable Vibe a nice survive more I ain't going to even say elegant cuz I wasn't even looking for elegant I was just looking for somewhat a mother lay my bed lay my lay my head and wash my ass cuz I really go on vacation and I don't be sitting at my Resort the whole time could have did that at the house they did have a nice pool that I could just walked right out my hotel and get right in I like that now if you don't want to miss or skip a beat on where I stayed what I ate where I um went like my excursions make sure you go subscribe to my YouTube channel follow me on Instagram and follow and like my support page on Facebook and you won't miss a beat I mean I showed y everywhere I ate everything I did down to the the car skis the goddamn the the ATV riding and just everything so make sure y'all go like subscribe and comment on my YouTube videos and I need y'all advice where should I go next [Music] what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review now y'all I know I've been gone for a minute but it was my birthday and I was on vacation and every year I like to take a trip for my birthday and this year I decided to go to Turks and caos cuz I never been before I'm trying to tell y'all I brought the baddest on the island I don't give y'all said by my she using you for money what if I'm using her for ass all right we even and to be honest y'all she got her own money and if she ever fall off she might now I can bring her back up right ain't nothing wrong with it right that's what the some of y'all problems is what y'all think I just go for some broke ass this ain't build a B I ain't trying to build but anyways yeah fit check fit check make your [ __ ] sweat we had decided to rock our Kanye and honestly y'all as I was putting it on them big ass pain I kind of was doubting this is one of them brands well it ain't it ain't really what you wear is how you wear it and if you ask me you know what I'm saying the velocity of the Rick Owens and and and and how everything went together it was literally perfect we look good I look good I know I look good and depending on how you wear it your ass going to look homeless but if you was to throw a little some some of little spazz in it you will look good if you from Turks or you ever been a Turks you already know I'm at the K Shack and I'mma tell you now the KT Shack is a must you got to go here this is probably my favorite restaurant it really is y'all it's my favorite restaurant and I'm going to tell y'all why and it's not solely because of the food it's because of everything that the restaurant offers everything that it come with plus everybody knew me there like the workers and they made the experience so good for me now I'm going to be honest y'all we did not know this was no kids restaurant if it was I would have told T High I mean we walked in we seen 36 kids I said well [ __ ] now I thought this was one of the restaurants where um you had not had no kids running around this but I realized Turks is a place where people bring their family bring their kids for a beautiful vacation now let's get into the [ __ ] Shack and the amenities that it come with now honestly I don't know if they do this every night but I decided to come on the most perfect night ever y'all that was up in that danc and they had the little hand drums and [ __ ] I was so tempted to get in between that mother and I like how he was so diverse y'all I seen 45 white in TW workk and I said well go ahead on shake your crab and P before anybody say something to me I like I just told y'all we did not know it was no kids there if we did I would have told T to put her whole ass up hold just ass just out we ain't know but anyways y'all it was a fun time I mean soon as you walk in it's a good ass little time they got a little Soul Train you know I had to walk down that mother that boy say a twostep stop playing I'm trying to see what that [ __ ] be like too I just want to apologize to all the parents that in up T had a whole ass it but it was the beach what if she had a war bikini it was like you know sometimes ass is going to be out she didn't throw it now if she had to threw that mother would have been a problem but but but I I really like how she matched my flly she so she's so cute it's just I like how she do that not that saying that now one of my other was dusted but I'm just saying she anyways as you can see the velocity of the diversity was there I see orange black and blue people cuz I tell you the truth as hot as it was down there mother when nobody white everybody came down there mother and left with a t I'm talking about godamn them damn white folk was down there cooking I said well [ __ ] the mother skin is bleeding now honestly I did not know I had not na mother supporter that lived or was from Turks it had me so excited thank y'all for actually supporting me again y'all it is kidfriendly they got a be Beach like like I sat right by the beach so I seen all the kids playing and and and it was a beautiful sight to see now let's get into the menu y'all know I don't like no wide ass menu no big back fat back ass menu I just like a simple ass little menu this goddamn pamphlet this mother brochure of food y'all know I don't be having time for the menus they got too much on them but I mean that's why when the when the worker came I end up asking bab what I get but before we get into what I got let me take y'all down memory L y'all remember that CCH episode on SpongeBob when they had got lost in the wilderness or some type of [ __ ] and the goddamn cunch they kept on pulling the string asking that can squibber have something to eat can squibber have something to eat that said no and I tell you I used to love SpongeBob with n why just found out Patrick house is not a rock it was a mothering Italian Turtle Google it y'all why Patrick house ain't no Rock do a damn lie see that why I don't like when they keep on making episodes they running out of [ __ ] they running out of episodes now that [ __ ] to piss me clean now y'all for to drink I think I had something called I think it was called the blue cunch and that mother was good as but I don't know what's going on in Turks and go but they look hit a little harder I was a little nervous I said I hope they ain't sprinkling nothing else in here I was going to spend the money regardless you ain't got to put no crack in me to convince me now the place literally is called the mother cun Shacks if you go to the cun Shack and don't get no cunch fish you you're working backwards so I think if you're not really a CCH person at least try to cunch fritters I mean every restaurant down there sell them but all of them taste mother differently I went to few restaurants down there with a CCH FR taste like some CCH ass I didn't like them at all but these the philos te was literally amazing I love it if you ask me it's like a hush puppet with some fish in it it was so good the sauce is so damn like the the the savoriness the seasoning inside of the sauce was good as y' like certain sauces that you have there you going to either get Spice in the sauce or you going to get Spice in the actual crunch Fritter like you never know and and it be good as though I'm telling y it be good just trust me on that now I asked us should I order curry shrimp or chicken she told me I should order the um the shrimp so so I had ordered the mother shrimp I was just taking her advice but I know I should have ordered the damn chicken cuz honestly I like curry chicken more than I like anything else I should have ordered the chicken the shrimp never really hit as hard to me now I'm not saying it was nasty but it was actually good but when I have that that that the chicken smothered and the velocity of curry chicken is literally amazing but the the the curry shrimp it was lit really all right it wasn't nasty would I order it again maybe maybe not it depends on if I'm feeling like I want shrimp but the curry had a good flavor to it y'all it was real like it wasn't overseason you know how some people put too much of maybe chicken B whatever it is some some they put they overseason it but that right there it was real s now I'm going say uh when it come down to the fried Snapper that's what Tai had she had the fried Snapper it wasn't bad but can't nobody with that like they don't really breed the Snapper down there like that so I'm telling y'all now the the Snapper down there is not going to hit as hard as the one you