Why Guys Don't Like Cris Collinsworth

I haven't met Chris Collinsworth um I always every town that I'm in as soon as I drop the csor everybody's like oh God he's gonna do the thing so fun I haven't met him I've talked to him over Zoom I've interviewed him over Zoom uh We've interacted online and and he's been nothing but great to me really he's been really really awesome and I know that it's super popular for uh you know men especially like 255 to 60 in this country to just hate Chris Collinsworth and like rip them online you know um I know it's really popular but like the more I think about it I don't think it's so much about how he calls games I think just is like kind of deep down we're all afraid that he would bang our moms or wives like the way that guy handles himself on TV you know that he just rocks a a mean Hawaii shirt some flipflops right cuts a mean rug at the Country Club to a Jimmy Buffett cover band you know yeah he may talk too much about Patrick Mahomes on National Television sure but that's not the deep-seated issue for all of us the deep-seated issue is imagining him at a wedding reception coming up to our mother here's a lady who looks like she wants to have a good time I brought these for you I want you down them and we'll cut a rug and see what happens they used to call me Cadillac in college and they called me Muff Diver in high school how' you think about that one for a little bit huh I have a weird way of judging people like older guys the way I judge older guys is whether or not I think they'd be a cool father-in-law you know I think that's fair like someone that uh you know you're always kind of tied to you don't have to be around all the time but if you did have to survive him for forever you wouldn't want to blow your brains out like I think that's fair like I think that coach Sabin would be a really bad one you know you're not really breaking through with Coach Sabin on the golf course or anything you know like Jerry Seinfeld another bad one you know he's too nitpicky about everything right he'd be too judgmental you know but I think Chris Collinsworth would be a father-in-law that I could get down with you know he'd be quick to toss you a beer give you some tips and tricks tricks on the grill you know like he might rib you a little bit give you some [ __ ] at the family pool party you know you take your shirt off he might be like now that is a dadbot if I've ever seen one it kind of remind me of Patrick Mahomes with his shirt off