might get back at home I think I tried fried Snapper down there at least two or three times everywhere else it was nasty this was the most acceptable Snapper that I did have now before we get into the other [ __ ] that this restaurant has to offer I just want y to know that um me and T Go way back I'm sick and tired of y'all judging my relationship but I kind of like it the engagement gets me paid as a matter of fact talk a little more I think T told him that it was my birthday so they came out and they song Happy Birthday to me y'all and it was so beautiful I said oh my God I can BL I crying like right now and they brought me out this little cute little cake y'all I was so excited to try cuz I was like oh my God this I got finally got me some little birthday cake y'all that mother cake so goddamn nasty I ain't know what the do myself that cake so nasty I ain't even CH s it right there under my tongue [ __ ] I'm not L y'all i h that [ __ ] right under my tongue like Bubba B no what in the want a cake full of raisins I a't want to be rude though so I kept on going you know what I'm saying just danced it off swallowed it washed it down with a little water took everything in me to swallow that [ __ ] and they told T what the cake they was going to bring out she talking about no they said they was going to bring out a warm cake I'm pretty sure you heard raising and your ass trying to they told your ass it was going to be some raisins in that goddamn cake the whole time I'm just sitting up there trying to love on the the people right there but in reality I want to put that in the headlock you ordered me a raisin cake for you ain't never seen me eat no goddamn raisins and when I say that full of RA I mean full of goddamn raisins you'll think it was ant bed on top of that uhuh no happy no Day [ __ ] y I want to give a personal thank you to everybody the managers the servers the everybody involved in this um restaurant because they decided to cover my bill I didn't have to pay for the food and [ __ ] I almost bust I crime maybe I did it's not nobody business and y'all I just love the restaurant it comes with so many amenities even though this man right here had an attitude because everybody wouldn't get out his mother way he was cussing folks kids the [ __ ] out making folks kids come here and the white kids was actually coming here to the man but I understand why he wanted everybody to get out his way cuz he was slaying fire the man was playing with fire and all the white kids they wanted to record him a little bit and he was like get out of the way and the kids get out the the way and then listen he they was [ __ ] up the velocity of the the the the Sol Eclipse Circle you see what the he doing yeah that [ __ ] right there burn shoulder I was trying to see how it wouldn't burning in his ass but you know what I I can tell he been doing that [ __ ] all his damn life that mother did some [ __ ] with fire five different ways I said well godamn it n y'all see how he was just cussing F the [ __ ] out move out the way get way one lady said this her third time being there and every time she come he got attitude so I said you know what I'm leave a the [ __ ] alone cuz anybody that can eat and lick and swall ify like there or eat your ass I ain't I ain't now I want to give a personal shout out to my guy right here he put me on to a couple of more restaurants while I was there thank you my dog for watching my videos and supporting me I really appreciate that that [ __ ] go a long way I'm glad I followed you back on IG I also met this drunk ass little boy y'all think he was lying okay double shot cranberry double shot cranberry anges right beautiful beautiful let's just get wet and honestly have a great trip how old have you how old did you just turn I'm turning 17 when I get back to New Jersey wait you turn 17 I'm getting my LIC that's give me some give me some go get your license my boy getting I'm getting a scap pack a CBO scap pack not a SRT I'm get real talk I I'm going home getting a Scat Pack too oh my God we going to be C twins we going to be C twins oh my God oh my God I better I better see you scat I'mma find you I'll tell you the truth you can't tell me that little boy when drunking and five white [ __ ] at the bar before it closed and y'all know how this go I'mma post all my food reviews on Facebook first and I'm put the full Vlog on YouTube and I don't want y'all to miss [ __ ] so make sure y'all go like subscribe and comment on all my videos on YouTube cuz that's what the supposed to do as a subscriber and if you don't subscribe to my YouTube channel I feel like it's cuz you a full-blown Natural Born hater now go follow me on Instagram too if you don't I don't even give a damn just just do [Music] something what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review and this one going to be real fast because that's how nasty the food was fast and nasty now y'all know I like to go on vacation and take trips for all of my birthdays so for this year I decided to go to T I decided to go to T I decided to go to Turks and caos y'all honestly when it come down to my stuttering I've been doing much much better like I barely stutter now and it's only when I don't know what the say next y'all know these full reviews these voiceovers it be off the top of my Dome I don't I don't rehearse this [ __ ] but anyways I found a lot of my restaurants online I was like doing my research on which restaurants to go to and most of the restaurants were attached to uh Resorts I saw a lot of comments a lot of stuff a lot of places a lot of sites telling me to go to this uh resort called Hemingways and Hemingways also has a restaurant attached called mother Hemingways I must admit when I was um looking for my Airbnb my hotel my Resort when I was looking up where to listen rewind when I was looking up my Resort on where I wanted to stay while I was in Turks I really didn't look too well so the resort that I stayed on it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst now I don't know how the rooms look but I can say this res this Resort is very beautiful it had a beautiful pool the the restaurant was so nice everything was just really nice it was it was the abundance and the velocity of everything was literally beautiful and honestly no matter where you go in T it's going to be very diverse you going to see a lot of people that you don't know that might know they might know you depending on who you are cuz I seen a lot of supporters down there and I would never guess that people knew me in Turks but honestly I'm starting to realize that the more and more I travel people do know me I got to stop underestimating my name maybe you are somebody I'm Martin Luther King if I say I am but anyways um a lot of the restaurants that I reviewed were attached to Resorts and this one was called Hemingways like I told y'all this was the menu um well that was the drink menu and this right here is the menu the menu is not uh too overwhelming it's not too confusing they show you what appetiz the salads the sandwiches the the kids meals and the desserts and on the back a couple of sides it's very simple I like a simple ass menu honestly I y'all know me I don't like no bunched up ass menu that that be giving me too many options to pick from I need you to let me know what's the best thing to get off your menu but um y' it was early in the morning I wasn't trying to eat too heavy so I had went on it you know what I'm saying I really do like cunch so I had ordered me some fried CCH fingers and some uh some seasoned fries now I feel it like I look mad that's cuz I am y'all it was so mother hot down there a [ __ ] could have robbed me with a sweater I'm telling you mother walked up on me with a goddamn hoodie and said Put it on or give me everything in your pockets just he'll take it n and I ain't going to sit up there and lie I was also mad because it took Tai too damn long to get ready and had on a net you ain't even have on no full outfit you had on a piece of net and it took you 40 mother minutes to put that on I was mad than Soulja Boy that when he think he did something first I said that cuz I had on my Soulja Boy glasses stop playing with me y'all I heard Soulja Boy going on tour I'mma Be the freshest now anyways I knew that it was going to be a little confusion when my food came out and I ain't see not a liquor seasoning on nothing but the fries and I tell you the truth once you hunch and once you eat some cunch you won't go back but but but but you got to understand that when you have it somewhere and it's so God damn good and you go somewhere else and the [ __ ] so mother M could have pissed you off more than some weed cuz I'm trying to tell you I just shot with you two weeks ago and you had that good zambuki I come back you got that [ __ ] boy you got one good time to your name in my household we don't shop with you again I was doing everything to add some seasoning squeezing some lemon on the [ __ ] the [ __ ] squeezed in my ey I said today just ain't my mothering day and to be honest y'all it was also the day of my birthday so I like to wake up a little Moody on my birthday because it's my birthday I can cry if I want to what do about it all right wipe my teils but um yeah y'all truly that K was weak as I had to stop my girlfriend from telling the people cuz she she like to send [ __ ] back she like to send [ __ ] back with Attitude um she don't like that and um y'all need to take it off a check I wasn't even trying to be no difficult ass I'm just letting y'all know I was so goddamn hungry when I left there I ate the lemon I mean the fries went too bad but that ain't how you feel up I I wanted some good ass CCH fries and they was that CCH was not punching okay but honestly maybe this is a good spot to go and get drinks because the view is [ __ ] Mass [ __ ] magnificent telling you not don't drop [ __ ] them Birds them birds will come and pick it the but other than that Hemingways has a beautiful beach view I'm telling y'all all of the water in Turks was beautiful as I wanted to take a mango and slang it in the water and just eat it cuz the water was so beautiful blue and clear and y'all know we can't leave without giving y'all that fit check fit check so fresh make your [ __ ] sweat I got so many reviews for y'all coming and I want y'all to see the whole experience with me so make sure yall go subscribe to my YouTube channel follow me on Facebook and um um Instagram follow me on all other platforms okay cuz cuz I got the platform and the plan but still need more so of the platform in order to to fulfill the plan if you understand what I'm saying you ain't got to but I know I understand so make sure y'all go follow me on all the platforms and we going to go from there what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review and y'all know I spent a full week in Turks and koos for my birthday man this trip started off so good I got to put y'all on to my favorite restaurant so far now when it come down to the experience the [ __ ] Shack is my number one top favorite restaurant but when it comes down to the food I got to give it to the Marine Room now listen when you pull in and you see this little Alleyway do not go up that mother that is not the back or the side of the restaurant that is a goddamn kidnapping Zone don't go up there about I almost broke the brakes backing up out of that [ __ ] I a know what the that was but it won't be hard to figure out figure the out where you at now I want to be honest and transparent y'all know I try to give y'all as many details as I can this is a a really beautiful restaurant on your way into it you can see like uh this mother tree that's a sexy ass tree right there I'm trying to show y'all every goddamn thing see one thing about me as a food reviewer I like to show y'all everything the Ambiance the velocity of the of the restaurant the not just the food I'm not just the food reviewer I am literally a restaurant reviewer I chose this restaurant to eat at for my birthday dinner um because it was very nice it was very squizzy and I wanted to feel like I was very much elevated for my birthday dinner when I tell y'all I feel like I had the baddest on the Island we'll get into that later now let me just finish showing y'all the restaurant they have a section over here probably for parties and um yeah just in case not for parties but for big groups of people shout out to the couple who picture I snuck in I hope they see I hope they see this video and show me the pictures but anyways I'm trying to show y'all more of the restaurant as y'all can see they have this area over here where you can sit outside and you know what I'm saying I like to sit outside most of the time if it's not too hot so yeah that's what I did had the baddest day in that can't nobody her except for me and I also wanted to show y'all the inside of the restaurant so y'all can see if you decided to eat inside they have party tables um not just parties but y'all know when I'm like you know how when people be like a party of five a party of 10 people mother people I like to show the workers love when I go in their restaurants so um this guy ended up speaking to me his name is prophet and I want to say thank you Prophet for showing me love even though you didn't even know who I was but you figured out who I was so that's all they and y'all they got this little section full of meat like dry AED meat you know them exquis restaurants like to put [ __ ] on display I don't know if that's a cow or a person the Jeff for d is that now anyways let's get into this review when you get there they going to give you some bread and they going to give you some olive oil now when I tell y'all that's some bad ass bread right there that bread right there can't no about to with that bread that was some good ass bread I mean it might not be better than my but it was still some good ass bread love my when we left that restaurant she gave me some good ass H all right now I forgot the kids watching y'all they also give you this little ass circle of tuna I don't know who the thought they was feeding a three-month old what the I think y'all should uh try to maximize that mother portion especially if the [ __ ] going to be as good as it was that [ __ ] was so mother [ __ ] good almost come give me the rest of the [ __ ] in the back y'all gave me this little ass scoop who the think y'all feeding Tad pole if you don't go back there give me some more time I set up there gave her four pieces of bread and that little ass circle of and that goddamn big ass anyways that [ __ ] was so goddamn good y'all the velocity was literally perfect it was amazing I literally loveed the the the the softness of the bread the bread wasn't too soft but it had enough cushion and the pushing for me now for real y that was the best combo I feel like um only hit when it was all together like that [ __ ] was so mother good but but but when I had a ran out of the goddamn tuna it ain't hit as hard now honestly y'all I'm really a hood everywhere I go everything I do I throw up my my mother neighborhood I'm a real eny baby and baby eny made it to Turks and C stop playing yeah y'all know I'm trying to start my little card collection I guess my girlfriend she get mad well she not getting mad but she I guess she fed over me wearing fake ass earrings I'm trying to tell y'all I'm a that buy beauty supply store earrings because truly y'all I lose earrings so much I just I feel like I ain't going to buy no real ass earrings just for me to lose them B I don't think the I'm I'm going show y'all the earrings that she got me hold on let me get into this dram y'all honestly I be eding the videos so godamn backwards I don't be KN what the say next and I don't be know what the going to do next I just go off the Dome with this [ __ ] now I'mma Be Real this drink was good and spicy that was so goddamn spicy what give me some extra ice I got to looking at them I said what the we order she talking about some uh spicy watermelon margarita I don't want that you put a pepper in my drink for but anyways y'all my B my bad my my my my my girl my my her everything she got me uh some some some some oh well what she got me apparently it don't want to come out honestly y'all she got me some nice ass earrings I ain't really I don't really buy real ass earrings the only person that ever bought me some real earrings was my daddy and I thank him for them but guess what I did lost them so why the [ __ ] do people keep buying me real earrings but honestly I know she really wanted to see me with some nice real earrings I'm going to try my best to keep up with them now let's get into this menu um yeah look at the prices before you take your ass up in there feeling like you f to eat cuz your ass going to be don't don't just go up in that mother Place eating on you ain't got no money they going to have your ass washing dishes to repay it but honestly the menu is not overwhelm overwhelming the menu is not overwhelming it's a nice little size nice little amount of things on the menu okay now y'all I got a bad habit of feeling bad and always having my head down about [ __ ] that I can't change like my friends being dead that I can't share this lifestyle with family members and stuff struggling and I feel like I'm all the way out the country and I wish I could just do more for my family but hey in the meantime look what the I'm eating I know anytime I go to a restaurant and I see calamari on the mother men and you guess what I'mma to do order it t been on some other [ __ ] lately her ass ordered a Greek salad I said where the meat at in that mother she going to sit up there ask me do I want to taste it I said oh he there no ingredient for real I don't know what the is about kyar y'all know kyar is like octopus or squid feet that [ __ ] be so goddamn good I bet not never go to the Bikini Bottom I'mma tell squid with ass up now I don't know if it's supposed to come with a couple of shrimps up in that but it did them damn shrimps was fried so mother perfect I don't know what's going on in this review stuttering like a mother C trying to start and now listen um advice from me if you ever try calamari make sure that you have a lemon on the side now this was seasoned to Perfection they had this little uh some type of sauce at the bottom of with the zucchini and all that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was so mothering goddamn ass ugly good and the magnitude and the velocity of the crunch was literally perfect I have never had anything like it literally ever in my life I'm trying not to I'm trying to learn how to be more um less rude when I chew my food cuz I swear to God sometimes I just want to chew with my mouth wide the mother open like and y'all no matter how much I tried to sip this drink down that mother would not disappear that [ __ ] was so goddamn spicy I said [ __ ] I was taking baby sips around this now it didn't take them too long to um bring my food out because I had already came late so they had brought my food right on the out before the kitchen had closed I ordered me some lamb chops I was a little skeptical of them I said damn did they get a mother time to Die the way that damn lamb chops pinking in between my legs now I was a little scared T had order her some codfish which I was a little skeptical [ __ ] because what is that red ass sauce she said it was tomato sauce and um she liked it y'all she tore it the up I'm talking about she tore that [ __ ] the up I be like godamn little lady you sure know how to put it away now one thing about these mashed potatoes this the first time I've had some mashed potatoes that wasn't overly buttery from a Exquisite restaurant and they was still good as like they put like the least amount of salt in there they made it so perfect I didn't taste no pepper and I really liked how it tastes the magnitude and the amount of the velocity of the the the butter inside of the mashed potatoes were literally perfect and the Lamb Chop was Chopped with the most expensive knife that has ever been made and it was literally so exquisitely astonishing I have never had I have well never mind I've had plenty of delicious lamb chops but this one right here is very top tier the tenderness the juiciness the flavor the the abundance of the flavor inside of the Lamb Chop was literally amazing I have I I I truly I truly appreciate the the the the understanding and and and the magnitude of the lamb in the chop the chop inside of the Lamb I have never had anything like in my life at first I was a bit scared I thought it was going to be too bloody I said What In the period part is this but it wasn't too much blood it was literally cooked to the Perfection of of of of anything I've ever had I got for a dessert I had got this goddamn pear on a bed with some ice cream I guess on the menu it was called caramelized pear turnover what what the fu they always come up with a Exquisite name for some [ __ ] and on the side y'all it came with like some strawberry um sherbet and sherbet is the best ice cream ever the ice cream was so mother good but I got got to stop with [ __ ] they got pears in it I don't really like pears caramelized nothing that [ __ ] went all that good but the damn the bed that was laying on the damn little little B looking thing that was delicious and y'all I had also ordered some um some passion fruit sherbet that is the best Sher I ever had in my mother small ass 26 year old ass life for the that I look forward to I do something to you your mama look6 there oh where's my chocolate looking anyways like I said we got to get into the fit chicks I had the baddest on the ey and I'm talking about fit check fit check so fresh make your [ __ ] want to what wish that she'll switch size but she won't she would me f ni y'all know I had to step like a mother Capper for my birthday I'm talking about Christian Dior On The Shoes Palm Angels on the mother outfit I look like a ninja look like the freshest [ __ ] that ever did Karate some Jack now I don't want y'all to miss none of my content and I don't want y'all to miss none of my videos so make sure y'all go like And subscribe to my YouTube channel if you don't then you are a hater make sure you like and follow my support page on Facebook and share 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don't know what the you think if I had $100 I flip my own mother I would never ask now one of y'all ask for y'all Bank information to send you a mother wig what the hell I need your account number for I'm going write you on Instagram and ask for the add now share the video [Music] yo what it do y'all K y'all already know what's going on when y'all see me in front of some food I'm back with another review now when it come down to my reviews I really don't tell y'all what not to and what to go but I am considered some type of tour guy y'all know I was in Turks for my birthday and everybody kept telling me to go to Highway Grill I don't know why I didn't actually review it when I went but someh came up and I didn't go in well it really was no in it was like an outside restaurant it was like a little food truck with places to sit but I just never did go to anyways y'all know I brought my girl with me on vacation dressed like a sexist Serena Williams to be honest I don't know what was going on with neither one of our fit checks we was dressed like we was going to go play some tennis out that [ __ ] but yeah anyway stop playing fit check make a [ __ ] sweat wet all that stop playing y'all can't lie like I wouldn't be the freshest on that tennis court if it was if it had came down to it but anyways like I was saying uh we were supposed to go to Highway Grill but for some reason we ended up changing our mind and we was like okay we just going to go to this restaurant called Mr Grouper and to be honest Mr Grouper got a lot of uh good reviews online so I had put my little trust and faith and I had walked up this is the daughter of the uh the owner they got a little gift shop and everything so I had put my trust in I was like okay this going to be a good little restaurant it look good outside they got um a good view but you know for people to brag on it that much them what a lot of empty Childs now don't don't talk no [ __ ] uh anyway before we get into this review I like to show y'all around the restaurant cuz I'm a real deal restaurant reviewer and another thing before we get into this review uh just because you like something don't mean that I am all my friends everybody around me like boys they kep trying to bring them around me I just was something about them I didn't like them get me the I'm be real with Y I knew ear I was going to be a fruit pop I used to want to grow up and be a cartoon and with him possible that's when I knew I knew I was on some some real zest [ __ ] young and early but not it's a nice ass restaurant y'all it's really beautiful um the menu was not that um overwhelming but it had a nice uh portion of [ __ ] on that menu y'all know I had a menu full of menus of [ __ ] to order cuz honestly I do be feeling like it take away from the like the menu if you got so much [ __ ] on it don't have me confused then y'all be trying to tell a when I order the wrong thing you ordered the wrong thing well why in the was it on the minia if it's nasty they need to take the off the minia somebody need to boycott the [ __ ] that's one of my pet peas when somebody tell me no you supposed to order no I ordered what the I wanted off the Mena take it the mother off if you don't want about to really order this [ __ ] but the restaurant people like the like the workers that was really informative they'll tell you about the [ __ ] you ordering um they had like this little glass of some type of [ __ ] on the table but it was really like a hot sauce so that was really informative about what everything was and what you was was ordering I really appreciate that now when I go out the country or anywhere else I like to let people know that I am actually reviewing the food give me the best [ __ ] you got the best baddest in the kitchen to cook the food because I be want [ __ ] to be good these days and these days when they don't know that you reviewing the food the [ __ ] be ass as hell now I'm going be real I don't really be telling people that I be reviewing the food cuz I want to give y'all a real genuine authentic review but I was in Turks and I was letting them folks know who the [ __ ] I was bring me the raw [ __ ] you got back do get the fish from the RO see you got bit and I also got this other addiction when I go out the country I got to order me some type of pentac colada drinks now I'm I don't know if it is it just me or not but the liquor be throwing the damn P colada off I don't be want to taste that [ __ ] all the time and if you tear them you got to tear they ass no rum cuz if you order a Pinacle they going to automatically think your ass want some rum inside of and that [ __ ] be stronger than th D if you don't know how strong a d is fight the [ __ ] I'm telling you now that ho got a Muses some some muscles on them now I just found out the other day that I've been saying cunch wrong it's Kunk uh all right okay I guess I'll say that but um anyways I had ordered me some con frittles and some Veggie rolls telling y'all now them veg roll so mother let's get into the conk first I don't like saying conk though it's too close to [ __ ] and that the last thing I'm telling [ __ ] I did ate some [ __ ] no I did not that's a mother anyways y'all the the cunch y'all we going to say that with me we let let me keep honestly y'all they be so good now it do depend sometimes they be nasty cuz I had some in the airport when I was leaving and them nasty but them them was good and the sauce was kind of spicy and flavorish I really like them they taste like some good ass hush puppies with some conch fish with with the c fish in there and and the veg roll was good too y'all I'm not the appetizers in this was good I said okay now we starting off on a good foot until they had brought out the mother unre I don't know why the I kept had trying but I kept trying to order the goddamn Snapper in Turks and I keep and I kept proving to myself that they don't know how to cook no goddamn anyway um T had ordered some oxtails some macaroni and you know they come with some plant good PL plantain I don't give a damn but before I um be e my Snappers I like to have communication with them let them know that I I didn't pause their life I did not stop them every time I eat a goddamn Snapp it look like the goddamn fish was shocked when they got caught but but this right here gave me a different vibe that mother at peace eyes was closed I said well godamn it he probably was on the way from work thinking he F to do some [ __ ] with his family and somebody and grabbed his ass out the [ __ ] SE it wasn't me though so I never have no uh no no no no bad conscience when I'm eating them [ __ ] cuz Lord knows if you have a good ass fried snap or that taste delicious in down a and I honestly kept trying them everywhere went cuz I just knew I was going to find my favorite place with a good ass fried hard delicious Snapper but today was that day y'all it just wasn't hidden as hard the fried day they don't fry it hard enough for me to keep the mother in the grease for just a couple of seconds just a little more so they won't be soft the velocity was literally not what I thought it would be the velocity was just a tght bit off I I needed fried it a little bit longer and honestly lemon can't save everything I like to squeeze a little bit of lemon on and I squeeze that [ __ ] on some ass if I could but sometimes it can't save it I mean I mean [ __ ] the broccoli was good and that's all that matters sometimes it's about the green in between the dishes the the broccoli was nice but couldn't even know the goddamn hot sauce couldn't even say the Snapper it was just some some some y'all it wasn't hdden okay it wasn't the worst [ __ ] ever but it wasn't hit I honestly did a review every single day while I was in Turks so make sure y'all go subscribe to my YouTube channel and follow and like my support page on Facebook cuz that's why I post all my reviews now if you don't go follow me on Instagram and all that other [ __ ] I don't blame you you ain't got to go follow me on Twitter baby I use that to watch your little ass I'm not trying to be your friend on that mother no way so yeah get my Twitter anyways I only get on Twitter to watch Janice I'm ready to do a full review with her y'all go go tell [Music] her what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review y'all already know what time it is if you know you know if you don't I'm going have to tell you I spent my birthday in Turks and caos this year every year I like to go somewhere different so this year this what the now I don't know if Turks was just that smaller everything was just five minutes away from each other CU everything was close as [ __ ] together they had one good grocery store I said all right I see what's going on now to me most of the good restaurants was attached to some uh Resorts and [ __ ] like basically a resort or a luxury what what was a nice ass Hotel y' I was just broke like two mother weeks ago so uh I ain't been using these luxurious words that long but this time I had asked what restaurants do y'all really want me to review and somebody said Infinity restaurant and raw bar I don't know if this restaurant right here was one of Drake favorite restaurants or was it the Marine Room but I reviewed that [ __ ] too when people ask me what do I spend most of my money on I got to say e it's clothes and food I think now I'm starting to spend more money on food like I can see my neck doubling that [ __ ] starting to get when I go to sleep it's like sometimes I see a scale chasing me trying to let me know how much I weigh but anyways fit check fit check make your a [ __ ] do all type of [ __ ] cuz they B got be doing all type of [ __ ] these days I don't know what the this should probably have me trying to learn how to play a piano next week I love me a good different ass no not not a different but I love a that's different cuz somebody got on my ass last week said this your fourth girlfriend in three years no it ain't what have you been watching this is my second and we've been with this Ain it ain't been that many y' this was this mother see [ __ ] y'all got me stuttering I'm nervous now y'all can see this is a nice ass kind of outside restaurant they do have a inside but yeah you walk up well basically I walked up and they told me to sit anywhere I wanted to on the balcony area so I did [ __ ] I honestly do I [ __ ] I honestly do believe that they have a uh a reservation list you got to set reservation if you want to sit inside like at a table and [ __ ] I sat the outside and I think the Ambiance was beautiful if you was to watch the review at the same time as you listening then you'll see that I'm showing you the menu the menu ain't got too much I'm talking about they got about four drink size four pages full of liquor but two pages full of food God damn it so you might want to come already full but now I ain't going to lie they had a couple of good little things on the menu now we started off with our drinks I got me a watermelon lemon drop all that goddamn PP left in the drink was enough to fill the goddamn orange back up I could have built the orange out PP but honestly I was too mad at it I just don't like I don't know and orange juice if it's too much pork I'm spin that [ __ ] out so why feel like I'm drinking some sockt but I ain't going to lie on that let me drop that with deliss your so I I it it was good y this this is a good ass little restaurant I ain't going to lie you might want to take the right cuz if you don't y'all ain't going to have [ __ ] to talk about talk about something the godamn disco balls in the back or something I'm bringing up anything to a [ __ ] I don't give what the conversation about long as we talking do have you seen a child with a binder lately I ask anything I ain't seen not now kid with no binder that's how I know the little nigg don't do homework they don't go to school write no notes down y'all up y'all be failing the gotdamn test but now for real uh this probably it starts at home and in the community first I'm going to do me a good ass back to school drive for the dumb ass children we got to do something it starts within us I ain't going to lie y'all it was outside so a couple of bugs kept flying around my girl she got scared I think she was looking at me to kill it I pulled up the menu I'm not going to kill nothing I start like I AIT her ass talking she B get it get what get what what you talking about oh oh it was a b why you a tell me but I like how even if you don't order appetizer they going to bring your ass one they give you some uh some popcorn and some check mix check Checkers whatever the it's called they give you that I'm talking about popcorn popcorn good and buttery all I was missing was a movie it was that was some good ass buttery delicious ass popcorn and that check mix I ain't had none of that [ __ ] in a while and I see why that [ __ ] ain't no [ __ ] I just Ste there and buy but it was good like I like the depressors in them up now I'm not going to lie like it took them the long as a time to bring my food out it really didn't they ended up bringing me my um I ordered some pork belly if you never had pork belly you don't know what you miss and if you if you never had uh caviar you don't know what you missing I got some caviar Fried Chicken basically fried chicken with some caviar on top of that mother with some um I got some sushi too now T food scared me I thought that was a a thick ass piece of hair said baby what the [ __ ] that is you ordered and then she ordered some shrimp Pizza baby you we moving backwards now I don't think we we we ain't nothing like we going to do some shrimp Pizza I'm starting to think her be ordering NY [ __ ] on purpose so we don't have to sh [ __ ] just don't know me I will eat some nasty [ __ ] just so you would have to sh but y'all I put this [ __ ] on my mama the velocity the literal magnitude of of of of the pork belly was literally amazing it was so delicious the the belly of a pork is literally so amazing somebody know Peppa Pig and her family hate to see me coming I bake them I don't give nothing about with none of this [ __ ] now honestly to K y'all you got to have like a peculiar taste bud to even be able to taste that [ __ ] I mean it's good and the chicken was fried good as too no seasoning I I tried to tell y'all in one of my last reviews They Don't Really seasoning too too too well I think they season [ __ ] with salt and pepper and to be honest that's really good enough the caviar added its own flavor to the Fried Chicken if you know what I mean you got to have a real taste to be able to taste some caviar cuz honestly if you think about it too hard the [ __ ] going to get nasty you going to feel like you eating somebody babies you you're chewing up abortions Lord Jesus Christ I don't feel right I ate that [ __ ] last week and F to throw up today I Ain I ain't at I ain't ate no sushi in a minute so I don't know how to use godamn uh Chopsticks it's been a minute since I ate them but I learned again so uh I picked up the pork belly and the sushi with the [ __ ] when I tell y'all that Sushi threw me the off cuz um usually when I order sushi I order it cooked I this is the Raw Bar and I forgot to just make sure they cook it or order something that come cook I got the chewing deep down and thoroughly and through that and started to taste that raw ass [ __ ] on top of that no n if I if I could just cook some coochie I would I don't like eating nothing raw but I didn't let it too much get to me the flavors and everything was abundant it was very it was it was cool but I had to I had to swallow some some some some damn lemon drop to wash that [ __ ] down that [ __ ] threw me the on off but I ain't going to lie to y'all this whole restaurant is actually a Vibe it's very beautiful outside they got some delicious drinks they got some uh nice little waiters I mean the they they they do their job I found this new way to twist my glass I be want to feel real evil now I tear this mother down if the food ain't good uhuh I'm trying to start get my Gordon Rams on I feel very professional now for the people that keep Runing me saying damn how the I keep missing these wig reviews you tell me I keep telling your ass why do them at I do them on Facebook not Instagram or YouTube and all this other [ __ ] you can go subscribe to my YouTube if you want to see the whole trip but if you want to win the wig you better take your away the Facebook y'all be want me to give away wigs and places where y'all disrespect me y'all and Twitter theu talking about get y'all some goddamn wigs on Twitter when last week I was a ugly ass bull dager I'm not doing [ __ ] for Twitter [ __ ] now y'all go follow me on all other platforms if y'all want to when I everybody this funny shaped that [ __ ] too shap like that man off the me what the fenus gr looking keep trying me this eat a slice of a pick bust out that shirt don't take nothing but a burp of food and over going to argue with this whole all these camera L ass glass I really be thinking y'all off the hook cuz I don't be doing no reviews I'm going to do a review eventually and get on your ass I be having a album in my phone and get on folks that be [ __ ] with me somebody tell this St that the with me hey I'm to tell y see why I tell yall tell me with her sticky looking this like sticking for pin mother PR go you for you get around hold it wig on I can't judge nobody cuz I I be get my nails done but come on now be for real this right here get the out my face for a [ __ ] bend your ass over thick ass thick ass [ __ ] I don't even remember what they mother plank from looking ass [ __ ] dead what the you [ __ ] be doing I don't even remember I just save your picture be like what you did I'm getting on your ass later you get your little scary as hell you don't get the with them rat te I bet you won't make a video right now I send you $100 if you make a video saying what's up doc this mother get your carrot in ass out anybody say anything about me I'm counting your pockets I'm counting your pockets you got $223 in your mother I just playing you got a little more than that you still ain't talking about [ __ ] godamn what Gucci Chanel Olympic Circle ass slide but them ho never came out yeah I be trying to let y' ass slide but that who the is this [ __ ] and why she got on the diaper under the mother you don't nobody want you that old got some stockings they D for crimin foot ass only reason iin going to do you greasy cuz you hopped in my my DM and you apologize for you had known where you went wrong afterwards and sometimes God say if you come unto me after just repent for your sins you did your you you did your due diligence and I don't know who the flat nose ass little s this is you don't get the on you platter puss looking [ __ ] [ __ ] you you phenian looking F this [ __ ] the y'all better leave me Al leave me cuz I don't even like doing this [ __ ] sometimes it get [ __ ] this but now FR all this [ __ ] starting to get to me man this [ __ ] start I even feel right doing this [ __ ] no more I'm sorry [Music] what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review now just use me as your tour guide whenever you go to church cuz I'm telling you I've been putting y on ain't no worse than booking a vacation and when you get there start raining for half of I had to cancel half the [ __ ] I wanted to do do other [ __ ] that I didn't want to do but when I did it it was kind of all right so I wasn't that mad it was just too much going on I know one of the main places that everybody wanted me to review was this place called The Seafood Hub I Ain know if that was the seafood Hub or crusty the mother K it's looking real Bikini Bottom ma in this you can tell [ __ ] that's just us we go on vacations to church like a mother they got eye pictures all across the wall look at who cousin that is I know somebody know who the [ __ ] that now I'm not going to get in too much into this menu cuz it look like a bunch of ants on a piece of paper that's too much [ __ ] going on Seafood balls okay it's basically like your regular Seafood spot that sell other [ __ ] with it Shrimp Po Boys wings and [ __ ] but the main thing on this mother is the seafood boys that's the you need to get I ain't going to lie y'all I did end up coming down with a pinac Col addiction honestly to me it tastes way better without the liquor I'm talking about you been drunk that [ __ ] in the middle of the day your whole day up you go take the strongest naap you ever have depending on what kind of rum they put in your [ __ ] at this point baby hold the rum by the time you get done drinking that [ __ ] it ain't even fun no more but I'm going to get y'all to run down on the most simple domain [ __ ] that you better order them egg rolls them Seafood egg rolls they come with a su of everything in there [ __ ] about anything that they got in the Bikini Bottom it come in there except sand it that's the only thing they don't have in that bit now for real y you get your money's worth cuz they give you some big fat BBL ass egg roll now honestly I ain't to me that was a little stingy with the sauce why y'all give me this big grown big back fat ankle ass [ __ ] egg roll and give me this little ass cup of sauce godamn dip it one time and make a wish for the rest of ass sauce come on now what we doing but I wasn't even mad cuz like it was still good as without the sauce but tasted even better with it like oh [ __ ] they did what they had to do on them egg rolls y'all if y'all don't get nothing make sure you get a egg roll plus they real they just not stingy his look at that fat ass piece of shrimp in that mother talking about they ain't even worri about grinding and blending [ __ ] up look at that fat ass piece of shrimp hanging out the back of that marvelous now you got hella options of how you can get your seafood boil I know you ate Seafood before go pick your damn sauce pick what you want inside I mean it's a plus a equals what it shouldn't equal [ __ ] see now we up together but if you go down you got damn alphabetical things forwardly you'll end up at Z I bet that's right anyways when I eat my Seafood I don't get it too spicy cuz I want to enjoy the [ __ ] and I know it look like it ain't a lot in that bowl but trust me it was it was enough to get a full as and anytime I ask somebody do they eat clams and muscles they be like uh what the what the do you mean uh [ __ ] but the clams be the best thing hitting in the damn bag [ __ ] the clams and the Crawfish the M let the juices get in between the velocities of the of the the shell of the clim delicious literally amazing what the I sound like a Spanish Italian in this mother sometimes I be up I don't know where I'm from for real but uh all of my races just hop out of me at one time but all Jo side y'all that was the best seafood I had while I was there it really was that like that little butter sauce that they had on there they had it so good the seasoning in that was so damn Delicious and honestly if your seaf if your seafood boil is nasty it's because of you cuz you you you you set your own bag up if you ain't want no mother shrimp why you put them in the bag but everything was good down to the C legs y'all know I can't say the word but ful it like I said down to the damn Pearl daddy that [ __ ] was so God damn good I'm just playing y'all I honestly I I I honestly can't say it but one time y'all know my family full of Crips one time my cousin had said that word and got his ass whooped so up and down the street I ain't said that [ __ ] since I said Lord cuz he got whooped by my uncle and my uncle was just like one of my uncle a hardcore goddamn gang bangers so when he beat his ass up down the street I said hell all then the only reason my cousin still here today cuz my uncle I'm going to kill his ass man my cousin disappeared sooner than he said that [ __ ] I said okay so we ain't saying that word on the grow up I ain't say ever and I sound drunk as hell talking I sound exactly like my uncle but y'all they corn on the mother car so goddamn good I'm let y'all see me eat it on camera usually don't eat no [ __ ] like this anything that come with a cylinder type of shape I don't really eat it on camera n cuz y'all know y'all little frisky and y'all different I can't wait anytime somebody WR me and flirt take now I'mma write your wife I'mma write your momma I'm WR everybody in your family let them know you sweet cuz godamn I'm starting to feel like more men flirt with me than women where is the [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't want no men flirting with me [ __ ] I'm going to set your ass up now anyways if you ask me the most important part about a seafood boil is the the potato [ __ ] if your potato your your potato vend ain't [ __ ] then the seafood boil ain't [ __ ] hen hen everything really was H y'all I ain't really got to set too much I just told y'all what the [ __ ] was going on and in case I didn't show y'all the restaurant on the walkin because it was running too hard y'all this how it look all right real nice on the out side and make it feel like you in a jungle that's really that's cute and I was cute too [ __ ] yeah fit cheick make you a [ __ ] what all type of [ __ ] I feel like ke sweat out here in this [ __ ] win got me twisted over you what it do y'all okay y'all already know when I'm in this car and y'all see a plate it's time for another review now y'all been on my ass a little bit you know what I'm saying blown On Me by where the rest of these tur reviews at come on now chill out I went there for another four five days [ __ ] I'mma come with what the I got left plus I was still a little mad y'all cuz the last few I was there it started raining on my mother head I felt like the nigg in The Color Purple movie trying to fix the ceiling but honestly at the end of the days like I started asking y'all uh what y'all wanted me to review that so I can make sure I got what y'all really wanted me to um check out and a lot of y'all kept telling me y'all wanted me to go to the crackpot kitchen I was like okay I go to the crackpot I know a couple crackheads in my family so I won't act no I won't act fun of the crackpots I've been around now one thing about me as a kid I ain't try everything I saw now my auntie or my momma or somebody throw a cigarette down I may have I had I picked it up and ped on it a little bit but whenever anybody a crackpipe on the back of the the toilet at any family member house I ain't touch them it's like I knew not the no [ __ ] I'm losing focus anyways y'all I went to the crackpot Kitchen in Turks and C Co and they had this little paper menu that's cool I mean I don't like a a heavy ass big b menu anyways but but but just Hest to God truth y'all I really did have me a time in Turks it was so fun y'all be so damn jealous over H ass somebody come at and was like why you take that girl everywhere you go cuz who else I'm out of town um she going with me now one thing that threw me off when I first got to this restaurant they got this whole ass menu right here full of other [ __ ] on it you can't order not a goddamn thing on the menu but the drinks well get the out of here print out the goddamn a new menu for the for the for the drinks and take that menu to Hell on cuz if I can't order [ __ ] on it I don't want to see it now y'all I've been trying to repair my kidneys for two weeks I and went to turs got so goddamn drunk every day I start off the day with a little sip of water I sip me this little sip of water and that's right there is the the the the the confirmation that it's time to drink I was give me p p Coles with Rong back to back to back to back damn kid is screaming for a break just chill we we've been drinking every day you don't want no goddamn H2O for the full day at all no cranberry juice do you drink orange juice body was tired of me now now I am going to say this restaurant it was a lot of people in there now they they they they they seemed a bit busy but now it shouldn't take that goddamn long over that [ __ ] playing paper scissors rock we a have [ __ ] else to do [ __ ] as long as it take y'all to come take the order and then go back there and make the order bring the order baby y'all need to put some Uno cards on the table [ __ ] yeah this a mother full ass review review everything even the time yeah fit check fit check so fresh make your a [ __ ] sweat I got my S on like I told y'all you around me you going think I'm from Florida the way I be having my toes out they be done at least they be done now one thing about it y'all brag on this restaurant a lot fairly lot so I'm thinking like uh this [ __ ] going to be so good we started off on the worst foot that you can start off on [ __ ] I said God damn it I'm limping around this [ __ ] I don't know it's like the mashed potatoes taste like cardboard a little bit you know like the mashed potatoes that taste so goddamn grainy you'll think they they they they some K to grits I said Lord Jesus Christ this is this ain't what I told y'all to make me now now y'all them rolls right there is called lemon shark spring roll some type of shark roll okay I guess I I'm get if you had to ask me I'm thinking it was made out of shark and I'm going to be real that [ __ ] was kind of good we might have started off on that bad foot but them godamn shark rolls hey I and one thing about me I'm so real the whole time I was in Turks I went with the Snapples but I kept ordering I said somebody going to get this [ __ ] right in this today now I actually gave y'all Snapper a chance it was supposed to be lemon pepper but the velocity of the lemon and the pepper was not there the velocity was extremely low I don't know but the magnitude of the taste was still flavorful and delicious now for real y'all I [ __ ] with that snapper fish that they was actually good so I can slide that somebody said do I be feeling bad when I eat the snapper fish yeah that's why I take the eye out so it won't see me eat it the [ __ ] I got some type of um human decency y'all remember that little commercial what if it were you hanging up on this wall if it were you in this sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at all what the what the commercial with that that [ __ ] lame as hell but honestly y That's the only restaurant who Snapper could have slid like I I said I that I y' Snapper it went too bad N Them lamb chops good than a [ __ ] like the flavor on them it was like a real like they didn't overseason it and one thing about them they don't overseason [ __ ] they either under season the [ __ ] or they season it just right them lamb Toops was good than a [ __ ] and that sauce I like y'all did that the everything went to [ __ ] together but look now I need more I am planning me another trip to Turks and next time I come go make I'm going to make sure I focus on the food cuz y'all I was having too much [ __ ] fun y'all I I posted a recap on Tik Tok so make sure y'all go like follow and support my Facebook page subscribe to my YouTube channel and follow me on Tik Tok to see all of my content every little thing that I was doing while I was up in Turks okay [ __ ] f with me now what it do y'all it's K and I'm back with another review but this one going to be a little different y'all we F to review a whole goddamn country so my girl packed me up for my birthday and took me on vacation and y'all going to see what we going when we land we trying to get into our little creative Tik Tok bag y seen how I jumped in her hands and she carrying me around the airport like oh my God I like her she put me and all the [ __ ] that I come with in her hands and she just carrying it around [ __ ] with her cuz I would have been left like me y'all my fans so goddamn annoying I would have had to leave me she picked me up put me on the flight and dropped off in T I said Lord this is different but anyways y'all if y'all ever go to Turks and caos just save this video right here and use me as your toy guy baby we we we did all type of [ __ ] no matter where I go I like to experience their version of ATV riding y'all they they they took us around like God damn it long story short you went ATV riding in turs and it's beautiful you get a a beautiful ass view of the whole country the waters all the water so got damn clear you can see a STD floa in that [ __ ] if you wanted to now another 10 out of 10 Excursion I think you should participate in is them jet CS that [ __ ] so fun it is a beautiful experience now Turks is hot but it's not Mexico hot it's like you can tell the difference it's not that hot there but it's it's hot as [ __ ] so bring some sunscreen or yeah going to be cooked when you go home but y'all I had so much mother fun please don't bring your thie ass boyfriend if you know he got a history of stealing cars tell he can't steal this the ocean okay leave it there Taiwan but I'm trying to tell y'all we had a mothering blast we even went horse riding in the goddamn water I said now everything that got something to do with turs got something to do with water now they going to put your ass off up in some water I bet you can go play golf in the water they now this resort was called L Vista zoor that was one of the resorts I stayed in and I also also stayed in a resort called cooko Beach Resort whatever the was called now y'all might not believe me but I'm trying to tell y'all the the the clear yacht photos is really a two out of 10 it's not a great experience unless you white slim bony with a two pack or a bad black with a BBL they don't get no about you or your pictures they going to tell you to hurry up and take your pictures and get the on they going to shoot one little quick ass video for you I was on that damn thing taking pictures for two minutes and I had to pay 300 goddamn dollars and my was on the husp for 45 minutes they wanted to take all type pictures of her [ __ ] I ain't jealous or nothing I'm just saying take a couple extra pictures of me but anyways y'all this is just more content and more videos from the the the jet CS I'm telling y'all that [ __ ] was so beautiful the experience was so lovely it is worth the money of $400 mother that [ __ ] was $400 mother but guess what $400 for me and my hey that's a still that's still stupid a guess what I had fun I got a little money to with now I got a little money to have some fun I don't know who need to hear this but reply back to that stud in your DM reply back to that stud or that stud at that might got a little money at and a little ass we be thick as [ __ ] now a lot of y'all don't know but me and my girl we've been cool for like years like we both from the same city now we not from the same Hood but we are are both from the hood I am proud of me and her for moving out of our hometowns and just starring some [ __ ] with our lives but godamn it you can take the out the hood but not the hood out the why she throwing ass on this goddamn jet C I'm sorry y'all if this turch riew all over the place it was just a beautiful view a beautiful place and a lot of [ __ ] to do my girl look is so beautiful on it hor like y I ate at a lot of great restaurants but my favorite one was the [ __ ] shake that was the best restaurant that they had because of the food the Ambiance and the activity the entertainment all of it together beautiful it was literally marvelous I love the velocity of the of the fun and the the beauty of the place I love African people I also at at The Marine Room when I tell y'all a good nine out of 10 I ate at the um Infinity restaurant and Raw Bar it was like just basically like little Sushi and [ __ ] I'm going to get them like a good seven out of 10 just truly I added this nasty ass restaurant called Heming ways and the way that that [ __ ] tasted I would go back and slap the him out of all the [ __ ] in the back of that [ __ ] everybody advised me to go to Mr Grouper but I feel like it was overhyped it was I The seu Hub is delicious it's the velocity of the Sea and the food and the everything amazing they also got a restaurant in Turon C off called the crack poot which is the only place I trust to make Snapper I mean de wer even that good but it was the best that I've had there and I honestly don't want y'all to miss no more of my content so make sure y'all subscribe to my YouTube channel follow and like my support page on Facebook and go and follow me on Instagram cuz that's where I post all of my stuff I make sure that every platform gets everything and sometimes every platform gets different [ __ ] like Tik Tok I try to give y'all quick little updated videos on there you know what I'm saying so make sure y'all go [ __ ] with me on all the the platforms it matters